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Forbes @forbes.com

A spokesperson for the 81-year-old former New York City mayor said Giuliani was assisting a domestic violence victim at the time of the crash.

aug 31, 2025, 8:10 pm • 498 83

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KellyD 🫘 @keltweets-d.bsky.social

I don’t believe him.

aug 31, 2025, 8:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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billyjones.bsky.social @billyjones.bsky.social

Damn, no laugh emoji.

aug 31, 2025, 11:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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chelittle.bsky.social @chelittle.bsky.social

Sounds more like he was committing a domestic violence not assisting

aug 31, 2025, 11:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bonez Glass @bonezglass.bsky.social

First responders puzzled

aug 31, 2025, 8:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kennwick from X @kennwickman.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 9:13 pm • 3 0 • view
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avie47.bsky.social @avie47.bsky.social

Anyone believe that?

sep 1, 2025, 4:34 am • 0 0 • view
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Murderbot 238776431 @zerocrossing.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 4:43 am • 0 0 • view
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avie47.bsky.social @avie47.bsky.social

Anyone believe that?

sep 1, 2025, 4:34 am • 0 0 • view
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rheuphus.bsky.social @rheuphus.bsky.social

ah FORBES .. another lying media outlet. Just like FAUX

aug 31, 2025, 9:07 pm • 5 0 • view
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Mary Hilton @maryhilt.bsky.social

Forbes is the magazine for rich people who can't read.

aug 31, 2025, 9:26 pm • 4 0 • view
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JP @dargamor.bsky.social

Maybe don’t breathlessly report fiction and press releases? Maybe investigate and do journalism so you can call out ridiculous claims? Especially for non credible celebs?

sep 1, 2025, 8:32 am • 0 0 • view
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MrFuzzyFart♿ @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 8:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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MrFuzzyFart♿ @mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social

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aug 31, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hayduke @hayduk3.bsky.social

"Assisting" a domestic violence victim in unzipping his pants. Didn't Borat already cover this?

aug 31, 2025, 8:28 pm • 41 1 • view
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Grumpy Grandpa @beeba1.bsky.social

What “ victim” would want help from Americas Mayor?

aug 31, 2025, 11:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Denise Feil @dmfeil1960.bsky.social

Oh, ok

sep 1, 2025, 12:18 am • 3 0 • view
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Agent O Double No @guidotoons.bsky.social

He was getting a hummer.

sep 1, 2025, 5:51 am • 1 0 • view
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Kate @katechief.bsky.social

This did not happen

aug 31, 2025, 9:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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TinkeringTailorTom-Dread is no longer Existential @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social

He slipped and fell down the stairs.

aug 31, 2025, 9:24 pm • 4 0 • view
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Whorfin @whorfin.bsky.social

Drunk driving?

aug 31, 2025, 10:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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TinkeringTailorTom-Dread is no longer Existential @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social

Someone else was driving. The police have issued a statement. bsky.app/profile/suga...

aug 31, 2025, 10:13 pm • 1 2 • view
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Whorfin @whorfin.bsky.social

Now who is Theodore Goodman?

aug 31, 2025, 10:15 pm • 4 0 • view
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TinkeringTailorTom-Dread is no longer Existential @tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social

Apparently a spokesman for G and former Trump worker.

aug 31, 2025, 10:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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SarahRBlue💙🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦 @whenprovoked.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

aug 31, 2025, 11:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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grammymae.bsky.social @grammymae.bsky.social

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO...I MEAN RUDY! HE'S MOSTLY DEAD

aug 31, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Define Patriot @billroberson.bsky.social

All that was right after he saved a litter of puppies. He pulled them from a sewer just before it went up in flames. America's mayor, America's hero.

aug 31, 2025, 11:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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genxjennifer.bsky.social @genxjennifer.bsky.social

What is this, the telephone game?

sep 1, 2025, 4:09 am • 0 0 • view
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gbond25.bsky.social @gbond25.bsky.social

He’s still alive?! Geezus take the wheel!

aug 31, 2025, 8:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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🎶🤘🏻Heavy Metal June Clever 🎶🤘🏻 @juneclever.bsky.social

Official police reports say otherwise….

sep 1, 2025, 3:33 am • 3 0 • view
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Analoren @analoren.bsky.social

ooh do you have a link to those?

sep 1, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
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🎶🤘🏻Heavy Metal June Clever 🎶🤘🏻 @juneclever.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/ajoa...

sep 1, 2025, 4:38 am • 2 0 • view
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Mark Tiberi @marktib.bsky.social

Just a taste of what it feels Like to die or nearly die by not approving funding for new radio equipment for first responders at 9/11…. He will go to his grave with that. He’s a monster.

