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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social

you thought you were being fancy and unique by adding a vowel to that name but what you really did was name your kid ‘house’ in french

aug 6, 2025, 10:12 pm • 10 0

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hobbes>calvin @45382ud.bsky.social

In a previous role of mine, there were two kids in our early childhood education center named arson. One spelled liked the crime and one was spelled Arsynn.

aug 6, 2025, 10:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social

incredible, no notes

aug 6, 2025, 10:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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hobbes>calvin @45382ud.bsky.social

PS: there was also a Cactus and Shooter.

aug 6, 2025, 10:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social

my current fave of terrible names for children is Trigger

aug 6, 2025, 11:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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hobbes>calvin @45382ud.bsky.social

Yoinks!

aug 7, 2025, 12:54 am • 1 0 • view
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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social

i weep for Cactus

aug 6, 2025, 11:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pusheen Gun Kelly @howboutdemoshon.bsky.social

Counterpoint:

Hugh Laurie in a beret
aug 6, 2025, 10:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Beef Froning @beefhusker84.bsky.social

As a Weird Name Haver, I need more people to put some actual thought into what their child will go through as they get older. Now mine is a family name, so it's not quite the same, but the BULLSHIT I have to go through when I meet someone is annoying. Don't put your kids through that.

aug 6, 2025, 10:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social

yes exactly. many many many things to consider when naming a child that a lot of people never do.

aug 6, 2025, 10:28 pm • 1 0 • view