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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

The woke mob is mean to me. But, I’m not panicked—because I bought gold from Kirk Elliott Precious Metals.

@LauraLoomer The media says I'm the most hated woman on Earth. The woke mob smears me daily. They've come for my friends. Sometimes I worry they will even come for my dogs. But, I'm not panicked-because I bought gold from Kirk Elliott Precious Metals. When the whole world turns on you, you better have something they can't freeze, seize, or cancel.
apr 8, 2025, 10:08 pm • 4,964 445

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

Woke. 😔

apr 8, 2025, 11:09 pm • 488 7 • view
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Lozen @blasphemousheretic.bsky.social

Yeah, the government actually did just that, in the not-so-distant past.

apr 9, 2025, 5:09 am • 1 0 • view
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kirin @koboldstyle.bsky.social

You think she keeps it under her bed? Buried in her backyard?

apr 8, 2025, 11:11 pm • 50 0 • view
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Shinyfailure @shinyfailure.bsky.social

Booby-trapped chest guarded by her quasit familiar

apr 9, 2025, 3:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Dustin Du Cane @dustinducane.bsky.social

Under the dead bodies in the woods

apr 8, 2025, 11:14 pm • 49 0 • view
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skarfs.bsky.social @skarfs.bsky.social

That's what she was doing when she gave Trump "the best blowjob of his life", depositing her gold in his urethra

apr 8, 2025, 11:20 pm • 3 0 • view
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kirin @koboldstyle.bsky.social

Yeah, when she talks about getting smeared every day, unfortunately the worst possible vision my brain desperately wants not to imagine comes to mind

apr 8, 2025, 11:23 pm • 3 0 • view
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🦊 Fox & Crow, for Bartleby Endeavors 🎥 @foxy99.bsky.social

In her crypt, covered with the soil of her native land.

apr 9, 2025, 3:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Xbob42 @xbob42.bsky.social

Glovebox

apr 9, 2025, 12:09 am • 0 0 • view
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kirin @koboldstyle.bsky.social

in a cybertruck you can't get into if your phone dies, probably

apr 9, 2025, 12:10 am • 3 0 • view
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John C. Catsluck @thecatsluckshow.com

Burying it in an undisclosed location near a spooky ghost town isn't woke.

apr 9, 2025, 1:49 am • 77 1 • view
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raccoocoonille.bsky.social @raccoocoonille.bsky.social

RETVRN

apr 9, 2025, 2:10 am • 13 1 • view
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Smedley's Butler @vogonpoetlaureate.bsky.social

The best part is they cant get their hands on their gold either.

apr 8, 2025, 11:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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TylerOnTheInternet @tylerontheinternet.bsky.social

that's why i laugh at anyone who thinks buying gold is useful for an apocalypse-scenario these right-wing weirdos concoct.

apr 9, 2025, 5:31 am • 4 0 • view
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Gof9GGof3 @gof9ggof3.bsky.social

You cannot eat gold when there is nothing left to grow because the globe has gotten too hot to grow food.

apr 9, 2025, 7:03 pm • 7 0 • view
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Kim Halliburton @bluetexaskim.bsky.social

😳😳😳

apr 9, 2025, 9:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nancy @nananancy.bsky.social

She's lying about having friends or dogs.

apr 9, 2025, 12:47 am • 3 0 • view
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happydaysahead.bsky.social @happydaysahead.bsky.social

Most hated on earth? Most people don’t know who she is and those of us that have heard of her, forget she exists 99.9999999999% of the time. Bit of an overestimation on her part, I reckon.

apr 9, 2025, 2:16 am • 17 0 • view
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buttercut.bsky.social @buttercut.bsky.social

That hideous thing loves to flatter herself. (no-one else will)

apr 9, 2025, 2:21 am • 6 0 • view
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happydaysahead.bsky.social @happydaysahead.bsky.social

🤣

apr 9, 2025, 2:24 am • 3 0 • view
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Lady Liberty @sadworld.bsky.social

Its a toss up between loomer and Leavitt!! Both equally dread.

apr 9, 2025, 9:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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GirlNextdoor 🦋 @rockyroadec.bsky.social

How is she still relevant? How?? She is an idiot!

apr 9, 2025, 3:20 am • 0 0 • view
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Steven Matheson @stevenmatheson.bsky.social

Why can't "they" seize your gold?

apr 8, 2025, 10:13 pm • 4 0 • view
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Patient Advocacy @patientadvocacy.bsky.social

Doesn’t 🍊 sell gold bars?

apr 8, 2025, 11:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Patient Advocacy @patientadvocacy.bsky.social

Loomer sounds like a used gold salesman

apr 8, 2025, 11:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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Patient Advocacy @patientadvocacy.bsky.social

wtf can someone translate from MAGA into English

apr 8, 2025, 11:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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HL @yurithirst.bsky.social

a ouija board is less intimidating ngl

apr 8, 2025, 11:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Expatriot @expatriot.bsky.social

