“Thank GOD the National Guard is here while I EAT MY PIZZA,” shouts a woman at Red Light on 14th in DC as yet another trio of guardsmen walk by.
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Meanwhile "eating in public" is a federal offense worthy of public beating by federal officers on the other side of the city. bsky.app/profile/iwil...
aug 24, 2025, 10:29 am • 54 13 • view
Thank goodness we’ll finally put a stop to all that mobile snacking!
aug 24, 2025, 3:31 pm • 4 1 • view
WTF
aug 25, 2025, 2:14 am • 0 0 • view
Right.
aug 25, 2025, 2:19 am • 0 0 • view
Yeah boy that eating in public stuff was getting way out of hand!
aug 24, 2025, 12:15 pm • 23 0 • view
Food?! On my street?!
aug 24, 2025, 9:20 pm • 6 0 • view
I was waiting for the taco trucks on every corner, but unfortunately it hasn't worked out
aug 24, 2025, 9:57 pm • 13 0 • view
👍☺️
aug 24, 2025, 9:58 am • 0 0 • view
The woman is black and from New York.
aug 24, 2025, 6:36 am • 1 0 • view
Wow racist much? What does that have to do with anything she said?
aug 24, 2025, 9:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Please check what the felon said yesterday. Thanks.
aug 24, 2025, 9:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Must have been two doing the same thing tonight if that’s who you saw!
aug 24, 2025, 8:11 am • 2 0 • view
It’s most of them queens many people say.
aug 24, 2025, 12:24 pm • 0 0 • view
As a veteran I ask that we don't pick on the guard members. They are following orders. They are away from family missing important events like the first day of school, birthdays, anniversaries, etc. We need to direct this energy towards congress, because they are the ones who can stop this.
aug 24, 2025, 9:28 pm • 2 0 • view
there's no gun to their heads. unlike the guns they're putting to regular people's heads, which do exist.
aug 25, 2025, 12:47 pm • 7 0 • view
Just like the Nazis that were "just following orders"? I don't think so.
aug 25, 2025, 12:59 am • 7 0 • view
Oh shut up - everyone should mock you too
aug 26, 2025, 12:00 am • 0 0 • view
Becky have you considered keeping the dumb thoughts to yourself
aug 25, 2025, 12:04 pm • 19 0 • view
Oh look! We have a Nazi collaborator! 👆
aug 25, 2025, 2:44 pm • 1 0 • view
So. All I'm saying is be kind. You don't have to receive them like heros. I'm quite sure the guard members can handle being made fun of. Most of them probably agree with us.
aug 25, 2025, 12:01 am • 1 0 • view
No. They deserve to have bricks thrown at their heads.
aug 25, 2025, 12:06 pm • 8 0 • view
Then why don't they just say NO!
aug 25, 2025, 8:12 am • 6 0 • view
No. No kindness for Nazis. Stop asking that we see these monsters as people, they're not, they're fucking monsters who deserve to be treated as such.
aug 25, 2025, 12:47 pm • 4 0 • view
They are oath-breakers, quisling. Following orders excuses nothing.
aug 25, 2025, 12:09 pm • 5 0 • view
So were the Nazis. These guard members are following illegal orders.
aug 25, 2025, 8:10 am • 9 0 • view
Quitting is an option.
aug 25, 2025, 12:08 pm • 7 0 • view
It's not 'picking on them' to not greet them like heroes. It's not a personal attack to point out to them that the job they're doing is pointless and unwelcome. People are treating the guards like they're people with opinions, not military machines - isn't that a good thing?
aug 24, 2025, 11:12 pm • 12 0 • view
Damn you're a bad and stupid person.
aug 25, 2025, 12:13 pm • 4 0 • view
"Just following orders" has never been an acceptable excuse. Every Guard member could end this today if they all refused to act on unjust, unlawful orders. It takes no intestinal fortitude whatsoever to collect these paychecks. So no, I say go ahead and pick away. They chose to be in the guard.
aug 25, 2025, 3:09 pm • 4 0 • view
If they're gonna just be another kind of cop then ACAB applies to the National Guard too.
aug 24, 2025, 11:19 pm • 14 0 • view
No
aug 25, 2025, 12:05 pm • 6 0 • view
They have a duty to disobey unlawful orders. As the Geneva Convention states, just following orders isn’t a defense.
aug 24, 2025, 9:46 pm • 44 3 • view
They could just not follow the orders.
aug 25, 2025, 12:08 pm • 5 0 • view
You are allowed to not follow orders that are illegal or against the constitution and freedom of this nation. The fact that they are willingly doing this shows they don't care. Remember the Germans were just following orders
aug 24, 2025, 9:50 pm • 24 0 • view
Actually, the guard can stop it themselves by....not doing it.
