Imagine believing Friendless Urinal Cake swept all seven swing states when he can’t get anyone to come to his birthday party
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And, the fact that people even could've used the legit reason [that they were there for the Army's 250th anniversary and not at all for 47's birthday] as an excuse, and they STILL didn't go...makes the low turnout that much more embarrassing, imo.
jun 17, 2025, 4:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Such a great point!
jun 15, 2025, 11:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Friendless urinal cake… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what you hot you gotta get it pee upon it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
jun 15, 2025, 10:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Finally, this morning I could wake up with the feeling of looking forward to reading headlines www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM38...
jun 15, 2025, 5:51 pm • 4 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 10:58 pm • 53 4 • view
💪😱
jun 15, 2025, 6:39 pm • 1 0 • view
He cheats at everything including the election
jun 16, 2025, 2:17 am • 5 0 • view
I heard the official attendance numbers to the #Taco parade were only 8647 people 😜
jun 15, 2025, 11:49 pm • 4 0 • view
He’s got his song on repeat. “It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to, you would cry too if it happened to you.” 🎼🎶🎵
jun 16, 2025, 1:31 pm • 10 0 • view
MAGA stole another election, thanks a lot for nothing, Federalist Society's Merrick Garland...
jun 15, 2025, 7:09 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
jun 15, 2025, 11:52 pm • 1 0 • view
I’ve never believed, not since waking up at 4 am after the election. Not one bit.
jun 15, 2025, 6:27 pm • 2 0 • view
Hey! Urinal cakes actually serve a useful purpose!
jun 16, 2025, 1:57 am • 1 0 • view
But you have to change them out every so often. In some places quite frequently.
jun 16, 2025, 3:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Only way it makes sense is when you consider even less people went to Kamala's party.
jun 15, 2025, 6:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Only 233,000 votes in 5 swing states! 1st term 73,000 votes 3 swing states! People not voting is killing us all!
jun 15, 2025, 3:52 pm • 32 3 • view
If Democrats want to win, they should stop attacking progressives, and realize that conservative Democrats like Schumer and Jeffries are less than useless.
jun 15, 2025, 7:03 pm • 11 0 • view
And, hold a primary, an HONEST primary, without the DNC putting their thumb on the scale.
jun 15, 2025, 8:48 pm • 6 0 • view
The dots on the left should all be one color. Yellow.
jun 16, 2025, 4:40 am • 1 0 • view
There's no way the Orange Turd won all seven swing states! #TrumpCheated #RiggedElection #TrumpForPrison #MAGACult #SaveDemocracy #Retribution
jun 15, 2025, 5:09 pm • 2 2 • view
Hahaha🤣🤣 omg
jun 15, 2025, 5:51 pm • 2 0 • view
Isn’t it???
jun 15, 2025, 6:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Elon fucked with the voting machines.
jun 15, 2025, 3:54 pm • 105 3 • view
There is currently at least one legitimate investigation. I forget which state but there was a district where the Democrat won while at the same time there were (supposedly) zero votes cast for Kamala. 🤨
jun 15, 2025, 9:36 pm • 10 0 • view
www.newsweek.com/2024-electio...
jun 16, 2025, 1:09 am • 12 2 • view
Exactly!
jun 15, 2025, 4:40 pm • 5 0 • view
Especially the red states I think. Because i truly believe there’s more blue dots than the voting system leads on.
jun 16, 2025, 10:23 am • 1 0 • view
#BOOST
jun 15, 2025, 4:32 pm • 1 0 • view
NO TANKS WINS IT.
jun 15, 2025, 10:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Completely unrelated:
jun 15, 2025, 8:19 pm • 25 8 • view
He’s mad now - so he will retaliate.
jun 16, 2025, 3:49 pm • 1 0 • view
So..if you add King to the end of it. It’s a great acronym.
jun 16, 2025, 1:25 am • 3 0 • view
Where are the people who voted for him? They did not attend/ watch his inauguration, they did not attend his BD parade, where are they? He won in a “landslide” right?
jun 15, 2025, 5:53 pm • 6 0 • view
Maybe it was somehow all stolen, rather than just swung by massively expensive propaganda, aided and abetted by our ostensible liberal media at every point. What difference does it make? There's no takesie-backsies available. The only remedy is impeachment and removal, which won't happen.
jun 16, 2025, 2:44 am • 8 0 • view
That's pretty much where I've landed too. My bigger concern is how do we protect and secure the NEXT election? (Assuming of course the Mango Mussolini doesn't cancel elections altogether.)
