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We can still hope.
Yer spot on regarding politics. But I disagree with your assessment of Tommy John surgery. Then again I hate the current game MLB presents as "major league talent". They can lose six teams and six umpiring crews if they want a better "product".
At this point, Trump's admin could start selling tickets to visit him in hell and the MAGANUTS would happily pack their bags and buy tickets as though they were going on a road trip!
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The one thing Trump can’t cheat.
Dwumpy can try and cheat death, or the gate keeper. Multiple sources of speculative fiction all agree it makes the decedent’s situation even worse. Bath lasting 10,000 years in boiling oil. Counting all red grains of sand. Carrying a conversation with Gerald Ford for a millennium.
It's because he's on horse tranquilizers, because he had a dream where he couldn't find his dick, and he woke up in a violent sweat, and he still couldn't find it, so he went to the doctor, who thought, wow, does this guy need horse tranquilizers.
Can we settle for brain dead?
But if he dies would he know? He is not smartast fork in the stabel....
I just viewed it as a practice run for the real thing, I found out I need more beers in the fridge.
In Virginia, when freezing rain is forecast, people clean out the grocery stores of bread, milk, eggs, & meat. In New Hampshire when a nor’easter is forecast they buy up all the Bud Light. Priorities, Sir. Priorities. And yours are exactly where they should be. Mebbe missing a bag of popcorn or 2.
But now he knows how the world is going to react to his passing. And that's priceless.
I still think his minions know he soon won't even be useful in photo ops, so by leaking all these rumors they're doing a "soft rollout", massaging us for the day coming soon when it will be sadly announced that Our Beloved President must relinquish his gifts to the nation due to "health issues".
Yeah, they don't even have a decoy on his Twitter account, making all-caps rants for him!?? That's weird. That's really weird.
Actually I'm amazed how many people forget just how many incommunicado periods he had right after the 2020 election. I always assumed it was a hard crash from the amount of Adderall he was using during the campaign.
The main difference now is Trump visibly looks awful. The bruise, rapid weight loss, ect. He also is showing clear signs of dementia. That plus using allegedly old photos and the big foot quality photos used yesterday didn’t help.
how could you really tell.. lol
He shut up for 10 days when he and the Secret Service practiced the “assassination.”
Revelation 21:8:...𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗿𝘀 [𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘂𝘀], shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. If you repeat & contribute money to help disseminate the lying MAGA lies of Donald Trump, you are also a lying liar who lies.
"Randy and Paula White also purchased a $3.5 million condo in Trump Tower in New York City." Senate Finance Committee, Minority Staff Review of Without Walls International Church Paula White Ministries (Prepared by Lynda F. Simmons [2001]) www.finance.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
"... Like Trump, White has been married three times. After White’s divorce from her second husband in 2007, the church they led together plunged into bankruptcy. Her current husband is Jonathan Cain..." Trump’s spiritual adviser, Paula White, fires back at critics edition.cnn.com/2017/01/05/p...
In Speech to White Evangelical Broadcasters, Trump Lays Out his White Christian Nationalist Vision | Religion Dispatches [March 18, 2024] religiondispatches.org/in-speech-to...
Ex-Bush Aide Peter Wehner Tells Evangelicals What Trump Really Thinks Of Them Wehner warns that evangelicals will pay a huge price for their blind loyalty to the president. www.huffpost.com/entry/peter-...
Trump said to disparage evangelical Christianity as ‘bullshit’ before 2016 vote Former fixer Michael Cohen’s book details alleged comments after leaders pray for Trump; along with offensive remarks about Hispanics and Blacks www.timesofisrael.com/trump-said-t... via @TimesofIsrael
Heading into an inverse Andy Kaufman situation.
Meanwhile:
#Evil is #parasitic: who will become #Vance’sVP as #BRICS’ foul #Tool? #BRICS #war on the ✅ #Democracy ✅ #HumanRights ✅ #RuleOfLaw #BRICSnations #tactics aren’t #theoretical. #Project2025 is a #GLOBAL #strategy.
Our only advantage was #BRICS’ mutual #hatred It had been my worry that the ‘grey faces’ at #AlaskaSummit had been the US told they were going to take out #Zelensky’s plane…
The #HonourQueue could be long indeed #IlDouchey: “Bringing back #DomesticTourism”
On the other hand... gangrene.
Great Podcast KO. They all are but what is with the Lon Chaney Phantom of the Opera “Organ Music”?
Well, at least every day he comes one day closer to unleashing the greatest national celebration of our lifetimes, so there’s that.
There's a silver lining, true enough!
He’s sick though.
It was a good show today, but the last part; not so much. How many times did you repeat the phrase, "Sore Arm"? You were probably as tired of saying it as I was hearing it. I know it's a holiday, but if my material was that weak, I would have taken the day off.
He was in surgery to perfect his clone. The “person” we see next isn’t Trump, it will be a duplicate. If it can string five words together that make sense, then we will know for sure.
"dumb dumb dumb, honey what have you done?"
🎵🇺🇸🩵💙✋️⚖️ Teasing us again 🇺🇸💔
And come he slow, or come he fast, It is but death who comes at last.
He is definitely brain-dead for quite a while already.