Hey remember when we thought Paul Verhoven was over the top?

apr 8, 2025, 10:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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dozeedoe.bsky.social @dozeedoe.bsky.social

No, Kristi Noem will come for your dog with the approval of SCOTUS

apr 9, 2025, 10:05 pm • 5 0 • view
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urlcannonbear.bsky.social @urlcannonbear.bsky.social

Only Kristi Noem will come for her dog..

apr 9, 2025, 1:53 am • 2 0 • view
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Doremus Jessup 🇺🇸 @djessup.bsky.social

✅ I’m the victim ✅ Woke is bad ☑️ Free Space ✅ Not a Panican (nice) ✅ MAGA grift

apr 9, 2025, 12:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social

The woke mob smears me daily. But I'm not panicked—because every night I smear on Carolina Reaper Pepper Cream—1,641,300 SHU—just so I can feel my face again.

apr 8, 2025, 11:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social

I haven't scrolled down, but shouldn't people be riffing on this with other vendors substituted for Kirk Elliot? C'mon, people.

apr 8, 2025, 11:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Uneasy Writer @uneasywriter.bsky.social

Why?

apr 8, 2025, 11:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Uptown Sinclair @tuckfriendly.bsky.social

For laughs, writer.

apr 9, 2025, 12:21 am • 0 0 • view
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✨Mary!!✨ @kobayashimaruu.bsky.social

I'm not panicked because of my Raid Shadow Legends sponser, download free today and earn new heroes! they can't seize these perks!

apr 8, 2025, 10:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Interesting Times @elvigy.bsky.social

It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax.

apr 8, 2025, 11:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Oregano Jones, Legal Shitposter @oreganojones.bsky.social

Gold is easy to seize you can just pick it up and put it in the car.

apr 9, 2025, 2:28 am • 6 0 • view
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BonBon🤌 @roadreclaimed.bsky.social

These people are always crying.

apr 8, 2025, 11:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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The_truthurts @ohyeahisee.bsky.social

KINDA LIKE HER INTELLECT. MORALS. ETHICS. RESPECT. VALUES. ALL THINGS YOU CAN'T SEIZE, BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.

apr 9, 2025, 1:25 am • 2 0 • view
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Regular Size Ryan @renzweiler.bsky.social

This is some 1940's radio drama shit! "And now and word from our sponser: Johnson's Nuts! When you think nuts, thinks Johnson's!"

apr 9, 2025, 2:08 am • 3 0 • view
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Regular Size Ryan @renzweiler.bsky.social

Screenshot from Futurama showing Richard Nixon's head in a jar on stage with text at the bottom of image reading
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BipolarScorpio @bipolarscorpio.bsky.social

She knows we can just take the gold right?

apr 9, 2025, 12:50 pm • 6 0 • view
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craig (derogatory) @craigisonline.bsky.social

i choose to interpret the dogs in this scenario as being her feet

apr 8, 2025, 10:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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𓅊 Ms. HarpyLady @missharpylady.bsky.social

Wah wah cry hard cope harder

apr 9, 2025, 4:47 am • 0 0 • view
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Stephen C. Rea @stevierea.bsky.social

But he’s a DOCtor! /s

apr 8, 2025, 10:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rilyan Morokin @ob1moroney.bsky.social

Wait. She doesn’t have any friends…

apr 8, 2025, 11:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ready Player Zero @readyplayerzero.bsky.social

I thought they were required to specify when it is a paid for advert post.

apr 8, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

I am not selling gold for her so I didn’t include the promo code etc.

apr 8, 2025, 10:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ready Player Zero @readyplayerzero.bsky.social

They, not you. I know you're reposting. She is clearly profiting from that.

apr 8, 2025, 10:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social

Right. I’m saying she includes a promo code and required info in her post.

apr 8, 2025, 10:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ready Player Zero @readyplayerzero.bsky.social

Oh! Yeah glad you didn't share then.

apr 8, 2025, 10:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cobalt @403verboten.bsky.social

always 👏 be 👏 grifting

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⚠invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsky.social

dont think she needs to be concerned about the trump admin freezing her assets tbh

apr 8, 2025, 10:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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Souffle's Choice @soufflechoice.bsky.social

Variant of the Pepperidge Farm Remembers meme, but instead the caption reads: when the woke mob smears you daily, Kirk Elliot Precious Metals remembers.
apr 8, 2025, 11:03 pm • 23 1 • view
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Orry K @msbak.bsky.social

Morticia needs to make a buck.

apr 9, 2025, 10:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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BlueBirdie @theaberdie.bsky.social

Just. Wow.