jun 16, 2025, 3:25 am • 5 0 • view
It may be the same outcome -- but fixing whatever gap landed us here is important. For that to happen, we need to know what caused it. Can't fix what we don't know is broken.
jun 16, 2025, 6:10 am • 3 0 • view
Friendless Urinal Cake King!
jun 15, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Much easier for Americans to vote No than to vote Yes for a black woman
jun 15, 2025, 6:33 pm • 1 0 • view
There are too many dots in the Trump's Birthday Party graphic.
jun 15, 2025, 4:31 pm • 4 0 • view
To be fair he's shown us all a little bit more of who he is.
jun 15, 2025, 7:17 pm • 0 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 8:20 pm • 0 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 5:16 pm • 89 9 • view
seeing statistics here lol......scattergram love it
jun 15, 2025, 9:51 pm • 0 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 7:33 pm • 1 0 • view
🥴
jun 16, 2025, 1:09 pm • 2 0 • view
The biggest scam ever! I’ll never believe we are protected again! Our government should have seen this happening! Instead it open doors and invited them in! One after the other!
jun 16, 2025, 4:58 am • 3 0 • view
I still think musk messed with voting numbers and trump really lost
jun 15, 2025, 4:36 pm • 10 0 • view
The 51/49 comment was awfully specific.
jun 15, 2025, 6:11 pm • 7 0 • view
Friendless Urinal Cake LMAO!!! 🤣
jun 16, 2025, 5:11 pm • 3 0 • view
It smells. Not just because I hate him. It is an odd result, all 7?
jun 15, 2025, 6:26 pm • 32 0 • view
Inordinately high percentage of bullet ballots in the swing states...maybe someday, someone will actually investigate this.
jun 15, 2025, 7:48 pm • 16 0 • view
There is a group of data and tech security officials looking into it. There is no proof yet, just strong evidence. They are suing for investigations in several counties around the nation. Election Truth Alliance is the outfit. Strange times for our nation indeed.
jun 15, 2025, 7:59 pm • 23 1 • view
The swings of Blue counties to Trump , in those states was suspicious. It won't go any.
jun 15, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
m.economictimes.com/news/interna...
jun 15, 2025, 8:20 pm • 11 3 • view
What the fuck is this AI shit?
jun 15, 2025, 9:57 pm • 6 0 • view
No AI in this one. substack.com/inbox/post/1...
jun 15, 2025, 11:04 pm • 4 0 • view
Everywhere? Powering palintir. And the theory is that AI was used to replace in-memory ballot images inside tabulator machines
jun 20, 2025, 1:28 am • 1 0 • view
The only recourse is impeachment and removal through a republican controlled congress. Ain't happening.
jun 15, 2025, 8:43 pm • 0 0 • view
It is not our only recourse. Though, it would be ideal. What we have is our vote. It is paramount that we unite, organize, and peacefully offensively and defensively secure our elections and ensure every vote is accurately counted. Ultimatevoterguide.info
jun 15, 2025, 9:27 pm • 0 0 • view
That's called "Trump serves his full term" and does nothing today. My point still stands.
jun 15, 2025, 9:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Great, vote for the next milqetoast centrist dem. Here comes Gavin Newsom, to lose to Don jr.
jun 15, 2025, 9:47 pm • 1 0 • view
🤔 Yeah … interesting.
jun 15, 2025, 5:43 pm • 8 2 • view
That is the reason he needed Elon to cheat for him.
jun 15, 2025, 7:19 pm • 0 0 • view
I mean, he did and he can’t because there’s been 8 months since November and Stuff Has Happened (and DC is a very democratic city in a very democratic region).
jun 15, 2025, 11:31 pm • 2 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/them...
jun 15, 2025, 8:18 pm • 1 0 • view
"Friendless Urinal Cake" took me a moment to figure out. Once I did -- 🤣😆🫡
jun 15, 2025, 10:42 pm • 4 0 • view
There are so many good nicknames for Felon34Counts that it's hard to keep up. Save-a-Lot Stalin, Pumpkin Spice Palpatine, Bonespur Bandit, Taco, and a long list of others. Thanks for an excellent addition to the list.
jun 16, 2025, 12:03 am • 1 0 • view
How about Trumplethinskin?
jun 16, 2025, 1:57 am • 2 0 • view
The problem is that when the peaceful people from the No Kings protest go home, the tanks and soldiers will still follow the orders of Birthday boy, and nothing will have changed. The state is based on a monopoly on violence, but they are no longer listening to, or respecting the rights of citizens
jun 16, 2025, 1:12 am • 3 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/alls...
jun 15, 2025, 9:06 pm • 0 0 • view
He’s being investigated for voter fraud and will be impeached next year for it.
