There are no rules anymore past 40.
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There are no rules anymore past 40.
Post a movie that starts with the word THE.
I had authentic street tacos but I’m always down for some Old El Paso.
Two things: 1. Julia Roberts’ hair during this era is flawless and defies the laws of physics 2. What girl wouldn’t fall in love with Ben after this?
I loooove Sleeping with the Enemy.
Anybody want a pop gun? Act now and I’ll throw in a free 4 year old.
I understand you perfectly.
Me too! It’s a favorite! Pudge and Chip are so adorable together. I was just on vacation down in the Myrtle Beach area so of course I had to put it on while we were there.
I started V once but need to finish it. It's been a running joke going on 10 years now with me and @shawnrobare.com that I will prob die before I finish the series, lol.
I really liked it too! It surprised me. I enjoy thriller movies that have that sort of "closed environment" or trap type of setting, where most of the story all takes place in a single location.
Circling back to this movie... The whole time I was watching it I kept staring at the dude who plays the main chick's boyfriend trying to recall what I know him from. It was driving me nuts. Turns out he is Jeff Yagher, the same actor who plays Jimmy Valentine in Shag (1989). 🤯
I watched it for the first time with @shawnrobare.com a few months ago, loved it.
Adding it to the list, thanks!
Share some of your favorite henchmen from film or TV
Grandma's food transcends branding and labels.
I gotta come up with some good henchmen choices for this prompt, you picked some of the same ones I would have gone with.
Bob should have told him Batman had one of those...things. It was his fatal flaw.
Bob? Gun.
Stuffing shame is real. If you or someone you care about isn't eating Stove Top, seek help immediately or consider staging an intervention.
I can also remember epic playground fights over stupid shit like New Kids on the Block vs. TMNT, as NKOTB was also HUGE during this era.
The period of like 1989 - 1994 were very much my formative years. 1990 in particular.
Here's a trade ad that really illustrates how big Turtlemania was in 1990 leading up to the release of that first film. #1 video game #1 cartoon series #1 action toy #1 breakfast cereal #1 comic book
I'm adopting Mr. Burger as my personality this week. I ate like crap on vacation and feel like a sentient cheeseburger.
I think some people were expecting that first TMNT film to be more like Howard the Duck, which was full of sexual jokes and innuendo.
This doesn't surprise me whatsoever. TMNT was everywhere in 1990, at the height of Turtlemania. It was the butt of many jokes, tongue-in-cheek references in ad copy, sitcoms, you name it. Literally everything was competing with TMNT for views and revenue.
Just gonna leave this here...
PRETTY WOMAN & TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES went head to head at the box office in March of 1990 and even had newspaper promo ads referencing each other.
Haha yeah Sam Rockwell would have been a great one. Damn, now I’m angry I didn’t think of it.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
I can see Joan Steffend right now cutting up rose-patterned sheets to make a tablecloth to cover one of those little round 3-legged side tables.
The void listens.
It’s so good! I think another re-watch might be in order soon.
Fun, free spooky season activity: Browsing Zillow listings for houses that look like they are definitely haunted. www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
It looks cool!
This is the best one I’ve seen so far.
Matthew McConaughey, best known for playing a murder victim on UNSOLVED MYSTERIES
…holy shit…
Having sex while still wearing normal, everyday clothes is considered a kink; a somewhat tame kink, but still a kink. Don’t ask me how I know.
Looks great! I’m sure @shawnrobare.com would love to come over and bro out on Monster Squad with you!
It was Trump’s dirty diapers.
I loved that you saved this.
This is extra relevant because Nazis.
Here’s our brats and some hot dogs for the kids (and probably me too if I’m being honest).
Looks yum. Is that just some kosher salt sprinkled on top?
I don’t think I’ve had those before, but that sounds great.
I think we are gonna throw some brats on the grill a bit later. We’re basic.
September is officially the start of the Halloween season. I don't make the rules, but if I did I'd still make it official. BYE SUMMER! 🎃👻
A universal improvement to most soups!
I would send you some leftovers if I could, I made plenty!
Iced for me. The other kind is too sickly sweet.
Made some creamy broccoli cheddar soup. Pure comfort.
I will happily take all your red onions and beets, In fact, I will ask for extra.
Exactly, nobody saw it coming.
It’s an amazing scene, and one of those moviegoing experiences you can never replicate.
She is pregnant with FlexPay joy.
This has to be one of the seven circles.
Same, that song is such a vibe, and never fails to put me in a great mood.
I love him. RIP.
I'm coming over.
Elijah Wood, best known for his role as half of Video Game Boys in Back to The Future Part II (1989).
Dress for the job you want.
This is really cool, I've never seen ghostly ones, only the silly cams that add a cartoon character to your photo like Mickey or some BS. I wonder if there were also alien/UFO cams.
I can't stop watching this.
> INTERNET PENETRATED
Interesting that you went with Mr. Furley and not Jack, who is an actual chef. Expectations subverted.
No, I’m one of those weirdos who hate coffee.
They refused to say “You rule!” and it almost killed him.
A slice of frozen pizza.
I’m right there with you, the urge is so strong!
I have never once felt threatened by a salad.
I thought you were going to say you would be re-organizing and alphabetizing your VHS collection, and I would have been just as excited for you.
I wasn’t paying attention just now and dipped a Biscoff cookie in some ranch dressing and ate it. Ask me anything.
I won’t be eating oranges anytime soon.
when you don't even care that the salsa was made in New York City
God now you’ve made me think about Trump’s old pickled balls.
They love him at the Chelsea they adore him at The Ritz!
“I’d like one Mexican Pizza with black olives and green onions the way you used to fucking make it back in 1997.”
If you see this, post a chef.
Imagine living in Legends of the Hidden Temple.
This has happened to me more times than I care to admit.
*soft electric piano melody* August 31, 1989 What are these strange, new feelings I have toward my mother, and why am I going through so many socks? Are there any laws against this? Shit, maybe I should have become a lawyer.
That went right over my head. Well done.
Oh…? OH!! 😂
First time I’ve seen them there.
If I didn’t already have a GC and Twilight Princess, I totally would!
“They bought ‘em cheap and fixed ‘em up, I paid attention.”
Currently watching. So far it is like Sliver mixed with The Crush.
This is how we fight back against the machines.
Oh I can picture it, since that was me too! Were you also singing into your hairbrush like a mic?
I lowkey learned to drive a clutch because of Pretty Woman. She made it look so fucking cool.
Eat your fart out! (I can do this all day.)