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adamyoudell.bsky.social @adamyoudell.bsky.social

If I saw her, I would NOT shoot her. Cause if humanity listens to somebody like that, we deserve what happens to us

apr 9, 2025, 12:20 am • 0 0 • view
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Half-ass Matt @appa69.bsky.social

Shameless plug from a shameless person...

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Tigernan Pournelle, Furious Irish🏳️‍🌈 @tigerpournelle.bsky.social

Friends, Laura?

apr 9, 2025, 3:07 am • 2 0 • view
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Possibly Kimberly @possiblykim123.bsky.social

She sounds like she’s doing a commercial.

apr 9, 2025, 3:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kate @katef.bsky.social

she is

apr 9, 2025, 4:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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Gavin’s whisperer @sigonellapc3.bsky.social

“When the whole world turns on you” You realize it doesn’t have to be that way, right? A little empathy goes a long way.

apr 9, 2025, 12:23 pm • 8 0 • view
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sanasp.bsky.social @sanasp.bsky.social

Because it’s all the rest of the world behaving inappropriately, and not her, right?

apr 9, 2025, 10:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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Gavin’s whisperer @sigonellapc3.bsky.social

I think they’re all narcissists.

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🎃 Marxism no Jutsu 🎃 @marxismnojutsu.bsky.social

Didn't she come for her own dogs lol

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Geena @rocketshippillow.bsky.social

Gold is famously easy to seize.

apr 9, 2025, 1:21 am • 1 0 • view
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Geena @rocketshippillow.bsky.social

Also that was noem apparently but I also can't keep the trumposphere straight either.

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🎃 Marxism no Jutsu 🎃 @marxismnojutsu.bsky.social

I mean, none of them are particularly worse than any other. they are all lockstep with modern american fascism, so any variety is gonna make my eyes glaze. "well this one has THREE children, but that one only has two" lol thanks for the correction lmfao

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Geena @rocketshippillow.bsky.social

Same tbqh

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RygelDominar16 @rygeldominar16.bsky.social

Howard the Duck's sister invests in rare metals? Do tell . . .

apr 8, 2025, 11:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rebecca Rauber @defeatthefascists.bsky.social

As if any of us spend a second thinking about the loon.

apr 8, 2025, 10:09 pm • 16 0 • view
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com

I can’t keep her and MTG straight most of the time.

apr 8, 2025, 10:22 pm • 16 0 • view
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MoxieGrrl @moxiegrrl.bsky.social

They kind of all run together after a while.

apr 8, 2025, 10:22 pm • 7 0 • view
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Solitary Camel @solitarycamel.bsky.social

I can't even make some snazzy portmenteau of Bobo, MTG and LL.

apr 8, 2025, 11:16 pm • 2 0 • view
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Xan Maus @xanamaus.bsky.social

Best I got is Boebert: the Gathering LLC.

apr 9, 2025, 1:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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hebelkins.bsky.social @hebelkins.bsky.social

If we think about her, it’s only to laugh at her. But now we’re coming for her precious metals and her dog (it needs to be saved).

apr 8, 2025, 11:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Feline Suffrage Enthusiast @fancy-crisis.bsky.social

She's a lot like those aliens in Dr who. I forget she exists as soon as my attention is diverted.

apr 8, 2025, 10:37 pm • 3 0 • view
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Emily @emilymedvick.bsky.social

LL we don’t hate you. Personally you are my current favorite character in this reboot-remix of ‘House of Cards’ meets ‘All My Children’. Your guest role is by far the best thing about this season since the January 20 premiere. Slay queen, werk.

apr 9, 2025, 1:40 am • 7 0 • view
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social

image
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The Mutant Menace @themutantmenace.bsky.social

the conservative agenda is greedy and manipulative

apr 8, 2025, 10:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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laurencutler.bsky.social @laurencutler.bsky.social

Wow, what a nut. I read the caption first and was like no way she went into saying this, and she sure as shit just did and advertisement…for gold? Because dems are going to steal it now?

apr 8, 2025, 11:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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e-mart @emarten.bsky.social

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Rogerio Romao @rogerioromao.dev

They're eating Laura Loomer's dogs.

apr 8, 2025, 11:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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blakeyblakey-1-9.bsky.social @blakeyblakey-1-9.bsky.social

Holy shit. This is real?! They really are just crisis actors grifting off everyone

apr 8, 2025, 11:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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SD @stauggiedog.bsky.social

Bitch is worried about libs coming for her dogs? She may want to keep Noem away instead.

apr 9, 2025, 1:03 pm • 14 0 • view
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🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 @acciostickthing.bsky.social

Pretty sure Marge is the most hated woman on Earth Laura. You can't even break the top ten. With you, we collectively wonder who's the one getting the short straw in your relationship with your married boyfriend and agree it's a draw.

apr 8, 2025, 11:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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i_gvf 🇨🇦 @i-gvf.bsky.social

I'm a victim! Now a word from my sponsor.

apr 8, 2025, 11:07 pm • 37 2 • view
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Sam Hayes 🖊️ Final Edit! Ch 4/32 @writersamhayes.bsky.social

We love her dogs. Her dogs don't spread disinformation brazenly across the internet. We just don't like her.

apr 8, 2025, 10:11 pm • 14 0 • view
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Madison Bureaucrat @msbureaucrat.bsky.social

SOUNDS LIKE AN AD FOR DISHWASHING DETERGENT

apr 8, 2025, 11:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Smigman @smigman.bsky.social

Or bar Elonia soap.

