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TBogg @tbogg.bsky.social

Meet your new U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia:

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aug 3, 2025, 1:26 am • 340 87

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ranjit52.bsky.social @ranjit52.bsky.social

😆😂🤣🤣🤣

aug 3, 2025, 10:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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RealtalkNelson @realtalknelson.bsky.social

Another disgusting moment in history

aug 3, 2025, 10:03 pm • 2 0 • view
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sanityrules.bsky.social @sanityrules.bsky.social

It will be interesting to see if she can stay sober on the job. She couldn’t at Fox News!

aug 4, 2025, 12:59 am • 0 0 • view
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ragedwolves.bsky.social @ragedwolves.bsky.social

Is she in labor or something?

aug 3, 2025, 7:16 am • 0 0 • view
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NuclearPower4All @nuclearpower4all.bsky.social

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aug 3, 2025, 8:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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1Feralfeminist @1feralfeminist.bsky.social

Another great job😡by the republican pedo protectors. Hire a drunken, lying sot. On brand.

aug 3, 2025, 2:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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phyllishistorian.bsky.social @phyllishistorian.bsky.social

Should we drink 🍷🍷 to her appointment?

aug 3, 2025, 11:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ms HummingWay @mshummingway.bsky.social

Cheers? 🍻 It's hard watching our country being shredded by Trump. I'm glad I don't drink. 😑

aug 3, 2025, 1:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Herne @herne.bsky.social

Is she drunk already?

aug 3, 2025, 8:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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kryptocow.bsky.social @kryptocow.bsky.social

Literal Skeksis are being hired by this orange Nazi regime.

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aug 3, 2025, 4:48 pm • 6 0 • view
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mzbindac.bsky.social @mzbindac.bsky.social

That's insulting to Skeksis

aug 4, 2025, 12:07 am • 3 0 • view
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Kimberly @kiralei65.bsky.social

America’s going to shit our justice department is it brown nosing ass licking Disgusting Evil Illegitimate Government

aug 3, 2025, 7:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kimberly @kiralei65.bsky.social

🤢🤢🤮

aug 3, 2025, 7:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Trixy @trixymoon.bsky.social

🤡

aug 3, 2025, 10:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tommy O'Malley 💙 @tommythepirate.bsky.social

Another drunk in government.

aug 3, 2025, 1:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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ernestleequild.bsky.social @ernestleequild.bsky.social

She will implode…

aug 4, 2025, 1:24 am • 0 0 • view
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True Blue @redhawksoaring1.bsky.social

The drunk is in the house

aug 3, 2025, 3:30 am • 1 0 • view
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ireidani.bsky.social @ireidani.bsky.social

Can we start hiring from a diverse pool of candidates again? Fox is getting stripped to the floorboards.

aug 3, 2025, 3:45 am • 7 0 • view
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Rebecca @rmack1945.bsky.social

YEA!! Another Fox drunk. Bend over and kiss your A$$ goodbye. FUBAR!

aug 3, 2025, 10:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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pbcf.bsky.social @pbcf.bsky.social

Christ. We have sunk so low. Really a shithole country.

aug 4, 2025, 12:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Darco @aldebaranzyzygy.bsky.social

The new DC Attorney is an asshole? look at those lips.

aug 3, 2025, 11:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeff Heisler @jrheisler.bsky.social

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aug 4, 2025, 12:24 am • 2 0 • view
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capecodluthier @capecodluthier.bsky.social

Can't wait to see the wine bill that the taxpayers will have to pay! Imagine how much she consumes on the taxpayers' dollar. It must be nice to have all your drinking habits paid for by the people of this country. Talk about an open bar!!

aug 3, 2025, 2:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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quesera2u.bsky.social @quesera2u.bsky.social

Another Trump Loyalist Unqualified

aug 3, 2025, 8:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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lloyd60.bsky.social @lloyd60.bsky.social

Does Vodka come with that?

aug 3, 2025, 8:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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scubapopeye.bsky.social @scubapopeye.bsky.social

So they hired Kegsbreaths drinking partner.

