A spokesperson for the 81-year-old former New York City mayor said Giuliani was assisting a domestic violence victim at the time of the crash.
A spokesperson for the 81-year-old former New York City mayor said Giuliani was assisting a domestic violence victim at the time of the crash.
I don’t believe him.
Damn, no laugh emoji.
Sounds more like he was committing a domestic violence not assisting
First responders puzzled
Anyone believe that?
Anyone believe that?
ah FORBES .. another lying media outlet. Just like FAUX
Forbes is the magazine for rich people who can't read.
Maybe don’t breathlessly report fiction and press releases? Maybe investigate and do journalism so you can call out ridiculous claims? Especially for non credible celebs?
"Assisting" a domestic violence victim in unzipping his pants. Didn't Borat already cover this?
What “ victim” would want help from Americas Mayor?
Oh, ok
He was getting a hummer.
This did not happen
He slipped and fell down the stairs.
Drunk driving?
Someone else was driving. The police have issued a statement. bsky.app/profile/suga...
Now who is Theodore Goodman?
Apparently a spokesman for G and former Trump worker.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO...I MEAN RUDY! HE'S MOSTLY DEAD
All that was right after he saved a litter of puppies. He pulled them from a sewer just before it went up in flames. America's mayor, America's hero.
What is this, the telephone game?
He’s still alive?! Geezus take the wheel!
Official police reports say otherwise….
ooh do you have a link to those?
bsky.app/profile/ajoa...
Just a taste of what it feels Like to die or nearly die by not approving funding for new radio equipment for first responders at 9/11…. He will go to his grave with that. He’s a monster.
Forbes is edging us
Was Giuliani the one committing the domestic violence? Asking for all the people who don’t believe that piece of shit would help anyone.
What the “spokesperson said” is not journalism. Do your job.
Of course it doesn’t match the police account😂😂 Rudy is a liar.
But I thought he was broke? How does he had a private doctor, a security team, and a spokesperson? Oh right, he's a rich white guy.
I am calling Bullshit!
He had left her, then had the accident. He was not injured while assisting her in calling 911.
"assisting a domestic violence victim" BULLSHIT
bullshit, this is karma dealt straight up to a lying shithead that ruined lives fuck RUDY
I read that as ‘assaulting.’ Anyone else?
So he got in an accident while driving under the influence and beating up a hooker?
Bingo
Why am I having a REALLY hard time believing this?
Was he assisting a domestic violence victim after committing domestic violence on said victim? Asking for me.
Thoughts and prayers
"helping a domestic violence victim" sure jan
Police report a bit different as reported locally manchester.inklink.news/rudy-giulian...
So, we're supposed to believe that a victim of domestic violence saw Giuliani in the back seat of a vehicle driving down the highway and, even though the police were on the scene, felt the need to flag down Giuliani's car? Sure....
Somethin ain’t addin
Oh, sure. Odd?
No one is buying this statement ffs
Let’s get the real story!
Sadly he’s such a liar we don’t believe him
👌🏼😉
Riiiight.
Very altruistic...he was actually probably VIOLATING SOMEONE...
Shure thing Judas … this has the rancid smell of suspect all over it. 🧐
Oh gawd, he's got the Trump Tan ....
Good. He deserves it.
Now let's have the actual story.
Rudy had a hooker in the car when he crashed 😂
Is that what he’s calling sex workers these days?
It'd be a shame if he died 🙃
of all the things that didn't happen, this is one of them
Giuliani assisting a domestic violence victim, if you believe that....
I've got oceanfront property in Arizona for sale.
How is his unicorn?
Bullsh!t….he misspoke and meant to say he was performing some domestic violence, probably against a teenage victim. The father caught up with him as he was driving away in his car. #MagaDouche
Does anyone believe this cock-and-bull story?
The part about assisting a domestic abuse survivor or whatever is funny as hell. What scandal are they getting in front of? 😂
Horseshit, unless he was the perp
Lmao, yeah right.
There’s more to this story. Far more. “Assisting a domestic violence victim” my ass.
No. They said it happened AFTER he had assisted her. 👀
🤣 🤣 🤣
Riiiight. Sure he was.
Bullshit
My bullshit meter is bright red right now.
Maybe it’s just me, but I think the chances that Rude boy was being a Good Samaritan are less than 0. I bet the “domestic violence victim “ turns out to be a cross dressing hooker he was about to employ when some drunk rear ended him.