sep 1, 2025, 7:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Incandescent Rage @incandescent-rage.bsky.social

Forbes is edging us

aug 31, 2025, 8:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Doug Profitt @doug-profitt.bsky.social

Was Giuliani the one committing the domestic violence? Asking for all the people who don’t believe that piece of shit would help anyone.

sep 1, 2025, 5:00 am • 2 0 • view
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m wood @mwoodpen.bsky.social

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Jared Baer @jaredmbaer.bsky.social

What the “spokesperson said” is not journalism. Do your job.

aug 31, 2025, 10:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Katniss E. @rhymeafterrhyme.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 12:44 am • 0 0 • view
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kalaninut.bsky.social @kalaninut.bsky.social

Of course it doesn’t match the police account😂😂 Rudy is a liar.

sep 1, 2025, 8:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Èirinn @chatwinat.bsky.social

But I thought he was broke? How does he had a private doctor, a security team, and a spokesperson? Oh right, he's a rich white guy.

sep 1, 2025, 1:23 am • 1 0 • view
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sciencetruth.bsky.social @sciencetruth.bsky.social

I am calling Bullshit!

sep 1, 2025, 4:16 am • 0 0 • view
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PaSandy @pasandy.bsky.social

He had left her, then had the accident. He was not injured while assisting her in calling 911.

aug 31, 2025, 10:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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Luci-Lu @obdami.bsky.social

"assisting a domestic violence victim" BULLSHIT

sep 1, 2025, 12:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Rickki Reena Wms @rw357.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 4:34 am • 3 1 • view
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Angel415 @angel415.bsky.social

bullshit, this is karma dealt straight up to a lying shithead that ruined lives fuck RUDY

aug 31, 2025, 10:44 pm • 3 0 • view
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Seamus Alphonsus 🇨🇦 @seamus-ohanlon.bsky.social

I read that as ‘assaulting.’ Anyone else?

sep 1, 2025, 12:35 am • 0 0 • view
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wpichickenhawk @wpichickenhawk.bsky.social

So he got in an accident while driving under the influence and beating up a hooker?

aug 31, 2025, 8:52 pm • 39 1 • view
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hiscox8.bsky.social @hiscox8.bsky.social

Bingo

sep 1, 2025, 1:05 am • 2 0 • view
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Indefatigable Commitment to JUSTICE. @rule-of-candor.bsky.social

Why am I having a REALLY hard time believing this?

aug 31, 2025, 11:58 pm • 3 0 • view
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baneink.bsky.social @baneink.bsky.social

Was he assisting a domestic violence victim after committing domestic violence on said victim? Asking for me.

aug 31, 2025, 11:32 pm • 2 0 • view
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velvetmead.bsky.social @velvetmead.bsky.social

Thoughts and prayers

aug 31, 2025, 10:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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ratchetology.bsky.social @ratchetology.bsky.social

"helping a domestic violence victim" sure jan

aug 31, 2025, 8:47 pm • 5 0 • view
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kneun.bsky.social @kneun.bsky.social

Police report a bit different as reported locally manchester.inklink.news/rudy-giulian...

aug 31, 2025, 10:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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sindurrella.bsky.social @sindurrella.bsky.social

So, we're supposed to believe that a victim of domestic violence saw Giuliani in the back seat of a vehicle driving down the highway and, even though the police were on the scene, felt the need to flag down Giuliani's car? Sure....

sep 1, 2025, 1:25 am • 0 0 • view
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rebod.bsky.social @rebod.bsky.social

Somethin ain’t addin

aug 31, 2025, 10:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gigi Maze @ggmagic.bsky.social

Oh, sure. Odd?

sep 1, 2025, 12:47 am • 0 0 • view
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the-liberator.bsky.social @the-liberator.bsky.social

Rudy hurts back accidentally expecting a sex act.

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Valene 🇨🇦 @valeneyyz.bsky.social

No one is buying this statement ffs

sep 1, 2025, 1:15 am • 3 0 • view
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talgje56.bsky.social @talgje56.bsky.social

Let’s get the real story!

sep 1, 2025, 5:39 am • 0 0 • view
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talgje56.bsky.social @talgje56.bsky.social

Sadly he’s such a liar we don’t believe him

sep 1, 2025, 5:31 am • 0 0 • view
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jacie-g.bsky.social @jacie-g.bsky.social

👌🏼😉

aug 31, 2025, 9:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Schnu @schnu0101.bsky.social

Riiiight.

sep 1, 2025, 1:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Alexis Nomides @alexisdesigns.bsky.social

Very altruistic...he was actually probably VIOLATING SOMEONE...

aug 31, 2025, 9:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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hooplas2much.bsky.social @hooplas2much.bsky.social

