I always think of Stuart Larkin

You just know he tips by rounding up to the nearest dollar.

A real man of the people….assuming the people are severely brain damaged

I had no idea why this was news until I read your comment. It's a DINER! Got it! GTFO (not you, John).

Where's the food taster? Must be mandatory for everyone in this administration.

He is very clearly the Mayor from Spin City

That's the first person that came to mind, Barry Bostwick.

Served by an immigrant?

This is better

Looks like he crapped his pants and is trying to hide the smell by smiling.

How do you whistle the Andy Griffith tune in an evil key?

I'd say either go up-tempo, or use a much higher key for the whistle, just the whistle, like the violin shriek heard in the shower scene of Hitchcock's Psycho.

I was thinking of him as a contestant in the Upper Class Twit of the Year. Both are good. youtu.be/zGxSM5y7Pfs?...

👍Can we also get the same end result as UCTotYear? Where he shoots himself in the head?

Alfred E. Neuman’s asshole nephew

Full business dress for a photo op at a diner to show how much of a normal, down to earth human he is. Bet he gave the waitress a dollar tip and told her not to spend it all in one place.

Oh that's a real person? I thought it was an actor, or comedian with a dumbcock grin.

I've seen murder victim dummies from horror movies look more lifelike. If I tap on his cheek, does his face shatter and fall on the floor? Jeez, this guy reeks of fake.

lol It's just so plastered, his grin. Like some kind wax easter bunny. I wonder if this could be memed. Hmmm...

He's like a Will Ferrell character come to life.

The same stupid look on his face as Mike Johnson.

100%. It's like a mask, and it's unsettling in the same way a clown is.

Yes. Unsettling at least. Terrified.

There was an article in this Sunday’s New York Times about the gay men (not the women) in MAGA. They call themselves the A-gays and I believe Bessent is one in the group. What you’re looking at is a man trying to have his life both ways - straight on the outside, gay on the inside.

He is the weirdest fucker. There’s something bad wrong there.

More like Jim Carey as The Grinch

A floater with no compassion.

Welp. Must try not to sit at that booth...ever.

I really think that the word chucklehead has been waiting for him, so as to complete its mission.

Imagine this guy visiting your taco stand on a dare from the president and ordering, “two beef fajeetas but instead of the salsa do you have underripe tomatoes and instead of sour cream can I have regular cream and I don’t know what gwackamoly is but maybe some ketchup instead?”

Hypocrite + corrupted + terminally racist.

I see an aging Dennis the Menace myself...

He looks like Count Chocula's lawyer.

He looks like a cartoon squirrel to me.

Nice pull.