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LizzlepantsšŸ’ @lizzlepants.bsky.social

you ever date a man for the cable package he came with

aug 31, 2025, 12:58 pm • 68 22

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Not a botā„¢ļø @notabot-tm.bsky.social

I can honestly say no. I DID date a girl for her McDonalds employee discount…

aug 31, 2025, 1:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chicken of Vermont @vermontchicken.bsky.social

For NESN, specifically.

aug 31, 2025, 1:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social

I wish

aug 31, 2025, 2:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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haley_th @haleyth.bsky.social

In the beginning the amount of streaming subscriptions my current partner has was certainly a selling point.

aug 31, 2025, 2:12 pm • 3 0 • view
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Anderson @teachasaurusrex.bsky.social

No but I’m still signed into a Hulu account of someone I stopped dating 8 years ago. If the password hasn’t changed, I don’t think it’s my job to alert someone who doesn’t speak to me.

aug 31, 2025, 1:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Coach Mark @coachmark25.bsky.social

🤣

aug 31, 2025, 1:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bando Sparks šŸ‘ @bandosparks.bsky.social

[insert reply referring to my non-cable package 😜]

aug 31, 2025, 3:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kilokahn @kilokahn.bsky.social

i ask myself this everyday

aug 31, 2025, 4:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lisa's Muffins @lisasmuffins.bsky.social

Errr cable.urbanup.com/4857353

aug 31, 2025, 4:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social

the only thing keeping me in this relationship is the fact that he knows the Hulu password.

aug 31, 2025, 5:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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SleepyPeep Jbrowsa @sleepypeep.bsky.social

The air conditioning?

aug 31, 2025, 11:28 pm • 1 0 • view