I'm Charlie Kirk and I approve this message.

What? Too soon?

My joke when my partner told me he'd been shot (I'd already heard) was "But I heard the guy was aiming for someone on the completely other end of the venue, but Kirk's head is just so damn big..." she shot right back with "not anymore it's not" & this is why we've been together over a decade...

Charlie would have been safe if not for the gravitational pull of his massive fucking head

His face had already crossed the event horizon and disappearing from view…