i don’t like the idea of the president missing. he could be anywhere. i am suddenly aware how little i appreciated opening my shower curtain knowing the president would not be standing there
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Presumably, your shower isn't a Miss Teen USA dressing room, so you *should* be fine. Should.
aug 30, 2025, 7:20 am • 2 1 • view
Have they checked with ICE?
aug 31, 2025, 6:11 am • 0 0 • view
Absolutely. I always think of that. Lol!
aug 30, 2025, 2:29 pm • 0 0 • view
What makes you think that couldn't happen if he weren't supposedly "missing"? Do you realize how fast Air Force One can travel?
aug 30, 2025, 5:00 am • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:38 am • 0 0 • view
He's probably on his way to colts neck to play golf, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be on his way to Gunnison to get naked
aug 30, 2025, 7:10 am • 0 0 • view
😄 Or RFKrazy. He's the actual Boogeyman.
aug 30, 2025, 4:38 am • 1 0 • view
Oh gee, thanks for that thought that will haunt my nightmares forever.
aug 30, 2025, 12:06 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:11 am • 3 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:01 am • 67 5 • view
Avoid women's fitting rooms in department stores and you should be ok
aug 30, 2025, 4:25 pm • 0 0 • view
I think everyone who knows him feels that way. Especially Melanie
aug 30, 2025, 1:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Missing? Sorry I’m in Europe and had no Internet for days (I’m staying truly off the beaten track). How is missing?
aug 30, 2025, 7:11 am • 0 0 • view
He had no public events the last two days and none scheduled for this weekend. But I am sure he will turn up golfing soon.
aug 30, 2025, 9:37 am • 2 0 • view
Thank you! In July I had a very vivid dream about him dying before the end of August… if it comes true I will be totally freaked out but overjoyed
aug 30, 2025, 11:36 am • 2 1 • view
As long as he’s wearing red stripes and standing in a crowd, I’m cool with having to look for him.
aug 30, 2025, 6:04 am • 1 0 • view
If you’re older than 16 you don’t need to worry about
aug 30, 2025, 6:11 am • 3 0 • view
Anyone check the roof? I hear he likes it up there…..
aug 30, 2025, 1:44 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 12:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Don't worry, his tiny bruised hands couldn't hold a knife and he wouldn't wear his mother's dress because it would expose his cankles.
aug 30, 2025, 12:30 pm • 3 0 • view
🤭😂😹
aug 30, 2025, 9:11 am • 0 0 • view
Alien Abduction?
aug 30, 2025, 8:22 am • 0 0 • view
That's a scary thought.
aug 30, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Don't worry unless you're an underage girl that reminds him of his daughter. Then worry. Be very worried.
aug 30, 2025, 6:27 am • 7 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 1:52 pm • 0 0 • view
He’s still getting ready for a public viewing! It just takes a lot longer now Makeup,cover bruising with foreign substance.Finding shoes that will hide is ballon ankles.Hair takes much longer Bronze face coverage. Ketamine, a walking straight coach.And that’s before breakfast! Repeat. It’s a process
aug 30, 2025, 1:46 pm • 0 0 • view
check under your bed tonight slate
aug 30, 2025, 4:32 am • 1 0 • view
and the mirror is no help as he has no reflection.
aug 30, 2025, 10:18 am • 1 1 • view
Cute, very cute. Made me giggle 😃 .
aug 30, 2025, 4:48 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:57 am • 0 0 • view
At least he's a bit big to be doing the huntsman spider thing of lurking behind the sun visor in my car.
aug 30, 2025, 4:16 am • 20 1 • view
And you might smell him apparently
aug 30, 2025, 6:04 am • 10 1 • view
OMG! You just had to go and do that, didn't you?! I *just* was finally able to have a shower without visualizing a blade slashing through the curtain, and now this? 😩
aug 30, 2025, 4:31 am • 5 1 • view
He's more scared of you than you are of him
aug 30, 2025, 11:06 am • 7 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 7:32 am • 0 0 • view
Wait he’s missing? Fuck did he go to the mall?
