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Mr. Chimpanzy

@cyanescens.bsky.social

I like talking about things that start with “p” like politics (pragmatic progressive), psychedelics, psychoanalysis, philosophy, Portland, the Pacific Northwest & “m”—music, mushrooms. Parent of 2 teens. Daimista (IYKYK).

created September 20, 2023

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Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social)

About to do 4 days, 3 nights backpacking in Gifford Pinchot National Forest, around Mt. Margaret north of Mt. St. Helen’s. So Trump needs to make it through to Thursday evening. All I ask

1/9/2025, 5:23:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Such a sick move. Kids today have no idea

1/9/2025, 3:35:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unless it’s something even better But if he dies in his sleep? Nope. On the crapper.

1/9/2025, 6:37:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And this she posted fall of her sophomore year. She was wanting to finish recording a new one by the end of summer but that didn’t happen. Not sure where she is on the new one soundcloud.com/dr-bjb/sets/...

1/9/2025, 12:16:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She just started senior yr high school. Played bass since ‘18. During Covid online school she was bored, started making music videos & over time has focused more on music. She posted this the night before starting high school drbjbpoggersandthewoodlandappreciators.bandcamp.com/album/addict...

1/9/2025, 12:14:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My daughter has probably already heard a lot of it, she’s consumed vast amounts of music. Her brother less so, but he’s gotten really into playing drums recently & likes punk & emo so who knows? My daughter is an aspiring musician. She’s been making her own music since 2020.

1/9/2025, 12:06:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Riffing on “my haters become my waiters when I’m dining at the table of success” which was said by, among others, Eric Adams, the mayor of New York

31/8/2025, 11:56:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I see stuff like that I always remind myself that Doomers become your groomers when you’re getting your hair & nails done at the salon of success!

31/8/2025, 5:33:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That “Wall of Sound” thing he came up with is pretty cool, wonder whatever happened to that guy?

31/8/2025, 4:38:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh that was you who made that set? I remember reading about this, I’m sure in Simon Reynolds &/or Matt Woebot’s blogs, being very intrigued but not getting hold of a copy. Now I’ll bet my 17 year old & possibly 15 year old would be interested in it.

31/8/2025, 4:06:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Still fucking huuuuige

31/8/2025, 4:35:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Derek Beres (@derekberes.bsky.social) reposted

This administration is a disease. www.opb.org/article/2025...

30/8/2025, 8:43:02 PM | 28 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social)

youtu.be/G8qhrURrQbI?...

30/8/2025, 9:46:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/G8qhrURrQbI?...

30/8/2025, 9:45:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social)

This inspired me to make this album cover youtu.be/G8qhrURrQbI?...

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30/8/2025, 9:45:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social)

I’m torn between this and wanting to see him give a totally coherent interview where he says it’s time to release the Epstein files

30/8/2025, 6:06:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kashmiri chili? How hot is that?

30/8/2025, 5:59:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social)

100%. Been thinking this for awhile now

30/8/2025, 4:35:27 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Biden outlives Trump I am going to laugh soooooo hard!

30/8/2025, 4:29:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll second the Steven Miller nomination

29/8/2025, 11:44:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

If there’s a way for them to punt it back to the lower courts for a couple years, but let him keep collecting the tariffs in the meantime, they’ll probably do that is my guess

29/8/2025, 11:40:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe that means I want it to be fun? I can live with that. I’m not normally like this but he’s just done too much vile shit & I want a little catharsis

29/8/2025, 11:33:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, during one of his press conferences, and he makes a ridiculous face and noise as he croaks so that he goes out in a maximally embarrassing way.

29/8/2025, 11:32:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol what an idiotic thing to say jfc

29/8/2025, 11:12:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you go looking in the coast range this time of year? I’ve randomly found chanterelles there on a few hikes but never seen them in the Cascades until later

29/8/2025, 11:05:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social)

As I understand it, the most important support work on a wildfire site is clearing vegetation and digging trenches to create a fire line. This is what the person I knew who ran support crews told me. Pretty essential work!

29/8/2025, 9:18:25 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

It’ll be less disruptive than it would have been 6 months ago & more likely GOP gets blamed for any additional disruptions.

29/8/2025, 3:22:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m going w/mostly pro. Standard caveats others have made re: deciding on messaging & conditions for ending it, but I think at this point it improves Dem base morale, puts GOP on notice—as w/Newsom redistricting—that Dems are done playing nice. And with all the chaos, firing & funding cuts already

29/8/2025, 3:22:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you have a podtatocast yet? Gotta do a podtatocast

29/8/2025, 2:56:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember any of those towns names? I grew up in the 4 corners, NM quadrant.

