Woke. 😔
Woke. 😔
Yeah, the government actually did just that, in the not-so-distant past.
You think she keeps it under her bed? Buried in her backyard?
Booby-trapped chest guarded by her quasit familiar
Under the dead bodies in the woods
That's what she was doing when she gave Trump "the best blowjob of his life", depositing her gold in his urethra
Yeah, when she talks about getting smeared every day, unfortunately the worst possible vision my brain desperately wants not to imagine comes to mind
In her crypt, covered with the soil of her native land.
Glovebox
in a cybertruck you can't get into if your phone dies, probably
Burying it in an undisclosed location near a spooky ghost town isn't woke.
RETVRN
The best part is they cant get their hands on their gold either.
that's why i laugh at anyone who thinks buying gold is useful for an apocalypse-scenario these right-wing weirdos concoct.
You cannot eat gold when there is nothing left to grow because the globe has gotten too hot to grow food.
😳😳😳
She's lying about having friends or dogs.
Most hated on earth? Most people don’t know who she is and those of us that have heard of her, forget she exists 99.9999999999% of the time. Bit of an overestimation on her part, I reckon.
That hideous thing loves to flatter herself. (no-one else will)
🤣
Its a toss up between loomer and Leavitt!! Both equally dread.
How is she still relevant? How?? She is an idiot!
Why can't "they" seize your gold?
Doesn’t 🍊 sell gold bars?
Loomer sounds like a used gold salesman
wtf can someone translate from MAGA into English
a ouija board is less intimidating ngl
Hey remember when we thought Paul Verhoven was over the top?
No, Kristi Noem will come for your dog with the approval of SCOTUS
Only Kristi Noem will come for her dog..
✅ I’m the victim ✅ Woke is bad ☑️ Free Space ✅ Not a Panican (nice) ✅ MAGA grift
The woke mob smears me daily. But I'm not panicked—because every night I smear on Carolina Reaper Pepper Cream—1,641,300 SHU—just so I can feel my face again.
I haven't scrolled down, but shouldn't people be riffing on this with other vendors substituted for Kirk Elliot? C'mon, people.
Why?
For laughs, writer.
I'm not panicked because of my Raid Shadow Legends sponser, download free today and earn new heroes! they can't seize these perks!
It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax.
Gold is easy to seize you can just pick it up and put it in the car.
These people are always crying.
KINDA LIKE HER INTELLECT. MORALS. ETHICS. RESPECT. VALUES. ALL THINGS YOU CAN'T SEIZE, BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
This is some 1940's radio drama shit! "And now and word from our sponser: Johnson's Nuts! When you think nuts, thinks Johnson's!"
She knows we can just take the gold right?
i choose to interpret the dogs in this scenario as being her feet
Wah wah cry hard cope harder
But he’s a DOCtor! /s
Wait. She doesn’t have any friends…
I thought they were required to specify when it is a paid for advert post.
I am not selling gold for her so I didn’t include the promo code etc.
They, not you. I know you're reposting. She is clearly profiting from that.
Right. I’m saying she includes a promo code and required info in her post.
Oh! Yeah glad you didn't share then.
always 👏 be 👏 grifting
dont think she needs to be concerned about the trump admin freezing her assets tbh
Morticia needs to make a buck.
Just. Wow.
If I saw her, I would NOT shoot her. Cause if humanity listens to somebody like that, we deserve what happens to us
Shameless plug from a shameless person...
Friends, Laura?
She sounds like she’s doing a commercial.
she is
“When the whole world turns on you” You realize it doesn’t have to be that way, right? A little empathy goes a long way.
Because it’s all the rest of the world behaving inappropriately, and not her, right?
I think they’re all narcissists.
Didn't she come for her own dogs lol
Gold is famously easy to seize.
Also that was noem apparently but I also can't keep the trumposphere straight either.
I mean, none of them are particularly worse than any other. they are all lockstep with modern american fascism, so any variety is gonna make my eyes glaze. "well this one has THREE children, but that one only has two" lol thanks for the correction lmfao
Same tbqh
Howard the Duck's sister invests in rare metals? Do tell . . .
As if any of us spend a second thinking about the loon.
I can’t keep her and MTG straight most of the time.
They kind of all run together after a while.
I can't even make some snazzy portmenteau of Bobo, MTG and LL.
Best I got is Boebert: the Gathering LLC.