Shure thing Judas … this has the rancid smell of suspect all over it. 🧐

aug 31, 2025, 11:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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jaflorian.bsky.social @jaflorian.bsky.social

Oh gawd, he's got the Trump Tan ....

aug 31, 2025, 8:59 pm • 3 0 • view
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James Beats Games @jamesbeatsgames.bsky.social

Good. He deserves it.

aug 31, 2025, 10:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Murderbot 238776431 @zerocrossing.bsky.social

Now let's have the actual story.

sep 1, 2025, 4:40 am • 0 0 • view
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shamann603.bsky.social @shamann603.bsky.social

Rudy had a hooker in the car when he crashed 😂

aug 31, 2025, 10:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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allestofeles.bsky.social @allestofeles.bsky.social

Is that what he’s calling sex workers these days?

aug 31, 2025, 8:24 pm • 4 0 • view
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mavsuperman.bsky.social @mavsuperman.bsky.social

It'd be a shame if he died 🙃

sep 1, 2025, 12:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Forge @forgettv.bsky.social

of all the things that didn't happen, this is one of them

sep 1, 2025, 4:40 am • 6 0 • view
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amadi1.bsky.social @amadi1.bsky.social

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Lynette Matthis @oakidoaki.bsky.social

Giuliani assisting a domestic violence victim, if you believe that....

aug 31, 2025, 8:28 pm • 36 0 • view
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Kathryn Song @sparrowsong05.bsky.social

I've got oceanfront property in Arizona for sale.

sep 1, 2025, 1:27 am • 10 0 • view
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magah8.bsky.social @magah8.bsky.social

How is his unicorn?

sep 1, 2025, 1:27 am • 1 0 • view
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Dancien @dancien.bsky.social

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Tom Whitford @norselibfafo.bsky.social

Bullsh!t….he misspoke and meant to say he was performing some domestic violence, probably against a teenage victim. The father caught up with him as he was driving away in his car. #MagaDouche

aug 31, 2025, 8:30 pm • 11 0 • view
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themikewallace.bsky.social @themikewallace.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 12:42 am • 0 0 • view
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SMHeath @dogluvver.bsky.social

Does anyone believe this cock-and-bull story?

aug 31, 2025, 11:07 pm • 5 1 • view
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Jay Domestic @jay2theworld.bsky.social

The part about assisting a domestic abuse survivor or whatever is funny as hell. What scandal are they getting in front of? 😂

sep 1, 2025, 2:10 am • 2 0 • view
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mustangrick.bsky.social @mustangrick.bsky.social

Horseshit, unless he was the perp

aug 31, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Penny @iamwoman65.bsky.social

Lmao, yeah right.

sep 1, 2025, 4:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Addison @addisonsmithesq.bsky.social

There’s more to this story. Far more. “Assisting a domestic violence victim” my ass.

aug 31, 2025, 9:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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shabo71.bsky.social @shabo71.bsky.social

No. They said it happened AFTER he had assisted her. 👀

aug 31, 2025, 8:53 pm • 6 0 • view
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Jen LB @jenlb.bsky.social

🤣 🤣 🤣

sep 1, 2025, 3:31 am • 0 0 • view
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L's La La @lalarayster.bsky.social

Riiiight. Sure he was.

aug 31, 2025, 11:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Darcy DH @daebl13.bsky.social

Bullshit

sep 1, 2025, 2:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Jane @dangerjane.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 8:58 pm • 9 0 • view
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J to the O to the H to the N @johnrichard75.bsky.social

My bullshit meter is bright red right now.

aug 31, 2025, 8:25 pm • 8 0 • view
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Striving for Zen @ebcollis.bsky.social

Maybe it’s just me, but I think the chances that Rude boy was being a Good Samaritan are less than 0. I bet the “domestic violence victim “ turns out to be a cross dressing hooker he was about to employ when some drunk rear ended him.

aug 31, 2025, 8:47 pm • 15 0 • view
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NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social

Not quite. He had to leave the hooker behind when the police arrived, and then got rear-ended by a drunk while making his escape.

aug 31, 2025, 11:36 pm • 6 0 • view
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Gary @garboodqua.bsky.social

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Ovi @ovi-1079.bsky.social

If he was assisting the way he did during the insurrection attempt by ending up at a landscaping headquarters instead of the Four Seasons hotel I have questions.

aug 31, 2025, 10:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hope Heart ❤️‍🔥🫘 @hopeheart.bsky.social

Tots & pears

aug 31, 2025, 9:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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My Flabbers Are Gasted!! @gingersnapz.bsky.social

I smell something fishy…

sep 1, 2025, 5:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Brad Goodson @bradleygoodson.bsky.social