Lux soap, featuring a feminine Elon Musk.
apr 9, 2025, 6:43 am • 5 0 • view
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Madison Bureaucrat @msbureaucrat.bsky.social

😂🤣

apr 9, 2025, 12:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Moss and Piglets @mossandpiglets.bsky.social

We would never hurt the dogs, be reasonable.

apr 9, 2025, 4:09 am • 3 0 • view
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Doug Holst @doug-holst.bsky.social

They’re eating the cats and the dogs! What a pathetic play for sympathy.

apr 8, 2025, 10:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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sychoshadows.bsky.social @sychoshadows.bsky.social

Legitimately didn’t see that coming.

apr 9, 2025, 3:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Bender @divebender.bsky.social

The funniest part of this is her claim that she has friends.

apr 8, 2025, 10:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Charles Cheeryble @tarkio.bsky.social

Jigsaw Barbie is right: Kirk Elliott Precious Metals will provide you with a durable value store, as well as last-ditch raw material for ammunition when the End Times come.

apr 9, 2025, 10:26 pm • 4 0 • view
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Lydia Medina @lydmed.bsky.social

It seems they love insulting and offending everyone but can’t take the heat, poor conspiracy theory hacks such snowflakes

apr 8, 2025, 11:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Writer - Lynn L./L. Bachman @llesher.bsky.social

People do tend to get agitated when they're being gaslit daily.

apr 9, 2025, 9:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Ciao-Bella79 @ciao-bella79.bsky.social

Don't worry crazy lady, we're not the ones who go after dogs, Kristi Noeme is.

apr 9, 2025, 2:54 pm • 7 0 • view
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Oakstave @oakstave.bsky.social

They babble.

apr 8, 2025, 11:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Peaopoe @peaopoe.bsky.social

Every single one of them is just a pathetic grifter.

apr 8, 2025, 11:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ivy, Queen Lady of Pigeons (she/her) 🕊💠 @ivyweber95.bsky.social

Imagine claiming to be the most hated woman in the world when Caitlyn Jenner exists!

apr 8, 2025, 11:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Frank Barbados @frankbarbados.bsky.social

She keeps the gold ingots under her bed, and no she doesn't wash the sheets because it's woke

apr 8, 2025, 10:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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your buddy eric ⚾ @ericplais.bsky.social

We live in the fucking Truman Show

apr 9, 2025, 4:30 am • 7 0 • view
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Alex @blackjam.net

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Hooting Zoo Ape @piss.coach

i'm convinced that theres some sort of 2nd law of thermodynamics happening vis a vis her and charlie kirk's face, as his seems to shrink hers grows larger

apr 8, 2025, 10:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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Matt @whatsupspence.bsky.social

Kirk Elliot Precious Metals sounds like their gold bars are made from pawned wedding rings.

apr 8, 2025, 11:29 pm • 16 0 • view
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darkglade.bsky.social @darkglade.bsky.social

but mostly lead...

apr 8, 2025, 11:40 pm • 7 0 • view
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brightshadow (pierogi lawyer) @cuil.world

christ they're all so embarrassing

ivanka shilling beans
apr 8, 2025, 11:24 pm • 119 5 • view
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charliesurfs.bsky.social @charliesurfs.bsky.social

image
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vintagecat.bsky.social @vintagecat.bsky.social

I thought of this immediately. Still boycotting Goya. Fuck them.

apr 9, 2025, 11:56 am • 16 0 • view
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whyysooserious.bsky.social @whyysooserious.bsky.social

It’s just beans. They were hoping for a sales boost. Please don’t forget that Ivanka has been completely absent from the public for years. It’s just beans; forgive Goya had an absolute disaster of an ad one time. It’s just fuckin beans. lol

apr 9, 2025, 6:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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brightshadow (pierogi lawyer) @cuil.world

Their (ex?) ceo is a qanon weirdo

apr 9, 2025, 9:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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janedinunzio.bsky.social @janedinunzio.bsky.social

Oh, he's still singing the praises of his favorite president. Just when I think he's been silent he gets right back up on that high horse. Fuck Goya.

apr 9, 2025, 9:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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tinksks58.bsky.social @tinksks58.bsky.social