If we think about her, it’s only to laugh at her. But now we’re coming for her precious metals and her dog (it needs to be saved).
She's a lot like those aliens in Dr who. I forget she exists as soon as my attention is diverted.
LL we don’t hate you. Personally you are my current favorite character in this reboot-remix of ‘House of Cards’ meets ‘All My Children’. Your guest role is by far the best thing about this season since the January 20 premiere. Slay queen, werk.
the conservative agenda is greedy and manipulative
Wow, what a nut. I read the caption first and was like no way she went into saying this, and she sure as shit just did and advertisement…for gold? Because dems are going to steal it now?
They're eating Laura Loomer's dogs.
Holy shit. This is real?! They really are just crisis actors grifting off everyone
Bitch is worried about libs coming for her dogs? She may want to keep Noem away instead.
Pretty sure Marge is the most hated woman on Earth Laura. You can't even break the top ten. With you, we collectively wonder who's the one getting the short straw in your relationship with your married boyfriend and agree it's a draw.
I'm a victim! Now a word from my sponsor.
We love her dogs. Her dogs don't spread disinformation brazenly across the internet. We just don't like her.
SOUNDS LIKE AN AD FOR DISHWASHING DETERGENT
😂🤣
We would never hurt the dogs, be reasonable.
They’re eating the cats and the dogs! What a pathetic play for sympathy.
Legitimately didn’t see that coming.
The funniest part of this is her claim that she has friends.
Jigsaw Barbie is right: Kirk Elliott Precious Metals will provide you with a durable value store, as well as last-ditch raw material for ammunition when the End Times come.
It seems they love insulting and offending everyone but can’t take the heat, poor conspiracy theory hacks such snowflakes
People do tend to get agitated when they're being gaslit daily.
Don't worry crazy lady, we're not the ones who go after dogs, Kristi Noeme is.
They babble.
Every single one of them is just a pathetic grifter.
Imagine claiming to be the most hated woman in the world when Caitlyn Jenner exists!
She keeps the gold ingots under her bed, and no she doesn't wash the sheets because it's woke
We live in the fucking Truman Show
i'm convinced that theres some sort of 2nd law of thermodynamics happening vis a vis her and charlie kirk's face, as his seems to shrink hers grows larger
Kirk Elliot Precious Metals sounds like their gold bars are made from pawned wedding rings.
but mostly lead...
I thought of this immediately. Still boycotting Goya. Fuck them.
It’s just beans. They were hoping for a sales boost. Please don’t forget that Ivanka has been completely absent from the public for years. It’s just beans; forgive Goya had an absolute disaster of an ad one time. It’s just fuckin beans. lol
Their (ex?) ceo is a qanon weirdo
Oh, he's still singing the praises of his favorite president. Just when I think he's been silent he gets right back up on that high horse. Fuck Goya.
Shes doing her Jujutsu and getting richer along with the crook she married from what Daddy felon is manipulating.
"Eh mucho gracious a Goya" Beeman
www.youtube.com/watch?v=htqX...
I have always loved the silly logic of gold investing. Like the world collapses, we’re all going to kneel down and start respecting the bartering of gold… because?
I’d rather lean in to a Mad Max style post-apocalyptic banditry lifestyle
This is the funniest ad I have ever seen
Also, try this trial subscription to MeUndies.
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MeUndies is an underwear manufacturer that most podcasts have been sponsored by at one time or another. I could equally have said Hello Fresh.
Oh, I totally thought it was something else! Sorry for the misread.
No worries; that's the Internet for you! So much context that nobody can keep track of. Peace.
Adobe should of bought gold from Kirk Elliott Precious Metals. To protect against those horses of genuinely upset customers and designers
Who is she anyway?
Trumps latest put and a major wack job despite having been recently rebuilt.
*rolls eyes* 🙄🙄
So she’s doing an ad for Kirk Elliott Precious Metals like Trump did with Tesla.
She's confused -- Noem's the one who's going to kill her dogs, not the woke mob. We love dogs.
she’s not the most hated woman on earth. stop it. casey anthony is still alive.
She should be more worried about Kristi Noem coming for her dogs.
Bish, the only one coming for your dogs is Kristi Noem.
#neoconsponcon
That’s Kristi Noem that’s coming for your dogs Nazi Laura, NOT the pro-democracy peeps.
What a journey
Gold can't be seized? 😂🤣
Pretty sure gold is pretty portable and thus seizable.
