Claire, the Marxist nurse in the village, says she’s off to Cardiff tonight to watch Oasis. I just can’t see the appeal of this Mancunian heavy metal band led by yob brothers Gary & Phil Neville. They simply copy The Beatles, take drugs & fleece their fans with overpriced tickets.😡
Come on Sir Michael you know that anyone who has anything above a GCSE is Marxist. Hence why you stand an excellent chance of becoming Tory party leader
I actually agree with most of that sir Michael. And that wailing voice.
But isn't that everyone and everywhere?
You should be grateful to have a Marxist nurse in your village and stop dissing her cultural preferences.
Mick, when I told her Claire I have a snorkel parka, like Liam's, she said if I wore it to the Farage and Firkin, she'd take me into the car park and show me what a Wonderwall was. As good as her word, she was. My legs will have stopped shaking by the time the last Brit is knocked out of Wimbledon.
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Don’t Look Back in Anoraks was their only half decent song…
Nowhere near the quality of former Conservative Chancellor George Ozzy Osborne’s farewell concert in Birmingham, where he was deservedly sat on a black throne whilst being honoured for his sensible policies! 🤟
Your finger is on the pulse of the nation Sir Michael, as ever. Glad something is throbbing when the Bootleg Beatles take the stage tonight in Cardiff throwing their plastic wigs to the Hoi Polloi ..
For once, I totally agree with you.
Robbie is on tour at the moment. I bought a cocaine and champers meet and greet ticket for £3000. You get to grind teeth and talk shite with him for ten minutes after the show.
Mr Hew Edwards look-a-likey.
Nice one ar Surrrr Mykel 🩵
I actually feel sorry for them 😔
They were seen in Aldi’s Cardiff earlier buying some boxing gloves from the middle aisle. Quite reasonable at only £19.99 a pair. The horse shoes are extra 😳
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I guess they will definitely maybe play WonderBall.
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Unintelligible northern nonsense. At least they are far from Wimbledon where Cliff can serenade the decent people of this country. Glad to see that Cliff likes BBC again.
I hope Claire has deep pockets. She'll need them to view this shabby pair of pretenders. Pretend music, pretend strutting, pretend fights, pretend make-ups, pretend rock stars🤔 But, not pretend Bank balances😴 I can strut better any day.
They should stick to cricket, which is what they were good at !
Nasal passages.
Oh Claire, so disappointed in you! Why are you wasting time and money on an oiky pale imitation of the Beatles when you could be supporting Billy Bragg and Red Wedge! Call yourself a Marxist!!
Some might say that, Sir Michael. Many are happy to watch the Neville brothers whilst drinking cheap alco-piss in the sun-shyaaayynnn!!
Sir Michael, surely yobs that steal other people’s work and over price their tickets, ripping off the gullible, are the epitome of Thatcher’s ‘get on your bike’ capitalism. I’d have thought you would be a fan.
With the greatest of respect there is fine but distinct line between the glory of Mrs T - the Wonder Years I call them - and the yobbish Tebbitt and his unpalatable views. I see the Galapagos twins very much the latter and not the former.
These poor brothers, Sir M. They just never recovered from the shame of David Bowie mocking their dad with that “Neville Neville, you’ve torn your dress .. your face is a mess” song.
Oasis is heavy metal ? You certainly are a Brit. I guess you would call mashed potatoes "spicy". That's heavy metal :
I think you will after only a short exposure to Oasis they are far more Judas Priest than Hank Marvin and the Shadows from the glory days of British rock and roll.
Cannot recall The Shadows ever being classed as Rock didn’t like the music but Rock n Roll they certainly weren’t
Just had a look, they were classed as ‘rock’ amongst other things. ‘Rock and roll’ meant something a little different in the late 50s and 60s and there are also ‘opposite sides of the Atlantic’ differences too of course! Kitty, sorry cliff, really wanted to be elvis… 😬
Was talking about Hank Marvin and Shadows not what Kitty might have wanted to be like
I assume you are talking about SIR Cliff Richard. Once Elvis realised what was on offer in this country he returned to the US with his tail between his legs and invented fried chicken with his friend Col Saunders. Oasis can only aspire to these lofty heights…
There's nothing so boring as a "rockist" wanker defining what is "rock" music is and more importantly isn't.
You are so funny! Please stop
Episode 87: “Apache” by the Shadows – A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs share.google/qVyO4Jphb7wn...
Hmmm! Wonderful land, Apache, Kon-Tiki ? I rest my case
3 great rock and roll tunes. A huge influence on the next generation of British guitar greats.
Sir Mickey Take is an expert on modern music and never gets these things wrong. If he says Oasis are Heavy Metal, then they are Heavy Metal. Anyway, I guess you know that because mashed potatoes ARE spicy.
You Are Allergic To Potatoes
Thank you. That would explain why, for the last 50 years, every time I eat potatoes, I come out in large red blotches all over and start frothing at the mouth. Thank you for clearing that up for me. I have never understood why before.
First time I've agreed with you ever tbh. Time to bomb Wales?
'Copy The Beatles' ? I always thought of them of more of a Freddie and the Dreamers tribute act, but without the same levels of menace and danger.
Funny enough, Nick Ferrari was saying exactly the same thing on the radio this morning. Great minds think alike.
Marxism’s on the march again & gathering loads of dosh along the way. Take care groupie Marxist nurses with red flags, the Gallagher bros prefer the blue of city.
Bravo Sir Michael. Tell it Like it Is.
I think the Neville Brothers are really good… www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTLN...
Is this a wind up, or you really don’t know who the brothers are in Oasis….
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Reform voter 🙄
Brief Encounter.
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Look at his page 😂
Actually a surprisingly astute observation Sir Michael.
Agreed, but no one wants to know !
As if it wasn't enough that Ant & Dec had headlined Glastonbury!!! 😡