29/8/2025, 2:48:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Whereabouts?

29/8/2025, 2:47:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

They need to bathe the mitochondria in beef tallow to restore proper functioning. That or Ivermectin will usually get those little guys (kids & mitochondria) up & running smoothly again

29/8/2025, 2:31:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mave (@mave.bsky.social) reposted

[unexpected theremin interlude]

28/8/2025, 10:50:46 PM | 125 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thomas A. Nguyen DO (@tom.medsky.social) reposted

In honor of sandwich guy getting out of his legal pickle, here is the original video synced with Freedom - George Michael 1990.

27/8/2025, 2:34:29 PM | 8327 2415 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Who can forget learning about Adlai Stevenson leading the Montgomery bus boycott? JFK’s “I Have a Dream” speech? Or more recently, when Tip O’Neill was staging Act Up “Die Ins” to fight HIV/AIDS & homophobia in the ‘80s? We’re really helpless without our elected leaders so this is so disappointing

29/8/2025, 12:30:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ☀️ Starshine (@starshine.bsky.social) reposted

Man i am so khan pilled

29/8/2025, 4:11:40 AM | 285 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Third Thoughts 🏳️‍🌈 (@thirdthoughts.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Welcome to 2025 where I, a fairly milquetoast liberal, am blocking NYTimes reporters for their regularly horrendous takes.

29/8/2025, 3:28:57 AM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Can I rip off Wordle too? That (and Bouie) are the only things I miss

29/8/2025, 5:29:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe there were only a dozen who gave a straightforward “no” answer when asked if Trump can put active duty troops on patrol in blue states whenever he feels like it. The ones who hemmed and hawed and said well it depends on the details got to stay for now, but they’ve been warned

29/8/2025, 5:08:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Honorable mentions: The goat stew I was served in the peace corps that had a chunk of skin with the hair still on it. Opium poppy tea. Truly vile tasting, usually causes vomiting, gets you crazy high. People complain about the taste & emetic properties of Ayahuasca but it’s nothing in comparison

29/8/2025, 3:37:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

In college very, very drunk from a collection of fortified wines purchased “ironically” (Thunderbird, Night Train, etc), decided they were too nasty on their own & needed a mixer. All that was in the fridge was a bottle of Prego tomato sauce. Eh, that’s basically a Bloody Mary right? Wrong.

29/8/2025, 3:28:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

The book on Heidegger? If so, yes, it is quite good and it sucks that Heidegger was such an awful, awful person because I think a lot of his philosophy (to the extent I can get it) was really brilliant. I think his arguments about embodiment are really strong.

29/8/2025, 3:16:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Strong support for this proposal!

29/8/2025, 3:07:56 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t believe the zoomers brought back Nü Mismatism man. Blud Cöin was a decent album for that genre though

29/8/2025, 3:04:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Here, have a bucket of black market Xanax, it’ll help you calm down:

Three orange 5 gallon buckets filled with small white pills. The photo was from a police press release where they stated that the buckets contained counterfeit Xanax pills
29/8/2025, 2:55:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a lovely tale! Thanks for sharing!

29/8/2025, 12:55:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn that’s quite a photo they went with!

28/8/2025, 11:03:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social)

Oh man, now I’m really wondering if this could’ve been the guy I knew (or one of the crews he put together). Anyone seen where the names of who ICE picked up has been published?

28/8/2025, 11:02:25 PM | 15 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Constitutional protections for the minority who choose to live in dying rural areas of course, but no weighing the scales in their favor. Alas, hard to see us having the opportunity to make those changes without a lot of suffering & harm first.

28/8/2025, 10:59:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

In a proper democracy where the senate & electoral college weren’t features of the constitutional system giving rural areas far more power per capita than cities & suburbs these problems would largely take care of themselves. The majority would decide policy & resource distribution.

28/8/2025, 10:59:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t totally disavow my liberal tendencies to be empathetic & look for common humanity, but I think that friend was right: A lot of rural America is actually profoundly toxic & will deeply damage your soul or even kill you if you don’t fully fit in with their curdled, xenophobic culture.