Let's seize her gold!
Food for a month.
All the facts I agree with in the "media" are true, this I don't agree with are fakenews.
Tedious gibbering idiot, no wonder she's the most hated woman on Earth 😉
The only person coming for her dogs is Kristi Noem The Dog Murderer.
She isn't worried the woke mob will come for her gold
Kristi Noem is coming for your dogs. Buy Gypto !
Someone better warn her that Kristi Noem -not the libs - will be coming for her dogs.
Forget gold. No metal is more precious than a few grams worth of lead in cerebellum, miss Loomer.
whoever told her gold isn’t seizable has grossly misled her
I'm guessing Pam Bondi told her that
In fact, I'd argue it's EASIER to seize than money in the bank, since that involves, you know paperwork and bureaucracy rather than just kicking your door down.
absolutely! She really should have bought an nft since you can’t seize something that doesn’t exist
🤣🤣🤣
I bet that’s super real gold too and not just some lead bars painted with gold foil.
That doesn't sound like drug fueled ranting at all
Actually we think you’re botched gender affirming care has demented your brain
Damn y'all she figured us out. How are we gonna cancel gold now???
She learned well from Trump. Now that you have a following - use it to advertise stuff! Classier than Trump's endorsements, not that that's an achievement. Anything's classier than his patriot bibles and tacky watches
The obnoxious merchandising of this admin gives so uh a greasy used car salesperson vibe. It give me the ick.
Maybe she should read up on former Senator Menendez.
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Please tell me that shit isn't real.
So transparent, yet people still buying the garbage they selling.
The MAGA grift in its purest form.
Kristy gnome is the only one known to go after dogs. Maybe worry about real threats.
lol, the most hated woman on earth? oh, honey.
If they came for her dogs, it would be to rescue them from that psychotic bitch.
I take it on X no one has to state that a paid ad is a paid ad.
I hope nobody talks shit to her dog online and causes her to panic
Primus U?? Wow, my kid should’ve gone there.
What? No DJT? Looney Loomer, I’m so disappointed.
I can literally hear the music bed kick on when I'm reading this.
She is nothing more than a fucking twat!
A pump and dump scheme in a broken currency market
Basically telling MAGA nuts to hurry and put their money into gold isn’t the calm “Trump’s got everything under control” message she is trying to project.
Miss, this is a Wendy's.
Her dogs are safe from her critics and from all critiques If anything her dogs should be rescued from her
this is brilliant, in a way
Maybe I'm missing something here, but gold seems incredibly seizable to me.
You got to include the video 😭
Or nuclear war can't melt....oh wait....
She doesn't have friends, does she?
Do ANY of these people EVER make any sense?
You can tell she’s lying when she talks about her “friends”.
She is not a PANICAN She belongs to the GOLD O P
I mean…
MAGA is just a giant bandwagon of grifters.
I do better without money. It's easier to steal from rich folks vacation homes. Nice lil air bnbs too.
No need to carry - there’ll be plenty of homes to raid
She will end up in prison. Maybe not for this current grifter, but she will run out of friends eventually
The USA, as a response to the Great Depression, made private ownership of gold in amounts over $100 illegal starting in 1933, and lasting until 1974. Stay in school, kids, so you don't end up like Laura Loomer.
I know for a fact that people could buy more than $100 of gold before 1974. There was no legal limit on how much jewelry one person can own. $100 got you 1.5 oz in 1972 but only almost half an ounce in 1974.
You need to differentiate bulk gold from gold used for artistic purposes. FDR's executive order treated the first, not the second. And Loomer's not talking about jewelry.
Guess what. Gold is gold. Of course I’ve only been working in the gold and jewelry industry since 1970. Gold is gold is gold. And even if you take all your jewelry and refine it to 24K and cast it in a bar it still belongs to you. We buy it in bulk.
If you'd like to argue with history, that's not me. I have no stake in this. I provided you with a general article on it, but that's the best I can do.
I’m not arguing. I’m speaking from professional experience.
Not to mention the vast fluctuations in gold prices even in the 70s. Do they come and take it away when the spot price doubles?
I'm sure there're books you could read about it. Sorry, but I do not know.
I do. I have been witking in gold and gems and high end designer jewelry for 54 years. The only time I had trouble was after 9/11 because the refiners were afraid people would sell the gold to buy weapons of mass destruction.
