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shezcrafti @shezcrafti.com

How many lines of coke were snorted before this horse was painted?

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aug 29, 2025, 2:36 am • 21 2

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Jeff Goodridge @jmgoodridge.bsky.social

The same amount required to write this film...

aug 29, 2025, 2:39 am • 5 0 • view
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Bryan @bryanpedersen.bsky.social

"I won't be there when that check clears... brother."

aug 29, 2025, 3:13 am • 4 0 • view
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Jeff Goodridge @jmgoodridge.bsky.social

Best line is easily Dookie

aug 29, 2025, 3:17 am • 4 0 • view
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Jeff Byrom @talz13.bsky.social

It must be one of those Tigorses! Or Higers!

It’s a liger
aug 29, 2025, 11:17 am • 2 0 • view
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Archivist Prime @archivistprime.bsky.social

"Horse? No. I am a tiger, as you can plainly see by my stripes. I wear my own likeness on my saddle for easy identification. The resemblance is uncanny. I am a tiger. How dare you think otherwise. The very notion. You aren't even worth eating. I curse you to live with your shame. I am a tiger."

aug 29, 2025, 5:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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shezcrafti @shezcrafti.com

lol he is totally an imposter.

aug 29, 2025, 6:03 pm • 2 0 • view
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Archivist Prime @archivistprime.bsky.social

I like to think he's living his truest life. To hell with anyone who tries to tell him who he is!

aug 29, 2025, 6:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social

Oh whoops. I thought that was a tiger.

aug 29, 2025, 2:39 am • 1 0 • view
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shezcrafti @shezcrafti.com

I love a good carousel, especially ones with weird paint jobs.

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aug 29, 2025, 2:47 am • 11 0 • view