jun 15, 2025, 8:33 pm • 6 0 • view
No he won't
jun 16, 2025, 12:59 am • 0 0 • view
BE PATIENT, #AMERICA! Keep Your Wits About You, While #SEXOFFENDER #CONVICT #Trump TRIES To Use All These, "Distraction Tails", To ATTEMPT To Wag This, "SUSPECT 2024 ELECTION", Dog! This IS Bigger Than Trump! I Don't Think Trump Himself Fully Understands What MAY Have Been Done 'On His Behalf'.
jun 15, 2025, 5:03 pm • 4 0 • view
There is NO WAY he took PA! 🇺🇸💙
jun 15, 2025, 6:20 pm • 9 0 • view
"Friendless urinal cake" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
jun 16, 2025, 2:06 am • 3 1 • view
It never happened. Not either time. He has never been this nation's legit prez.
jun 15, 2025, 8:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Makes you wonder🤔
jun 15, 2025, 11:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Exactly
jun 16, 2025, 2:02 am • 0 0 • view
Don't forget the squeak
jun 16, 2025, 4:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Or... imagine using your powers of reason to notice how the election results correlated with Kamala Harris's internal polling & her overperforming in those same swing states. Voting once every 4 years is a much lower commitment than traveling to DC. It's an absurd comparison.
jun 15, 2025, 10:00 pm • 2 0 • view
The majority of magas are too broke to travel since donating & buying his cheap shit for the past 10 years.
jun 15, 2025, 7:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Needs to translate to actual votes!!! Midterms need to be a firm and final rejection of MAGA madness
jun 16, 2025, 6:13 am • 4 0 • view
That's his fault for being born on No Kings day. What a moron.
jun 15, 2025, 10:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Might I suggest the name Friendless Urinal Cake King?
jun 16, 2025, 5:06 pm • 1 0 • view
wild, its almost like not anyone is allowed
jun 25, 2025, 12:16 am • 0 0 • view
I think your being generous on the parade size!
jun 16, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 0 • view
Please try my piece on the election. It sometimes helps a little open.substack.com/pub/noelkeit...
jun 15, 2025, 7:56 pm • 2 1 • view
Thank you @rollingstone.com for the BEST headline of 2025, so far!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🥳🥳🥳💙💙💙
jun 16, 2025, 2:29 pm • 20 4 • view
Gross 🤢 describes it so well
jun 16, 2025, 9:42 pm • 1 0 • view
You miss the difference. Said urinal cake didn’t lie and promise folks money and prosperity if they came to his birthday party as he did during his election. If he would just been disciplined and stuck to the playbook, the parade would have had a record turn out.
jun 15, 2025, 7:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Now, now, the soldiers, his family, his bootlickers and the few thousand curious, attended his party. Let's face it, it got to a point where, it seemed that he didn't want to be in attendance at his party. 🤣
jun 15, 2025, 6:14 pm • 2 0 • view
“Friendless Urinal Cake”. That is the best.
jun 16, 2025, 7:15 am • 2 0 • view
Keep hoping Musk will finally lose it and give up the truth.
jun 15, 2025, 5:14 pm • 20 0 • view
He'll never do that. That would mean incriminating himself... Who wants to end up in jail for ordinary people that otherwise he hates?
jun 15, 2025, 6:27 pm • 0 0 • view
True, but in a drug fueled tirade, just maybe...
jun 15, 2025, 6:30 pm • 1 0 • view
He’s pretty fried, unfortunately. Or fortunately.
jun 15, 2025, 5:47 pm • 5 0 • view
Looks at Elon..
jun 15, 2025, 9:57 pm • 3 0 • view
The power of gerrymandering cannot be understated. He should never have won the first time. He absolutely does not represent the will of the people.
jun 15, 2025, 4:52 pm • 87 7 • view
Absolutely not relevant but having a billionaire and the SCOTUS is definitely relevant. Gerrymandering matters in local and state races!!
jun 15, 2025, 6:00 pm • 21 0 • view
Im sorry you feel that way. They will keep winning until people who share your attitude wisen up.
jun 15, 2025, 6:25 pm • 3 0 • view
There are many reasons he "won". Including gerrymandering, electoral college, and, of course, a billionaire litterally buying votes. And most likely tampering with ballot machinery.
jun 15, 2025, 6:31 pm • 1 0 • view
You can't literally buy votes.
jun 15, 2025, 10:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes, you can, and it is illegal.