The order specifically exempted "customary use in industry, profession or art", a provision that covered artists, jewelers, dentists, sign-makers, etc." When FDR wrote the order, gold was valued at $20.67 per Troy ounce, & US
currency was backed by gold. in 1934, it was increased to $35 T/o, devaluing the dollar. Nixon took us off the gold standard in 1971.
I temember when it was $60. My first gold sale was a $60 bracelet, probably in 1969-70. I was about 12.
The real political divide in America: absolute rubes who fall for this BS vs everyone else
😂 I love that everything is such an obvious scam
I wonder how much she got paid for that? I always wonder about the whole "influencer" market
I’m guessing that gold isn’t portable
I wish there were that many ppl aware of who she is but I’m afraid not
But can you eat it
“When I come home from a hard day of being the most ‘hated woman ever’™️, I like to kick back and slide a gold ingot from Kirk Elliott Precious Metals deep inside me and diddle myself to woke mob fantasies”.
EVERYTHING is a fucking grift with these people
Must be tiring to be nuts.
sounds like insider trading to me
Has she met Kristi Noeme? BTW gold is the easiest of assets to seize. And it is surprisingly difficult to hide it’s the weight that makes it difficult to move and conceal.
But you see, this isn't actual gold that can be siezed but virtual gold that stays safe in the intranets.
Good luck in trying to cash that in when the banks start to fold or when they put a limit on withdrawals to stop a run on the dollar!
Her crack team of leprechaun security operatives will quickly put paid to any of that sort of malarkey. IF you can find their (definitely not gay) rainbow to begin with.
Who are you talking too?!
Gee, was there a link in her feed? Got to makesure she gets her cut you know.
I just looted her gold from the stage coach, chackmate, Loomer
“friends”
I’d be more worried about that Kristi Noem coming for my dogs.
Don't flatter yourself Laura. You're tied with a number of your friends.
Hey Loomer, are you referring to Jesus? You know Jesus is WOKE! Loves EVERYONE unconditionally! You and the other MAGA'S are so damn hateful by your actions and behaviors! Stop calling yourselves Christians when you ALL are nowhere close to being Christ like! You are all racists!
Top dollar too Great budiness acumen, this gal
Bitch we know your dogs don’t bark nasty conspiracies and get people fired.
So you care about gold and greed, over the normal hard-working person, who just want a normal life, who doesn’t bother anyone and wants to eat 3 meals a day… We know which side your bread is buttered, don’t we!
'Most hated woman on earth'? She flatters herself. She's a neo-Nazi has-been and will never be more than that.
😂
At least she agrees she is the most hated woman on earth. She had tough competition, Boebert, MTG, Mace, and Noem. So congrats to Loomer for her hard fought victory.
It’s all a fucking scam
you don't have friends Laura. You're hated bc you have a screw lose.
Okay, not only is she disgusting, she is totally insane.
Didn't they seize gold from Bob Menendez? Time to liberate Loomer's gold and her poor dogs.
WTAF
Hey, hey, hey, Oxi-clean is dead useful.
"They can kill my dogs, but I'll be fine because I bought guild bouillon." Totally sane thing to say...
Gold* bouillon...
Gold soup?
"come for my dogs" Does she think the woke mob are scientologists??
The woke mob isn't coming for her dogs. We're not Cosplay Kristi.
That is the most sponsored sounding post I've ever read.
I think she means Kristi Noem is coming for her dogs
That’s Kirk Elliott Precious Metals at the corner of Jefferson and Davis. When you need metals to weather your summer fling’s recession think Kirk Elliott.
In what world can “they” not seize your gold
That is, like, one of the most popular things to do with gold, historically
We would only come for your dogs to rescue them from you.
Truth.
Come now Laura the enthusiastic dog murderers are all in your party.
You can definitely seize somebody’s gold.
They’re all such grifters. It would be funny if they also weren’t in charge of everything.
Thing is you can't eat either unless you like pooping gold nuggets
😂😂😂😂😂
That whole thing reads like a Simpsons gag. She sounds like Krusty the Clown.
I think the news is she has friends.
That must be fox news
Amen. They’ll lie about anything.
Imagine a pharmaceutical that promises all that and more… youtu.be/Xk3G2cBeOok?...
She thinks I can’t take her gold? Like, what the hell else am I going to be up to post-apocalypse except looking to steal gold from the right-wing villains who caused the apocalypse? That’s going to be my new job.