aug 24, 2025, 9:49 pm • 31 0 • view
👎
aug 24, 2025, 10:29 pm • 7 0 • view
They can quit anytime. They can get a job at wawa and actually contribute something to society.
aug 25, 2025, 9:22 pm • 0 0 • view
stfu
aug 25, 2025, 12:01 pm • 5 0 • view
That’s called the Nuremberg Defense. And it didn’t help the Nazis who were “just following orders” either.
aug 24, 2025, 10:42 pm • 20 0 • view
Please read about the Nuremberg Defense.
aug 24, 2025, 9:42 pm • 31 1 • view
waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
aug 24, 2025, 9:51 pm • 13 0 • view
No.
aug 24, 2025, 9:56 pm • 10 0 • view
why do you sympathize with the oppressor?
aug 25, 2025, 1:36 pm • 6 0 • view
If the all-volunteer national guard can’t take someone making fun of them on the street why should they be allowed to wear a uniform and carry guns? Suck it up, buttercup.
aug 24, 2025, 9:56 pm • 22 0 • view
“They are following orders” sounds so familiar, I can almost remember
aug 24, 2025, 11:58 pm • 13 0 • view
Is Trump's ICE/National Guard takeover of Blue Cities really an undeclared Civil War? The Confederacy tried to take DC many times, but Trump's Nat'l Guard (from Southern States) just WALKED IN What will physically STOP ICE Agents from -SURPRISE- taking city hall and installing Trump loyalists?
aug 24, 2025, 10:09 pm • 4 0 • view
Seriously - what would physically STOP this from happening? They almost took the capital on Jan 6th ...stopped by a handful of Capital Police who were LITERALLY the only thing that saved our democracy that day
aug 24, 2025, 10:39 pm • 5 1 • view
Tbf, they were also stopped because they were too stupid to have an actual plan.
aug 25, 2025, 11:16 am • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 24, 2025, 4:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Everything we pizza, we pizza with love. bsky.app/profile/vidm...
aug 24, 2025, 5:36 am • 1 0 • view
Sarcasm against the machine ✊
aug 24, 2025, 11:15 am • 2 0 • view
Some wild sewer monster might jump out and grab your 🍕. Be glad they’re there. Sarcasm. Living in DC for 8 years finely tuned my smart ass level. Sometimes I cringe at the 💩 I said to authorities as likely resulting in death now. Be careful. Stand up for yourselves and others, but stay safe.
aug 24, 2025, 3:09 am • 29 0 • view
I noticed that too. Funny.
aug 24, 2025, 2:51 pm • 3 0 • view
Lmao perfect!
aug 24, 2025, 9:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Random TMNT reference
aug 24, 2025, 9:35 pm • 1 0 • view
The funniest part is, I was not even thinking about the TMNT. I have had so many random encounters of food abduction in DC, I was only thinking of the pizza. And I think the one below it came in at the same time.
aug 24, 2025, 10:11 pm • 2 0 • view
They’re turtles, not monsters. They wanna save the day.
aug 24, 2025, 10:13 pm • 1 0 • view
The joke flew right over your head
aug 24, 2025, 10:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Once I saw the turtle meme, I laughed my ass off.
aug 24, 2025, 10:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Many employers pay guard and reserve employees “make whole” pay when activated. I wonder how many companies will rethink this policy when their employees are gone for extended times to occupy US cities?
aug 24, 2025, 5:30 am • 116 12 • view
That is actually an excellent idea- consumers and the public shame companies for enabling the occupation of our cities. We below push against the business pillars to resist (see indivisible.org excellent trainings for resistance)
aug 24, 2025, 10:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Yup.. when these businesses have to keep coming out of pocket to pay for their employees to walk around DC for nothin we can enjoy more leopards eating faces if they were ignorant enough to vote for this 💩.
aug 24, 2025, 11:27 am • 9 3 • view
So many Jodying opportunities about to open up...and not just in military base towns now, anybody can play.
aug 24, 2025, 10:18 pm • 1 0 • view
like cbs they will suck up to the orange fuhrer
aug 24, 2025, 9:42 am • 22 1 • view
"In lieu of paying our employees to make them whole, we'll donate that money to the Trump Foundation. And ask our employees to match..."
aug 24, 2025, 12:42 pm • 25 2 • view
When they get back from their deployment people will spit on them and call them “pizza killer”.
aug 24, 2025, 8:59 am • 1 0 • view
Eating pizza at a red light in DC is a CAPITOL crime now. Punishable by being sent to Uganda with no due process.
