Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m just a few miles from NYC and ours close at 10 PM!
Writer. Fiction editor. Philosophy PhD. Rooted cosmopolitan, gardening Jew. Long Islander by birth, nature, and habit.
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view profile on Bluesky Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m just a few miles from NYC and ours close at 10 PM!
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he’s worse in some way, but not dying or anything.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m a fan! Not without issues but much closer than other depictions.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social)
You wouldn’t believe all the philosophical errors I spot in TV shows.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social)
Maybe this doesn’t count, but it’s that Austin Powers movies are failures because Bond movies are already self-aware and parodic. You can’t make fun of a movie for doing what it already laughs at itself for doing.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social)
Since Nate Silver only ever just says what the numbers tell him, I’m sure he wouldn’t make this assertion without clear definitions and policy positions of blueskyism and the left, along with extensive polling and focus groups and election results.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social)
The Englishman Who Went up a Hill but Came down a Gary
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Like I do think this would count against a candidate where I am (purple NY suburbs), but even here not by as much as one might think.
Dr. Jens Foell (@jensfoell.de) reposted
I want to tell you about a friend of mine real quick. I've mentioned her on here before, but you don't know any details yet, and she's about to make history in a very real sense. Meet Michi Benthaus:
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Centrist schmucks? I’m not even saying we should try to appease them or worry about that! Just that that’s what they may be thinking.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember how her misinformation about playing outside led to thousands of illnesses and dozens of deaths (so far)?
Betty Finn (@missbettyfinn.bsky.social) reposted
Today's press pool photo shows Trump leaving the White House this morning. I enhanced the image. And seriously, can an expert explain what the hell is happening to his face?
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I would not clutch my chest and stagger in shock if we verified this.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw a lot of people (rightly) calling him out on this on here, glanced at the replies on X. There, he’s gotten very little pushback from our side on it.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah mine says “bro,” but as a pronoun rather than a nickname. Like “bro doesn’t even want to go”
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social)
You think “wow, Trump’s makeup is so horrible, why does he do that to himself” and then you see him without makeup.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspect he’s trolling and playing the fool. He wants to winkingly point out that Romanians do better than Roma on whatever test.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah gotcha. Anyway what a shitty fucking thing to say.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I had literally no idea he was Jewish.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Had a feeling Schatz was lost when he came back here and then left for X a second time
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
wtf last I heard from him he was more clear-sighted about the Trumpism threat than most
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
If that is what eventually gets him, that would be poetry.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Let us take comfort that if he isn’t, then it is extremely likely that he’s in bad shape.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I don’t think he was attending very much to what Kennedy is saying/doing until this.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Also funny that he thinks the anti-vaxxers just haven’t heard about how effective vaccines are, and they just need to hear from Pfizer and they’ll understand.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes I was agreeing with you
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social)
It’s so funny that within the first Trump administration’s legacy of racism and hate and death and opposition to democracy and greed and inequality, there was literally one project where you gotta hand it to them—and his biggest fans despise it. And how much that annoys Trump who wants to brag.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Kind of amazing how many dishes we think of as traditional Italian were 1) invented in, like, 1926, 2) originally a city/street food, not developed by nonnas serving huge families at long wooden tables under the grapevine, and/or 3) developed in the US by Italian-Americans and brought back to Italy
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I think if he were to convince people he was actually fine (to be clear, I think he really does have very serious health issues and that’s why this all started), we would look like ghouls for focusing on his death (to be clear, we’re not ghouls, we are fans of democracy).
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m Gen X and I don’t understand how all these people who say they’re my age are all old gray people when I’m some normal age.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reposted
I have no clue what’s going on with the guy, but can I just say I wouldn’t put it past them to encourage fevered speculation that they will eventually demonstrate to be untrue?
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think they started this and he really does have serious health issues. But they might take an extra few days. I don’t really know! Just throwing it out there.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Whether or not we should feel bad (I don’t think so!) we could look bad.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
It wasn’t medically necessary not to tell anyone
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Not that that’s right, I’m just wondering if that’s where they got it.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Kate Middleton is a blueprint, if that’s what’s going on. Speculation was building, she could easily have set the rumors to rest but didn’t, and after a little while made a video. And the people speculating were seen by everyone else as ghoulish conspiracists.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if they are extrapolating from what he says about animals.
Matty! (@mattythemouse.bsky.social) reposted
What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe!
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social)
I have no clue what’s going on with the guy, but can I just say I wouldn’t put it past them to encourage fevered speculation that they will eventually demonstrate to be untrue?
hatherine kepburn (@hattie.meangirls.online) reposted
Aubrey Plaza is actually a nepo baby. I imagine ur familiar with her father, Rockefeller
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
“We don’t get between the choices of doctors and patients (or doctors and parents and patients)”
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social)
“the government should mind its own business” is perennially popular American message and I don’t know why we’re not talking like that about trans people.