jun 15, 2025, 10:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Gerrymandering has nothing to do with statewide races, which is what the Electoral College is. You win electoral votes statewide, not based on Congressional districts. Gerrymandering is about how you draw the districts, which has no effect on Presidential, Senate, or Governor elections
jun 15, 2025, 8:18 pm • 1 0 • view
This is such a condescending response. I don’t see how reducing inequitable redistributing would change a statewide election.
jun 15, 2025, 7:05 pm • 3 0 • view
Can you delete your post? You really should.
jun 15, 2025, 9:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Gerrymandering cannot affect a presidential election, only Congressional, state, and local races. The electoral college,however, remains a hot mess.
jun 15, 2025, 7:37 pm • 1 0 • view
So funny that you are being so condescending when you are wrong about the basic facts of how Presidential elections work. Gerrymandering is terrible but only affects legislative races. Gerrymandering is about how you draw districts. Presidential races are not district by district
jun 15, 2025, 8:20 pm • 6 0 • view
But the electoral college was a protection against the stupidity of the public….in case the voted for a baffoon. Sadly it didn’t work
jun 15, 2025, 10:03 pm • 0 0 • view
No, the electoral college was a racist attempt to keep those pesky black people from having too much influence. Your spin is the propaganda. Reality is significantly more racist. The EC needs to go away, like, a couple centuries ago.
jun 16, 2025, 6:33 am • 1 0 • view
I absolutely agree it needs to go. Now gfy
jun 16, 2025, 3:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Why does the Electoral College exist? To balance power between large and small states. To create a buffer between the general population and the selection of a president. Because the Founders were concerned about mob rule and uninformed voting when the Constitution was written.
jun 16, 2025, 3:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Black people didnt have the right to vote. The Electoral College could not have been to keep Black people from having influence. They kept Black people from having influence by not letting them vote or have any rights Maybe you could say it was done in a way to give slave states more influence
jun 16, 2025, 4:50 pm • 2 0 • view
You missed the entire point!! The electoral college assigned points to states based on population! Black people while counted for business like cattle certainly didn’t have the right to life, liberty or the vote or freedom they were used for points. So my statement stands!!
jul 28, 2025, 5:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Don’t you think that is why they are so keen to deport ppl as well?
jul 28, 2025, 5:28 pm • 0 0 • view
The reason for deporting people is destabilization and destruction of the economy. Authoritarianism survives in chaos. The original comment wasn’t about mass deportation. What we have going on now isn’t deportation anyway. It kidnapping and exploitation.
jul 28, 2025, 5:50 pm • 3 0 • view
Your original point had to do with gerrymanding which has nothing to do with the Electoral College But maybe I’m being picky here about you misstating that because it honestly sounds like we largely agree
jul 28, 2025, 7:17 pm • 0 0 • view
I thought this matters because of the electoral college
jun 15, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Gerrymanders is drawing district lines in a way that will tip the electoral districts in favour of one party. Voter suppression is ID laws, voter roll purges, etc. So, gerrymandering wouldn’t apply to statewide races.
jun 15, 2025, 7:41 pm • 1 0 • view
That's not relevant
jun 15, 2025, 5:40 pm • 2 0 • view
Gerrymandering affects local and congressional races (and is evil). Senate races are statewide, as is the presidential (in general), thus immune to gerrymandering. Though the latter is subject to the electoral college (which is evil).
jun 15, 2025, 7:03 pm • 1 0 • view
How does gerrymandering affect a statewide election?
jun 15, 2025, 8:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Gerrymandering does not affect state-wide elections. If you're going to be a Q-level election denier, at least educate yourself a bit more before you yap.
jun 16, 2025, 12:56 am • 0 0 • view
He clearly won NO swing states and all must be investigated and hand counts carried out BUT it needs the Dems and KH to speak out now and loudly!
jun 16, 2025, 12:49 pm • 7 0 • view
Check this out: @electiontruth.bsky.social
jun 16, 2025, 1:45 pm • 3 0 • view
Elon hacked the machines.
jun 16, 2025, 2:54 pm • 17 0 • view
What'd the Electoral College say ?
jun 15, 2025, 11:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes, the truth will come out!!
jun 15, 2025, 11:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Agreed
jun 15, 2025, 10:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Friendless Urinal Cake 😂😂😂😂
jun 16, 2025, 5:21 am • 1 0 • view
And a Birthday Party that we the people paid for!!
jun 15, 2025, 5:29 pm • 2 0 • view
Call Trump's what it was - a pity party. Turnout was pitiful...
jun 15, 2025, 8:40 pm • 0 0 • view
OMG I love it. Urinal cake
jun 16, 2025, 1:17 am • 3 0 • view
www.electiontruthalliance.org
jun 15, 2025, 6:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Nobody was even willing to pay for transportation and hotel rooms for his supporters, like on 1/6.
