Trump is going to announce he's going to do that Doctor Who thing where he gets a new body isn't he
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Trump is going to announce he's going to do that Doctor Who thing where he gets a new body isn't he
BREAKING: Oh nothing. Just a president who talks compulsively but has not spoken publicly in a week scheduling "an announcement" at 2 PM tomorrow, per Trump official WH schedule:
These answers always remind me of Archimedes and his lever with which he could change the world if only he could stand somewhere else. This fella thinks he's standing somewhere else. They all do. It's the core of their great failure
Why, EVERY time I see Bessent, do I see Terry Gilliam in Monty Python as "A Man With A Stoat Through His Head"?
New Labor Day Countdown Podcast: whatever the deal is with Trump, they are clearly keeping us from hearing what he sounds like right now And this 6th all-you-can-eat salad bar of rumors day? Entirely Trump's fault ALL-NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/32zr8a9t
Tennis Cap Swipe update: Piotr Szczerek, the swipee, is either denying he made the "tough luck" non-apology - or apologizing for it (Auto-Translated from Polish. Hat tip - yup - to @patriottakes.bsky.social)
MOSHI IS MISSING IN FAIRVIEW, NJ: last seen at Anderson Avenue and 7th Street. He's 11 pounds and chipped: 985113009818149. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT MOSHI!
Facebook statement (auto translated) from Piotr Szczerek, who snatched the hat from the kid at the tennis match. Szczerek apologizes and claims he believed the hat was being passed to him. The CEO also claims any previous statements that have been credited to him are not his.
Found the Epstein Files
He looks... capable of locomotion
His health started deteriorating in 1946 bub
THE TRUMP DEATH RUMOR WAS ENTIRELY TRUMP'S FAULT. Of course he's not dead. On the other hand, how could you really tell? But his staff screwed this up. He’s never before STFU for five days since 1946 GET THE ALL-NEW COUNTDOWN LABOR DAY PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/32zr8a9t
THE TRUMP DEATH RUMOR WAS ENTIRELY TRUMP'S FAULT. Of course he's not dead. On the other hand, how could you really tell? But his staff screwed this up. He’s never before STFU for five days since 1946 so rumors run wild GET THE ALL-NEW COUNTDOWN LABOR DAY PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/32zr8a9t
Why did Hollywood studios decide not to make Weekend at Bernie's III? Because they became too woke.
NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST DROPS AT MIDNIGHT: The "Trump is dead/ sick/ had surgery/ was struck mute" rumor is entirely HIS fault Come up with a STORY. This guy hasn't STFU voluntarily since 1946
NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST DROPS AT MIDNIGHT: The "Trump is dead/sick/struck mute" rumor is entirely HIS fault
He'll cover them in a book he writes from exile in Switzerland in 2029
MRIs of @KristiNoem's head showed nothing
With a picture taken today by Getty Images; once again: do I know WTF is going on with Trump? I do not. Do YOU know WTF is going on with Trump? You do not All I know is he has never voluntarily STFU for five days since he was born
Why don’t you send everyone proof of life first? (Either way, Chicago doesn’t want you here)
He's saying he's been missing for four days because they cloned him
Trump sighted, not talking (an all-time first) and is that a bandage on the left hand?
The Manhattan shakes and sways in the wind and when the trains cross. It is genuinely alarming - and it'll cause your video to blur
Wasn't expecting THIS Trump phrasing in Muskland
In this case, "Disco Duck"
Oh no that means CNN since 2022 would've looked and sounded...just like it did
Actually, in this case, "Disco Duck"
Going to listen to NPR to hear if they start playing “Swan Lake”
ixnay on the inxjay
ixnay on the inx-jay
Oh noes who stop dat ghost busssses now
Notice that this dangerous mother RFK Jr doesn't say he means a decrease
I'd like to congratulate Anna Paulina Luna on challenging Boebert and Greene for dumbest Trump ass-kisser in Congress 🤦🏼‍♂️
Of course Trump pulled Secret Service protection for Kamala Harris. Ask Mike Pence about Trump and VPs. Oh - and ask Jayvee Vance lol
Lots of it is just red meat performance for their base of clowns, but it is still amazing that large swaths of MAGA are so brain-damaged that they think @gavinnewsom.bsky.social is EMULATING Trump's online diarrhea rather than mocking it I fear there's no treatment to lessen MAGA brain fatality
Aww, not Joni Ernst! Well all fascists' careers are going to die anyway 🤷🏼‍♂️ www.cbsnews.com/news/joni-er...
