Tyler, from the Internet

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

I'll disappear for three days right now I don't give a fuck and nobody would give a fuck if I did.

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

Not hearing from me for three days is like a Thursday

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

I love that it's ultimately Trump's narcissism fueling the "we haven't seen this guy make everything about himself for like, what, three days? surely he's dead, it's the only explanation."

Toussaint Egan (@thesaintoftous.bsky.social) reposted

Kurosawa and Mifune had that shit on

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

all we did was*

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

Idk man all we did took their labor and kept the profit for ourselves, criminalized alternatives, crafted a paycheck-to-paycheck prison of platform economies while unionbusting laying everyone off and making everything unaffordable, and now everybody is all fucking MOPEY all the time, I don't get it

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

yuge if true

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

It's one of my favorite tweets too 😂

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

Quick question what is the one thing that COMPUTEors are good at You could not fuck up worse then this

load-bearing wokeness (@pauleke.bsky.social) reposted

hammancheez (@hammancheez.bsky.social) reposted

one of the nice things about bluesky is when you see Nate Silver trending you know it's because 5000 people are calling him a shitass

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

Dr. Samuel Beckett never leaped home.

geist (@pretty-vulgar.bsky.social) reposted

Scurvy. When life does not hand you lemons.

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reposted

Hey summer fuck off. It's not august anymore. You cooled off. It's over 90 again in Seattle. Seattle! And it's worse in other places. ! You cooled off, you can take cooling off back, you monster! We have had it with this!

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

And now it's September??

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

Making jokes about Jesus? Antisemite 😤

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

He's an amateur

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reposted

I'm sorry, Nate Silver? We are listening to advice from somebody who couldn't even get to Nate Gold? And this guy is supposed to know who can win. Get real.

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reposted

😮‍💨 good news gang we are safe for now. but stay vigilant, he could show up at any moment, this guy also said Hilary Clinton would win.

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

To blave

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

Yet he's not posting on bluesky and he has no YouTube channel

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

It's gotta be verified

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

Then where is his bluesky account

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

The level to which she didn't, Kate. It's very high

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

Yeah see he's not a poster. That's pontius

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

Yet I don't see him posting

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

Unfortunately he didn't come back from the dead

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

I've seen pictures of him but of course the same is true for bigfoot

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

We need a Jesus of the left

cartoon dog gf (@jazzpomegranate.com) reposted

*joe biden voice* if wakanda didn’t exist we would need to invent it

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

Thunderheart!

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

Appropriation😤

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

RIP one of the greats Nʌki’wah

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

When I was a kid I knew another kid who thought, was CONVINCED, that mozel tov was a bottle of flammable liquid with some cloth you light and throw as an improvised explosive. I tried to get him invited to a bar mitzvah but he was too antisocial. I wanted to see him break out in a cold sweat.

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

Ah so you have heard of me

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

In light of recent events, I have decided to drink fresh coffee on the hour every hour until I die

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

For example, im baby

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reposted

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

What do people think will happen if they apologize and say they were wrong? Do they think they'll die?

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

One thing white people have in common is extreme difficulty apologizing and admitting when they were wrong especially where racism is concerned.

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

No, David does animals, Richard does humans

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

Don't mistime your edibles, you want them kicking in AFTER you park

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

Jesus LLBean Christ, Kate

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

We just want her to be happy

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

There is no unskilled labor, only "free", undervalued and unvalued labor

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

Art in itself.

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

I suppose to use AI you have to be equal parts oblivious and self-involved, so....

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

Accounts with AI pfps liking or supportively replying to anti-AI shit is low key maddening ngl

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

This grifter stole, not only using ai but stole the spot of a human artist doing actual art. Very cool to see an org unceremoniously chuck 'em, well done Dragon Con

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

It's funny for how all the centrists/righties complain about so-called "purity tests" they definitely have an arbitrary line they've imagined and they want anyone across it to be fucking dead

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

She blue my sky til I ism

Mutual Aid Void (@mutualaidvoid.bsky.social) reposted

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For Kate! 💕💸 bsky.app/profile/tyle...

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

It's a banana Michael how old could it be, ten years?