jun 15, 2025, 7:52 pm • 2 0 • view
a pro-MAGA Super PAC put out craigslist ads for "seat fillers" and they were supposed to be paid in crypto. the people who WERE at felon taco's dictator parade were probably paid to show up!
jun 15, 2025, 8:50 pm • 1 0 • view
“Friendless Urinal Cake”
jun 15, 2025, 5:57 pm • 2 0 • view
It truly is difficult to believe. It’s as if someone cheated, right?
jun 15, 2025, 8:26 pm • 7 0 • view
The publix in Florida has dozens of stale little birthday cakes. They guessed wrong. Nobody wanted to celebrate with #Trump
jun 16, 2025, 3:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Jesse the protests were so effective Trump is thinking about making it a holiday. No other country with a king would praise a free speech event like this one.
jun 16, 2025, 3:38 pm • 1 0 • view
We all knew it on Nov 6rh
jun 16, 2025, 5:09 pm • 3 0 • view
I'm not a conspiracy theorist at all. HOWEVER, the election is starting to smell a bit. I hope the data analysts who are looking at the issues in NY state keep digging. It'll make no difference but we deserve to know.
jun 15, 2025, 8:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Outstanding!! U go America!!!!!! No Kings
jun 15, 2025, 6:15 pm • 3 0 • view
Imagine believing that decorum was more important to the Dems than investigations into the multitudes of reports and peculiar events around the elections. And imagine that their voters have the opinion that investigations are political persecution of the opponents. 🙄🤦♂️
jun 16, 2025, 6:39 am • 11 0 • view
Dominion and Smartmatic were accused BECAUSE the GOP knew their lawsuits would fail. They launched Palantir only when they felt the public would believe any charges would be seen as just a replay of the Dominion allegations. “We’ve seen all this before. There was nothing to it.”
jun 16, 2025, 9:23 pm • 1 0 • view
THANK YOU!!!!
jun 16, 2025, 7:38 am • 3 0 • view
I can understand to a very small point why fighting the election results was avoided. Don’t want to fall into the trap of the MAGA paranoia bs, but at some point, the math ain’t mathin. At least an audit for the sake of giving the voters peace of mind ffs
jun 16, 2025, 10:25 am • 5 0 • view
TACO would have spewed BS anyway but have become all smug if the investigations had led to nothing. Which was highly improbable as the reports about the many incidents went around the world, and I'm not speaking of social media. The question remains - why had the Dems given up at once?
jun 16, 2025, 10:34 am • 3 0 • view
it could be possible that most ppl who didnt vote trump (or vote at all) showed up, or even those that voted trump had an "oh fuck" moment and joined the protest
jun 15, 2025, 9:27 pm • 3 1 • view
“Friendless Urinal Cake King” FUCK trump! Ty, Jesse
jun 15, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh shit! “ friendless urinal cake”. That may be the best I’ve heard.
jun 15, 2025, 6:12 pm • 2 0 • view
@nbcnews.com @nytimes.com @washingtonpost.com hey the stealing of an election seems like a huge story? Maybe take one of your reporters off the propaganda beat and look into this 👀
jun 15, 2025, 10:14 pm • 9 1 • view
Bingo.
jun 15, 2025, 7:38 pm • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂😂😂
jun 16, 2025, 8:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Exactly!
jun 15, 2025, 8:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Something smells 🦨
jun 15, 2025, 8:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Because they don't have to like him to vote for him.
jun 15, 2025, 6:57 pm • 3 0 • view
Yeah, the evidence is mounting. Not fast enough for my taste though
jun 15, 2025, 10:47 pm • 3 0 • view
He didn't. He did cheat, and knowingly.
jun 15, 2025, 8:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Just proves the election was bought by Leon!
jun 16, 2025, 1:52 am • 1 0 • view
Your name for him is beyond excellent!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 It is very fitting in every way. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Thank you for the laugh!
jun 16, 2025, 12:27 am • 2 0 • view
👆THIS 🤣🤣🤣❤️
jun 16, 2025, 1:06 am • 1 0 • view
That's the thing though, most people who voted him hate his guts, but hate abortion more.
jun 15, 2025, 5:57 pm • 1 0 • view
I do not believe it, I wish I had the evidence to call shenanigans.
jun 15, 2025, 6:13 pm • 1 0 • view
When Armed Services upper echelon don't believe in their oath to the Constitution, how can Americans believe that trump hasn't created his own PERSONAL MILITARY. If they can't stand up against a demented draft dodger and an alcoholic White Supremacist, they don't intend to stand for DEMOCRACY or us.