Wonder how long that bullshit story will last

sep 1, 2025, 1:13 am • 2 0 • view
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notrealtuna.bsky.social @notrealtuna.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 10:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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CBFan @clemburkfan.bsky.social

We will never forget, so die monster, die.

sep 1, 2025, 7:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Lisalisalee @lisalee333.bsky.social

I guess we'll find out the real story sooner or later. He's done for, this is a catastrophic injury for an 80 year old.

sep 1, 2025, 2:41 am • 0 0 • view
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Blondie @blondegirllife.bsky.social

Probably more like assaulting than assisting

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GladysFortwenny @gladysfortwenny.bsky.social

By god, I love that for him. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

aug 31, 2025, 10:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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pillsbury @pillsbury37.bsky.social

Giuliani rear ended after pulling out into traffic without looking before the pimp could catch him not paying

aug 31, 2025, 11:18 pm • 3 0 • view
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Lisa @lisajoy.bsky.social

Anyone buying that story is as dense as a box of rocks.

sep 1, 2025, 4:59 am • 2 0 • view
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gabrielzemkalnis.bsky.social @gabrielzemkalnis.bsky.social

A “The World According to Garp” moment.

aug 31, 2025, 8:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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TRuxMintinBox @truxmintinbox.bsky.social

Now thats some world class bullshit. I bet 50 bucks and my left nut there’s more to her story.

sep 1, 2025, 12:45 am • 0 0 • view
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hadtodoit49.bsky.social @hadtodoit49.bsky.social

Sure he was

aug 31, 2025, 11:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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NurseGenius @nursegenius1019.bsky.social

No he was not. Try again. He was in a car that was allegedly rear ended. That is all. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein

aug 31, 2025, 11:09 pm • 22 0 • view
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John 55345 @john55345.bsky.social

Right. And before assisting a domestic violence victim, Gulliani was for years groveling to trump for anything he could get including a pardon for some reason.

sep 1, 2025, 12:06 am • 2 0 • view
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daveray1979.bsky.social @daveray1979.bsky.social

😔😔😞

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The Steed @thesteed.bsky.social

Is that a verbose way of saying there was a really young girl in his car?

aug 31, 2025, 8:11 pm • 194 4 • view
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Just Daphne @djackson1.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 9:02 pm • 11 0 • view
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Callinectes Sapidus @csapidus.bsky.social

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Norrth @norrthpier.bsky.social

Oh geez. I did not think of that. I immediately thought of the Giuliani scene from Borat 2 when I read your comment.

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allenga.bsky.social @allenga.bsky.social

Someone will be suing they need money.

aug 31, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dick Mac (alive!) @dickmac999.bsky.social

THEORY: If anything, he was raping a woman who sought help from him.

sep 1, 2025, 3:34 am • 0 0 • view
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Dick Mac (alive!) @dickmac999.bsky.social

Lie.

sep 1, 2025, 3:34 am • 0 0 • view
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Vee @voralis.bsky.social

Hey universe!!! Now do Trump!

sep 1, 2025, 2:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Loran @lorandavid.bsky.social

I call BULLSHIT, he would never help anyone.

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EJ @kimberlion.bsky.social

The term you’re looking for is “sex worker”.

sep 1, 2025, 4:01 am • 4 0 • view
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Foggy Hollow Mycology @fh-mycolgy.bsky.social

I think Giuliani knows secrets, and this was a set up assassination attempt. More details are needed like what happened to the driver, and more about this alleged victim. Sounds sus, and just way too convenient events to happen when he knows the deepest of Trump’s skeletons in the closet.

aug 31, 2025, 10:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ellie Jean @elliejean.bsky.social

Is "assisting a domestic violence victim" the new code phrase for trying to hire a prostitute?

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NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social

He did have to make a quick getaway when the police showed up, leading to the traffic incident. 😄

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allestofeles.bsky.social @allestofeles.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 8:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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inthclds.bsky.social @inthclds.bsky.social

Yes.

sep 1, 2025, 2:27 am • 1 0 • view
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J.T Sparks @jsparks25.bsky.social

😂

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Some Random Dave @somerandomdave.bsky.social

I think it's a euphemism for "he was too drunk to see the motorhome the young lady was driving, and he rammed it, causing violence to get domicile".

aug 31, 2025, 10:06 pm • 3 0 • view
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Quizzical @quisical.bsky.social

From the tone of this thread, I'd be inclined to think Giuliani must be a Trump supporter.

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SeaWolf @seawolf.fan

You should look up the speech Giuliani gave at the Four Seasons shortly after Trump lost the 2020 election.

