Also, great use of the correct plural for Waffle House

Pics or it didn't happen

What kind of establishment are you in? Biker bar?

Roll tide

Damn got me beat by three

Her sister is banned from SIX

I dont want to contemplate what form of debauchery you would have to engage in to get banned from 1 WH, much less 4 or 6.

I got banned from one in PCB and it is truly a badge of honor

Do it dare ask?

I played $20 worth of she thinks my tractor’s sexy on the jukebox bc I thought it was funny. I deserved it. But also I was right.

Holy shit! WH is clearly showing restraint not banning you from all of their spots after something like that.

Did you call the cops and bust their meth operation? That's the only thing I can think of that would cause that in a PCB WH

Holly I’m getting individual fight recaps, I’m only through two, and I can’t breathe

WHERE ARE YOU

I have finally found a reason to get Spencer to come to Downtown DC

oh dear

I live there please tell me which dining establishment I should support with my non-waffle house dollars

Will DM

There’s Michelin stars (unreliable) and then there’s waffles house ban badges (the gold standard)

So this is the crime wave I’ve been hearing about.

Waffle House Disasters episode is what I’m hearing

If they were brothers there'd have been a whole podcast five Houses Waffle ago.

Now I’m wondering what the inter-House comms are like. Is there a Waffle House interpol?

Are they still on a paper memo system?

I could find out

I would be sincerely grateful

Burt's Intelligence Agency

It’s the CIA (No, the other one)

Big Waffle will find you

One more and she fills up her punch card and gets a free fight with the Waffle House cook of her choice.

is this AT a waffle house?

Okay but we have to know why.

If they're all in one geographical area, thos sounds court-ordered.

What are you, her parole officer?

Apparently this is her and her sister

So tbc, she's not a Wafflehouse waitress?

not violent enough and she lost fights

NOPE Apparently her sister is basically the Hulk

So she's *more powerful* than a Waffle House waitress?

This is the important question

Too nice?

How do you know? Does she have four waffle badges like a WW2 pilot tracking their kills?

The bar owner is a buddy and we might get her a pilot jacket with Waffle House silhouettes or Pokémon Gym Badges

If you start a GoFundMe, I will proudly donate

One more and she's an Ace

Go off, queen

I think the only course of action is to leave quickly and tip well

The GASP that went up from the entire bar when she said it

Important distinction: as an employee or a client?

CLIENT

Still impressed. But I’d like to meet the waitress that keeps getting hired at, and then subsequently banned from, multiple Waffle Houses.

Waffle House black list needs to be an official registry

Yeah. A registry of women I want to marry.

“you may not want to hire them but you definitely consider having them on speed dial”

Oh it’s hysterical because she is so soft spoken that you would not assume it Bar owner literally turned to her and said “oh I’m absolutely letting you close up now”

just giving her more access to that bottom shelf tequila before a WH house run

I think it’s Waffles House