jun 15, 2025, 5:32 pm • 6 0 • view
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
jun 15, 2025, 7:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Hey in the feed your post is blank I have to click comments before I can see it
jun 15, 2025, 8:29 pm • 1 0 • view
open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...
jun 16, 2025, 3:59 pm • 2 0 • view
I want to know more about this. Who is investigating?Do we have digital forensic specialists on this? We need a deep dive into Palantir and their relationship with DOGE.
jun 16, 2025, 8:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Friend deep in government security (many decades) said the oligarchs orchestrated this. That is why all the techbros were at trumps inauguration. It's been in the works since 2021. The companies had to change hands to not trip an investigation.
jun 16, 2025, 9:04 pm • 2 0 • view
I'm pretty sure there are way too many different colors on the B-day party side.
jun 15, 2025, 10:15 pm • 0 0 • view
This.
jun 15, 2025, 6:08 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
jun 16, 2025, 3:40 pm • 1 0 • view
I dunno what I love more - the graphic or the friendless urinal cake
jun 16, 2025, 2:16 am • 2 0 • view
Muskrat said Drumpf wouldn't have "won" without him.🧐
jun 15, 2025, 8:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Rigged election!
jun 15, 2025, 9:25 pm • 4 0 • view
He was “installed”
jun 16, 2025, 6:54 pm • 4 0 • view
Exactly even his daughter didn't go
jun 16, 2025, 11:06 am • 5 0 • view
Get owned orange expired tangerine!
jun 16, 2025, 2:26 am • 1 0 • view
Even the MAGAs didn’t come🤣
jun 16, 2025, 1:01 pm • 5 0 • view
They couldn’t afford the trip.
jun 16, 2025, 3:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Thank god they didn’t come, we don’t want these people reproducing. 😂
jun 16, 2025, 2:20 pm • 3 0 • view
I say for the next 3.5 years (and on) we say shit like: "Hey, Trump can't draw a crowd, the left can, I guess that means the left is the better option" After all they pretended that just because idiots wasted money on Trump merch and followed him around like a bunch of groupies, throw it back at em
jun 15, 2025, 4:10 pm • 6 0 • view
Source?
jun 16, 2025, 12:05 am • 0 0 • view
Just love that moniker! 😜
jun 15, 2025, 10:40 pm • 1 0 • view
1000 % correct
jun 16, 2025, 8:00 am • 1 0 • view
All the more reason to maybe recount the CORRECT number of votes! Musk did more than give $$$$$.
jun 15, 2025, 6:42 pm • 2 0 • view
Friendless urinal cake. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
jun 16, 2025, 2:33 am • 9 0 • view
OH another golden showers queen.
jun 15, 2025, 6:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Great post!
jun 15, 2025, 4:11 pm • 1 0 • view
The math ain't mathin' - there's no way he won every swing state, especially given he's already lost an election and he's deeply hated by a large portion of the country. No way.
jun 15, 2025, 8:35 pm • 74 2 • view
"Friendless Urinal Cake" LMAO🤣😂😆Brilliant synonym for Taco Man!
jun 16, 2025, 3:21 pm • 6 0 • view
he should have tied a pork chop around malignia's neck...
jun 16, 2025, 9:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Friendless urinal cake gets a follow!!!😂😂😂
jun 15, 2025, 6:56 pm • 2 0 • view
Of course he lost. But until we can tighten security on our voting machines, it won’t matter
jun 15, 2025, 8:34 pm • 13 0 • view
Day by day some of yall sound more and more like MAGA Utterly zero proof voting machines were fucked with, but I swear those Dominion machines are demonic!
jun 16, 2025, 12:55 am • 1 0 • view
Friendless Urinal Cake is absolutely getting saved by me to use later 💀
jun 16, 2025, 4:43 pm • 5 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 5:01 pm • 8 3 • view
jun 15, 2025, 11:11 pm • 3 0 • view
The contrast is far greater than this image.
jun 15, 2025, 5:50 pm • 2 0 • view
The inbred #MAGA hogs are gonna be coping for weeks! I’m waiting to see the “that shot of the parade is AI” posts from bootlicking incels and bitter divorced dads.
jun 16, 2025, 1:50 am • 1 0 • view
Yes, very strange isn’t it?
jun 15, 2025, 6:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Imagine one party spending two centuries eroding the system and destroying everything they can and finally winning! All because the other side just sat back and let him do anything they wanted for the whole time.
jun 15, 2025, 9:50 pm • 1 0 • view
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
jun 15, 2025, 6:57 pm • 3 0 • view
No he didn’t win.
