London is Over, Finished, and Washed Up By Professor Matt Goodwhinge From the new Private Eye, out now.
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jul 10, 2025, 6:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Where are all the chimney sweeps who would burst into song and call you gov’ner?
jul 10, 2025, 5:50 pm • 6 0 • view
No matter how bad a day you're having, arriving at the offices of the Daily Mail can only make it worse.
jul 10, 2025, 6:23 pm • 5 0 • view
Chefs kiss. Perfection 👌.
jul 10, 2025, 6:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Love it!
jul 10, 2025, 5:42 pm • 2 0 • view
Superb.
jul 10, 2025, 6:01 pm • 0 0 • view
I bow down and worship the likes of Goodwin, in the same way that I do Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, Franco, Mao, Mussolini, and other similar, absolutely wonderful human beings.
jul 10, 2025, 5:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Are we sure this is from the Eye and not a photocopy of the Daily Mail?
jul 10, 2025, 8:29 pm • 1 0 • view
LSD is wild stuff, isn't it :-)
jul 10, 2025, 5:49 pm • 0 0 • view
This can’t be for real? No one has ever experienced this in London.
jul 10, 2025, 6:32 pm • 1 0 • view
"This can’t be for real? No one has ever experienced this in London...AND LIVED". Fixed that for you. Survivor's Bias is a real thing. Just because you haven't heard the screech of zombies dying as they're run over by a tube train on a tight curve, doesn't mean they don't exist.
jul 10, 2025, 6:53 pm • 6 0 • view
So that's what the screech is. Poor zombies
jul 10, 2025, 7:35 pm • 2 0 • view
Private Eye is a satirical publication :) You're absolutely right. No one has ever exprerienced this in London.
jul 11, 2025, 9:45 am • 1 0 • view
Perfection 👏👏
jul 10, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Hollyhocks in a Dubai village? Who'd have thought it? Right now hollyhocks are at peak beautiful in England too, despite us having a Dubai climate this week.
jul 10, 2025, 8:08 pm • 1 1 • view
I thought she called Dubai home these days
jul 10, 2025, 6:31 pm • 9 0 • view
I think she visits in order to complain..
jul 10, 2025, 6:32 pm • 6 0 • view
Bloody right wing haters of the UK, living abroad and making up rubbish about us. She’s literally living in s Muslim country with sharia law, the very stuff she claims the UK is becoming and she moved away from.
jul 10, 2025, 8:16 pm • 5 1 • view
Nice to see Henry Hill, the editor of Conservative Home, on the far left of the picture. 🤔
jul 10, 2025, 6:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Mine wasn't as funny.
jul 10, 2025, 5:44 pm • 14 2 • view
It's on the money.
jul 11, 2025, 11:41 am • 1 0 • view
The era of lovable poverty I didn’t see is being replaced by far less poverty that I do see and would prefer not to
jul 10, 2025, 6:09 pm • 1 0 • view