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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social

Also the fact that Giuliani is still driving is not reassuring!

aug 31, 2025, 9:11 pm • 33 0

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Andrew Wender Cohen @awcohen.bsky.social

The alter kakers don’t give up the keys so easy. My dad is six years older than Rudy, and he’s still terrifying the residents of Philadelphia.

aug 31, 2025, 9:16 pm • 6 0 • view
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Dan Miller @meelar.bsky.social

The one thing about the statement that rings 100% true is that he has no family in his life to take away the keys.

aug 31, 2025, 9:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social

Well, if we believe the police report, he wasn’t driving…

aug 31, 2025, 9:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social

Ok current theory: Giuliani WAS driving, slammed on his break to rubberneck the situation on the other side of the road, got hit from the rear, and turned that into a near-rescue story.

aug 31, 2025, 9:58 pm • 9 0 • view
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henrybones.bsky.social @henrybones.bsky.social

Can't imagine Rudy 'rendering assistance' to anyone. Handing out his business card, maybe

aug 31, 2025, 10:13 pm • 4 0 • view
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Rob Grant @robgrant9.bsky.social

I love the theory but I can’t imagine Rudy has driven himself anywhere in years.

aug 31, 2025, 10:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Judith Vance @judithvance.bsky.social

Possibly had a few martinis before driving?

aug 31, 2025, 10:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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cseelig.bsky.social @cseelig.bsky.social

Bingo!

sep 1, 2025, 2:55 pm • 0 0 • view