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

T̷̩̃h̶̟͑ę̸̃ ̶̛͓m̵̛̬ĭ̵̙s̷̢̓s̵̭͗ĭ̷̺n̵͖̑ġ̷̮ ̵̺͐ą̴͋ĺ̵͉t̵̺͒ ̶̲̽t̴͓͝e̷̊ͅx̷̳́t̴̡͑ ̸̺̈́h̴͎͆ë̵̡r̷̰͒ë̷̤ ̸̡̀í̴̧s̷̯̀ ̸͔̀a̵̞̽n̷͖̚ ̴̬̿Ṅ̶̲C̵̫̅I̶̮̋S̷͈̈ ̴̲̇ȑ̶̟a̷̦̽n̷̘͗ ̵̪͘ä̸͕ ̸͈̉p̴͓͋į̴̍c̵̳͂t̸͖̽ụ̷̆ř̶͉e̴͓̒ ̵̝͝ó̶͉f̴͍̕ ̶̼̚ṫ̶͈ḧ̴̬e̴̛̹ ̵͚̍ŭ̴̯n̷̗̅f̸̔͜o̶̠͝r̶͖̚t̸͖́ü̷͈n̷̢͗a̸͕̎ţ̸̎e̸̩͒ ̵̝̍p̸̧̍r̸̝̄e̵̮̒s̵̹̋i̸̜̅d̷̬͌e̵͓̍n̸̼̊ṭ̵̄ ̶̲͋ẗ̵̫́h̵͈̓r̶͇̈õ̵͇u̶̇͜ǵ̴̝h̶̺͑ ̴̩̍ä̸́ͅ ̶̬̕p̸̖̉ȑ̵͜õ̴͚g̸͙͠r̷̻̿a̷̹͂m̴̪͝ ̸̘͑h̸̛̯ȇ̵̹ ̵̖̕d̴̟̈́o̴̢͊e̴̠͛s̵̮̅n̶̰̊'̶̣͐t̶̢̀ ̸̢̽u̸̗͌n̶̥̕d̶̠͊e̴̟̾r̵̲̈́s̶͔͘t̴͝ͅa̸̗̓n̷͓͠d̵̫̋ ̷͍͂ä̷̧́ñ̴̮d̶̨͂ ̵̤͝ñ̵̰ö̵͕́w̶̠̅ ̴͚̊h̸̟͝e̶͔̍'̴̘̉s̵̜̍ ̷̖̈d̸͕͂e̸͈͋m̸̜̔â̷̼n̶̠̊d̵͇̈i̷̘͊n̸̤̐g̸̭͒ ̸̰̃a̸͕͂n̸̡͋ș̷͒ẁ̶ͅḛ̴̊ṟ̴̈́s̵͉̾ ̵̡̒a̶̦̾b̸̢̓o̴̩͒ǘ̷̥t̵̨͝ ̸͉́t̸͔͋h̵̢̃e̴̯͂ ̸̪̍a̴̲̒r̵͑͜t̷̝͑i̷̻͠f̵̠͋â̸̙c̷͖̿t̷̝͆s̷̝̈́ ̶̻͘ṭ̶̂ḩ̵͂ê̴ͅ ̵̳̒p̸̦͗r̶̟͝ŏ̴̙ǵ̷̦r̷̆͜r̷̆͜ä̸̩́m̵̝̐ ̶̺̆h̵̺̕ḁ̷̉l̵̳͘l̴͔͋u̶̳͘c̶̠̋ǐ̷̻n̸̥̉a̷̾͜t̴̮̒e̷̬̚d̴̨̃ ̴̣͊b̴͚̔e̶̻̔c̸̹̿a̷͙̿u̶̹̓s̸̙̓e̷͔͆ ̵̖̋h̵̖͂è̵̘ ̶̞̚t̵̃͜ḫ̵̆į̷̀n̸͖̚k̸̢͌s̸͔̕ ̶̼̀t̴̗̑ĥ̸͉e̶͕͐y̸͓̓ ̵̬͝é̸͖x̶͎͝i̵̡̿ș̵͌t̸̩̓ ̸̬̔i̸̫̕n̸̨͘ ̶̢̓r̵͔̈́e̸̫̚ā̷͚l̴̬̏ ̸̱̃l̷̝̊i̴̝͆f̷͈͒e̶̱͘

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

The missing alt text here is an NCIS ran a picture of the unfortunate president through a program he doesn't understand and now he's demanding answers about the artifacts the program hallucinated because he thinks they exist in real life.

