Typical LinkedIn Post: I was home from my 99 work week to spend some quality time with the fam. My 5 yo son came up to me and told me he had found a lamp that a real genie inside! He was offered 3 wishes, but declined; he said "Mom, anything I want, I'll get with my own 2 hands" 🙏 Raising him right
We should all be grateful for LinkedIn as it keeps these people in their own little safe space. Safe for the rest of us. Imagine if they were all over the rest of social media even more than they are already.
wow I hate it
Little Jimmy is pre-law
he’s gonna start a young conservatives club at daycare
I asked him what he thought about using the wishes to spare other people the indignity of poverty and squalor. Kid didn't miss a beat -- "and saddle them with the greater indignity of dependence? I wasn't reading Rand *yesterday*, Mother" Love this kid. Can't wait to see his property empire.
I swear it feels like HE'S teaching ME sometimes
LinkedIn is this generation’s version of a Christmas letter.