you need to answer my riddles in order to find where i hid the clit

No magic. No summons

have you heard of prozac

hardcore solo self found sex

Underwear that you have to solve a sliding block puzzle to take off

see this is why I don’t fuck Dark Souls players, they’re always saying shit like this

Try having kids

I don't have that DLC pack

I don’t recommend it, it’s just a bunch of microtransaction scams

New sex patch: Need to be able to do quarter-circle inputs to cum

Not to find, surely!!!

I'm already on SSRIs, man. Cut me some slack.

I mean, it sounds like slack is something you might have in excess, given the SSRIs

Alright, thats it I'm going to become the Joker.

I'm so sorry

No more casual sex, ranked sex only?

Sex was great at launch but now that everyone just fucks the meta, I’m out. Too many sweats.

Wrong. People need need more tutorials and casual playthroughs cause their anxiety is too high and their skill set is too low.

I put "need" twice as a typo but we do need...I mean...NEED!... less hang ups and more joy around sex.

Like a proficiency in it, strength/dex rolls, or skill curves?

^Average Fromsoft player mindset

no skill trees or fog of war. this is why polytopia is better

Only if they add achievements.

I didn't need more pressure

Mandatory handstands?

It isn't??? Oh phew now i'm gonna relax abt it

sex needs to be more esoteric

and it should have side quests and the big boss you defeat at the end should be even bigger

have you considered adding bluetooth to sex

Remote control, interesting 🤔

Sex needs quick time events

Your species must achieve a Type II civilization in order to even HOPE to get this pussy

there isn't even anything to parry

wait until you're 50 years old

The skill curve needs to be adjusted. Too many noobs think they can pick up a dick and game the meta.

Way to easy for orcs to procreate.

Does it? Does it really?

It makes up for lack of difficulty with the inclusion of a style system, with decreasing benefits when you keep resorting to the same basic tech.

skill issue

I’m already so tired, boss

are we talking “getting” sex or “having” sex should be more difficult?

It's not already?

having it with XYs, usually is

NG +1 sex

I'm so tired from carrying and now you wanna make it more difficult? ☹️ bro

im gonna push a new patch tomorrow yall better have your genitals ready sex 2.1.5

I hope my main finally get more buffs

I'm nerfing bi guys and buffing construction workers

why did you say the same thing twice

lol

You say that, and then you start trying to rank up, and then start crashing out bc of matchmaking /j

Competitive hardcore speedrun sex, not only fuck hard but be hard to fuck lmao

ranked competitive sex

physically not politically. as in more tools

I still haven’t fucked with any of the technical combos

Getting my cert to buy freaknasty tools

thats really down to your budget i think, plenty of options out there

dang they paywalled sex

✨meds✨