28/8/2025, 9:57:18 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two years ago met up with a high school friend I hadn’t seen in about 30 years. He filled me in on all the mutual acquaintances who’d died of substance abuse, ended up in prison or on the streets. He was unequivocal: it was a shithole that wrecked the lives of a lot of the people who grew up there

28/8/2025, 9:57:18 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

I grew up in a town of 5000 3.5 hours drive from the nearest “big” city. I got the hell out the 1st chance I had & never looked back. For a long time I tried to be nuanced about how I thought about the place & why it was the way it was…I’d lost touch with everyone I knew from there, family had left…

28/8/2025, 9:57:18 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Portland Mercury (@portlandmercury.com) reposted

If he were still alive, the King Bee of Portland punk, Fred Cole—leader of bands including Dead Moon, Lollipop Shoppe, Pierced Arrows, The (Range) Rats, The Weeds, and Zipper—would be turning 77 today! Happy birthday Fred, we miss you 🌙⁠ ⁠ Insight from the Junkstore Cowboy herself—Toody Cole—below👇

28/8/2025, 6:20:08 PM | 23 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

If you saw the Seinfeld where George realizes he can (kind of) eat a sandwich and have sex at the same time, it’s pretty much like that in Oregon

28/8/2025, 8:45:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

See this is another reason to switch to vote by mail

28/8/2025, 8:37:31 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social)

Totally seriously think that there’s decent odds in a decade or so I’ll be able to say “watched ______ (name my now famous daughter performs under) learn to play music and heard the first song she ever wrote & recorded, with GarageBand on my iPad”

28/8/2025, 5:59:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social)

I don’t actually care much for either band, but saw the Counting Crows open for the Cranberries for $5 at a time ~1000 capacity venue my first weekend at college. Counting Crows 1st album came out around a week later & Zombie was just starting to climb the charts.

28/8/2025, 5:54:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bitch Hoggle (@bitchhoggle.bsky.social) reposted

I once saw a grown man shit his pants at a Motley Crue concert.

28/8/2025, 5:37:05 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Williams (@geoliminal.bsky.social) reposted

precipitated the riot that destroyed the Théâtre des Champs-Élysées during the very first performance of Stravinsky's "Le Sacre du printemps"

28/8/2025, 5:37:05 PM | 18 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congratulations! Fucking Stravinsky right?

28/8/2025, 5:49:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice. Scrolling through the quotes before adding my own and this is the only one I’m jealous of so far. I only made it to the PNW in ‘93 so missed Intl Pop Underground but would go on to see a lot of great stuff in Olympia over the years

28/8/2025, 5:48:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Also worked in LA with his fiancée & rumored murderer. She could be a little annoying but I don’t think she killed him.

28/8/2025, 5:44:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Saw Smith do an in-store show for probably around 30-40 people in the late ‘90s, but having been a young person in Portland in the ‘90s I probably missed dozens of even more flex-worthy shows of his. Saw his earlier band, Heatmiser, playing smaller clubs a few times.

28/8/2025, 5:44:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Think this is more or less the situation in a lot of sub-Saharan kleptocracies where the ruler has an ethnic/tribal base and then buys loyalty by allowing elites and security forces to enrich themselves through corruption.

28/8/2025, 4:58:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social)

Hell yeah

28/8/2025, 4:48:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re in New Mexico right? It’s late summer, roast some green chilies! Or dry a bunch of ripe ones and make a nice ristro Alternately wandering aimlessly in the hills behind my house is how I passed a lot of slow summer days in childhood. Hope that’s still a thing a kid can do there.

28/8/2025, 4:46:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Oregon voted by just shy of 70% in 1998 to go to exclusively vote by mail and it’s worked great. It would probably be approved by about the same margin if put to a vote again & every single person voting against it would be an Eastern Oregonian who wants to secede and join Idaho anyways.

28/8/2025, 4:28:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Here in Oregon we voted in 1998 by 69.4% to move to exclusive vote by mail. It is extremely popular here. 7 other states have since moved to do the same. It works really well. Trading it away is not something any Democrat should be willing to countenance.

28/8/2025, 4:18:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Oregon has been exclusively vote by mail for coming up on 30 years. I genuinely think that a concerted effort by the federal government to take it from us is a sign to start making serious secession plans.

28/8/2025, 4:11:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture olive consumer (@machete.gay) reposted reply parent

This is, to me, the pure, base essence of tikkun olam. That work of betterment is the great work of our age as it has been for all ages. It is what ensures the existence of the future.

28/8/2025, 3:01:24 PM | 49 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture olive consumer (@machete.gay) reposted reply parent

It is not something that can be conquered nor a problem to be solved. Society as a collective project is endless maintenance of a vast engine that, left to its own devices, will tear itself apart under its own forces and is beset by an adversary that lurks in the hearts of all men.

