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It’s important to me that no one forgets that the Longhorn Football Hydration Chart exists

A chart. It is labeled “Longhorn Football Hydration Chart” at the top. It has 8 segments of piss colors, from clear at the top (1) getting darker yellow until it gets to the bottom (8), which is kind of brown. 1-3 are labeled to the right with “CHAMPIONSHIP HYDRATION LEVELS”. 4 and 5 are labeled “SELFISH TEAMMATE”. 6 and 7 are labeled “BLATANT DISREGARD FOR YOUR TEAMMATES. YOU ARE HEADED TO ‘AREA 51’” (I have no idea what Area 51 is in this context). 8 is labeled, simply, “YOU ARE A BAD GUY!!!” with “BAD GUY” underlined.
aug 21, 2025, 1:05 pm • 0 0

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