Andrew Coleman Francis @andrewcfrancis.bsky.social
jul 27, 2025, 4:08 pm • 90 16
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Well, yeah. It takes that long to consume it. I always have to tease it and work the shaft before I swallow it whole. Gotta savor your food.
jul 28, 2025, 12:36 am • 0 0 • view
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jul 27, 2025, 9:17 pm • 2 0 • view
So all those hot dog eating contests were a bad mistake?
jul 28, 2025, 7:00 am • 0 0 • view
Perhaps that’s a bonus?
jul 27, 2025, 10:18 pm • 1 0 • view
As John Lithgow's character said, on Third Rock from The Sun, " It doesn't matter, those are the diaper years..."( This reference was about smoking not eating hotdogs. But both are pleasurable)
jul 28, 2025, 12:40 am • 1 0 • view
Can't eat them fast enough
jul 28, 2025, 3:46 am • 0 0 • view
Joey Chesnut should have died 3 years ago if this were true. Come on man!
jul 27, 2025, 9:16 pm • 0 1 • view
I am replying to this from beyond the grave evidently.
jul 27, 2025, 5:50 pm • 2 0 • view
jul 27, 2025, 9:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Forbidden sandwich
jul 28, 2025, 12:56 am • 0 0 • view
If that were genuinely the case, I lost 30 minutes of my potential lifespan at Costco yesterday. Totally worth it. They have a delicious hotdog.
jul 27, 2025, 10:47 pm • 1 1 • view
Remember, this is for posterity
jul 27, 2025, 5:19 pm • 3 0 • view
On the toilet
jul 28, 2025, 1:46 pm • 0 0 • view
But for every hot dog consumed, one experiences 15 minutes of nirvana—pure mechanically separated pig parts stuffed into an intestine, grilled and served in a bleached processed flour bun bliss—during the time they’re here on earth so it basically evens out
jul 28, 2025, 12:12 am • 1 0 • view
Do what. Proof?
jul 27, 2025, 9:33 pm • 0 0 • view