It’s important to me that no one forgets that the Longhorn Football Hydration Chart exists
It’s important to me that no one forgets that the Longhorn Football Hydration Chart exists
please make a patreon tier where you basically do “how did this get made” for liberty film department and liberty film department-adjacent movies @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
Just one, the other knife-looking thing is a flashlight
Hey yall @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I have a really important question that only you can answer: what team should I start a dynasty with on CFB 26? I’m a Florida fan but they’re too good of a team (lol??) to do the dynasty ladder thing with
WATCH — @peterbeinart.bsky.social : “Why did it take this long? We are profoundly complicit. The blood is on our hands as Americans because it is our weapons responsible for those children starving to death in Gaza… if Israel disagrees, let CNN’s cameras in.”
I love my stupid impulse buy robot
restless dorito
Is it possible to un-send a text on iPhone, I’m still new to iOS
I’ve been playing Dune Awakening a lot recently, like well beyond what is mentally or physically healthy
Excellent read. "The Cato Institute found that ICE booked over 200,000 people into detention between October 1 and June 14. More than 93% of book-ins had no violent conviction and 65% had no criminal conviction whatsoever." This is what ethnic cleansing in the US looks like. Right now.
With Doritos? Respect
extremely important question: when you see the 🙏 emoji, do you see it as thank you high five praying or none of the above? i know this is heavily dependent on context but generally. do you use it, and what for? i always use it as a way to say "thank you," especially when i've already said ty a lot
Trump's megabill includes $45 billion for the construction of immigrant detention facilities. To put that in perspective, the Los Angeles Clippers' Intuit Dome, one of the most expensive sports arenas in the world cost $2 billion. Trump has enough to build 22 Intuit Domes.
This "discrepancy" was first uncovered by @boltsmag.org and @injusticewatch.org last August. At the time, CPD officials refused to discuss @pascalsabino.bsky.social's findings and a spokesperson stood by their publicly reported figures. Nearly 11 months later, they now say they're working to fix it.
helping my girlfriend apply for jobs and this is the dumbest shit i have ever fucking seen jfc this isn't even one of the worst sets of "questions"
Just watched that Trainwreck doc about Rob Ford and the whole legend started with a sanitation strike, so I can only assume there are historically significant events ahead for you
how is that belt…??
dear lord fellas, is it feminine to be impossibly jacked? (answer: no, but also yes, depending)
ICE just got a budget bigger than over 100 countries GDP. Bigger than the budget for the NIH. Or the Marines. These psychos are truly getting their private army and there is nobody, not a fucking soul, in government that is doing anything to stop them.
average boys group chat (that rematch soccer game is fun btw)
A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
I mean I do It’s because all the people I work with are also white men and I’m in the construction industry and I know we’re not going to agree on much when it comes to politics and current events, but… yeah
I’ve recently discovered the single most important video ever uploaded to YouTube
#ACAB
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No love for Leprachaun in the Hood? …I haven’t actually seen it, that’s just one of my favorite episodes of How Did This Get Made
ICE just arrested Brad Lander, the NYC Comptroller and one of the leading candidates for Mayor, without grounds. He was conducting routine immigration court work, escorting individuals from hearings. He asked ICE for their warrant - well within his legal rights. This is political intimidation.
at least we’ve got something
I still haven’t watched Andor (life 🤷♂️) but I am gonna put down “Diego Luna is impossibly cool” on my extremely long list of reasons to get going
I would like to take this opportunity to tell everyone about my proudest Twitter moment: I got blocked by Dmitry Medvedev on there because I replied to all of his posts with this picture
Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives
This is beautiful. This is non-toxic masculinity. Also, I didn't know she had a song about barfights but it adds a new dimension to the fact that apparently the Oilers play Pink Pony Club in the locker room after wins
Important question: I recently bought a Onewheel, does this mean I am part of the movement now?
IDF vibes. They also seem to like focusing on the person who is most obviously press.
she’s like 15 feet away. absolutely that man’s whole thought process was: “I’m gonna shoot that woman”
As someone who started (trying to) golf in the past year at 35, just give me like 25% of her skill. 15% even. I'd take 10%.
They don’t even have uniforms. They’re in unmarked cars half the time. They just look like one of the Y’all Qaeda militias.
Her city at that time was Cleveland though, so…
Nah it’s just hot cheetos nbd
A friend of mine picked up something fairly similar off the side of the road in her city and then had her life shattered by the bedbug infestation it brought so you might have lucked out tbh
WHAT THE FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN
I wish we could've heard their insufferable homer TV announcer (the other one is fine) react to it.
He's soft-spoken and wears glasses now so clearly he's very intelligent, right???
His thoughts on the Deshaun Watson thing could probably trigger a Geiger counter
I wonder if the names on the list include variations. Like I know an Aden and an Aidan both born in the Aiden window.