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terifaarr.bsky.social @terifaarr.bsky.social

He probably had a snoot full

aug 31, 2025, 9:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Joe Daddy 🥑 @quetzalcoatl87.bsky.social

“Assisting”? Sounds he like he was the one providing the violence

aug 31, 2025, 10:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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~Art+Rage~ @artrage.bsky.social

my first thought!

aug 31, 2025, 9:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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BuffaloGal163 @buffalogal163.bsky.social

I had the same thought! So … that’s what the kids are calling it these days.

aug 31, 2025, 9:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lynn RPH @raindroprph.bsky.social

I snorted!

aug 31, 2025, 9:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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cdm-carol.bsky.social @cdm-carol.bsky.social

I think it might be code for “ I’m having an affair with a married woman and her husband is angry about it

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Ellie Jean @elliejean.bsky.social

Oohhh that actually makes sense!

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Stacy & Suki, the DEMOCAT! @stacyandsuki.bsky.social

Exactly!

aug 31, 2025, 8:25 pm • 56 0 • view
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Greta @gretamem.bsky.social

HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA

aug 31, 2025, 11:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chavocaliente👽🚬 @osopeludo1.bsky.social

Finally, some good news

aug 31, 2025, 11:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joe Horger @joehorger.bsky.social

If you read the police report, it sounds more like Giuliani asked his driver to slow down or stop so he could rubberneck at the police dealing with a domestic disturbance. Then he got rear-ended for stopping in the middle of the street like an idiot.

aug 31, 2025, 11:46 pm • 26 2 • view
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Diaspora2022 @diaspora2022.bsky.social

Except - WILD TWIST! - the 19 year old “domestic violence” victim is who REAR ENDED tooty!! Plus, there wasn’t any “police dealing”. Until tooty got rear ended 😏 El Em Ay Eff Oh Anyhoo, like all the kids are saying EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN

sep 1, 2025, 5:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Bill Virginia Beach @billvabeach.bsky.social

Will the Gov of NH that filibustered the once in a generation gun safety bill that could have prevented the MN massacre and so many others, going to cover up Rudy's blood alcohol level?

aug 31, 2025, 9:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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jaytski.bsky.social @jaytski.bsky.social

Taking bets: when the full story unfolds, it will turn out Uncle Creepy was actually soliciting when he was rear ended.

sep 1, 2025, 3:29 am • 7 0 • view
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Paul @inthe206.bsky.social

Call bullshit His history with transparency and just being an asshat says it all

aug 31, 2025, 8:21 pm • 13 1 • view
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idgee.bsky.social @idgee.bsky.social

Teddy Pendergrass had a little situation like that.

sep 1, 2025, 1:14 am • 2 0 • view
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Olufsen 🦋🩵 @as0cialbuttrfly.bsky.social

Only some will get this lmao

sep 1, 2025, 1:42 am • 2 0 • view
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idgee.bsky.social @idgee.bsky.social

Right? 🤣

sep 1, 2025, 1:45 am • 2 0 • view
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David G. Ochoa @censoredwashere.bsky.social

Uh huh

sep 1, 2025, 5:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Angela 🇨🇦 Nasty Canadian @maryangelafitz.bsky.social

How does one recover “tremendously”? Also, something ‘s fishy.

aug 31, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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KurtRexCooper @kurtrexcooper.bsky.social

I thought Mercedes made one the safest cars on the road…

sep 1, 2025, 4:59 am • 0 0 • view
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iamfatliketrump.bsky.social @iamfatliketrump.bsky.social

Who gives a shit what happened to him!

sep 1, 2025, 1:08 am • 1 0 • view
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billstir.bsky.social @billstir.bsky.social

Oh, so he was stopped on the traveled part of the highway?

sep 1, 2025, 1:55 am • 1 0 • view
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Avery Farman @averyfarman.bsky.social

That's NOT what they said. Pretty clear that the second paragraph of the only authorized statement provided by Giuliani indicates that the crash occurred later. The first paragraph of that statement had nothing to do with the second paragraph, and the whole point of including it was... well, this.

aug 31, 2025, 11:38 pm • 3 0 • view
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Avery Farman @averyfarman.bsky.social

So, the statement by the NH cops paints a slightly different picture, and a less misleading one. Basically, Giuliani was in a car driven by someone named Goodman - after calling the cops on a domestic disturbance, they got rear-ended by some kid and both Goodman & Giuliani were injured.

sep 1, 2025, 12:04 am • 1 0 • view
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futurballa @futurballa.bsky.social

I’ll take things that never happened for 500, Alex.

aug 31, 2025, 11:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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CJOB @patriarchysux.bsky.social

And you believed them?

aug 31, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mark M. Farinella @hawkmano.bsky.social

