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Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social

In Nature performing rituals to long forgotten spirits, goblins, and various fae folk with one intention in mind: kill him. Tear him apart like soft bread. Please we’ve been so good let us have a treat

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aug 30, 2025, 3:33 pm • 1 0

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Zad Gravebone @zadgravebone.bsky.social

-His family is in town visiting him (probably for final goodbyes) ✅ -recently said he “wants to get into heaven” and someone like him wouldn’t say that unless they received terminal health news ✅ -Pentagon pizza index is off da charts!!!! 🍕 ✅

aug 30, 2025, 3:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Pat Schmear @patomicbomb.bsky.social

If he wants to get to Heaven, I can draw him a map

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aug 30, 2025, 4:11 pm • 1 0 • view