imagining michael caine on a caribbean island sipping a piña colada while reading this script and then slowly sitting up, removing his glasses to wipe a tear, and calling his agent, “i’m coming back”
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He’s in “Swarm,” which we recently watched. Be warned it’s bad-bad and not good- or fun-bad.
sep 9, 2025, 1:13 am • 3 0 • view
I really hope he makes to the premiere whenever that will be!
sep 9, 2025, 11:39 pm • 0 0 • view
I didn’t even know he was retired, I thought Chris Nolan kept him in a freezer between movies.
sep 9, 2025, 1:35 am • 0 0 • view
He knows this could be an in to a future Fast and Furious appearance.
sep 9, 2025, 2:05 am • 5 0 • view
"FAMILY"
sep 9, 2025, 2:17 am • 1 0 • view
Drink
sep 9, 2025, 2:45 am • 2 0 • view
sep 9, 2025, 2:48 am • 2 0 • view
youtu.be/HFIQIpC5_wY
sep 9, 2025, 12:51 am • 12 2 • view
Michael Caine doing a Michael Caine impression on Parkinson is a delight.
sep 9, 2025, 1:01 am • 3 0 • view
It's a Caine-off! Rob wins. Even tho I'm crazy hot for Steve.
sep 9, 2025, 1:16 am • 1 0 • view
i think about this often
sep 9, 2025, 2:03 am • 3 0 • view
big pay check. bigger than jaws 3d
sep 9, 2025, 12:44 am • 5 0 • view
Jaws 4…get it right!
sep 9, 2025, 12:52 am • 6 0 • view
sorry sorry im trying to delete
sep 9, 2025, 12:53 am • 0 0 • view
Jaws: The Revenge…get it right! (Which, if I remember correctly, is a sequel to Jaws 2, snubbing Jaws 3D completely).
sep 9, 2025, 1:06 am • 3 0 • view
Good lord man, stay home, be retired. We got dozens of good films of you.
sep 9, 2025, 12:52 am • 0 0 • view
_Last Witch Hunter: But One_
sep 9, 2025, 3:46 am • 0 0 • view
Fuck I needed this laugh today 🤣🤣
sep 9, 2025, 1:05 am • 1 0 • view
Good for him!
sep 10, 2025, 2:21 am • 0 0 • view
I just assumed he wanted another garden shed.
sep 9, 2025, 8:09 am • 0 0 • view
"... cause some damn fool accused YOU of bein' THE BEST"
sep 9, 2025, 1:00 am • 2 0 • view
"I'm coming back. I bleeding am and you're coming with me. *grabs a random person.*"
sep 9, 2025, 5:11 am • 1 0 • view
He needs to do The Hand 2
sep 9, 2025, 12:48 am • 2 0 • view
BLAME IT ON RIO 2 would just be weird at this point.
sep 9, 2025, 12:49 am • 2 0 • view
Ruprecht's Revenge. It writes itself
sep 9, 2025, 1:53 am • 3 0 • view
Michael Caine, you do not need a new house!
sep 9, 2025, 11:22 pm • 0 0 • view
did elijah wood sign up as well slate
sep 9, 2025, 1:02 am • 21 0 • view
i’m gonna be honest i haven’t talked to elijah yet
sep 9, 2025, 2:03 am • 16 0 • view
just a suggestion slate do not start with 'yo frodo' it is apparently not the ice breaker it may appear to be
sep 9, 2025, 2:05 am • 27 0 • view
"What's good, Fro-Bags?"
sep 9, 2025, 3:52 am • 2 0 • view
Michael Caine is GAY!?
sep 9, 2025, 5:12 am • 0 0 • view
oh, I didn't read the rest of it...
sep 9, 2025, 5:12 am • 0 0 • view
the muppet’s christmas carol II: Large Tim
sep 9, 2025, 12:48 am • 32 0 • view
Tiny Tim who did not die, and could not be killed...
sep 9, 2025, 3:28 am • 2 0 • view
he’s going to come out of re-retirement
sep 9, 2025, 1:02 am • 11 0 • view
He’s going to fly the same plane he flew in jaws 4 in this witch movie.
sep 9, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view
sep 9, 2025, 12:54 am • 2 0 • view
Imagining him explaining this to a close friend and going “no it’s not the bloody second witch hunter it’s the second movie of the bloody LAST witch hunter!”
sep 9, 2025, 12:47 am • 73 0 • view
they should add this dialogue to the movie. he can make it happen
sep 9, 2025, 1:01 am • 25 0 • view
Wiping a tear at the invoice for his bathroom renovation, then calling his agent and asking for the job that pays the most money for the least work.
sep 9, 2025, 1:33 am • 3 0 • view
Finally, a movie worthy of his talents
sep 9, 2025, 1:52 am • 0 0 • view
youtu.be/6FpL8XWRP2o
sep 9, 2025, 10:45 pm • 0 0 • view
One of the very first things I ever bought online. Heard of the movie online but couldn't find it *anywhere*. VHS came straight to my house.
sep 9, 2025, 11:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Sadly can’t return for On Deadly Ground 2: On Deadlier Ground.