Shes doing her Jujutsu and getting richer along with the crook she married from what Daddy felon is manipulating.

apr 9, 2025, 9:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Selale Z @selale.bsky.social

"Eh mucho gracious a Goya" Beeman

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Carmïchael💥Rasmussen 🇬🇪🎗 @fedtkage.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=htqX...

apr 9, 2025, 2:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Shivering Pug✨ @fayefaee.bsky.social

I have always loved the silly logic of gold investing. Like the world collapses, we’re all going to kneel down and start respecting the bartering of gold… because?

apr 9, 2025, 1:07 am • 3 0 • view
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MisanthropeLovesBirds𓄿𓄿 @bird-nerdco.bsky.social

I’d rather lean in to a Mad Max style post-apocalyptic banditry lifestyle

apr 9, 2025, 2:11 am • 2 0 • view
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Pizza for the People @alienkinkvr.bsky.social

This is the funniest ad I have ever seen

apr 8, 2025, 10:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Madame Hardy @madamehardy.bsky.social

Also, try this trial subscription to MeUndies.

apr 8, 2025, 10:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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Bender @divebender.bsky.social

🤮

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Madame Hardy @madamehardy.bsky.social

MeUndies is an underwear manufacturer that most podcasts have been sponsored by at one time or another. I could equally have said Hello Fresh.

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Bender @divebender.bsky.social

Oh, I totally thought it was something else! Sorry for the misread.

apr 9, 2025, 1:07 am • 1 0 • view
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Madame Hardy @madamehardy.bsky.social

No worries; that's the Internet for you! So much context that nobody can keep track of. Peace.

apr 9, 2025, 3:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Obscurem 🇺🇦 @obscurem.bsky.social

Adobe should of bought gold from Kirk Elliott Precious Metals. To protect against those horses of genuinely upset customers and designers

apr 9, 2025, 1:56 am • 1 0 • view
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clytemnestra65.bsky.social @clytemnestra65.bsky.social

Who is she anyway?

apr 9, 2025, 9:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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jcnyc2020.bsky.social @jcnyc2020.bsky.social

Trumps latest put and a major wack job despite having been recently rebuilt.

apr 9, 2025, 10:11 pm • 3 0 • view
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clytemnestra65.bsky.social @clytemnestra65.bsky.social

*rolls eyes* 🙄🙄

apr 9, 2025, 10:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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dozo-yoroshiku.bsky.social @dozo-yoroshiku.bsky.social

So she’s doing an ad for Kirk Elliott Precious Metals like Trump did with Tesla.

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allthinky; all these fascists bound to lose @allthinky.bsky.social

She's confused -- Noem's the one who's going to kill her dogs, not the woke mob. We love dogs.

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Liddle Lady ✨ @liddlest.bsky.social

she’s not the most hated woman on earth. stop it. casey anthony is still alive.

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Lauryl Sulfate @laurylsulfate.bsky.social

She should be more worried about Kristi Noem coming for her dogs.

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mpfirish.bsky.social @mpfirish.bsky.social

Bish, the only one coming for your dogs is Kristi Noem.

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Adam Altman @chaoskid.bsky.social

#neoconsponcon

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OneSerenityNow @oneserenitynow.bsky.social

That’s Kristi Noem that’s coming for your dogs Nazi Laura, NOT the pro-democracy peeps.

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"High-Agency" Dale: Seed Battle Destiny @nbagagortion.bsky.social

What a journey

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Karl Mathews 🌱 @cheezdhippt.bsky.social

Gold can't be seized? 😂🤣

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DisPater Diabolus @digitaldiabolus.bsky.social

Pretty sure gold is pretty portable and thus seizable.

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Cobie Yo @cobieef.bsky.social

Let's seize her gold!

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JF 🇨🇦 @gijoke.bsky.social

Food for a month.

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NarwhalDad @narwhaldad.bsky.social

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James Umbanhowar @jumbanho.bsky.social

All the facts I agree with in the "media" are true, this I don't agree with are fakenews.

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peteferg @peteferg.bsky.social

Tedious gibbering idiot, no wonder she's the most hated woman on Earth 😉

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Lady von Hammersmark @ladyvonhammersmark.bsky.social

The only person coming for her dogs is Kristi Noem The Dog Murderer.

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aran 🏳️‍⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social

She isn't worried the woke mob will come for her gold

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Science Toad.. Steven Miller is a nazi @sciencefrog.bsky.social

Just saying

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Ponder @weponderj.bsky.social

Kristi Noem is coming for your dogs. Buy Gypto !

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Karen Newcombe 🐈‍⬛ @karen-newcombe.bsky.social

Someone better warn her that Kristi Noem -not the libs - will be coming for her dogs.

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BrainybearNL @contemplacing.bsky.social

Forget gold. No metal is more precious than a few grams worth of lead in cerebellum, miss Loomer.

