I love that it's ultimately Trump's narcissism fueling the "we haven't seen this guy make everything about himself for like, what, three days? surely he's dead, it's the only explanation."
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The Boy Who Cried A Lot (is strangely quiet)
sep 2, 2025, 5:16 am • 4 0 • view
Totally agree. I was just thinking earlier today that no one would have thought it was particularly weird for Obama or Bush to disappear from the news over Labor Day weekend.
sep 2, 2025, 7:08 am • 3 0 • view
Seriously. His whole personality and presence being constant chaos and ridiculousness is impossible to replicate. He stopped being a psycho and we all went "oh shit It's totally happening" lmao
sep 2, 2025, 5:38 am • 7 0 • view
Not hearing from me for three days is like a Thursday
sep 2, 2025, 4:56 am • 62 0 • view
I strive to make sure no one will know I'm dead for at least a week.
sep 2, 2025, 5:00 am • 1 0 • view
Who would cook me dinner? ... ... Bitch.
sep 2, 2025, 5:07 am • 0 0 • view
I couldn't even wait 40 seconds without taking that back....
sep 2, 2025, 5:08 am • 0 0 • view
I'm so sorry.
sep 2, 2025, 5:08 am • 0 0 • view
I'll disappear for three days right now I don't give a fuck and nobody would give a fuck if I did.
sep 2, 2025, 5:00 am • 39 0 • view
I could go for weeks not seeing a single human being who knows me, and not be missed by anyone. Hoping in time kinda to make that a past-tense sort of thing, y'know?
sep 2, 2025, 5:02 am • 2 0 • view
Not to sound like an ass, but I would definitely wonder if you were OK.
sep 2, 2025, 5:03 am • 5 0 • view
well that’s not true, we’d miss you 😠
sep 2, 2025, 5:02 am • 9 0 • view
this is excellent epitaph material, might steal it for a few days
sep 2, 2025, 6:39 pm • 0 0 • view