Flying Mezerkis (@bananapantz.bsky.social) reposted
I would simply show a video of me giving my wife a big kiss in public to prove that I was alive and doing great.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this!
Aidan McGlynn (@aidanmcglynn.bsky.social) reposted
I've just seen something described as "mellow dramatic", which sounds like an Aristotelian mean to aspire to if ever I heard one
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think my kid is safer, but I’d be so desperate for them to tell me what’s going on and if they’re alive. (To be clear, I think they should take phones away during the school day, but I feel a pang about it)
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok current theory: Giuliani WAS driving, slammed on his break to rubberneck the situation on the other side of the road, got hit from the rear, and turned that into a near-rescue story.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, if we believe the police report, he wasn’t driving…
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Also the fact that Giuliani is still driving is not reassuring!
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno it’s such a weird story.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, I wouldn’t put it past Giuliani to mistake a random woman walking down the street for one.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Possibly! Or at least solicit?
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds plausible! And the bit with the woman?
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social)
Ok this is extremely not what happened. Any guesses on the real story?
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, I guess if it were widely understood that it’s a non-evaluative word, but since it isn’t, the concept is unhelpful.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
My god
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
That was the line I was saying on the way out
Sarah Weinman (@sarahweinman.com) reposted
If the Taylor be Swift, it’s a real gift If the Taylor be Lorenz, get better friends
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I’d heard people say “segway” and I knew what it meant, so I suppose I non-occurently knew two similar words for the same phenomenon.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Me too! Pronounced saig in my head
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social)
Ok ok this post finally makes more sense
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I will now too
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
This is beautiful
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Like a constant running play?
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I could definitely see him dictating it to someone who may have cleaned it up a little. I don’t know either! It just didn’t sound obviously not like him to me
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
The only one that stuck out at me was “lo and behold” but he has said it before.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Organic daughters are a total rip off. You can get conventional daughters for half that.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
And why would they want him to? If they were going to take a post, they’d pick a more rally-the-troops topic.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social)
Many people are saying this doesn’t sound like he wrote it. It sounds to me like he might well have written it.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
ikr?!??
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
thoughtless smh
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
First I’ll have to learn like literally anything about rugby but I’m willing to give it a whirl!
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I was at the match last night and the crowd was as loud cheering her on as I’ve ever heard in an early round match. Which was great to be a part of! Anyway, this is now a TT fan account.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
A couple days late on this: Clearly Ostapenko is not a racist, but concerned with Townsend’s etiquette. Because everyone knows that screaming racist stuff while pointing your finger in someone’s face is the polite and appropriate way to inform someone they’ve erred. defector.com/jelena-ostap...
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social)
Thoughts on Taylor Townsend: I just found out last night that Townsend’s career was initially thwarted because of her weight. Not because it affected her play! But because…well, you know why. I have been basically pacing in fury and muttering ever since.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Unbelievable bullshit. With the most transparent fucking excuses. I got to see her last night, and it was transcendent. Could not be rooting for her more.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I love it!
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Vraiment!
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social)
It’s really so cool that such an amazing period of history had such a great painter to as a chronicler.
Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reposted
I really hope this becomes the black eye it deserves to be www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
You have this post, but the article says they no longer recommend this product.
Patrick De Klotz (@patdeklotz.bsky.social) reposted
Dems calling RFK to resign, even if hopeless, is helpful IMO - it signals to more apathetic voters the severity of what is happening.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Her son has a good friend, and I call the mom the Isaac Newton of social skills. I’m blown away by her.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Only if, as you have said, you think the Right lacks agency
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
Right, like a white person wearing blackface and a white person making a dumpling cookbook are simply not the same category. And I think we can recognize that while recognizing both that people who overdo the concept, neither caused fascism nor are necessarily ill-intentioned.
Atrios (@eschatonblog.com) reposted
One thing Sensible Centrists refuse to acknowledge - and this was true during covid when people were also saying this stuff explicitly - is these people are eugnenicists who welcome a good plague to get rid of the old, botched, and bungled
Eb (@ebthen.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Finally we have figured out how to do disinformation effectively.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
So two separate not-very-into-politics teenagers of mine, who aren’t on X or Bluesky, both mentioned they saw people saying it. That stuff went EVERYWHERE.
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
He was a beautiful boy
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social) reply parent
I would but only bc it’s their names I forget
Paul Kelleher (@paulkelleher.net) reposted
The movie looks pretty bad (as a movie), but wow (to the part where they made a movie about it)
Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto.bsky.social)
🎶I dreamed a dream my life would be So different from this hell I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has killed the dream I dreamed🎶