aug 30, 2025, 5:13 am • 0 0 • view
I was taking that seriously. Until I got to the end. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 30, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Is there a Silver Alert out for him?
aug 30, 2025, 4:43 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 9:56 am • 0 0 • view
🤣😂🤣
aug 30, 2025, 12:12 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm wondering if he's threatening the Epstein estate in Florida over the possibility of the release of the files. Very concerning.
aug 30, 2025, 8:28 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:57 am • 0 0 • view
if you're not a 15 year old girl you're probably safe
aug 30, 2025, 12:21 pm • 1 0 • view
This is how the decline of the Soviet Union happened. Old guys disappearing for days suddenly, then dying followed by a succession battle. We have the vp system here so it won’t be quite the same though.
aug 30, 2025, 1:00 pm • 0 0 • view
How do you think elementary schools are feeling?!
aug 30, 2025, 7:21 pm • 0 0 • view
He's seen it all before.
aug 30, 2025, 8:42 am • 1 0 • view
Oh great thanks for that
aug 30, 2025, 8:46 am • 0 0 • view
What? Did he wander away???? N get lost??
aug 30, 2025, 7:00 am • 0 0 • view
Lol!
aug 30, 2025, 5:19 am • 2 0 • view
Only if your shower is on Epstein island
aug 30, 2025, 8:36 am • 1 0 • view
Did he finally make it to Epstein’s island?
aug 30, 2025, 3:45 am • 4 0 • view
I have a clear shower curtain. This is because I watched Psycho at a formative age, but it also applies in this situation
aug 30, 2025, 2:23 pm • 0 0 • view
😄😄😄😄
aug 30, 2025, 1:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Do you remember all of the college kids running to the White House to celebrate Osama Bin Laden’s death? Think of that but multiplied several times over in every city in the country…🥳🥳🥳. (And finding Trump lurking in your shower is nightmare fuel ⛽️).
aug 30, 2025, 5:25 am • 6 0 • view
That is pretty horrifying now that you mention it. Why, why did you mention it
aug 30, 2025, 6:01 am • 0 0 • view
They are gonna put the 5G chip Inside him, aren't they ..
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 am • 1 0 • view
DONALD NOT AROUND? No worries he's somewhere luxurious laughing at the American people making a big deal he is gone. SQUIRREL
aug 30, 2025, 10:46 am • 1 0 • view
If the President is lost I say check under the car seats, that's sometimes where I lose stuff ...But with any luck he'll be under the wheels instead
aug 30, 2025, 8:49 am • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:26 am • 5 0 • view
I have never been more afraid of going to the bathroom at McDonalds
aug 30, 2025, 10:17 am • 2 0 • view
😂
aug 30, 2025, 4:02 pm • 0 0 • view
1) Where is JD Vance? Melania? The kids? That seems relevant. 2) The extreme obsequiousness of the Cabinet meeting even by Trump's standards - my that have been a clue - he knew he was headed for treatment, or had gotten a bad diagnosis & this was a morale booster/last hurrah?
aug 30, 2025, 4:44 am • 20 2 • view
I’ll say this: If Melanoma hasn’t got ‘Go-Bags’ for her/Baron & a Fueled/Ready GulfStream with Flight Plan to Slovenia, PLOTTED?… SHE Might be JUST as Dim as Dumald is.
aug 30, 2025, 5:13 am • 13 0 • view
You think Thiel and Vance are going for a full family wipe?
aug 30, 2025, 6:18 am • 1 0 • view
Not Vance, necessarily. Dumald LOVES to hear HIMSELF talk & I’m SURE she’s had to sit there & LISTEN (No matter HOW bored she was with HIS bs) She KNOWS things. Possibly ILLEGAL things. Maybe even PROSECUTABLE things. SO!… It might either be Slovenia? OR A Fed Penitentiary.