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Juliess31 @juliess31.bsky.social

whoever told her gold isn’t seizable has grossly misled her

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Henry S. Wallace @henryswallace.bsky.social

I'm guessing Pam Bondi told her that

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darkglade.bsky.social @darkglade.bsky.social

In fact, I'd argue it's EASIER to seize than money in the bank, since that involves, you know paperwork and bureaucracy rather than just kicking your door down.

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Juliess31 @juliess31.bsky.social

absolutely! She really should have bought an nft since you can’t seize something that doesn’t exist

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darkglade.bsky.social @darkglade.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

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TheLastStarfighter @laststarfighter42.bsky.social

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Uneasy Writer @uneasywriter.bsky.social

I bet that’s super real gold too and not just some lead bars painted with gold foil.

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tsam.bsky.social @tsam.bsky.social

That doesn't sound like drug fueled ranting at all

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Tracy @tracy44.bsky.social

Actually we think you’re botched gender affirming care has demented your brain

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Sean Kearney @kearfacts.bsky.social

Damn y'all she figured us out. How are we gonna cancel gold now???

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callanrm.bsky.social @callanrm.bsky.social

She learned well from Trump. Now that you have a following - use it to advertise stuff! Classier than Trump's endorsements, not that that's an achievement. Anything's classier than his patriot bibles and tacky watches

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Helena👋🏻🧺 @helenahandbasket5.bsky.social

The obnoxious merchandising of this admin gives so uh a greasy used car salesperson vibe. It give me the ick.

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Friskiedgrrl 🏳️‍🌈 💙🍁 🌊🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @friskiedgrrl.bsky.social

Maybe she should read up on former Senator Menendez.

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Anne @annejustanne.bsky.social

‼️

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Vinmcdz @gavinmcdougal.bsky.social

Please tell me that shit isn't real.

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Everything is Public Health @everythingisph.bsky.social

So transparent, yet people still buying the garbage they selling.

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Strix Varia @peterb77.bsky.social

The MAGA grift in its purest form.

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Historycat I @historycat.bsky.social

Kristy gnome is the only one known to go after dogs. Maybe worry about real threats.

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calamity jim @calamityjim.bsky.social

lol, the most hated woman on earth? oh, honey.

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Lozen @blasphemousheretic.bsky.social

If they came for her dogs, it would be to rescue them from that psychotic bitch.

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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social

I take it on X no one has to state that a paid ad is a paid ad.

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Jeseph @jeseph.com

I hope nobody talks shit to her dog online and causes her to panic

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Cayzzer @cayzzer.bsky.social

What could possibly go wrong?

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hebelkins.bsky.social @hebelkins.bsky.social

Primus U?? Wow, my kid should’ve gone there.

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Cayzzer @cayzzer.bsky.social

What? No DJT? Looney Loomer, I’m so disappointed.

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Oscar Gonzalez @ogreporter.bsky.social

I can literally hear the music bed kick on when I'm reading this.

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Joseph Miller @yosef52.bsky.social

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SirBusterGoodpup @sirbustergoodoup.bsky.social

She is nothing more than a fucking twat!

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Doubting Tommy @doubtingtommy.bsky.social

A pump and dump scheme in a broken currency market

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Darbyfish @darbyfish.bsky.social

Basically telling MAGA nuts to hurry and put their money into gold isn’t the calm “Trump’s got everything under control” message she is trying to project.

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LethalDose50 @lethaldose50.bsky.social

Miss, this is a Wendy's.

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Willson @rwillson.bsky.social

Her dogs are safe from her critics and from all critiques If anything her dogs should be rescued from her

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kevin @kevdog.cool

this is brilliant, in a way

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Xavier @izol.bsky.social

Maybe I'm missing something here, but gold seems incredibly seizable to me.

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social

You got to include the video 😭

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jonathanmlewis.bsky.social @jonathanmlewis.bsky.social

Or nuclear war can't melt....oh wait....

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Vin, one with the Force @vtring.bsky.social

She doesn't have friends, does she?

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None Is The Number @noneisthenumber.bsky.social

Do ANY of these people EVER make any sense?

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Nevertheless, She Persisted @educatedrants.bsky.social

You can tell she’s lying when she talks about her “friends”.

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Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social

She is not a PANICAN She belongs to the GOLD O P

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Unsweetened Caroline @redmenace.bsky.social

I mean…

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NP Sweeney @mrweeney.bsky.social

MAGA is just a giant bandwagon of grifters.

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UrMomLikesMyFood @murkmoreceos.bsky.social

I do better without money. It's easier to steal from rich folks vacation homes. Nice lil air bnbs too.

