avatar
carrionšŸ› @carrion.bsky.social

as mayor of Portland I will make every public cemetery also a fun putt putt mini golf course

aug 31, 2025, 1:27 am • 16 2

Replies

avatar
Sarah Kite @sarahkite.bsky.social

you’d be better than the one we’ve got

aug 31, 2025, 1:29 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
carrionšŸ› @carrion.bsky.social

Lowest bar imaginable

aug 31, 2025, 1:30 am • 1 0 • view
avatar
Sarah Kite @sarahkite.bsky.social

liberals really did say ā€œlet’s elect Teargas Ted 2.0, but sickly-looking, more corporate, and a quieter tool of the policeā€

aug 31, 2025, 1:33 am • 5 0 • view
avatar
carrionšŸ› @carrion.bsky.social

Saw a video of him the other night trying to be a bike Portland guy in which he admitted he never bikes and was visibly scared of people walking around doing normal stuff

aug 31, 2025, 1:36 am • 4 0 • view
avatar
carrionšŸ› @carrion.bsky.social

the most charisma-less man I’ve ever seen

aug 31, 2025, 1:38 am • 2 0 • view
avatar
Sarah Kite @sarahkite.bsky.social

SO DEVOID OF CHARISMA nailed it! šŸŽÆ

aug 31, 2025, 1:54 am • 0 0 • view