Not quite. He had to leave the hooker behind when the police arrived, and then got rear-ended by a drunk while making his escape.
If he was assisting the way he did during the insurrection attempt by ending up at a landscaping headquarters instead of the Four Seasons hotel I have questions.
Tots & pears
I smell something fishy…
Wonder how long that bullshit story will last
We will never forget, so die monster, die.
I guess we'll find out the real story sooner or later. He's done for, this is a catastrophic injury for an 80 year old.
By god, I love that for him. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Giuliani rear ended after pulling out into traffic without looking before the pimp could catch him not paying
Anyone buying that story is as dense as a box of rocks.
A “The World According to Garp” moment.
Now thats some world class bullshit. I bet 50 bucks and my left nut there’s more to her story.
Sure he was
No he was not. Try again. He was in a car that was allegedly rear ended. That is all. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein
Right. And before assisting a domestic violence victim, Gulliani was for years groveling to trump for anything he could get including a pardon for some reason.
😔😔😞
Is that a verbose way of saying there was a really young girl in his car?
Oh geez. I did not think of that. I immediately thought of the Giuliani scene from Borat 2 when I read your comment.
Someone will be suing they need money.
THEORY: If anything, he was raping a woman who sought help from him.
Lie.
Hey universe!!! Now do Trump!
I call BULLSHIT, he would never help anyone.
The term you’re looking for is “sex worker”.
I think Giuliani knows secrets, and this was a set up assassination attempt. More details are needed like what happened to the driver, and more about this alleged victim. Sounds sus, and just way too convenient events to happen when he knows the deepest of Trump’s skeletons in the closet.
Is "assisting a domestic violence victim" the new code phrase for trying to hire a prostitute?
He did have to make a quick getaway when the police showed up, leading to the traffic incident. 😄
Yes.
😂
I think it's a euphemism for "he was too drunk to see the motorhome the young lady was driving, and he rammed it, causing violence to get domicile".
From the tone of this thread, I'd be inclined to think Giuliani must be a Trump supporter.
You should look up the speech Giuliani gave at the Four Seasons shortly after Trump lost the 2020 election.
He probably had a snoot full
“Assisting”? Sounds he like he was the one providing the violence
my first thought!
I had the same thought! So … that’s what the kids are calling it these days.
I snorted!
I think it might be code for “ I’m having an affair with a married woman and her husband is angry about it
Oohhh that actually makes sense!
Exactly!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA
Finally, some good news
If you read the police report, it sounds more like Giuliani asked his driver to slow down or stop so he could rubberneck at the police dealing with a domestic disturbance. Then he got rear-ended for stopping in the middle of the street like an idiot.
Except - WILD TWIST! - the 19 year old “domestic violence” victim is who REAR ENDED tooty!! Plus, there wasn’t any “police dealing”. Until tooty got rear ended 😏 El Em Ay Eff Oh Anyhoo, like all the kids are saying EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
Will the Gov of NH that filibustered the once in a generation gun safety bill that could have prevented the MN massacre and so many others, going to cover up Rudy's blood alcohol level?
Taking bets: when the full story unfolds, it will turn out Uncle Creepy was actually soliciting when he was rear ended.
Call bullshit His history with transparency and just being an asshat says it all
Teddy Pendergrass had a little situation like that.
Only some will get this lmao
Right? 🤣
Uh huh
How does one recover “tremendously”? Also, something ‘s fishy.
I thought Mercedes made one the safest cars on the road…
Who gives a shit what happened to him!
Oh, so he was stopped on the traveled part of the highway?
That's NOT what they said. Pretty clear that the second paragraph of the only authorized statement provided by Giuliani indicates that the crash occurred later. The first paragraph of that statement had nothing to do with the second paragraph, and the whole point of including it was... well, this.
So, the statement by the NH cops paints a slightly different picture, and a less misleading one. Basically, Giuliani was in a car driven by someone named Goodman - after calling the cops on a domestic disturbance, they got rear-ended by some kid and both Goodman & Giuliani were injured.
I’ll take things that never happened for 500, Alex.
And you believed them?
Bullshit
I wonder how much younger than the legal age of consent this "domestic violence victim" is.
😂
More plausible: escaping after being caught peeping in some girl's bedroom window, while drunk.