aug 24, 2025, 12:25 pm • 4 0 • view
Meanwhile the crime epidemic continues at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
aug 24, 2025, 11:21 am • 36 6 • view
Had me in the first half NGL
aug 24, 2025, 4:05 pm • 4 0 • view
May her cheese to sauce ratio always be exactly right 🙌
aug 24, 2025, 5:43 am • 23 2 • view
"Making your Mum and Dad proud" is surely the shout?
aug 25, 2025, 1:11 pm • 2 0 • view
Just wait until these guardsmen finally go back to their civilian jobs. "You were deployed? What vital mission did you do? Are you embarrassed? You should be. "
aug 24, 2025, 3:58 am • 240 6 • view
I don't normally condone shaming the average member of the military. But I think it's pretty warranted under these circumstances. Compliance is complicit.
aug 24, 2025, 6:08 pm • 5 0 • view
Why just now and not when they were not only occupying but massacring people in non-American cities like Baghdad?
aug 24, 2025, 8:39 pm • 3 0 • view
I’m thinking of the ones who grew up in some of the “crime infested shit holes” they’re purportedly being sent in to “liberate.” Like some guy who grew up in Chicago and has immense pride in the city is ordered to go there and stormtroop around. Doesn’t seem like a recipe for fascist success.
aug 24, 2025, 6:58 pm • 3 0 • view
📌
aug 25, 2025, 4:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Thank you for your service, now go eat lunch in your car alone Also we had the fantasy football draft without you
aug 24, 2025, 1:47 pm • 99 2 • view
This assumes they still have jobs in this slowing economy... I hope their states fucking bankrupt all of them
aug 24, 2025, 9:13 pm • 14 0 • view
Imagine having to put this on your civilian resume.
aug 24, 2025, 9:26 pm • 2 0 • view
Hope they catch Lindsey Graham naked, with his paid gay escort. And it gets plastered all over the corporate media. Republicans need to be outed, when they can break gay apps at the RNC.
aug 25, 2025, 1:15 am • 4 0 • view
Keep it up! I've read that their morale is terrible. They don't know why they're there and they're getting tons of abuse from civilians. The mockery is working.
aug 24, 2025, 7:56 pm • 45 2 • view
aug 24, 2025, 8:11 pm • 12 0 • view
Good for her.
aug 24, 2025, 5:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Well I officially love whoever that woman was!
aug 24, 2025, 8:52 pm • 3 0 • view
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aug 24, 2025, 3:05 am • 169 6 • view
This is the way.
aug 24, 2025, 12:27 pm • 2 0 • view
get his ass
aug 24, 2025, 3:57 am • 6 0 • view
F assholes
aug 24, 2025, 10:28 am • 1 0 • view
Here in the Land of Lincoln we remember what the confederates did to our hero when he let up on them for just a moment. Let none of us forget what they did to him. Let us never make that mistake again with these confederates planning to invade Illinois.
aug 24, 2025, 5:06 pm • 14 2 • view
😭😭😭 Ask them to smile, they'll look prettier!
aug 25, 2025, 2:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Someone should buy her more pizza.
aug 24, 2025, 9:40 pm • 11 0 • view
aug 24, 2025, 8:05 am • 80 9 • view
The idea that any of them even know what the Constitution says is hilarious.
aug 25, 2025, 1:13 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣
aug 24, 2025, 4:02 am • 1 0 • view
“Your wife is waaayyy-too thrilled to have you be here!”
aug 25, 2025, 8:35 am • 1 0 • view
Tell em👍
aug 24, 2025, 9:38 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 24, 2025, 5:27 am • 3 0 • view
I can't wait until we start lobbing ordinances at them instead of meaningless words!
aug 24, 2025, 1:54 pm • 1 0 • view
You're a creepy one
aug 24, 2025, 8:52 pm • 0 0 • view
They are rank and file NG soldiers, and they were not given a choice in the matter of this deployment. They are just following orders, and unless and until they do something blatantly illegal, all this is not their fault. If you want to hate on somebody, hate on the governors who deployed them.
aug 24, 2025, 6:18 pm • 2 0 • view
They 100% were but chose not too.
aug 24, 2025, 9:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Let's hope they don't do anything illegal! Taking people off the street without a warrant I guess is fine nowadays according to you so they should be ok.
aug 24, 2025, 6:52 pm • 4 0 • view
You are (likely deliberately) conflating the National Guard with Trump's personal ICE Gestapo, who are mostly the dregs of society and not good enough to be real soldiers. To my knowledge the National guard has not kidnapped anybody into extrajudicial detention, but I'll bet you knew that already!