Bullshit

sep 1, 2025, 6:47 am • 0 0 • view
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Driver9 @driver9.bsky.social

I wonder how much younger than the legal age of consent this "domestic violence victim" is.

aug 31, 2025, 8:59 pm • 4 0 • view
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DOMINUS @redrsx.bsky.social

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Gifted Prude @giftedprude.bsky.social

😂

sep 1, 2025, 4:25 am • 1 0 • view
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My 2 Cents @provokediscussion.bsky.social

More plausible: escaping after being caught peeping in some girl's bedroom window, while drunk.

aug 31, 2025, 11:08 pm • 5 0 • view
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Colleen @wildplumbay.bsky.social

Sure…

sep 1, 2025, 12:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Poisonedwatermakesmecry @smilingdeb.bsky.social

That’s way too late for him to be out. Dinner at 4pm, in bed by 7pm for his age.

sep 1, 2025, 1:03 am • 2 0 • view
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Vexer Wills @vexerwills.bsky.social

Sure.

sep 1, 2025, 3:05 am • 0 0 • view
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wortron.bsky.social @wortron.bsky.social

sus

aug 31, 2025, 8:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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Heidi von Schreiner @heidivs.bsky.social

Come ON Forbes - be better. This headline is ridiculous- the state police’s own report that’s readily available says clearly Rudy was a passenger on the opposite side of the throughway from the DV victim when he crashed. His driver was probably rubber necking

sep 1, 2025, 4:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Thegrumpybluedot @grumpybluedot.bsky.social

What a turd of a human being. This asshole used to be beloved and degenerated into a lie spewing clown prop for the new fascism. Hope his four seasons total landscaping insurance kicks him to the curb. Total waste of skin.

sep 1, 2025, 3:09 am • 0 0 • view
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SilverSurfer @silversurferlv.bsky.social

That’s part of the beauty of where we’re at. Most of these fucks are on death’s doorstep.

aug 31, 2025, 10:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Le Petite Résistance @jjo14.bsky.social

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lisawp.bsky.social @lisawp.bsky.social

Story not sus at all 👀

aug 31, 2025, 9:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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Don't Ask, Won't Tell @melissawoodruff.bsky.social

Forbes is now Mad MAGAzine.

sep 1, 2025, 4:49 am • 3 0 • view
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Listen Occasionally, you might learn something... @lotainslotaouts.bsky.social

Forbes always willing to carry water for fascists

aug 31, 2025, 8:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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Duro Wolff ☥ ⚒ @durowolff.bsky.social

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jimkline.bsky.social @jimkline.bsky.social

I seriously doubt that

sep 1, 2025, 12:44 am • 0 0 • view
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Jadedreviewer🍉 @jadedreviewer.bsky.social

Is there any proof of this alleged great selfless act by a self centered corrupt man? Asking for a friend

sep 1, 2025, 4:19 am • 0 0 • view
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JaxBBax @jaxbbax.bsky.social

Was her head in his lap?

aug 31, 2025, 9:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Granted @edgrantworks.bsky.social

No, that’s not what he said.

aug 31, 2025, 10:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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🇺🇸ExPat🇨🇦🟧 @ex-pat.bsky.social

#DUI

sep 1, 2025, 12:39 am • 0 0 • view
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poolside424.bsky.social @poolside424.bsky.social

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aug 31, 2025, 8:22 pm • 14 0 • view
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zuke-1.bsky.social @zuke-1.bsky.social

Or....not.

sep 1, 2025, 3:41 am • 1 0 • view
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JustCallMeMike @justcallmemike178.bsky.social

Once an ambulance chaser, always an ambulance chase

sep 1, 2025, 1:28 am • 1 0 • view
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Derek Smalls’ Moustache @smallsmoustache.bsky.social

“Assisting”

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Norrth @norrthpier.bsky.social

OK. I am not alone. Time will tell.

sep 1, 2025, 2:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Shablo Pleye @shablopligh.bsky.social

The Forbes article says Giuliani car was hit while he was waiting for the cops, but the statement from his spokesperson is that it happened after the cops arrived and he left the scene

aug 31, 2025, 8:57 pm • 88 6 • view
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Avery Farman @averyfarman.bsky.social

This, exactly. And as that was the only "authorized statement" provided, apparently Forbes either flunked reading comprehension or they have a different statement from a different source.

aug 31, 2025, 11:39 pm • 4 1 • view
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seamiracles.bsky.social @seamiracles.bsky.social

I cant believe he would get details wrong...like booking the Four Seasons for a press conference

sep 1, 2025, 4:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Devin Nunes is very grateful Trump saved college football @da-zin-guy.bsky.social

the Forbes social media intern got it wrong but in fairness they had some bubble gum stuck in their hair and that peanut butter thing is trickier than it sounds.

