BREAKING: Americans are in mourning as reports emerge that the President of the United States has tragically been found alive and well πππ
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He's not well. He never has been.
aug 31, 2025, 5:28 pm β’ 5 0 β’ view
Alive but not well ;)
aug 31, 2025, 5:15 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Well, alive anyway.
sep 3, 2025, 6:56 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
But with a "proof of life" recorded in July... So, there is still hope he was in fact deposed by God... Let's all hope and pray...! ππ
aug 31, 2025, 5:55 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Is "well" the word you were looking for?
aug 31, 2025, 10:24 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
ππππππππππ
sep 1, 2025, 1:57 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
I wouldn't say well based on the photos.
aug 31, 2025, 1:44 pm β’ 4 0 β’ view
we need a national day of not-mourning π’
aug 31, 2025, 1:43 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Oh well, party poppers bag in the box, bunting coming down. Boo!
aug 31, 2025, 2:28 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Itβs tragic but his lunatic second may well be worse.
aug 31, 2025, 1:50 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Not exactly well but sadly not unwell enough yet.
aug 31, 2025, 3:20 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Maybe alive but certainly not looking well.
aug 31, 2025, 4:39 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
The world is in mourning......except putin!
aug 31, 2025, 4:34 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Not just Americans. Nature needs to hurry the fuck up!
sep 1, 2025, 11:50 am β’ 1 0 β’ view
LOL
sep 1, 2025, 2:18 am β’ 0 0 β’ view
π
aug 31, 2025, 1:54 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Bugger
aug 31, 2025, 1:42 pm β’ 2 0 β’ view
Damn! Someone must have issued an amber/orange alert
aug 31, 2025, 7:23 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Every day I feel a sense of hopeβtoday could be the dayβ¦. βοΈπ»π€
sep 1, 2025, 1:17 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Terrible news
aug 31, 2025, 1:59 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Alive but not well.
aug 31, 2025, 3:42 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Alive but I doubt if he is well. If nothing else he is a sick Fokker.
aug 31, 2025, 1:44 pm β’ 9 0 β’ view
Youβre very slow with your βnewsβ
aug 31, 2025, 3:13 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
aug 31, 2025, 4:49 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
Alive - just. Well - no
aug 31, 2025, 2:57 pm β’ 1 0 β’ view
Damn!
aug 31, 2025, 8:24 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
What do you mean the Americans are in morning Americans created that mess Typical Americancentricity The rest of the world is in mourning as reports emerge that the convicted predator has tragically been found alive and well We do check in because we are busy trying to get our own lives done
aug 31, 2025, 3:44 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view
aug 31, 2025, 11:58 pm β’ 0 0 β’ view