Rosalita Esperanza Beyoncé was ”allegedly” a “very good girl” who was “cooperative” and “pretty relaxed” according to “John” at Petco grooming today. You got played, “John” — if that is your real name.
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Working in the Petco groom shop was probably my favorite job. They pay sucked but... dogs!
jul 27, 2025, 12:57 am • 0 0 • view
Normally when I pick her up, the manager tells me “Rosie was screaming again.” Rosalita does, in fact, scream at the least convenient times and for no reason. She is very weird.
jul 27, 2025, 1:00 am • 3 0 • view
🤣 I'm sure her voice is beautiful. I would AWOOOO with her. My Eisbär usually uses his inside voice but sometimes I can coax him into a barking competition where we just bork our heads off for 5 minutes. Just to be silly.
jul 27, 2025, 1:49 am • 1 0 • view
Bathing this polar bear is such a chore. I would dedicate an entire day to these 2 great pyrenees at Petco. They looked amazing afterwards and a $100 tip made sure of that. I loved those dogs- they're why I got one.
jul 27, 2025, 1:51 am • 1 0 • view
Same. Our pyr will sing along to Celine Dion and Adele. Whenever my wife comes home from work it’s Lizzie’s time to shine and we often back her up.
jul 27, 2025, 4:39 am • 1 0 • view
#pyrgang lol
jul 27, 2025, 3:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Also, I tip very well because of that.
jul 27, 2025, 1:01 am • 4 0 • view
Perhaps, like me, "John" gives 5-star reviews to those he suspects typically receive less-than-stellar performance evaluations in the hopes that it might give them a little boost of confidence and something to aspire to. 😊
jul 27, 2025, 4:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Once got a “report card” from doggy daycare about our old lab/border collie saying similar but just casually throwing in “except for her eating another dogs poop.”
jul 27, 2025, 4:36 am • 1 0 • view
Giggle
jul 27, 2025, 1:14 am • 0 0 • view