I just got a push notification from Amazon for Pete Davidson's Socks. Really. Please proceed with your most outrageous japes!
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Surely Pete Davidson can find his own socks?
aug 28, 2025, 3:10 am • 1 0 • view
Happened to me yesterday. This is getting real.
aug 28, 2025, 12:54 am • 0 0 • view
Never been happier to have cancelled Prime back in January
aug 28, 2025, 1:00 am • 0 0 • view
The assignment was to write a joke about Pete Davidson's socks.
aug 28, 2025, 1:05 am • 4 0 • view
Why? They wouldn't smell funny, because there's nothing to rub off on them
aug 28, 2025, 1:13 am • 2 0 • view
Would they fit squirrels?
aug 28, 2025, 2:00 am • 1 0 • view
Be wary of developing PDSD.
aug 28, 2025, 1:33 am • 2 0 • view
Pete's Socks: Dusty, crusty, and aged under the bed for at least six months.
aug 28, 2025, 9:09 am • 1 0 • view
Get some Pete Davidson socks, they'll give you Big Toe Energy.
aug 28, 2025, 1:48 am • 4 0 • view
Excellent.
aug 28, 2025, 2:01 am • 2 0 • view
You could wash the annoying idiocy out of the sox? So they'd just be your plain old sox then, right?
aug 28, 2025, 1:22 am • 1 0 • view
Is there a certificate verifying that he wore them? What is the return policy?
aug 28, 2025, 12:59 am • 2 0 • view
I will not be taking questions at this time.
aug 28, 2025, 12:59 am • 8 0 • view
The ah, REAL question here is: are these "socks" just containers full of his old tattoos and whatnot?
aug 28, 2025, 1:09 am • 1 0 • view
They're pretty much regular socks, except I've heard they're way longer than you'd expect.
aug 28, 2025, 1:31 am • 3 0 • view
Actually, the left sock is Pete's. The right one was owned by Colin Jost.
aug 28, 2025, 4:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Amazon reviewers agree: “Five stars. Roomy, stretchy, and left me limping.” 😉
aug 28, 2025, 10:01 am • 1 0 • view
Hasn't *everyone* had sox with Pete Davidson?
aug 28, 2025, 1:22 am • 7 0 • view
Amazon is crushing it lately. First their War of the Worlds feature length advertisement, and now partnering with the Pete Davidson collection to bring STDs to more feet. 2025 is wearing me out, guys.
aug 28, 2025, 1:09 am • 2 0 • view
Oh man... those socks are going to arrive pre-stained and stuck together, aren't they?
aug 28, 2025, 1:03 am • 4 0 • view