jun 15, 2025, 8:45 pm • 1 0 • view
I just realized that you were going to have the insult spell out “fuck” but didn’t want to end it with king, because obviously he is no king? Swap out king with Kisser. 🤗 Now I’m imagining a urinal-shaped cake being kissed by a friendless guy.
jun 16, 2025, 6:16 am • 2 0 • view
Trump’s military parade showcased the U.S. military’s uniforms and flags from the Revolutionary War to WWII. But one was absent: the Confederate uniform and flag. That’s because the Confederate army was an enemy of our U.S. government. Yet Trump, J.D. Vance, and Pete Hegseth continue to praise it.
jun 15, 2025, 4:41 pm • 45 2 • view
Since the end of the Civil War, "the south will rise again" has echoed through the southern states. What most don't realize is that the Confederacy never truly left. It waited. Now we are being ruled by it.
jun 15, 2025, 5:44 pm • 23 0 • view
They absorbed many nazis after the war also.
jun 15, 2025, 6:32 pm • 9 0 • view
No Kings vs No Turnout!
jun 15, 2025, 4:58 pm • 1 0 • view
IMO there’s no fn way he won all swing states. Ronald Reagan was the last president to do that. No way trump is more popular than Reagan.
jun 15, 2025, 10:13 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m seeing a little too much diversity in that birthday party crowd.
jun 15, 2025, 5:41 pm • 4 0 • view
It IS hard to believe. I wonder is some monkey play was at work…
jun 15, 2025, 5:37 pm • 2 0 • view
Some places are doing a full recount.
jun 15, 2025, 6:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Always remember that most votes "for" fascism aren't actually from people who want fascism. It's mostly low information voters who don't like the situation. They're more voting against democrats who don't want progress, rather than for any of this shit.
jun 16, 2025, 3:09 pm • 5 0 • view
Incidentally, that's why booting David Hogg, pushing Sanders out, campaigning against their own progressive candidates, pretending the situation isn't that bad, and generally getting in the way of progress for donor reasons is going to continue hurting the democrats.
jun 16, 2025, 3:10 pm • 9 1 • view
This is also why the fix is simply to do progressive shit. Raise minimum wage. Fix the wealth gap. Deal with housing, infrastructure, mega corporations, layoff culture, healthcare. When Harris said the economy was "great, actually", we had record unemployment and food scarcity. Maybe just fix things
jun 16, 2025, 3:12 pm • 7 0 • view
Minor correction: "record unemployment"should read "record homelessness"
jun 17, 2025, 4:18 am • 0 0 • view
Bingo
jun 16, 2025, 5:57 pm • 0 0 • view
The Trump dots should probably have been all the same colour
jun 16, 2025, 11:54 am • 19 0 • view
I wonder how he bribe Melamine to show up. Maybe she gets a 6 month break.
jun 16, 2025, 2:18 pm • 4 0 • view
It’s completely transactional.
jun 16, 2025, 2:54 pm • 2 0 • view
Sadly, the fear of being ruled by a Black woman was pretty much all that really mattered. ✌🏻
jun 16, 2025, 3:52 am • 0 0 • view
Donald Trump: The Greatest Embarrassment
jun 16, 2025, 10:18 am • 1 0 • view
Never believed it for a second.
jun 15, 2025, 10:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Now this is the discussion we should be having. How many Russian bots voted in our election 🤷🏾♀️🥱
jun 15, 2025, 6:21 pm • 1 0 • view
meet lavora vincent www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQS...
jun 15, 2025, 7:01 pm • 11 0 • view
I'll definitely be suspicious if the elections in '26 and '28 aren't very different
jun 16, 2025, 6:44 pm • 7 0 • view
I truly believe we will eventually learn that either 1st bud was able to hack something, or they had something to do with the co that did a "small" upgrade on the voting machines to create the "winning" of all the swing states by the same %, an anomaly in itself!! I'll wait and see!
jun 16, 2025, 7:33 am • 17 0 • view
m.economictimes.com/news/interna...
jun 16, 2025, 10:37 am • 5 1 • view
This issue needs to be broadcast from every outlet!! The pos himself stated a couple of times during the campaign, that 1st bud can "access" anything! And, if you think about it, where was 1st bud focused?? I have a VERY BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS! HAVE SINCE WE REC'D THE RESULTS' SPECIFICS!
jun 16, 2025, 5:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Friendless Urinal Cake 🤌🫡 outstanding 😁
jun 15, 2025, 8:07 pm • 3 0 • view
It's not believable.