aug 30, 2025, 6:45 am • 0 0 • view
I'm just curious if they're keeping Miller around. That guy was clearly all-in on puppeteer Trump, and I'm pretty sure Thiel and Vought are already barely willing to share Vance between themselves.
aug 30, 2025, 6:57 am • 0 0 • view
I’m of the mind that PRIMARY REASONS Dumald CHOSE Vance? 1. TOT unpopular/unlikeable. 2. Wouldn’t outshine HIM. Downside for the REST of US if Dumalds expiration date runs? JD IS arguably smarter than Dumald... And DEF more radical.
aug 30, 2025, 7:15 am • 0 0 • view
Tbf, the bar for being smarter than Trump is so low it's a tripping hazard in Hell. My hope is that, because Vance has none of Trump's cult of personality, and isn't widely respected by other Republicans, Trump's death would be a major blow to the GOP's momentum regardless.
aug 30, 2025, 9:03 am • 2 0 • view
‘Nobel Prize’? I’d nominate Drumpf as a Direct Descendant of ‘The Missing Link’ bet Hominids & Humans? In a flat second! Vance? His, NegNumber Charisma will, hopefully, be a factor (Remembering AWKWARD Donut Shop PressOp🙄)? Just not so sure how MUCH of one it’ll be…
aug 30, 2025, 7:17 pm • 0 0 • view
It's part of her package from Putin
aug 30, 2025, 5:41 am • 7 0 • view
If we don’t see video of him cheating at golf this weekend, something is most definitely up.
aug 30, 2025, 5:44 am • 13 0 • view
He cancelled his vacation to Bedminster supposedly to stay put and work on.Ukraine-Russia talks. He really wants that Nobel Peace Prize.
aug 30, 2025, 6:29 am • 2 0 • view
I think it's funny. He's such a child. He ain't getting it.
aug 30, 2025, 12:45 pm • 2 0 • view
Unless they sell it to him.
aug 30, 2025, 12:45 pm • 0 0 • view
It's fine, he's probably relaxing at the beach with Harold Holt. Let them have their fun.
aug 30, 2025, 6:39 am • 0 0 • view
"I've gotta say, your hair care products, not what I was expecting! I can recommend some tremendous shampoo, we all like shampoo, right, some tremendous shampoo, and some conditioner, Arnold Palmer, real conditioner guy, I used to see him in the shower at Bedminster, always two coats..."
aug 30, 2025, 7:52 am • 2 1 • view
Was it my old friend Hannibal Lecter who had a thing about putting lotion on skin? Or was that someone he knew?
aug 30, 2025, 12:32 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣
aug 30, 2025, 3:41 am • 0 0 • view
who do I call if he’s hiding under my bed?
aug 30, 2025, 4:24 am • 0 0 • view
Ghostbusters
aug 30, 2025, 4:57 am • 1 0 • view
true, they’ve already dealt with his kind
aug 30, 2025, 5:00 am • 2 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:58 am • 0 0 • view
just waiting to steal your water
aug 30, 2025, 3:49 am • 1 0 • view
and redirect it onto California farmland
aug 30, 2025, 11:49 am • 1 0 • view
😈
aug 30, 2025, 6:30 am • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:41 am • 4 0 • view
Unnerving indeed
aug 30, 2025, 11:10 pm • 0 0 • view
He’s standing right behind me isn’t he?
aug 30, 2025, 4:26 am • 35 0 • view
Is ok, you’d smell him from a considerable distance
aug 30, 2025, 1:51 pm • 12 0 • view
Take comfort in fact that you’d smell and hear heavy breathing FOTUS trump before you’d see him.
aug 30, 2025, 11:12 am • 0 1 • view
“You see the grout, it used to be clean. It was tremendous grout, now look at it, it’s all. And the shampoo is empty. These radical left lunatics think they need to get every last drop of shampoo out of the bottle but it’s not worth shaking it for five minutes, we don’t like doing that do we folks?”