28/8/2025, 3:00:01 PM | 70 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture olive consumer (@machete.gay) reposted

Over the last year or so, I have become utterly convinced that the greatest evils of our time are the great evil that has haunted civilization since its inception, made unique solely by the conditions and resources of the age. This evil has been with us since the time of Jericho and Çatalhöyük.

28/8/2025, 2:58:16 PM | 64 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a shitshow! Luckily there’s been moves in a number of cities to create dedicated mental health crisis response teams staffed mainly by clinicians.

28/8/2025, 3:35:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

As the parent of a teen boy, this stuff is one of my worst nightmares. Luckily my kid seems pretty well adjusted but it’s tough parenting in the internet age

28/8/2025, 3:23:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, wasn’t hard to look it up. Definitely has a similar vibe as these more recent ones. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dneprop...

28/8/2025, 3:21:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

I was reading about them on a forum not too long after they’d been convicted, someone posted a link to one of the video & like a fucking idiot I clicked on the link. Absolutely vile. One of the 2 or 3 worst things I’ve ever seen

28/8/2025, 3:13:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Does this have anything to do with the Ukrainian teens who went on a murdering spree like over a decade ago where they’d film the murders and go to their victims funerals & surreptitiously take selfies flipping off the casket & shit?

28/8/2025, 3:11:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay I totally misunderstood the question lol

28/8/2025, 3:06:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social)

Not looking at the answer yet, going to guess 90%

28/8/2025, 3:04:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reposted

Just saw this. Was wondering why this guy who camped out literally across the street from my office hadn’t been around but all his stuff was still there. I didn’t ever actually interact with him but still seeing this is breaking my heart.

A poster on a telephone pole in Northwest Portland that reads: YOUR NEIGHBOR WAS ABDUCTED BY I.C.E. At 7:30 AM Saturday Morning 8/23/25 an elderly Japanese American man named Hiro was violently abducted by masked ICE bounty hunters on the corner of NW Northrup and 21st Ave according to multiple witness accounts. Hiro (Hiroh or Iroh) is homeless, elderly, and has mental illness. He is at extreme risk for mistreatment in ICE custody. Those who know him, know he is a kind, respectful man who never asked for money, only for food and water. We need more information about him (full name, date of birth, or friend/family contact). If you know any information please call the hotline below. ICE VEHICLES Tan, Dodge, Grand Caravan, tinted windows. OR plates 929 HNC +ICE had a black sedan parked nearby. Report ICE activity to the Portland Immigrant Rights Hotline 1-888-622-1510 They can help get legal counsel to the arrested persons if provided their name, date of birth, and county of origin. Spread information, not panic. Be prepared, not afraid. You are not alone.
27/8/2025, 8:06:10 PM | 42 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social)

Odious piece of shit to block alert.

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28/8/2025, 6:06:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sky Marchini (@sky.skymarchini.net) reposted

the detained firemen contribute more to the US than these ICE fucks ever will in their life

28/8/2025, 4:53:54 AM | 124 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Accursed Share Syndrome

28/8/2025, 5:29:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social)

Jesus…had a patient pre-Covid who’d started one of these contract firefighting companies, employed a lot of his family, dad, brother, cousins. All Mexican nationals who’d been here since childhood. Often thought of him lately. This could’ve been his crew. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

28/8/2025, 4:12:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus man…I had a patient pre-Covid who had started one of these contract firefighting businesses, employed a lot of his family, dad, brother, cousins. All were Mexican nationals who’d been here since childhood. Have often thought of him since January. This could’ve been one of his crews.

28/8/2025, 4:09:10 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. Totally absurd. Americans need to get out of the US more (and not just to Western Europe or White Lotus-y resorts elsewhere)

28/8/2025, 2:59:28 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh we’re not in the top 20, maybe not top 50 most fucked-up places on Earth. You need to get out more! Prior to January there’s countries that I think 90% of the population would have immigrated here immediately if we’d let them. Now it would only be like 50% that would chance it with ICE.

28/8/2025, 2:57:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah South Africa is a good example and Brazil? One of the people who led the movement that restored their democracy in the 1980s was a young guy by the name of Lula. What a charismatic guy! Wonder what he’s been up to since then? youtu.be/A5JaQuVOx9Y?...

28/8/2025, 2:50:14 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Prior to 2024 the EU nation with universal healthcare likely wouldn’t let you in, was probably more overtly racist & unwelcoming than the US, wasn’t going to just let you get a loan & start up a business & offered no path to citizenship even to your kids born there.