aug 24, 2025, 7:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Soldiers get associated with the actions and decisions of their leaders. Ohio NG was also “just following orders” in 68’. It seemed to leave a bad taste in the public’s mouth.
aug 24, 2025, 8:44 pm • 2 0 • view
I don't approve of their deployment there one bit! I was responding to a poster who said we should open fire on them, as if that weren't exactly what the Trumpistas want us to do so they can declare martial law. Would that have been the right thing to do at Kent State, before they'd fired a shot?
aug 24, 2025, 8:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Christ! The stupid! It burns!
aug 24, 2025, 8:53 pm • 0 0 • view
DEMON. TRUMP IS WASTING SO MUCH OF OUR MONEY AND RESOURCES. WHY DO WE ALLOW THIS TO CONTINUE?
aug 24, 2025, 2:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Bc we have been brainwashed by generations of propaganda into believing “growth” never ends, our sole purpose in life is profit generation, & that we just don’t Deserve a decent life, because we haven’t worked hard enough. Good thing we know we aren’t POOR, that might lead us to learn about class.
aug 24, 2025, 9:46 pm • 1 1 • view
YEAH, BABY.THEY DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THIS, BUT I DO! THANK YOU SWEET PEA AND KEEP SWINGING❤️
aug 27, 2025, 1:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Which is why it’s so easy to just conclude that all the people below us in the class hierarchy Deserve It as they are decimated, and it inches closer to us, because that way we can pretend we still have agency. If only we don’t Deserve It, we will be fine. Quiet now, we just wanna get to Walmart.
aug 24, 2025, 9:47 pm • 1 1 • view
Anything to keep us from locking arms and looking UP.
aug 24, 2025, 9:48 pm • 1 1 • view
THE DEMONS DIABOLICAL SCHEME WILL FAIL BECAUSE WE HAVE LOCKED SPIRITS TOGETHER! AND HE WILL BE DEFEATED WHEN WE ALL COME TOGETHER AND REFUSE TO BE BULLIED AND TRICKED AND SCAMMED!
aug 27, 2025, 1:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Has anyone called them the National Socialist Guard yet?
aug 24, 2025, 11:47 am • 3 0 • view
I heard they eat children in DC pizza parlors
aug 24, 2025, 3:26 am • 11 0 • view
The gop ran with rumor until some profoundly stupid magat went there with a gun. Now we all know only the pedo gop eat children. Every accusation is a confession.
aug 24, 2025, 9:11 am • 17 1 • view
my god i had the stupidest fucking conversation about pizzagate with a maga kid in hawaii once.
aug 24, 2025, 8:42 pm • 9 0 • view
That’s so good
aug 24, 2025, 11:20 am • 0 0 • view
If I was there I would give them all flowers
aug 24, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh man, that’s the DC I know and love! People hollering and speaking truth to power on the regular ❤️
aug 24, 2025, 7:07 am • 15 1 • view
Just a few weeks ago I was at Red Light on 14th and R, eating pizza and soaking up how pleasant the Friday night vibe in DC was.
aug 24, 2025, 10:22 am • 19 0 • view
😆
aug 24, 2025, 3:33 am • 2 0 • view
This is what freedom looks like
aug 24, 2025, 11:06 pm • 0 0 • view
I yelled "Free DC!" When I saw them tonight
aug 24, 2025, 7:48 am • 154 4 • view
Trump has DC hostage. Peaceful protest is met with EXCESSIVE FORCE while INCITEMENT OF VIOLENCE is WELCOMED! 11/03 is National Sandwich Day and the 2026 midterms DC, AFTER VOTING, THROW TRUMP A SANDWICH ON THE WH NORTH LAWN! BE A HERO! THROW A HERO! EPSTEIN LIST 5 DAYS LATE AND COUNTING!
aug 24, 2025, 8:43 pm • 22 2 • view
Federal agent. This dogshit idea is the clearest case of entrapment I've seen in a while.
aug 24, 2025, 9:51 pm • 34 0 • view
Also a waste of perfectly good sandwiches
aug 31, 2025, 11:54 pm • 0 0 • view
I WANT YOU TO PUT AS MUCH EFFORT INTO THIS SANDWICH AS TRUMP HAS INTO THE PRESIDENCY GO TO THE BACK OF YOUR FRIDGE OR PANTRY. GRAB WHATEVER. GET. TWO SLICES OF BREAD. INSERT WHATEVER CALL THAT A GOURMET SANDWICH AND SUE ANYONE THAT SAYS DIFFERENT! FASCISM FEEDS ON FEAR! BE A HERO! THROW A HERO!
