We can’t change or grow as a country so we’ve just been recycling the same undead corpses for 40 years
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We can’t change or grow as a country so we’ve just been recycling the same undead corpses for 40 years
Him dying but Hell is real and we have a 24/7 live feed of the torture of his immortal soul
RFK Jr bringing back the old European tradition of emptying your chamber pot out the window. It’s actually more hygienic
Spent Labor Day watching Kinds of Kindness as my forefathers would have wanted
I’m sure that weird Nazi is well connected with marvel insiders
Billions of dollars dumped into AI and this was the best it could do
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
Yeah I'm back on "He's Definitely Dead And They're Covering It Up."
A generation of Wimp Lo’s
Powerful message from the opposition party
I enhanced this photo with the power of AI and the results are both surprising and promising
That can literally be any elderly ghoul
An FBI profiler drawing a picture that looks exactly like you
If he wants to get to Heaven, I can draw him a map
Please oh please oh please
In Nature performing rituals to long forgotten spirits, goblins, and various fae folk with one intention in mind: kill him. Tear him apart like soft bread. Please we’ve been so good let us have a treat
Stupid, sexy Watto
We’ve all been so good we deserve something nice
I’m seein’ double! Four Trumps!
Bad news for hummus and carrots: I woke up
Hillbilly Elegy felt like a bullshit college entrance essay but he lacked the creativity to make interesting lies about himself
youtu.be/QwpanShgOp4?...
They’ll push him through because democrats love sociopaths that lose elections
Cryptid sighting
Vincent D'Onofrio should change his name to Vincent Mitochondria since he's the powerhouse of The Cell (2000)
Yeah they have no intention or interest in playing the game but they DO want money by making hundreds of SILENT HILL WENT WOKE videos on YouTube
Slightly is generous. A superior human creation with a biblical name finds no kinship or peers of his own kind so experiments with human and alien dna to create xenomorphs. Ridley Scott watched Stargate Atlantis: Confirmed
I had a dream last night that Matthew Broderick was whipping Slavoj Zizek in a mall. Every time Matt whipped him, Zizek lost a piece of clothing until a purple tiger leather vest was revealed underneath. The revelation sent Zizek into a berserker frenzy and he chased a terrified Broderick away
Him: she’s so quiet. I wonder what they’re thinking about What I’m thinking about:
Sexual Predator and Elder Abuser mayoral candidate, Andrew Cuomo
Multiple outlets just reported on how a celebrity was flabbergasted how he’s supposed to explain a lesbian couple to his grandson. Like how do you explain to this kid why this had to happen to him and his friends and why this violence has become such a normalized part of our society
If Iran launched a coordinated attack on our sacred slop factories it would cripple America
The Sixth Sense is the one used for sensing when a zoo is for sale
Right now that cop is at home crying like a little girl!
Our Cracker Barrel, Comrade
One thing that has proven true again and again is that nothing is gained by playing by the right’s rules. No matter how much you frame yourself as one of the “good ones” they’ll still want you invisible, gone, or dead. Wave a Mexican flag, wave a Palestinian flag, wave a trans flag. Fuck the USA
What is the HARDEST line ever said in the history of cinema? 🎥
Grilka and Quark had the “this horny woman is scaring me (but I like it)” dynamic
The 5 maladjusted weirdos I talk to online convinced me this beef fat restaurant would make a millionaire. Please help, my family is dying
Why go to the other three popular fried chicken places when you can go to a internet niche fourth that is nauseatingly obsessed with beef fat
Can’t burn it but I can freeze it in pee
Making new friends
Ah yes just like Minority Report, the movie where everything works perfectly fine with the crime prediction technology
Sounds like a case of Bonus Eruptus
rise and shine!!!
Don’t mention it looks like a dog agility course around Noem
Work hard everyday to achieve your dreams (Become Uncle Fester)
I ate at Cracker Barrel one time at 14 with my family and the food was so mid and forgettable we never ate there, or even mentioned it, again. Just beige slop and fried garbage
Muh big plate of frozen corn
This is a consequence of San Junipero being one of the few uplifting Black Mirror episodes. AI guys are too dead inside, however, so they just made an 80s themed Torment Nexus
Laura Loomer draining the life out of him
People can no longer cope or accept change even if it’s a small logo redesign for a restaurant nobody even eats at anymore
You eat King’s Hands to get King’s Hand (gout)
“People are glued to their phones!”-Digital Homunculus that only exists in a video you watch on a phone
Yakub and his creations (Buttermilk Biscuits)
Right Winger Vision
I would be shocked if any of these guys can show a receipt they ate at a Cracker Barrel in the last ten years
This is how Darth Vader was born
Manipulative thieves pretending I didn’t just feed them 10 minutes ago. Offended they think I’m this stupid
The Bond girl is just a coat rack he’s mistaken for a beautiful woman
Annoying coworker recounting a Joe Rogan episode claiming if you smoke weed, you can look at laser and see its DNA sequence. Convinced more than ever Joe Rogan has the mind of a middle schooler who smoked weed one time and believes it opened the doors of the universe
There should be a band called Fearrhea
That’s crazy
Chris Pratt is on the flight logs
Haven’t there always been male cheerleaders? Why is this the new RW grievance?
“Satirizes diddlin don’s all caps narcissistic communications style causes republicans to criticize the style as childish and unprofessional”
Crack open a warm one! *stifling vomit* Uh never mind here’s a normal Pabst *stifling vomit*
This woman is posting this in response to people's rightful reaction to an article she wrote which says "gazans who died of starvation had pre-existing conditions"
Get him some Tacticool Horse Blinders so his feefees aren’t hurt from woke
Saw Weapons at 10am this morning and it was one of the best theater experience I’ve had in awhile (nobody playing on phones for the entire runtime)
Police were very effective at claiming “fear” for executing defenseless people so makes sense zionists are doing the same
Girlies* Unpaid interns on the verge of suicide
Imagining Love Lies Bleeding Ed Harris coming home from filming to his wife, Weapons Amy Madigan
Practically an infant! We need the experience only a desiccated, mummified husk can bring
He’s a Daiper Dan man
Bro you just admitted to pissing in diapers haha
What I do is I just try to take my hat and I turn it around, and it’s like a switch that goes on. And when the switch goes on, I feel like another person, I feel, I don’t know, I feel like a… like a truck. Like a machine.
Ran to their cars and screamed when they saw a Free Parking sign
He ain’t heavy he’s my B&W laser printer