"Law and order president" Sends troops to intimidate citizens and ignore actual crime areas Does nothing about school shootings Influences his own mob of vigilantes, cultists, and gun fetishists ➡️Withdraws protection for his election opponent t.co/4zSLeclsDm
Breaking: new 9/11 truther grifter Tucker Carlson gets the year OF 9/11 wrong 🤦🏼‍♂️ Aug 2025 - Sep 2001 = nearly 24
> @aliroginpbs.bsky.social
This idiot Karoline Leavitt thinks it's called the "noble prize" and that the Nazi was "Hilter" so you may want to dumb down "disingenuous" for her, Sparky Or - just give her a picture of herself
Please. EX-meth addict
Just tried watching Ezra Klein’s latest NYT podcast episode on how the U.S. got to this point where vaccines are so politicized. It’s pretty clear that Klein and his guests—David Wallace Wells and Rachael Bedard—really do not understand why/how the political right turned on vaccines.
If Subway wanted to make this dude into their new spokesman, all I'm saying is there's no way it could turn out worse than the last guy.
TRUMP MIGHT AS WELL HAVE SHOT THOSE KIDS HIMSELF. Trump turning us into "The United Police States of America" is just cosplaying Democrats must call Trump and GOP what the shootings again prove they are: soft on crime Get the new Countdown Podcast here: tinyurl.com/4jf2jsuk
TRUMP MIGHT AS WELL HAVE SHOT THOSE KIDS HIMSELF. Trump turning us into "The United Police States of America" is just cosplaying Democrats must call Trump and GOP what the shootings again prove they are: soft on crime, uncaring about kids Get the new Countdown Podcast here: tinyurl.com/4jf2jsuk
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It's time to remove Robert F. Kennedy Jr from government before he kills us all
DROPPING AT MIDNIGHT IN THE NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST: Trump might as well have shot those kids in Minneapolis himself. You want to be tough on crime, Trump? Deploy the National Guard to arrest gunmakers and Republican monsters who make their money from the child-murdering business.
A top NYPD official in charge of transportation is under investigation for an alleged hit and run of a parked car — and then trying to cover it up, THE CITY has learned.
Good NYC morning. Rothko at it again. Podcast announcement coming in tomorrow's episode
The look on Brecheen's face says "I'm not sure how anything works"
Cy was a damn good player. As a pitcher twice led the NL in strikeouts, hurt his arm, became an outfielder, got within one homer of the triple crown in 1905 and led the NL in a dozen batting categories
Holy shit Ron DeSantis still exists! Who knew?
UPDATE: Lisa Cook says she's not going anywhere and Trump's bid to fire her is baseless. www.politico.com/news/2025/08...
Breaking: Pritzker on Trump: "Your remarks about this effort have betrayed a CONTINUING SLIP IN YOUR MENTAL FACULTIES." @govpritzker.illinois.gov has spoken more truth about Trump's incapacity than the rest of Democratic leadership combined. A-EFFING-MEN
Flawless plan www.thedailybeast.com/robert-f-ken...
WTF WITH TRUMP'S HAND? IS TRUMP DYING, OR IS HE JUST FINE? And why doesn't the media fixate on HIS health crisis 1% as much as it did and still does about Biden's? Those photos are from today GET THE ALL-NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/3577zkn5
IS TRUMP DYING, OR IS HE JUST FINE? And why doesn't the media fixate on HIS health crisis 1% as much as it did and still does about Biden's? Plus his terror invasion of Chicago? It's about hurting Pritzker and burying Trumpstein GET THE ALL-NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/3577zkn5
Well don't bring a Roman cosplay hat to a meathook fight
Although, technically, Mussolini DID negotiate with the Esso filling station in Milan - but these negotiations ended poorly for him
There are journalists, and then there are the hosts of the Sunday Morning political shows. These groups do not overlap
IS TRUMP DYING, OR IS HE JUST FINE? And why doesn't the media fixate on HIS health crisis 1% as much as it did and still does about Biden's? Plus his terror invasion of Chicago? It's about Pritzker and Trumpstein GET THE ALL-NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST HERE: tinyurl.com/3577zkn5
IS TRUMP DYING, OR IS HE JUST FINE? And why doesn't the media fixate on HIS health crisis 1% as much as it did and still does about Biden's? Plus his terror invasion of Chicago? It's about Pritzker - and Trumpstein New Countdown podcast drops at midnight
STEVIE IS MISSING IN QUEENS: last seen near 82nd St between 101st Ave and 92nd St. He's 8 pounds and chipped: 985113008416129. If you've seen or found him please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT STEVIE!