aug 3, 2025, 10:16 am • 13 0 • view
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Kevin☮️🌎☀️🌕🇺🇲🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱 @hamkold.bsky.social

Alternating happy hours at each other's place...

aug 3, 2025, 8:03 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mortimer Brewster @aware-citizen.bsky.social

she looks drunk as usual

aug 3, 2025, 10:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sue @sunnydayz1278.bsky.social

Crazy lying Drunk. 🤮

aug 3, 2025, 10:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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SheehanUnchained @sheehanunchained.bsky.social

Drunky McSouse... They're consistant...you've gotta give them that.

aug 3, 2025, 8:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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tatiana @tapiatanova.bsky.social

She probably promised him to bleach her hair, get Botox, and a boob job.

aug 3, 2025, 11:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Pete in CT @nolecat34.bsky.social

Before the wine…

aug 4, 2025, 1:53 am • 0 0 • view
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ลุง Paul @pspdiver.bsky.social

aug 3, 2025, 3:12 am • 3 0 • view
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ProViewer @proviewer.bsky.social

I’m glad she is in there. Trump could’ve picked someone competent AND evil.

aug 3, 2025, 3:28 am • 1 0 • view
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gibsongirlmo2of5.bsky.social @gibsongirlmo2of5.bsky.social

You’ve got something there. Stupid evil will be much easier to manage! 🤔🙄😏

aug 3, 2025, 3:32 am • 1 0 • view
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@DrKen10 @ken10phd.bsky.social

Absolute clown 🤡

aug 3, 2025, 10:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cassiopeia🇵🇹🇩🇪🇬🇧 @cassbo.bsky.social

aug 3, 2025, 11:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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nosefuratoo.bsky.social @nosefuratoo.bsky.social

She seems very fond of the sauce

aug 4, 2025, 1:37 am • 0 0 • view
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oraclebungee 💙🇺🇦🫘 🇬🇱 🐧 🌮 PROTEST WHERE YOU LIVE! @oraclebungee.bsky.social

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aug 4, 2025, 12:44 am • 0 0 • view
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agrabiz.bsky.social @agrabiz.bsky.social

f************ck

aug 4, 2025, 2:23 am • 0 0 • view
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demswakeup.bsky.social @demswakeup.bsky.social

Drunk Bitch

aug 3, 2025, 10:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Liūtas @lionoflithuania.bsky.social

Looks like Kamala after she had a few bottles of red.. 🤣

aug 4, 2025, 12:46 am • 0 0 • view
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norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social

Will the Spitting Image puppet be replaced by an actual person at any point?

aug 3, 2025, 1:31 am • 7 0 • view
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zombie rotten mcdonald @zombierotten.bsky.social

played by the ghost of Foster Brooks.

aug 3, 2025, 3:29 pm • 5 0 • view
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🔵Vincefil @vincefil.bsky.social

Time to invest in some local DC box wine distributors

aug 3, 2025, 1:34 am • 8 0 • view
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Ron in Ca. @zippyandarchie.bsky.social

Looks like a drunken lush.

aug 3, 2025, 11:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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goshsaidbill.bsky.social @goshsaidbill.bsky.social

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aug 3, 2025, 10:43 pm • 13 1 • view
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Soozie 🌵❤️🦇 @sooziebeast.bsky.social

🥴

aug 3, 2025, 11:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nafofellawoof @nafofellawoof.bsky.social

aug 3, 2025, 1:07 pm • 14 0 • view
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Nick25 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇦 @level90.bsky.social

The face of a country's decline...

aug 3, 2025, 7:24 am • 0 0 • view
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heymanthanks.bsky.social @heymanthanks.bsky.social

she's a looned out drunk

aug 4, 2025, 12:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Billt @billtroy.bsky.social

We will now have the first courtroom-winebar combo in our country! It could be trump's plan to franchise it!

aug 3, 2025, 9:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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🌊 BostonPops 🌊 @stevevt26.bsky.social

That's not Hegseth in disguise is it?

aug 3, 2025, 8:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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jcnyc2020.bsky.social @jcnyc2020.bsky.social