Sure…
That’s way too late for him to be out. Dinner at 4pm, in bed by 7pm for his age.
Sure.
sus
Come ON Forbes - be better. This headline is ridiculous- the state police’s own report that’s readily available says clearly Rudy was a passenger on the opposite side of the throughway from the DV victim when he crashed. His driver was probably rubber necking
What a turd of a human being. This asshole used to be beloved and degenerated into a lie spewing clown prop for the new fascism. Hope his four seasons total landscaping insurance kicks him to the curb. Total waste of skin.
That’s part of the beauty of where we’re at. Most of these fucks are on death’s doorstep.
Story not sus at all 👀
Forbes is now Mad MAGAzine.
Forbes always willing to carry water for fascists
I seriously doubt that
Is there any proof of this alleged great selfless act by a self centered corrupt man? Asking for a friend
Was her head in his lap?
No, that’s not what he said.
#DUI
Or....not.
Once an ambulance chaser, always an ambulance chase
OK. I am not alone. Time will tell.
The Forbes article says Giuliani car was hit while he was waiting for the cops, but the statement from his spokesperson is that it happened after the cops arrived and he left the scene
This, exactly. And as that was the only "authorized statement" provided, apparently Forbes either flunked reading comprehension or they have a different statement from a different source.
I cant believe he would get details wrong...like booking the Four Seasons for a press conference
the Forbes social media intern got it wrong but in fairness they had some bubble gum stuck in their hair and that peanut butter thing is trickier than it sounds.
Oh, yeah, there’s gonna be a lotta spin on this story. BAL, anybody?
Bingo. My point,too
🤣
He was procuring a teenager.
He wasn’t assisting a DV victim!! stop LYING!! JFC! Nobody believes that BS!
Somehow I missed this. Is he dead?
Sure he was.
Yep. Sure.
Were his trousers on?
Now tell the real story
They’ll never tell the real story
Was/is it Melania?!
That’s not what the cops said…
No, he wasn't. Read the report.
🤯
He was running from her husband.
He was running from her father.
He was running from her pimp.
Who was also her husband, and her father. 😄
Very likely. I wouldn’t put the pimp-daddy-husband kink past old Rudy.
Sure he was.
The fuck he was
'America's Mayor' will sue someone, just wait. He knows Trump's playbook very well.
hmmmm?
Man, he has good PR people
Only person I'd trust less than Giuliani is his spokesperson
And Rudy's former boss.
Was she 15 like the girl he was on a bed unzipping for in Borat?
Maria Bakalova was 24 years old in that scene. They all just told Rudy she was 15 so he'd unzip his pants for her. 😄
I know. Doesn't matter
The fact he fully believed her to be underage is the important part.
Literally couldn’t believe this less.
Sure that’s totally believable for this 81-year old.
Boomers seriously need to get out of office. They’re decrepit and dying. Go enjoy life and the money you grifted
Sure he was
so a superhero then. people are crazy
That's not what was said. The statement plainly said that when he was on the road again after assisting a domestic violence victim, the accident occurred. It's written down for you and you can't get it right.
Sounds like Rudy tried to skip out on his hooker bill, and her pimp wasn't having it
An 81 year old assisting with a dv situation O K
sus
Goddamn fucking moron receiving his comeuppance
Assisting, as in like he almost did to borat's daughter?
We hope Rudy recovers quickly. No one should be injured in this way - especially doing a good deed. God bless him.
He was trying to hire a hooker in other words.
Oh bullshit
I'll take 'Things That Didn't Happen' for 1 million, Forbes.
$10 says she's a sex worker. Sucks she had to get into his car
He is full of it!
Uh sure he was..😂
Oh yeah the former mayor of NYC that cleaned up the sleaze and three strikes policy. … so he could keep all the sleaze in his own pants… Corruption and deception. Now the reality… SAD HUMAN BEING 🤨
New Hampshire…
Nope
Nothing will redeem you.
Two other reports. One said he stopped earlier for an unrelated domestic violence incident. The other said the police were stopped for a domestic violence issue on the other side of the highway when they saw the crash.
Thoughts, no prayers
How much do you want to bet that the "domestic violence victim" was a prostitute? Place your bets now.
And where were his hands?
Yeah, and I’m Wonder Woman. I will use my ‘lasso of truth’ and find what really happened.
He was preventing a car jacking.
[*chortles*]