taking "three is a crowd" a bit too literally

and a dog! 😂

Four Tankers and the Dog

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don't you dare besmirch szarik.

I think it would be A Dog.

No redheads/gingers though

One went to wave, wave a flag in protest, One man, two men, three men and a dog, went to have a protest.

Four ppl.. in double denim! 😳

Didn't know Martin Parr was working for the Express now

*Mail, whatever, same bullshit

CROWDS!

"As the police watch on" each other ig

Fork hunts. 😬

Even the dog's bored. The one saving grace in all this is that it's such a non-event, despite the TV media's current obsession, nobody will turn up eventually. Us Brits don't do stamina.

Look maybe they've all got multiple personalities that are all being oppressed! #sarcasm

Technically only two are waving flags. Which is still double the IQ of whichever moronic pissdongle at the Daily Sieg Heil wrote the caption.

ive seen bigger crowds in a small hatchback

When I go out with Mr Lorna and the kids, are we a crowd?

Ah, hang on: we’re probably a horde, given that he’s one of them foreign types

*gasps*

Coming over here, seducing our women with exotic talk of physics and Gaelic football…

As a family of 5 I assume we're a massive crowd

Oh, definitely. We are only 4, and if we are a crowd you certainly are

or a horde

Jinx!

lol i had to delete mine bc i managed to type the homophone

I blame the phone

mate. the autocorrect and general typing experience on ios is so fucked now. been a downward spiral for several updates. no youre ranting incoherently

I particularly hate the two random words it often inserts into sentences instead of the word I actually typed

I thought I was just getting clumsier!

that could also be true and of me too but its the phones too

we need to bring back the blackberry keyboard

Levenson 2, 3 & 4 now.

Yeah, but 4 white English ppl

While I feel relatively reassured by there only being a handful of racists turning up I’m quite disturbed by how the press are thirsting for mass protests and riots.

And these ‘concerned patriots’ don’t know that their flags are upside down.

Five. Let's be accurate. (the two legs under the flag ...)

And the head behind the flag hopefully belongs to another person, so that's six.

It makes Toby Young’s stag do look like Live Aid

if you count the cops!

Well, three’s a crowd, so technically correct 🤨

Two’s company… 😂