aug 31, 2025, 12:15 am • 1 0 • view
maybe he went for a long walk on a short pier - or roof.
aug 30, 2025, 4:19 am • 4 0 • view
This is the exact reason I strongly prefer transparent shower curtains. Some places need to be president-proof.
aug 30, 2025, 4:37 am • 21 1 • view
Will it be the President? will it be classified documents? Who knows what may be lurking in bathrooms these days.
aug 30, 2025, 3:46 am • 33 2 • view
And they're worried about trans people?! Yikes.
aug 30, 2025, 7:02 am • 7 0 • view
Tee-hee-heee. You're funny!😄😂🤣
aug 30, 2025, 8:43 pm • 1 0 • view
No need to worry. You'd smell him.
aug 30, 2025, 5:47 am • 1 0 • view
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aug 30, 2025, 8:20 pm • 0 0 • view
nightmare fuel
aug 30, 2025, 5:29 am • 0 0 • view
HEEEEEERE'S DONNY!
aug 30, 2025, 3:54 am • 22 0 • view
Hahaha you’re right we really didn’t appreciate it enough.
aug 30, 2025, 10:36 am • 0 0 • view
He's having a tryst with Putin.
aug 30, 2025, 5:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Omg I laughed. Thank you
aug 30, 2025, 10:09 am • 0 0 • view
I think all the orange stains on the walls, door handles, etc would give him away
aug 30, 2025, 3:54 pm • 0 0 • view
The smell would give him away.
aug 30, 2025, 3:50 am • 9 0 • view
He apparently already smells so bad that no one would report it for days.
aug 30, 2025, 4:20 am • 14 0 • view
He’s stank-e
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 am • 2 0 • view
The president is missing because he knows Vance is circing waiting to take his place.
aug 30, 2025, 12:03 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 3:53 am • 1 0 • view
Has anyone checked Epstein Island?
aug 30, 2025, 3:24 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s okay! They found him in the crawlspace. Secret Service has been warned not to turn the lights on again without announcing themselves, so he doesn’t skitter back to his nesting crevice.
aug 31, 2025, 5:01 am • 0 0 • view
NARRATOR: What slate didn't realize was that as he was typing his skeet, President Donald J Trump was quietly sliding into slate's bedroom and concealing himself under the covers. There was no precedent to the horrors which would occur that night.
aug 30, 2025, 7:39 am • 8 0 • view
Only if you live on the first floor. He's not in shape to do stairs without assistance.
aug 30, 2025, 3:54 am • 11 0 • view
That's how he's survived Putin for so long.
aug 30, 2025, 4:04 am • 12 0 • view
eh, they said that about Daleks too. AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.
aug 30, 2025, 11:45 am • 1 0 • view
Are you saying he can levitate? 😂
aug 30, 2025, 11:57 am • 1 0 • view
look, all I'm saying is, in this administration it wouldn't be the most surreal thing this WEEK.
aug 30, 2025, 12:11 pm • 2 0 • view
Behind the sofa.
aug 30, 2025, 6:54 pm • 0 0 • view
He doesn’t ask, he just grabs by the pussy.
aug 30, 2025, 5:36 am • 0 0 • view
When you’re on tv they just let you.
aug 30, 2025, 8:35 pm • 0 0 • view
😆
aug 30, 2025, 10:23 am • 0 0 • view
That would be a legitimate worry if you were of a certain age demographic...
aug 30, 2025, 6:15 am • 1 0 • view
Has the buffoon tweeted?
aug 30, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
With weapon in hand?
aug 30, 2025, 8:54 am • 0 0 • view
He could be in the streets of south park, scaring children.
