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Samantha Swindler @editorswindler.bsky.social

I touched the sausage (with consent) and can share that the skin is firmer and the sausage "hair" is squishier than you'd expect.

may 16, 2025, 7:12 pm • 27 2

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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social

At 11 feet tall I worry that he is the mascot most likely to die by touching power lines.

may 16, 2025, 7:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Scott Phillips @rsphillips.bsky.social

Sausage fingers

may 16, 2025, 7:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Samantha Swindler @editorswindler.bsky.social

woman (me) recoils in terror as a towering sausage mascot swings its twin sausage link braids woman (me) uses two hands to fondle the sausage link braids of the Portland Bangers sausage mascot
may 16, 2025, 7:46 pm • 7 0 • view
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Bart King @bartking.bsky.social

“(me)” alt-text 😄

may 17, 2025, 1:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Samantha Swindler @editorswindler.bsky.social

Am I doing alt text right? 🫠

may 17, 2025, 2:11 am • 1 0 • view