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Gavin’s whisperer @sigonellapc3.bsky.social

No need to carry - there’ll be plenty of homes to raid

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Angie @sassystrega.bsky.social

She will end up in prison. Maybe not for this current grifter, but she will run out of friends eventually

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Barak-Har Elkin @barak-har-elkin.bsky.social

The USA, as a response to the Great Depression, made private ownership of gold in amounts over $100 illegal starting in 1933, and lasting until 1974. Stay in school, kids, so you don't end up like Laura Loomer.

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joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social

I know for a fact that people could buy more than $100 of gold before 1974. There was no legal limit on how much jewelry one person can own. $100 got you 1.5 oz in 1972 but only almost half an ounce in 1974.

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Barak-Har Elkin @barak-har-elkin.bsky.social

You need to differentiate bulk gold from gold used for artistic purposes. FDR's executive order treated the first, not the second. And Loomer's not talking about jewelry.

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joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social

Guess what. Gold is gold. Of course I’ve only been working in the gold and jewelry industry since 1970. Gold is gold is gold. And even if you take all your jewelry and refine it to 24K and cast it in a bar it still belongs to you. We buy it in bulk.

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Barak-Har Elkin @barak-har-elkin.bsky.social

If you'd like to argue with history, that's not me. I have no stake in this. I provided you with a general article on it, but that's the best I can do.

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joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social

I’m not arguing. I’m speaking from professional experience.

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joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social

Not to mention the vast fluctuations in gold prices even in the 70s. Do they come and take it away when the spot price doubles?

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Barak-Har Elkin @barak-har-elkin.bsky.social

I'm sure there're books you could read about it. Sorry, but I do not know.

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joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social

I do. I have been witking in gold and gems and high end designer jewelry for 54 years. The only time I had trouble was after 9/11 because the refiners were afraid people would sell the gold to buy weapons of mass destruction.

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Barak-Har Elkin @barak-har-elkin.bsky.social

The order specifically exempted "customary use in industry, profession or art", a provision that covered artists, jewelers, dentists, sign-makers, etc." When FDR wrote the order, gold was valued at $20.67 per Troy ounce, & US

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Barak-Har Elkin @barak-har-elkin.bsky.social

currency was backed by gold. in 1934, it was increased to $35 T/o, devaluing the dollar. Nixon took us off the gold standard in 1971.

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joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social

I temember when it was $60. My first gold sale was a $60 bracelet, probably in 1969-70. I was about 12.

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acebojangles.bsky.social @acebojangles.bsky.social

The real political divide in America: absolute rubes who fall for this BS vs everyone else

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Scott ACAB Black Lives Matter Menor 🍉 PhD @smenor.com

😂 I love that everything is such an obvious scam

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Auntie Mame 🇺🇦☮️🇬🇱 @auntiemamelives.bsky.social

I wonder how much she got paid for that? I always wonder about the whole "influencer" market

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Judy@lifewasgood.bsky.social @lifewasgood.bsky.social

I’m guessing that gold isn’t portable

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renée. @readingrenee.bsky.social

I wish there were that many ppl aware of who she is but I’m afraid not

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Alice Tawhai @alicetawhai.bsky.social

But can you eat it

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Desert Dog Dad @caristocratico.bsky.social

“When I come home from a hard day of being the most ‘hated woman ever’™️, I like to kick back and slide a gold ingot from Kirk Elliott Precious Metals deep inside me and diddle myself to woke mob fantasies”.

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🌿Fern🌿 @itmustbebunnies.bsky.social

EVERYTHING is a fucking grift with these people

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MJS3082 @mjs3082.bsky.social

Must be tiring to be nuts.

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Random @corwin007.bsky.social

sounds like insider trading to me

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Mr T @mrtmdc.bsky.social

Has she met Kristi Noeme? BTW gold is the easiest of assets to seize. And it is surprisingly difficult to hide it’s the weight that makes it difficult to move and conceal.

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Selale Z @selale.bsky.social

But you see, this isn't actual gold that can be siezed but virtual gold that stays safe in the intranets.

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Mr T @mrtmdc.bsky.social

Good luck in trying to cash that in when the banks start to fold or when they put a limit on withdrawals to stop a run on the dollar!

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Rex Widerstrom @rexwiderstrom.bsky.social

Her crack team of leprechaun security operatives will quickly put paid to any of that sort of malarkey. IF you can find their (definitely not gay) rainbow to begin with.

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domesticatedzedonk.bsky.social @domesticatedzedonk.bsky.social

Who are you talking too?!

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Cheryl Kuhnert @demme.bsky.social

Gee, was there a link in her feed? Got to makesure she gets her cut you know.

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Mike Turczyn 🇺🇦 @waywardcodex.bsky.social

I just looted her gold from the stage coach, chackmate, Loomer

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alan on the back .40 @ginnygram2010.bsky.social

“friends”

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@jude🏳️‍🌈🥥🌴🏳️‍⚧️ @jude1166.bsky.social

I’d be more worried about that Kristi Noem coming for my dogs.