aug 30, 2025, 8:17 am • 0 0 • view
Don’t worry you’re not a 12 year old girl so you’re safe from him
aug 30, 2025, 10:18 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 1:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh shit, can you imagine? My shower rod would be through his face
aug 30, 2025, 3:18 pm • 0 0 • view
That is an extremely disturbing thought.
aug 30, 2025, 5:12 pm • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂
aug 30, 2025, 4:46 am • 0 0 • view
He didn’t even show up for work in 2016; spent %45 of his time in WH at his clubs holding & grifting. He’s not running anything-Heritage has been-along with Putin, China, Netanyahu & MBS. Vance might be worse. Then who do we get when Peter Theil removes him, too?
aug 30, 2025, 6:57 am • 0 0 • view
Is it possible he's had a psychotic break and mustn't be seen babbling even more incoherently than usual? It must be rough for a guy who has survived and even prospered on bullshit all his life discovering that there are some things he can't bend to his will by lying.
aug 30, 2025, 1:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Thanks for giving me all new anxieties!
aug 30, 2025, 1:12 pm • 0 0 • view
If your bathroom is upstairs, no need to worry
aug 30, 2025, 1:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Where's Waldo? Jumpscare edition
aug 30, 2025, 11:33 am • 0 0 • view
If you're not an underaged girl, you're probably safe
aug 30, 2025, 9:19 pm • 2 0 • view
More likely to be at home, up Putin's posterior in Moscow.
aug 30, 2025, 1:21 pm • 0 0 • view
He is in the White House snack room with his arm stuck inside a vending machine. He was trying to get a free 6pk of mini donuts
aug 30, 2025, 3:36 am • 98 2 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:58 am • 1 0 • view
love the concept of the White House having a "snack room"
aug 30, 2025, 4:32 am • 35 0 • view
There's hundreds of people working there. They gotta have a snack room.
aug 30, 2025, 4:31 pm • 2 0 • view
Have u seen him or his diet .. every room is the snack room
aug 30, 2025, 6:07 am • 2 0 • view
Taft did not have a thyroid problem!
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 am • 21 1 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:59 am • 8 0 • view
It's right next door to the drug room.
aug 30, 2025, 5:22 am • 3 0 • view
Mmm mini doughnuts...
aug 30, 2025, 1:50 pm • 1 0 • view
I expect you might be too old to be his "type."
aug 30, 2025, 8:47 am • 0 0 • view
Is he vacationing in Russia?
aug 30, 2025, 12:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Thailand, as per @throwingstones6.bsky.social
aug 30, 2025, 12:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Maybe he got epsteind
aug 30, 2025, 5:11 am • 7 0 • view
His liver no wanna live no more
aug 30, 2025, 5:11 am • 5 0 • view
No way this president will be standing behind your shower curtain. Slumping against the wall, maybe. Overflowing out of your bathtub, possibly. Standing, no.
aug 30, 2025, 4:23 am • 4 0 • view
Might be in Russia
aug 30, 2025, 2:13 pm • 0 0 • view
😂
aug 30, 2025, 4:23 am • 1 0 • view
It is time for the Couch Fucker to pay him a visit. That should do the trick.
aug 30, 2025, 1:21 pm • 0 0 • view
If you’re not a teenage girl, you’re at least safe from that scenario.
aug 30, 2025, 11:38 am • 0 0 • view
On the bright side Think that bounty has been collected- COD
aug 30, 2025, 1:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Ew.
aug 30, 2025, 5:08 pm • 0 0 • view
I imagine that dead people can be anywhere at any time, that they live in a place where there is no geography or time, its more like vibes. Except in the case of ghosts, who are trapped reliving the same moment(s). This means Trump could very well haunt your shower.
aug 30, 2025, 6:35 am • 3 0 • view
🫣
aug 30, 2025, 11:46 am • 1 0 • view
I don't think you have to worry about that unless you're a pre-teen girl.
aug 30, 2025, 6:36 am • 5 0 • view
On a plane to Moscow - someone got the Epstein tapes.