28/8/2025, 2:31:01 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. We remain an incredibly vibrant & culturally powerful nation & unlike the typical American Bluesky user, the comparison a lot of foreigners are making isn’t between the US & an EU member social democracy, it’s between the US & the military junta ruling Mali or Thailand.

28/8/2025, 2:31:01 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Chile? Portugal? Spain? I don’t buy this poli sci prof’s thesis

28/8/2025, 2:01:01 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Plenty of immigrants who still saw this as a land of opportunity until very recently. Bad as things may have been, living under, say, the 43 year rule of Paul Biya in a country regularly ranked most corrupt in the world (using Cameroon, the example I’m most familiar with) was far worse than Trump 1

28/8/2025, 1:59:23 AM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah that fire wasn’t at (or just at) the edges where city meets country, it was right in the heart of the city. I used to work over there and was shocked seeing what neighborhoods the fire hit

27/8/2025, 11:55:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nolan Zugernat (@zugernat.bsky.social) reposted

We can’t do jack shit about children bring slaughtered but if Big Balls gets roughed up we will send in the National Guard

27/8/2025, 9:33:24 PM | 33 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, how would anyone verify it anyways? Want a Covid vaccine? Boom! You’re a former smoker. Problem solved.

27/8/2025, 9:52:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve watched a lot of ICE abduction videos and usually feel mostly enraged. Having this happen right where I work, to someone I passed by most weekdays has me feeling just incredibly sad, choking back tears writing this.

27/8/2025, 8:19:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social)

Since it looks like they’re finally starting to hit Portland proper:

IF YOU SEE ICE VERIFY THEIR IDENTITY AND PURPOSE • CONFIRMING WITH OTHERS OR BY LOOKING AT THEIR UNIFORM THAT WHAT YOU SEE IS ICE • CALL YOUR LOCAL RAPID RESPONSE NETWORK HOTLINE AND REPORT WHAT YOU SEE DOCUMENT • RECORD OR TAKE PHOTOS OF WHAT YOU ARE SEEING • MAKE NOTE OF THE TIME, DATE, AND THE EXACT LOCATION OF THE ENCOUNTER SPREAD AWARENESS ONCE YOU VERIFY THAT ICE IS THERE AND WHAT THEY ARE THERE FOR, YOU CAN SHARE THE INFORMATION ALONG WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE DOCUMENTED. PLEASE MAKE SURE TO ONLY SHARE VERIFIED INFORMATION. THIS ENSURES THAT WE DON'TER-ATE ANY UNNECESSARY STRESS, FEAR; OR ANXIETY. • @BARRIODRIVE VERSION 1.0 - 1/21/25
27/8/2025, 8:13:47 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social)

Just saw this. Was wondering why this guy who camped out literally across the street from my office hadn’t been around but all his stuff was still there. I didn’t ever actually interact with him but still seeing this is breaking my heart.

A poster on a telephone pole in Northwest Portland that reads: YOUR NEIGHBOR WAS ABDUCTED BY I.C.E. At 7:30 AM Saturday Morning 8/23/25 an elderly Japanese American man named Hiro was violently abducted by masked ICE bounty hunters on the corner of NW Northrup and 21st Ave according to multiple witness accounts. Hiro (Hiroh or Iroh) is homeless, elderly, and has mental illness. He is at extreme risk for mistreatment in ICE custody. Those who know him, know he is a kind, respectful man who never asked for money, only for food and water. We need more information about him (full name, date of birth, or friend/family contact). If you know any information please call the hotline below. ICE VEHICLES Tan, Dodge, Grand Caravan, tinted windows. OR plates 929 HNC +ICE had a black sedan parked nearby. Report ICE activity to the Portland Immigrant Rights Hotline 1-888-622-1510 They can help get legal counsel to the arrested persons if provided their name, date of birth, and county of origin. Spread information, not panic. Be prepared, not afraid. You are not alone.
27/8/2025, 8:06:10 PM | 42 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Chimpanzy (@cyanescens.bsky.social) reply parent

Was always nice to me. Gave me this Vodka Day poster when I told him I liked it. Get a laugh every time I look at this thing, aspirational advertising is so played out, Meili Vodka takes pride in their customer base of winos, vagrants and hobos

A poster with drawn pictures of two vagrant looking guys for Meili Vodka. It purports to be connected to a “National Vodka Day”
27/8/2025, 7:29:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view