Unbelievable! I will never forgive this GOP for these shit appointments.

aug 3, 2025, 3:31 am • 7 0 • view
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TROGDOORRRRRR @mwrightnuknowit.bsky.social

And yes those smirking little assholes approved every one…. NEVER FORGET NEVER TRUST REPUBLICANS

aug 3, 2025, 6:12 am • 5 0 • view
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rahwayhoosierpgh.bsky.social @rahwayhoosierpgh.bsky.social

aug 3, 2025, 9:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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SvenViking @svein-gasver.bsky.social

Is it possible?

aug 3, 2025, 8:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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lynnlatraille.bsky.social @lynnlatraille.bsky.social

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MAGAt Nuremberg then Alligator Auschwitz

aug 4, 2025, 2:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Deven Mischel 💙💛💙🦋🌻🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🪶🌏✌🏼💛💙 @lioness77.bsky.social

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️😑😑😑😑😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🤬

aug 4, 2025, 2:16 am • 2 0 • view
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trucknuts of damocles @spamriskegypt.bsky.social

"all rise" as she slides off her chair under her desk. "adjourned until the judge regains consciousness"

aug 3, 2025, 1:28 am • 9 0 • view
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ELS1852 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @fedupwithbs.bsky.social

A box of wine will go a long way to getting your charges dismissed.

aug 3, 2025, 12:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Illini and Rams alum 🏳️‍🌈 @illiniandramsalum.bsky.social

Judge box o’ wine.

aug 3, 2025, 8:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Funny Not Funny @skybarney.bsky.social

These people are why you can't carry a pistol in D.C.

aug 3, 2025, 8:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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bethiesnewchance.bsky.social @bethiesnewchance.bsky.social

Gahhhhh

aug 4, 2025, 1:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Tinman @htx-ddkt.bsky.social

aug 4, 2025, 12:02 am • 3 0 • view
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⚜️🌊Tyreen BaconSkin🌊⚜️ @baconskingirl.bsky.social

US Attorney Box of Wine

aug 3, 2025, 9:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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Richie Newport @richienewport.bsky.social

Great news for Republican criminals. They either won’t be prosecuted or they will easily win their cases.

aug 3, 2025, 12:05 pm • 4 0 • view
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mr-yoyito.bsky.social @mr-yoyito.bsky.social

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What a relief! @refreshing805.bsky.social

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Kathadinmt @kathadinmt.bsky.social

The drunk. How many in the administration drink. How many are untreated alcoholics. I thought Trumpy hated drugs and alcohol.

aug 3, 2025, 10:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Irish-Seanchai @irish-seanchai.bsky.social

In her defense, free booze at the office might make a lot of people happy.

aug 3, 2025, 8:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Duggnutt @duggnutt.bsky.social

staff Christmas party gonna be 🔥 lit 🔥!

aug 3, 2025, 6:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Erwin Rommel @bigx-1.bsky.social

Meet how you settle the charges in your favor.

aug 3, 2025, 9:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Momma Dart @mommadart.bsky.social

Her first official act will be to procure cases of boxed wine for her (hic) office.

aug 3, 2025, 8:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mary, Mother of Jesus @ismisa.bsky.social

She's going to be eaten alive. She knows nothing about DC and they don't want her.

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Jim @jhnoonan.bsky.social

Her first case will be prosecuting her own liver.

aug 3, 2025, 9:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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O'BrienP 💙 @obrienp.bsky.social

Dry drunk!

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VT Commons @vtcommons.bsky.social

Drunk and happy…

aug 3, 2025, 11:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social

I see many appeals and complaints of judicial misconduct in her future.

aug 3, 2025, 8:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Drudner @drudnerbraha.bsky.social

Crazy how her mouth and lips are always in the breathalyzer position.

aug 3, 2025, 7:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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pjhrose.bsky.social @pjhrose.bsky.social

Pirro, another old, tired "celebrity" hired by Trump because the bottom of the barrel is empty.

aug 4, 2025, 12:04 am • 2 0 • view