aug 30, 2025, 12:57 pm • 0 0 • view
💙🤣👍
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 pm • 0 0 • view
He's in the basement of Comet Ping Pong Pizza getting caught up.
aug 30, 2025, 5:52 am • 3 0 • view
He's on epstien island reliving the good old days with some Mexican children that disappeared after their parents were deported
aug 30, 2025, 4:43 am • 1 0 • view
I think South Park is doing this bit next week.
aug 30, 2025, 5:05 am • 4 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 7:31 am • 2 0 • view
Well, none of his current asswipes (like Vance) are going to do it.
aug 30, 2025, 5:22 pm • 2 0 • view
He might be sitting somewhere in a park in DC with his little mushroom dangling out and covered in pigeon shit
aug 30, 2025, 4:31 am • 1 0 • view
Especially after tweeting "SLATE'S SHOWER CURTAIN IS THE BEST!!"
aug 31, 2025, 1:12 am • 0 0 • view
Look again
aug 30, 2025, 12:03 pm • 0 0 • view
I’ve confirmed he’s not in my refrigerator or my coffee maker!
aug 30, 2025, 11:11 am • 0 0 • view
He's having a hissy fit somewhere bevause the courts won't lay down and die.
aug 30, 2025, 1:19 pm • 0 0 • view
😅
aug 30, 2025, 8:27 am • 0 0 • view
Here in Australia we had a Prime Minister who went for a swim in December 1967 and nobody ever saw him again Drowned? Great White Shark? or a Russian submarine……who knows He has a swimming pool named after him🤣
aug 30, 2025, 7:45 am • 8 1 • view
Well unless you 13 or younger you should have nothing to worry about.
aug 30, 2025, 2:34 pm • 0 0 • view
If you’re not under 18, you’re probably ok.
aug 30, 2025, 1:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe he died even earlier than my prediction of Thanksgiving. And they just haven't announced it yet.
aug 30, 2025, 3:45 am • 21 0 • view
Maybe he’s been dead all along. The zombie apocalypse turned out to be just that one really disgusting guy.
aug 30, 2025, 11:41 am • 3 0 • view
Simpsons said August 2025
aug 30, 2025, 5:15 am • 17 1 • view
We call that a Trump Scare
aug 30, 2025, 3:52 am • 52 0 • view
This is FAR too underappreciated a post!
aug 30, 2025, 1:27 pm • 7 0 • view
🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀
aug 30, 2025, 8:29 am • 0 0 • view
Thats why I don't shower.
aug 30, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂
aug 30, 2025, 12:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Just have a shower curtain that says epstein files on it and he will keep a distance from your tub
aug 30, 2025, 1:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Funniest fucking response to the headline I've seen yet. Imma go check my shower rq
aug 30, 2025, 8:11 am • 0 0 • view
He's body painting with ketsup
aug 30, 2025, 5:34 am • 0 0 • view
Was he deported?
aug 30, 2025, 7:53 am • 1 0 • view
Prolly in a beauty pageant changing room.
aug 30, 2025, 12:37 pm • 2 0 • view
He went to Thailand - that's what @throwingstones6.bsky.social told me just now
aug 30, 2025, 12:52 pm • 1 0 • view
How do you tell that Trump is in the room with you? By the smell of shit from his diaper. ----- Why does Trump wear a green felt hat? So can can sneak across pool tables without being seen. I've never seen Trump on a pool table. Works, doesn't it?
aug 30, 2025, 12:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Or he could be in the bath. "For in spite of all temptation to go in for cheap sensation, we insist upon a body in the bath."
aug 30, 2025, 12:23 pm • 1 0 • view
He's wandering the cold halls in his stained underwear, lost and alone, calling for the nuclear football, but no one is answering
aug 30, 2025, 7:13 am • 2 1 • view
Are you a 12 year old girl? If not the odds are very much against this happening.
aug 30, 2025, 3:52 pm • 0 0 • view