sep 1, 2025, 4:51 am • 0 0 • view
@thelouvreof.bsky.social
sep 1, 2025, 4:53 am • 0 0 • view
aug 24, 2025, 10:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Wish I was a federal agent because then I WOULD PULL A SNOWDEN, LEAK THE EPSTEIN FILES, AND LIVE OUT MY DAYS IN EXILE! I’m just a lowly neighborhood troublemaker tired of sending emails and making calls to ARROGANT POLITICIANS WHO DGAF! THE PEOPLE MUST RECLAIM OUR CAPITAL BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL
aug 25, 2025, 1:52 am • 1 0 • view
Morning, officer
aug 25, 2025, 1:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Nope, just a friendly neighborhood troublemaker tired of sending emails and leaving messages to POLITICIANS WHO DGAF! BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT BUT THIS IS PEACEFUL CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE! TRADITIONAL PROTEST HAS DONE LITTLE TO STOP TRUMP TIME TO GET CREATIVE AND TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT!
aug 25, 2025, 2:34 pm • 0 0 • view
If you want to stop a dictator you engage in work stoppages and mass strikes across important industries. Throwing sandwiches is funny but will also catch you a felony charge and achieve nothing in comparison.
aug 25, 2025, 3:42 pm • 0 0 • view
What law is throwing a sandwich not at a person violating? Littering? Premeditated composting? Work stoppages and mass strikes are effective, but when most Americans live paycheck to paycheck and the NLRB gets fucked, it’s not feasible Mocking fascist policy IS AN EFFECTIVE FORM OF PROTEST!
aug 25, 2025, 4:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Ok officer whatever you say, weather nice in Langley today
aug 25, 2025, 4:43 pm • 0 0 • view
OK BOOMER! OUT HERE ARROGANTLY DELINEATING RIGHT AND WRONG WAYS TO PROTEST! BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT! FOR A GAME COMPANY YOU DO SURE SEEM TO LACK IMAGINATION, CREATIVITY, AND A SENSE OF FUN! MAKE PROTESTING COOL AND FUN AGAIN! LETS BRING BACK WOODSTOCK VIBES!
aug 25, 2025, 4:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Woodstock wasn't a protest.
aug 25, 2025, 5:10 pm • 0 0 • view
PREDICTABLE RESPONSE FROM SOMEONE WITH NO IMAGINATION AND A LACK OF APPRECIATION FOR THE POWER OF CULTURAL DISRUPTION SOMETHING TELLS ME YOUR GAMES MAY NEED SOME WORK!
aug 25, 2025, 5:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Also this AI "grumpy" shit is boomer cringe. Stop.
aug 25, 2025, 3:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Doesn't she know that the Guard is arresting people for eating in public?
aug 25, 2025, 1:52 am • 0 0 • view
How much was the AFV money? Wasn't it 30,000 dollars originally? Anyway give that lady that much money. She came with the funny.
aug 24, 2025, 5:27 am • 2 0 • view
✌️
aug 24, 2025, 11:23 am • 0 0 • view
Mock the piggies
aug 24, 2025, 9:20 pm • 6 0 • view
I don’t know how everyone within 100’ isn’t shouting “SOOOOOO-EEY! Sooey sooey sooey! “ at them constantly.
aug 24, 2025, 11:55 pm • 3 1 • view
:-
aug 24, 2025, 9:22 am • 0 0 • view
God bless her, whoever she is.
aug 24, 2025, 7:53 am • 2 1 • view
aug 24, 2025, 3:01 am • 14 0 • view
Some other lines to use out there: We'll have our own Nuremberg Trials. We'll be looking for you. So, you're the ones who turned Anne Frank in? Is this what you want for your family? This is how Hitler occupied Austria and France.
aug 24, 2025, 5:04 am • 62 9 • view
😁👍
aug 24, 2025, 5:50 am • 0 0 • view
Just ignore them. They are dirty bags from the south, not smart enough to get jobs, so they go for the other welfare, and join the US military. The biggest welfare organization in the world.
aug 24, 2025, 3:21 pm • 0 0 • view
WHOA! Across DC, restaurants are reporting business is DOWN 30%! UBER drivers have seen a similar drop in business! TAKE OUT delivery has SLUMPED! … # FREE DC
aug 25, 2025, 12:08 am • 4 1 • view
I mean, if she were eating pizza WITH A KNIFE AND FORK, I would fully support bringing the hammer down
aug 24, 2025, 9:26 pm • 0 0 • view
"Cops" selling out for a mortgage
aug 24, 2025, 2:25 pm • 5 0 • view