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badPuppy @badpuppy1492.bsky.social

Don't flatter yourself Laura. You're tied with a number of your friends.

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bamaguy1.bsky.social @bamaguy1.bsky.social

Hey Loomer, are you referring to Jesus? You know Jesus is WOKE! Loves EVERYONE unconditionally! You and the other MAGA'S are so damn hateful by your actions and behaviors! Stop calling yourselves Christians when you ALL are nowhere close to being Christ like! You are all racists!

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sanasp.bsky.social @sanasp.bsky.social

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angelusmerula.bsky.social @angelusmerula.bsky.social

Top dollar too Great budiness acumen, this gal

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OGLeahAnderson ✒️📓 @iamleahanderson.bsky.social

Bitch we know your dogs don’t bark nasty conspiracies and get people fired.

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Popandmarsh @popandmarsh.bsky.social

So you care about gold and greed, over the normal hard-working person, who just want a normal life, who doesn’t bother anyone and wants to eat 3 meals a day… We know which side your bread is buttered, don’t we!

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Untitled Anarchist Seagull Channel/Hyperpolyglotting @uaschyperpolyglot.bsky.social

'Most hated woman on earth'? She flatters herself. She's a neo-Nazi has-been and will never be more than that.

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Trish @trishinohio.bsky.social

😂

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enahchine.bsky.social @enahchine.bsky.social

At least she agrees she is the most hated woman on earth. She had tough competition, Boebert, MTG, Mace, and Noem. So congrats to Loomer for her hard fought victory.

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Jim @jimc5.bsky.social

It’s all a fucking scam

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CrazyCatsMom @crazycatlady239.bsky.social

you don't have friends Laura. You're hated bc you have a screw lose.

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CitrineGlitters @citrineglitter.bsky.social

Okay, not only is she disgusting, she is totally insane.

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Shawn Schillberg @shawnst.bsky.social

Didn't they seize gold from Bob Menendez? Time to liberate Loomer's gold and her poor dogs.

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Fabian Donato @reliablenarrator.bsky.social

WTAF

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a lil butt @emerysage.bsky.social

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EJP.40 @ejp40.bsky.social

Hey, hey, hey, Oxi-clean is dead useful.

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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social

"They can kill my dogs, but I'll be fine because I bought guild bouillon." Totally sane thing to say...

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Abyzien Serpentis (he/him) 🦋 @abyzien.satan.social

Gold* bouillon...

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Stevie @officialstehee.bsky.social

Gold soup?

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Ginger L Raine @gingerlraine.bsky.social

"come for my dogs" Does she think the woke mob are scientologists??

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KariG🇺🇦 @pyrmom22.bsky.social

The woke mob isn't coming for her dogs. We're not Cosplay Kristi.

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Paul // Lost Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦 @lostscot.bsky.social

That is the most sponsored sounding post I've ever read.

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Maud Hart @hartsigns.bsky.social

I think she means Kristi Noem is coming for her dogs

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Marshal Eaton (He/Him) @marshaleaton.bsky.social

That’s Kirk Elliott Precious Metals at the corner of Jefferson and Davis. When you need metals to weather your summer fling’s recession think Kirk Elliott.

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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster

In what world can “they” not seize your gold

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Dave (@6502_ftw from Tweets) @cursed.monster

That is, like, one of the most popular things to do with gold, historically

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Silver Goddess @gorgeousgoddess.bsky.social

We would only come for your dogs to rescue them from you.

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Resisting Bitch Face 💪🧢 @jojo-mar.bsky.social

Truth.

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Padraig2112 @isomorphism.net

Come now Laura the enthusiastic dog murderers are all in your party.

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Anthony @anthony60202.bsky.social

You can definitely seize somebody’s gold.

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Ubik12 @ubik12.bsky.social

They’re all such grifters. It would be funny if they also weren’t in charge of everything.

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Moredread 🍁 @sgtmoredread.bsky.social

Thing is you can't eat either unless you like pooping gold nuggets

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barbisblue @barbisblue.bsky.social

😂😂😂😂😂

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Boon and Strummer @boonandstrummer.bsky.social

That whole thing reads like a Simpsons gag. She sounds like Krusty the Clown.

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Logc @july2022.bsky.social

I think the news is she has friends.

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buttercut.bsky.social @buttercut.bsky.social

That must be fox news

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Logc @july2022.bsky.social

Amen. They’ll lie about anything.

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JustMark @marksjustice.bsky.social

Imagine a pharmaceutical that promises all that and more… youtu.be/Xk3G2cBeOok?...

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elenacorinne.bsky.social @elenacorinne.bsky.social

She thinks I can’t take her gold? Like, what the hell else am I going to be up to post-apocalypse except looking to steal gold from the right-wing villains who caused the apocalypse? That’s going to be my new job.

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