jun 15, 2025, 5:25 pm • 4 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 6:55 pm • 8 3 • view
We are on our own, nobody is coming to save us.
jun 15, 2025, 8:45 pm • 0 0 • view
yeah i am having more doubts about musk and the voting machines every day. unless every single person i know is just lying about who they, their spouses, parents and kids voted for
jun 15, 2025, 8:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Rigged in all swing states and Texas,of course.
jun 15, 2025, 4:38 pm • 9 0 • view
I dunno about Texas. On the one hand, Abbott is doing major voting suppression in the blue cities. OTOH, there's a lot of stupid here.
jun 16, 2025, 3:38 am • 1 0 • view
That's what it said in the investigation report.Texas included.
jun 16, 2025, 2:24 pm • 1 0 • view
To which report are you referring? Asking for link.
jun 16, 2025, 3:05 pm • 0 0 • view
A substack ,This Will Hold,also an article in the daily boulder.A lawsuit by Smart Elections has been given the go ahead with their lawsuit in Rockland NY.The substack has all the pertinent information.
jun 16, 2025, 8:58 pm • 1 0 • view
🤯
jun 16, 2025, 2:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Elmo and Thiel rigged it, I hope it all comes crashing down or we're fucked.They have the goods in the Rockland NY investigation.Of course you have to hunt for it bc MSM is ignoring it.
jun 15, 2025, 4:37 pm • 15 0 • view
Thiel is the key here…not sure exactly how, but he is dangerous
jun 15, 2025, 6:14 pm • 9 0 • view
Friendless urinal cake. 😂 I’m gonna remember that one for future use!
jun 15, 2025, 5:44 pm • 1 0 • view
He knows he didn’t legitimately win because he admitted that Musk helped him. This parade attendance should bring it home to him!
jun 15, 2025, 5:38 pm • 8 0 • view
"We don't need your votes. We're gonna fix it so good you won't ever have to vote again." -DJT
jun 15, 2025, 10:35 pm • 3 0 • view
if you actually believe this you should be so much more militant.
jun 17, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view
And even offered 1000 crypto coins and no one came!!!!!!
jun 15, 2025, 4:39 pm • 9 0 • view
Love IT! Another epic fail by the orange buffoon!
jun 16, 2025, 11:33 am • 3 0 • view
Something does indeed smell rotten in the so-called "swing states".
jun 15, 2025, 4:38 pm • 11 0 • view
Yes how did that transpire, I smell a rat…🐀📈
jun 15, 2025, 11:00 pm • 0 0 • view
I have questions about that. I think it was the biggest deal since the 1916 election.
jun 15, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Nobody ever wants to go to the birthday party of a psychopath
jun 15, 2025, 5:28 pm • 10 0 • view
Any other candidate could have beat him, but Biden and Kamala. They are both terrible and the establishment dems signed their own deathwish by running them.
jun 15, 2025, 6:40 pm • 2 0 • view
It’s the dead giveaway!
jun 15, 2025, 8:05 pm • 0 0 • view
“That’s Friendless Urinal Cake King! … wait.”
jun 15, 2025, 8:09 pm • 1 0 • view
When voters don’t vote, for whatever reason like for example genocide, then it leaves a vacuum where those votes might have otherwise gone. Do you think the election was somehow rigged? Imagine believing that.
jun 16, 2025, 1:00 am • 2 0 • view
Most conspiracy theories are just a collection of “isn’t that weird?” Sometimes weird things happen, get over it.
jun 15, 2025, 7:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Nothing says “get over it” like triggering yourself over a cartoon on the internet 🤡
jun 15, 2025, 7:24 pm • 3 0 • view
Oh no, you’ve called me triggered first, you’ve automatically won the exchange.
jun 15, 2025, 10:59 pm • 1 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 11:51 pm • 2 0 • view
Are they sitting on benches? The orange felon must be very angry that there was no throne for him. 🤔
jun 16, 2025, 1:47 am • 2 0 • view
jun 15, 2025, 11:07 pm • 3 0 • view
None of the poor who voted 4 him could afford to go. That's the vast majority of his voters. Few of the brown people could, because ICE. The super wealthy sent a few, but most had better things to do. Some others may have decided he wasn't worth it, after all. And all the rest were protesting.
jun 16, 2025, 2:31 pm • 1 0 • view
$45 million to say what I have known since the elections! [P.S. these are FREE]!!!
jun 15, 2025, 7:54 pm • 0 0 • view
dailyboulder.com/report-votin...
jun 16, 2025, 3:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Idk, people are stupid AF and are now only waking up
jun 15, 2025, 6:17 pm • 2 0 • view