Breaking: Trump's next terrorist attack will be on Chicago per WaPo. Several thousand guard and possibly active troops. It's unconstitutional of course but who's going to stop him? His whores on the Supreme Court? www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Know thyself
It's vaguely as if "For All Intensive Purposes" became the national motto (a possibility) or the latest political malapropism ("he's using it as a bully puppet") were accepted as the correct quote
As a layman who often uses words, I'd like to note that the devotion to "literally" is that it's as if half the fire extinguishers in the world suddenly STARTED fires or were at minimum empty. "Literally" has been a protection against "figuratively" not just an antonym. Now it's a synonym?
What's wrong with Trump's face, eyes, hands (on top of his double wide ankles)?
And that's the good hand. Look at the left - swollen. Swollen fingers. Swollen palm. This looks like the three-finger hand drawn on a cartoon character
What's wrong with Trump's face, eyes, hands (on top of his double wide ankles)?
This is so important… Sharon has been tracking license plates on cars driven by ICE agents, and she’s finding they don’t match the vehicles. In other words, ICE is using secret, illegal tactics—just like we suspected. REMINDER: the DMV is not a federal agency. @governor.ca.gov 🧵
Ingraham: Their take is of course she was going to say this because she wants a pardon, she wanted better digs, and she got transferred, and you say? *Camera cuts out*
Fits with the puffy face and the cankles
UPDATE: Fox News reports that ICE told Kilmar Abrego Garcia they are going to deport him to Uganda on Monday.
HOT MIC: Georgia Senate candidate and U.S. Rep. Mike Collins (R) tells a constituent that President Donald Trump is in the Epstein files and calls to release them.
Trying to find out more. In the full version of this video a park police officer attempts to knock the woman’s phone out of her hand.
I spoke briefly to the woman who recorded this video. She said that three men were standing, one had an open can, one was eating crabs and one was on his phone. ICE joined the cops 30 minutes into the incident, and then this happened. She says they were asked for their ID after being cuffed. /
I'm thinking Ghislaine Maxwell probably overdid it a little bit with the part claiming Trump's a virgin
BTW now that he's back in his home this'd be the ideal moment for John Bolton to come out and say "Guess what? Trump is utterly and graphically implicated in The Epstein Files."
We're working on the problem
So: what? Were the Epstein Files in John Bolton's house?
Breaking: I don't give a rat's ass for John Bolton but this is a political act, not an investigatorial one nypost.com/2025/08/22/u...
The shocking discovery that the Cracker Barrel cheese, a mainstream corporate food brand, is 15 years older than cultural heritage touchstone Cracker Barrel diners
KIWI IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN: last seen at Washington and Flushing Avenues. If you've seen or found her please go here: www.lostmydoggie.com/details.cfm?... and/or Call 877-818-0060. A reward is offered. And PLEASE RT KIWI!
Well, she did call him "Hil-ter" And the Nobel prize "noble" And Trump "chump" - couple times And now she's done "pundint"
Yes, yes I did
Leavitt has spent much of her time at the White House lectern berating journalists for their questions, and now one member of the media is hitting back.
Vaxxed? abcnews.go.com/amp/US/wireS...
So now Trump is saying Ukraine should have attacked/should attack Russia #TrumpWarOnRussia
Btw @lincolnproject.us calling Stephen Miller "Pee Wee German" is the nickname of the year (With apologies to the late Paul Reubens)
BILL BARR AND JAMES COMER RE-IGNITE THE TRUMPSTEIN SCANDAL: They thought they were "proving" Trump wasn't implicated in the Epstein nightmare. Barr "never saw" evidence about Trump - only because Trump's Epstein prosecutor didn't show it to him! GET THE NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST: tinyurl.com/ybrrwwsv
BILL BARR AND JAMES COMER RE-IGNITE THE TRUMPSTEIN SCANDAL: They thought they were "proving" Trump wasn't implicated in the Epstein nightmare. Barr "never saw" evidence about Trump - only because they didn't show it to him GET THE NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST: tinyurl.com/ybrrwwsv
So DHS Lauren? Noem's office? Did Corey Lewandowski give you your pearl necklace too?
YING YANG IS MISSING IN QUEENS: last seen in East Elmhurst, near 25th Ave and Ericsson St. If you've seen or found him please go here: www.lostmydoggie.com/details.cfm?... and/or phone 877-818-0060 and PLEASE RT YING YANG!