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

"ENHANCE!" it doesn't work that way-- "ENHANCE!!" computers aren't magic-- "ENHANCE!!!" do you watch anything other than cop shows--? "ENHANCE ON THE REFLECTION THE SCREW IN THE POLE BEHIND HIM!" *sigh* I quit, dude, this call center sucks

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

No one has ever heard of him, just the Bulls.

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

That much money and all he does is yell at clouds, which is free

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

Knowing the state of media this could be how they choose to express RFKj in black face

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

Choked on my coffee

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

Honestly fuck that guy that guys sucks

Mary Gillis (@marygillis.bsky.social) reposted

My birthday is in a week and it would be fitting if I had 40,000 followers by then because I'm turning 40,000.

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

I feel so ALIVE pretending to be dead

words (@words.bsky.social) reposted

faking your own death as a distraction from dying

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

sniped by disc horse bot, fuck

Elle (@elleisanisland.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Labor Day 🙂

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

True completely true

Fun (@funkelly.bsky.social) reposted

shout out to @bornmiserable.bsky.social, you are a sunshine glue that keeps this shitposter boat afloat

bubbe yaga (@ellearmageddon.bsky.social) reposted

at their core, trans rights, abortion rights, and vaccine rights are actually all the same issue: they’re all about bodily autonomy, and the willingness to concede any of them puts the others at risk.

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

Time to etttttttt

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

🥰 I've been doing it 5-6 days a week!! 😍

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

BULLIES

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

😭😭😭

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

Nobody is offering to help this poor creature who is quite embarrassed, everyone is just taking out aggression on me, an innocent lil guy, who did nothing! I didn't take his tail out!

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

It's just about cooking time

alyssum - undead displaced alien (@permanentalien.bsky.social) reposted

UPDATE: $81/$1400 THANK YOU 🥹 I really appreciate all the help! please continue to share! personal paylinks preferred C: $permanentalien V: @permanentalien PP: @AlyssumBorges gofund.me/982b699b

Le Cagle (@lecagle.bsky.social) reposted

Donated -- would love to see this funded 💖

Servlife (@servlife.bsky.social) reposted

This is also one of my best friends in the whole world. She has been run over by American healthcare, and just needs a little help.

TheSocioPhi (@thesociophi.bsky.social) reposted

If you have within your means the ability to help, please do so! ☺️💗🙏🏻

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reposted

Friend of mine and the only reason I even have the half job I do; I would basically be homeless. She's had major, major health issues and it's to the point where she has to ask for help financially. She's great and very kind and generous and I'd like to help her out, can you spare a couple of bucks?

Fun (@funkelly.bsky.social) reposted

eyes on the prize

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

He's got Dukat as pfp, he doesn't know what he's talking about either

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

This poor cat's tail fell off and everybody is yelling at ME?

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

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An artist's rendering of what Rudy looked like while driving just before the accident

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reposted

God I miss you. But not enough to talk to you again

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

While achieving one of his favorite past times, respecting women, the bones in Rudy Giuliani's body were mysteriously pulverized. What transpired will always be unclear, but it IS clear that he suffered for his longstanding hobby of respecting women. Other than that, we saw nothing.

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"Nobody has heard of eugenics" like idk when you are saying and thinking things that sound trumpian maybe pause for eleven and a half seconds and have a think

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

Like, it's okay to not know things, you know? You don't know something until you do, you aren't aware of something til you are. No judgement there. But why assume you're DISCOVERING IT? Shouldn't the impulse be "oh I haven't known what I'm talking about: WHO HAS, let me go check out what they say"

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

lotta layers to this

Ashley Barron (@alsoashleybarron.com) reposted

I feel like if I eat too many of these… I’m gonna make some weird shit…

Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted

Your A.I. avatar of your real face isn’t flattering or cool, you have the vibes of a character on the Silicon Valley tv show and not one of the sympathetic ones

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reply parent

He definitely now has a personality shaped by being worshiped and by being incredibly rich. And it shows. Also that book On Writing is terrible, garbage advice about writing, it was just about himself. After reading I was surprised he could write a book at all.

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

What early bluesky was like

Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com)

Regret is for later, pizza is for now