Well the Wizards won that night so it can't be too hard to narrow down
this is my favorite genre of meme video
Hell yeah brother, talking about emotions is lame
I think we should start a campaign to get this guy’s dad into 2k
Nathan Peterman's time to shine
Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺
i get that measurehead is objectively a horrible, horrible person. i do. but i could listen to him talk about race science all day because the voice actor is great and he's fucking hilarious
On this day 17 years ago, Ctrl+Alt+Del posted the Loss comic strip.
too realistic for me
but maybe Gundam Assemble will be easier to get into. But first, we gotta get ourselves hyped up by watching something. So far on the shortlist we have Iron Blooded Orphans and 00. (2/2, sorry this was so damn long)
Do you have any suggestions for a Gundam series to get into? My girlfriend and I got into 40k for a bit and that was wonderful and we had fun putting together our combat patrols but it's maybe slightly less fun to play than expected (we have Kill Teams waiting to be assembled to try too) 1/2
How you liking it so far? I loved Elden Ring, but I never finished it. I put 80+ hours into it, but I think I just get psyched out too easily by hard fights. I was mostly there for exploration and I'd mop up anything that didn't take me more than a couple tries and avoid everything that took more.
This seems like the best you can do without compromising the vision of the game 🤷♂️ Nice to see yall on Bluesky, btw
just err on the side of being nice to people. being kind is so easy. you're going to fuck up, but wouldn't you rather your fuckup be "i was too nice to that shitty person who i didn't even know was shitty" instead of "i was an asshole to that sweet person who had done nothing to deserve it"?
Man. Baseball is dumb.
All ice cream is better with pieces of pastry in it. Cookies, waffle cone, cake, cheesecake, brownies… I’ve never had one with cinnamon bun and I need to
I fucking knew he said it
The Zion Williamson news that just came out really drives home that it's just a horrible look to be a Zionist rn
Day 1 of Onewheel ownership: fell down once (in the grass, where I will practice until helmet arrives). Legs very wobbly trying to balance. Would probably be easier if I didn’t spend most of my time sitting at a desk. It may take a month because I’m very careful, but I feel like I can get this down.
It was more than ten years ago now, but I got a red light cam ticket in Tallahassee, did they remove them?! And the best part was I was in the goddamn intersection and hadn't run the red light.
We don't deserve her
It was Spencer and Jessica Smetana doing an F1 pod but sadly I think it’s over
That said, I am not a flag football expert at all and it's totally possible that all the nuances really do add up to skill sets that don't overlap with tackle as much as you'd think.
QBs and WRs don't generally have to worry *that* much about breaking tackles and playing through contact. I feel like if the QBs and WRs playing flag football were more skilled than their NFL counterparts, then they'd be taking their very well-paying jobs instead of continuing to play flag football?
I appreciate johnjwyatt
what jeff bridges and jared leto doin
Did you listen to the DNF podcast? I miss it
The most relatable Mazepin has ever been to be is the radio clip of Haas asking him to change a setting on the wheel repeatedly until he snaps and basically says “I CAN’T FUCKING CHANGE IT I’M DRIVING IN MONACO RIGHT NOW” bc like yes he’s a F1 driver but also I can’t change AC settings in traffic
unfortunately tj "michael 'lebron james' jordan" mcconnell has the green light tonight
you ever get like a dozen words into someone's post and get the impression that they're the type of person who tells everyone about their genius-level IQ that they got from an online quiz they took when they were 15?
CERVEZA CRISTAL!! @edsbs.bsky.social youtu.be/tX5jrYycM-4
Man, the mirroring app that comes with the Oculus/Quest headsets has a stabilizer that you can turn on for if you're streaming and such. I'm not sure what kind of headset they're using but I assume it's one of the Meta ones. Maybe there was something else preventing them from using it in this case.
I didn't think you could surprise me with a Sicko take I've never heard before but by God you've done it
This is the world that people like JK Rowling, Matt Walsh, and Jesse Singal work every day to achieve
The memories you brought back... these were my first two MP3 players >20 years ago. Magic. It's like I was given a Christmas gift out of a time machine (my parents knocked it out of the mf park on that one). I saw another post where you talked about feeling/hearing the HDD spin up and just ugh
was just exposed to this picture randomly, posting it so that it is available for when i inevitably need it
Some people made fun of Pattinson's accent but he sounds almost exactly. fucking. like my cousin from Mississippi, so I think he nailed it. It also does "apocalypse movie" in a way I've never really seen it done before. I'm so intrigued by this world but they don't give you much. Pls watch
It is one of my favorite movies, but also a movie that I usually only watch when I am drunk and sad?
what actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life
Hell yeah baby, I love capitalism. Hopefully they’ve got enough money left in the bank to buy me this Onewheel that I don’t need
They’ve blown up and shot God knows how many in their “rescue” missions lately, so this isn’t even close to an out-there idea imo
this moment/gif just kept playing in my head over and over while watching the end
Me after watching the end of that Pacers/Knicks game:
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