sep 9, 2025, 1:07 am • 0 0 • view
I hate that I’m this ugly right now but apparently Diesel and Caine have been close forever and this low-key rocks people.com/vin-diesel-m...
sep 9, 2025, 2:05 am • 20 0 • view
Oh, that is nice and sweet!
sep 9, 2025, 5:12 am • 0 0 • view
It has been foretold.
sep 9, 2025, 5:54 am • 0 0 • view
Must need to update the back bathroom
sep 9, 2025, 3:06 am • 0 0 • view
Watch from 1:39 on youtu.be/jwNEIF5Hu_8?...
sep 9, 2025, 9:00 pm • 0 0 • view
GOAT!!!!
sep 9, 2025, 3:41 am • 0 0 • view
I love Caine's acting, but not Diesel's. I'll not watch it.
sep 10, 2025, 12:34 am • 0 0 • view
imagining michael caine’s grandkids looking at his financial record and sitting up, removing their glasses and declaring they will NOT be getting a job
sep 9, 2025, 2:07 am • 2 0 • view
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Marlon Brando Crawls Out of Grave for Pauley Shore’s ‘Encino Man 2’
sep 9, 2025, 10:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes please
sep 9, 2025, 2:43 am • 0 0 • view
Sir Michael Caine has appeared in seven movies since 2020. That's one hella busy retirement.
sep 9, 2025, 3:44 am • 2 0 • view
This has got to be the greatest script ever written
sep 9, 2025, 2:45 am • 1 0 • view
didn’t his character die like immediately
sep 9, 2025, 1:03 am • 2 0 • view
Maybe? Does anyone remember Last Witch Hunter? I vaguely recall Vin saying things in a gravelly voice and there were witches. There may have been a sword fight.
sep 9, 2025, 1:33 am • 3 0 • view
i watched like 3 months ago for the first time. it was incredibly stupid but i enjoyed it for being mindless. also for rose leslie 😍
sep 9, 2025, 1:35 am • 2 0 • view
sep 9, 2025, 3:24 am • 0 0 • view
So excited to see him Batman Begin again.
sep 9, 2025, 3:23 am • 0 0 • view
I recall reading an article years ago where Caine said that he took any part offered - no matter how lousy the film - because he feared that if he didn’t, he’d never receive another offer. Clearly, old habits die hard.
sep 9, 2025, 2:43 pm • 2 0 • view
YOU'RE Well coming back, Mr. CAINE!
sep 9, 2025, 2:05 am • 0 0 • view
Gente, ayuden, que tengo un poco oxidado el inglés. Aquí con " script" se refiere a " cantidad obscena de dinero que te vamos a pagar" , no ?
sep 9, 2025, 6:03 am • 1 0 • view
Ho much alimony and/or child support and/or income tax is he on the hook for that he comes out of retirement to earn some cash on THIS project?
sep 9, 2025, 5:08 am • 0 0 • view
learning that they’re close friends broke my brain in a sweet way
sep 9, 2025, 12:49 am • 3 0 • view
sep 9, 2025, 8:54 pm • 0 0 • view
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
sep 9, 2025, 9:48 am • 0 0 • view
I’m imagining Brexit loudmouth Michael Caine on a Caribbean island. The end.
sep 9, 2025, 11:03 am • 0 0 • view
He won't see the film, but he'll very much enjoy the check.
sep 9, 2025, 2:17 am • 3 0 • view
"Yeah, I think I'm back!"
sep 9, 2025, 1:13 am • 0 0 • view
When I look at him I see a legendary Alfred of Wayne's family.
sep 9, 2025, 8:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Last Witch Hunter 2: Not So Fast, Not So Furious
sep 9, 2025, 11:36 am • 1 0 • view
Ahh yesss, the Last Last Witch Hunter
sep 9, 2025, 12:53 am • 0 0 • view
The Lastest Witch Hunter
sep 9, 2025, 1:03 am • 1 0 • view
“Don’t ‘fro,bloody spells,at me! “
sep 10, 2025, 1:36 am • 0 0 • view
good heavens
sep 9, 2025, 1:27 am • 0 0 • view
"I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."
sep 9, 2025, 12:44 am • 50 0 • view
That's exactly the quote that I was just getting ready to post, damn you!
sep 9, 2025, 2:11 am • 6 0 • view
Smiling bucolically, walking along the beach like Carter in Get Carter, his agent training his sights on him
sep 9, 2025, 1:29 am • 2 0 • view
dude, Caine, like Hackman, was never above doing it for the dough, get a grip, lol...
sep 9, 2025, 1:55 am • 0 0 • view
This could be the onion
sep 9, 2025, 12:49 am • 1 0 • view
I mean, it's the only reason he did Jaws 4
sep 9, 2025, 8:54 pm • 0 0 • view
also a fan of him just reading the title like “wots all this then”
sep 9, 2025, 1:11 am • 128 0 • view
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQ...
sep 9, 2025, 1:16 am • 31 4 • view
I picture him more getting a huge bill for an Aston Martin and saying "I've gotta go back."
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