I CAN AND I FUCKING WILL SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT GODDAMNIT

ALL 16,531 OF THEM I CAN FIX THEM

i believe u

anyone that does instantly beats katie's counter

do you really genuinely think you could fix even 10 of these men? shrink the number down to one that is understandable. you can't fix them.

i could !!!!!!!!!!!! i could fix them all they’d be on estrogen in a month you don’t know how powerful i am !!!!!!!!!!!

(this is a lie)

she admits it!

I believe in you when nobody else does 🫡

i believe that you could fix them

i don’t believe in myself here tbh i don’t know where you’d even start

Doxxing + a tranq rifle filled with estrogen undecylate + visiting them 6 weeks later to talk about the funny feelings their new breast buds are giving them 💅

tell them to cut it out

I really want someone to do a Dorley fanfiction thing where they have to deal with one (1) sissy

ive only read the print book are you telling me theres several more books worth of chapters and none of them involve even a single sissy??

Not that I've seen. I'm not as caught up as others (May is tho so presumably I'm right)

@maysuser.name I expect dorley sissy smut on my desk by the end of the month

concerningly high-effort sissy literature might not fix everything but it has the potential to be really really fujny

ITS THE 29TH

i've toyed around w an idea like this in the past tho

GOOD POINT I MEANT END OF SEPTEMBER I THOUGHT IT WAS SEPTEMBER ALREADY

I WISH IT WAS

WHY? SO YOU CAN COME OUT TO YOUR PARENTS ALREADY?

so it'll be a month until i see julia

Honestly it'd be funniest I think if it's just like "they find out and they just immediately ice him"

alternatively @badambulist.bsky.social what if you made this canon

sigh

thank fuck i'm not responsible for once

YOU BLEW UP THE THREAD BY SAYING YOU WERE GONNA JORK IT TO THEIR TEARS WDYFM “NOT RESPONSIBLE” YOU WENCH

IN THE OTHER SUBTHREAD! NOT THIS ONE!

Look I'm the one that brought up dorley because I find the idea of "oh no he's... into it... in a bad way" a funny wrinkle to the premise

Cannot overstate how sorry I am lol

I'm so sorry lol

I'd say I'm sorry but that'd be a lie

lmfao

idk I feel like with a modern elastrator sara could fix at least a few guys a day

THAT'S NOT WHAT WE MEAN

no thats EXACTLY what i mean !!!!

likely more efficient ways to Fix them in bulk though hmmm gonna have to sleep on it

that's the kind of fixing they need tho let's be so real

YOU CAN'T EVEN FIX ONE OF THEM

LITERALLY USE REDDIT DMS TO TRY TO FIX THEM, YOU WONT FIX ANY OF THEM

If they're "recovering addicts" i think all it might take to fix them is a Clockwork Orange setup and some good forcefem porn. Or maybe a Dorley Hall audio book

can. sometimes transitioning is like knocking over a vending machine.