aug 31, 2025, 10:20 pm • 4 0 • view
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AdkRaine @adkraine.bsky.social

Oh, yeah, there’s gonna be a lotta spin on this story. BAL, anybody?

sep 1, 2025, 1:56 am • 1 0 • view
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myhappyapocalypse.bsky.social @myhappyapocalypse.bsky.social

Bingo. My point,too

aug 31, 2025, 10:50 pm • 12 0 • view
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risklady.bsky.social @risklady.bsky.social

🤣

aug 31, 2025, 9:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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RobbDogg @robbdogg.bsky.social

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Mark Siegel @mdsiegel.bsky.social

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Graeme Zielinski @gjzielinski.bsky.social

He was procuring a teenager.

sep 1, 2025, 4:41 am • 3 0 • view
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luckiiyu7.bsky.social @luckiiyu7.bsky.social

He wasn’t assisting a DV victim!! stop LYING!! JFC! Nobody believes that BS!

aug 31, 2025, 11:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jac ✨🧜‍♀️ @mirrorthestars.bsky.social

Somehow I missed this. Is he dead?

sep 1, 2025, 6:40 am • 1 0 • view
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NO DISASSEMBLE @isthisrob.bsky.social

Sure he was.

aug 31, 2025, 9:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sprout @allenbussell.bsky.social

Yep. Sure.

sep 1, 2025, 12:52 am • 1 0 • view
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Steve Gray @stevegartist.bsky.social

Were his trousers on?

aug 31, 2025, 11:03 pm • 2 0 • view
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71saj.bsky.social @71saj.bsky.social

Now tell the real story

aug 31, 2025, 11:51 pm • 4 0 • view
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Nancy B 💙🐱🐶📚💀 @extremebeautylv.bsky.social

They’ll never tell the real story

sep 1, 2025, 4:36 am • 0 0 • view
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aldo @annoyed-aldo.bsky.social

Was/is it Melania?!

sep 1, 2025, 2:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Rainwalker @rainwalkerak.bsky.social

That’s not what the cops said…

sep 1, 2025, 1:57 am • 1 0 • view
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Cat'n Lu 🐶 @catzfood.bsky.social

No, he wasn't. Read the report.

aug 31, 2025, 11:02 pm • 4 0 • view
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4Lizx❤️🏳️‍⚧️🦋🍀🍄🌻🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🕊️ @4lizx.bsky.social

🤯

sep 1, 2025, 1:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Tom & Jerry @kj311.bsky.social

He was running from her husband.

aug 31, 2025, 8:22 pm • 45 2 • view
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NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social

He was running from her father.

aug 31, 2025, 11:34 pm • 34 1 • view
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Κνωσός @minoan-descendant.bsky.social

He was running from her pimp.

sep 1, 2025, 12:21 am • 23 1 • view
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NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social

Who was also her husband, and her father. 😄

sep 1, 2025, 2:01 am • 15 0 • view
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Κνωσός @minoan-descendant.bsky.social

Very likely. I wouldn’t put the pimp-daddy-husband kink past old Rudy.

sep 1, 2025, 2:20 am • 7 0 • view
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youngcrone.bsky.social @youngcrone.bsky.social

Sure he was.

aug 31, 2025, 9:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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Just John @johnjxwebb.bsky.social

The fuck he was

aug 31, 2025, 9:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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guthealth2026.bsky.social @guthealth2026.bsky.social

'America's Mayor' will sue someone, just wait. He knows Trump's playbook very well.

aug 31, 2025, 11:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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legaljustice.bsky.social @legaljustice.bsky.social

hmmmm?

aug 31, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cedric @cedriclvs.bsky.social

Man, he has good PR people

aug 31, 2025, 11:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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stiggs1.bsky.social @stiggs1.bsky.social

Only person I'd trust less than Giuliani is his spokesperson

aug 31, 2025, 8:20 pm • 136 4 • view
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Rick @sfrick.bsky.social

And Rudy's former boss.

sep 1, 2025, 2:00 am • 10 0 • view
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Beef Supreme, Truth Gladiator @chaostosurreal.bsky.social

Was she 15 like the girl he was on a bed unzipping for in Borat?

aug 31, 2025, 9:11 pm • 3 0 • view
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NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social

Maria Bakalova was 24 years old in that scene. They all just told Rudy she was 15 so he'd unzip his pants for her. 😄

aug 31, 2025, 11:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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Beef Supreme, Truth Gladiator @chaostosurreal.bsky.social

I know. Doesn't matter

sep 1, 2025, 12:09 am • 2 0 • view
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NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social

