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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social

This makes me SICK to the core! 🤬 How bloody dare he… This blatant promotion of millefeuille by a smug so called socialist whilst ordinary people have lost their sausages to the EU is DESPICABLE . No wonder this country is falling apart. 😡

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jun 10, 2025, 6:59 am • 110 13

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Simon W @whywickers.bsky.social

Sacré bleu! Sir M, à la maison avec les Balls. Qui est à la porte? Eh bien, c'est camarade Macron with his old slap & tickle, Brigitte. Conspiracy? I think not! The French have never forgiven us for the Jackal being an Englishman: “Phew, what a day” Well played Mitterrand, or is it Calthrop😉

jun 10, 2025, 7:57 am • 2 0 • view
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Ken Wilson (try/me) @kenwilson84.bsky.social

Foreign muck!

jun 10, 2025, 7:36 am • 1 0 • view
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TC@southbank.bsky.social @tcsouthbank.bsky.social

Mange tout!🤣🤣

jun 10, 2025, 7:14 am • 2 0 • view
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Malcolm Warin🔶 @malcolmdw.bsky.social

It's French!

jun 10, 2025, 7:03 am • 1 0 • view
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pygmyshrew.bsky.social @pygmyshrew.bsky.social

needs topping

jun 10, 2025, 7:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Steve Szuplewski @steveszuplewski.bsky.social

SORT IT OUT STARMER!

jun 10, 2025, 7:01 am • 4 1 • view
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cbomg.bsky.social @cbomg.bsky.social

Rasbrees is woke

jun 10, 2025, 9:59 am • 1 0 • view
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James Steel @jamessteel2008.bsky.social

Morning Sir Michael 👏

jun 10, 2025, 7:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Paul Russell @pwrussell.bsky.social

Sickening! There is already far too much French food in this country, Sir Michael - petit pois, crème brûlée… garlic. Why can’t he serve decent English food like bubble and squeak or faggots?

jun 10, 2025, 9:17 am • 3 0 • view
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Barry Mullins.... inventor of PCR @sirmasksalot.bsky.social

A nice spotted dick, steaming hot, firm, covered in cream.

jun 10, 2025, 9:41 am • 3 0 • view
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Paul McO'Smith III @pavsmith.bsky.social

spotted dick is a consequence of all the anti-vaccine crowd, isn't it...?

jun 10, 2025, 11:27 am • 2 0 • view
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Paul Russell @pwrussell.bsky.social

Oooh Barry…!

jun 10, 2025, 11:31 am • 1 0 • view
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Barry Mullins.... inventor of PCR @sirmasksalot.bsky.social

jun 10, 2025, 11:54 am • 2 0 • view
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Paul Russell @pwrussell.bsky.social

jun 10, 2025, 12:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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A human being @lakotadaddy.bsky.social

From a Native American living paycheck to paycheck in a police state ran "free" open air concentration camp called a city. What the fluff is wrong with the breakfast???

jun 10, 2025, 7:15 am • 1 0 • view
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johnsamuel58.bsky.social @johnsamuel58.bsky.social

Where's the Eton Mess ?? Wrong answers only

jun 10, 2025, 12:34 pm • 2 0 • view
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siansw1.bsky.social @siansw1.bsky.social

In the bin uneaten, it was a shambles.

jun 10, 2025, 11:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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John Berry 💚🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @thejohnberry.bsky.social

Not being funny but if you're name is Balls you tend to avoid sausages by the time you've got through prep school, Sir Michael.

jun 10, 2025, 7:19 am • 1 0 • view
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Rob Adams @rabjourno.bsky.social

What can you expect from a man whose name consists entirely of body parts, Sir M? Except, of course, when he’s given his proper first name, Talkin’!

jun 10, 2025, 7:57 am • 1 0 • view
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Palustris @palustris.bsky.social

I had to look it up - it's French for Napoleon Pastry. Na-Bloody-Poleon. The one we beat at Agincourt. If these Champagne Socialists like France so much why don't they move there?

jun 10, 2025, 7:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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mikebarrett1943.bsky.social @mikebarrett1943.bsky.social

I note he declines to admit the liberal use of grated tofu, to avoid even more vitriol from starving common folk. At least when Boris had cake, it was a complete surprise, not a blatant attempt to rub people's noses in their own poverty

jun 10, 2025, 9:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Judith Paterson @banksandbraes.bsky.social

Oh Sir Michael, Getting flaky about pastry will never do. Choux’d best not puff too much as it could give you a short crust and mess up your laminations. Chill.

jun 11, 2025, 10:56 am • 0 0 • view
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Star.language.fr@ @catrinette.bsky.social

Mon Dieu, what can of abomination is this !!! It's decadent ,and it's a Frenchy speaking here. I agree Sir the sausages are missing on top of that EU swill.😅😆

jun 10, 2025, 7:16 am • 2 0 • view
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Dr Gary Enever @garygasman.bsky.social

Puffed up!

jun 10, 2025, 7:14 am • 2 0 • view
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social

You are right to feel sick! Comrade Balls should have made a traditional British pudding like tripe and custard, gravel and custard or custard. Did we fight on the beaches in 2016 for this?

jun 10, 2025, 7:41 am • 4 0 • view
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Ian Miles @smilo998.bsky.social

I bloody love to drop Madeira in my cream. She loves it.

jun 12, 2025, 7:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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steve-evo.bsky.social @steve-evo.bsky.social

What a right pudding. And that dessert looks shit!

jun 10, 2025, 5:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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anyfulekno.bsky.social @anyfulekno.bsky.social

This proud Nation fought the Brussels B-EU-rocrats once before to keep our bananas straight and now we need to fight to keep their hands off our British Bangers! WHO WON THE WAR, ANYWAY??

jun 10, 2025, 12:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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iangrant25.bsky.social @iangrant25.bsky.social

Very flaky, just like the government. And there are strawberries in there too. Economical with the truth, as usual.

jun 10, 2025, 7:12 am • 1 0 • view
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siansw1.bsky.social @siansw1.bsky.social

They nicked our sausages, we nicked their pastry. Bit of a challenge making sausage rolls now!

jun 10, 2025, 11:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Soluble @solpadeine.bsky.social

Let them eat cake if they want to.

jun 10, 2025, 7:01 am • 2 0 • view
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Selina Scott Fan Club @selinafanclub.bsky.social

WOT! Nearly ten years of Brexit freedoms and Ed 'champagne socialist' Balls is still talking forrin! It is a VANILLA SLICE thank you very much!

jun 10, 2025, 7:52 am • 1 0 • view