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Derrick Malik Johnson @derrickmalikjohnson.com

I think trump knows that if there's an after life that he's about to become Satan blowup doll.

aug 20, 2025, 1:48 am • 43 7

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Naughty Peanut @naughtypeanut.bsky.social

You mean he isn’t already?

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aug 20, 2025, 2:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Derrick Malik Johnson @derrickmalikjohnson.com

Naw, in this take satan was his blow up doll.

aug 20, 2025, 2:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Adam K @adamkek.bsky.social

Maybe that South Park episode touched a nerve.

aug 20, 2025, 2:34 am • 0 0 • view
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Kaizen 🔞 @kaizenartstuff.bsky.social

I think in the era of modern 21st century fascism we all live in, Hell may need a a new circle guys like him would occupy at this rate. But I think he’d fit into the 9th pretty well based on some of his more recent actions…

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aug 20, 2025, 6:10 am • 1 0 • view
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PowerpuffEnthusiast97 @ppgenthusiast97.bsky.social

Not even Satan wants this walking cheeto 🥀

aug 22, 2025, 7:57 am • 0 0 • view
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CrummyLion @crummylion.bsky.social

He's preparing a durian for his ass. The pineapple was already taken.

aug 20, 2025, 1:58 am • 0 0 • view
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Lobster Queen Lea @leasmonsterzoo.bsky.social

Uhh is he aware that doing something with the intention of going to an afterlife does not increase his chances of going to a good afterlife due to lack of sincerity

aug 20, 2025, 2:02 am • 3 0 • view