The fact he fully believed her to be underage is the important part.

sep 1, 2025, 12:11 am • 2 0 • view
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pluglife.bsky.social @pluglife.bsky.social

Literally couldn’t believe this less.

sep 1, 2025, 4:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Storm @storm1119.bsky.social

Sure that’s totally believable for this 81-year old.

sep 1, 2025, 3:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Cankles McTaco Tits @superiormaga.bsky.social

Boomers seriously need to get out of office. They’re decrepit and dying. Go enjoy life and the money you grifted

sep 1, 2025, 5:59 am • 0 0 • view
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isogsargent.bsky.social @isogsargent.bsky.social

Sure he was

aug 31, 2025, 8:22 pm • 10 0 • view
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AnonSnark @anonsnark.com

so a superhero then. people are crazy

aug 31, 2025, 8:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Reclamation @cinnamonalice.bsky.social

That's not what was said. The statement plainly said that when he was on the road again after assisting a domestic violence victim, the accident occurred. It's written down for you and you can't get it right.

aug 31, 2025, 9:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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JstReveln @jstrevelin.bsky.social

Sounds like Rudy tried to skip out on his hooker bill, and her pimp wasn't having it

sep 1, 2025, 3:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Olufsen 🦋🩵 @as0cialbuttrfly.bsky.social

An 81 year old assisting with a dv situation O K

sep 1, 2025, 1:42 am • 1 0 • view
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CHERRY-GO-ROUND @cherry-go-round.bsky.social

sus

aug 31, 2025, 8:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cole @cohenstuarta.bsky.social

Goddamn fucking moron receiving his comeuppance

sep 1, 2025, 1:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Neat, no ICE @m1garandalf.bsky.social

Assisting, as in like he almost did to borat's daughter?

sep 1, 2025, 3:24 am • 0 0 • view
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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social

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chalethigh.bsky.social @chalethigh.bsky.social

We hope Rudy recovers quickly. No one should be injured in this way - especially doing a good deed. God bless him.

aug 31, 2025, 9:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Eric Richards @ericrichards.bsky.social

He was trying to hire a hooker in other words.

aug 31, 2025, 8:56 pm • 4 0 • view
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hillary21.bsky.social @hillary21.bsky.social

Oh bullshit

aug 31, 2025, 8:29 pm • 7 0 • view
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312cans.bsky.social @312cans.bsky.social

I'll take 'Things That Didn't Happen' for 1 million, Forbes.

sep 1, 2025, 2:17 am • 12 0 • view
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Analoren @analoren.bsky.social

$10 says she's a sex worker. Sucks she had to get into his car

sep 1, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
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luluhc4.bsky.social @luluhc4.bsky.social

He is full of it!

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LDatt @lyndatt.bsky.social

Uh sure he was..😂

aug 31, 2025, 8:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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Martin @clarinettist.bsky.social

Oh yeah the former mayor of NYC that cleaned up the sleaze and three strikes policy. … so he could keep all the sleaze in his own pants… Corruption and deception. Now the reality… SAD HUMAN BEING 🤨

sep 1, 2025, 2:13 am • 2 0 • view
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@DrKen10 @ken10phd.bsky.social

New Hampshire…

sep 1, 2025, 12:09 am • 0 0 • view
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maiziemom.bsky.social @maiziemom.bsky.social

Nope

sep 1, 2025, 3:56 am • 0 0 • view
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nilesdoglover.bsky.social @nilesdoglover.bsky.social

Nothing will redeem you.

sep 1, 2025, 3:21 am • 0 0 • view
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mellow-lark.bsky.social @mellow-lark.bsky.social

Two other reports. One said he stopped earlier for an unrelated domestic violence incident. The other said the police were stopped for a domestic violence issue on the other side of the highway when they saw the crash.

sep 1, 2025, 12:37 am • 2 0 • view
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reneedodson.bsky.social @reneedodson.bsky.social

Thoughts, no prayers

aug 31, 2025, 9:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Guintiger @guintiger.bsky.social

How much do you want to bet that the "domestic violence victim" was a prostitute? Place your bets now.

aug 31, 2025, 10:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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mistydog.bsky.social @mistydog.bsky.social

And where were his hands?

sep 1, 2025, 3:04 am • 1 0 • view
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Skilly @sisterresistor.bsky.social

Yeah, and I’m Wonder Woman. I will use my ‘lasso of truth’ and find what really happened.

sep 1, 2025, 1:58 am • 7 0 • view
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Barbarella25 @barbarella25.bsky.social

He was preventing a car jacking.

sep 1, 2025, 1:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘 @flowers4melanie.bsky.social

[*chortles*]

sep 1, 2025, 6:53 am • 0 0 • view