"boots on the ground not necessary" these people want to get pregnant without fucking
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"boots on the ground not necessary" these people want to get pregnant without fucking
Even with the abomination that is the British Nationality Act of 1981
This is not even hyperbolic at this stage
Well maybe you need to see a doctor
I think there's a significant racism component in this
Something something legitimate concerns
You don't need to rub it in
Some of these are words
I love my fans
I think it's ought to be utterly uncontroversial
As things stand I won't vote for them in the future either
If that was Labour's plan, it's a really shitty one because I never voted Labour
I'm going viral with the most asinine posts
The correct word order is "Hi, how are you?"
Being a lifelong "other"
A series of replies in which *journalists* (whose rates of pay mostly haven’t gone up in a decade or two) find out just how much more badly comedy writers are paid
We can do both at the same time
Curry enthusiasts will be called Vindaboos
I thought I was left of centre until 2020
This government broke Paul
There's a lot of that going on here today
😊
Starmer inviting photographers to see the flag and pitbull he bought to impress the median voter, but oh no, the pitbull has pooed all over the flag and run away, and as Starmer runs to catch it his trousers have fallen down, and hes spilled thick white glue onto his crotch then fallen onto the flag
I want tougher English standards on the English first
albeit I was an extra on The Crown
this has been a Hungarian meme for decades, it just broke containment
Curtis Yarvin reached the intellectual height of the average Hungarian racist
I did the same, but I got paid
I just have to get to Hatfiled House, and these crowds in front of the fucking magic shop will make me miss my train
Heeeeeeeey Rushty, would you care to elaborate?
You know how I know? Because if he meant to say that he would have said that. He didn't.
I'm shocked that the people who wouldn't urinate on the Prime Minister if he was set ablaze are unfazed by his attempts at courting them
Well
English Prime Minister (derogatory)
That's going to land well on the parts of the UK that isn't England
what do you mean by "minority rule over majority"?
I no longer buy the "it was a prank, bro" defence
Have you heard of students
APPLEBEES
there's a floating list going on the groups of people who are acceptable to be bullied
also it's headed by Mr "Wholesale Imported" himself does not inspire confidence
I've been to some dinner parties
"we have st george's flag at home" the st george's flag at home:
and some on the "far left" will not vote for Starmer's Labour because they are doing racism wrong and more importantly, it's not *their* people doing the racism
to be fair, some will, not so much holding their nose at the obviously racist policies but because they prefer that their nice neighbour enforce them rather than that vulgar Farage
Two nations, divided by a common language
everything he knows about Britain came from the first Austin Powers movie
fair youtu.be/YgSPaXgAdzE?...
incidentally 0.4 seconds is exactly how long he can last in bed
okay so he started out with "chicken tikka masala is not British" now he jumped on the second cliché, "brits have bad teeth" well, we still have fluoride in our drinking water unlike you lot
These days
Festival of Food Takes
I don't even get offered a coffee or a pastry for meetings
wasn't a heck of a lot to begin with but still
not just comedy, my residuals have basically disappeared overnight
Yes, the point I think is this
People call me a "Scottish Bluesky poster" when I'm posting low grade memes and a "British Bluesky poster" when I post high quality memes.
I can tell if a post of mine makes it into the Discovery feed because a lot of "legitimate concerns" appear in my mentions Oddly enough never under the film stuff
you have a point to make, or you just applying to be Main Character on this website?
Oh look, a random "legitimate concerns" appears in my mentions
Which you have every right to do so
Luckily there are legislation in place in both Britain and Hungary that can make that distinction very clear: and only one that satisfies identity: the movie is British
it's not cultural appropriation and not cultural erasure to call it "British" otherwise you'd just subscribe to the notion that certain people for some reason can never be British
Just because it doesn't *feel* British, doesn't gel with our uninformed preconceptions, that doesn't mean that it *isn't* British
And a very important point: Chicken Tikka Masala *is* British
But then it's really up to him how he wants to be addressed
Hey if he wishes to be credited as a "Scottish" tennis player, then he should have moved to Marbella*
Contrary to what some of you think "British" isn't a measurement of quality, it's just *a* thing like the colour of your shoes
I get it that the whole idea of "X is British" is somewhat tenuous when you call Andy Murray a "Scottish tennis player" when he loses and a "British tennis player" when he wins
also "do you want a Reform government?"
Developing a theory that Labour literally does not understand the implications of their own migration policy and think it's essentially just a little computer game where the object is to beat Reform, but nothing about their decisions actually affects people's lives.
if I could send this meme back to 1995
evergreen
today is awful, the summer ended, it's raining, the best way to cheer ourselves up is to dunk on Americans
I'm just here for the ratio, Bill
I know these people well enough not to trust them at all.
The trouble with this one is that you don't get a spectacular result as a user, just something useful and we can't have that
plot twist
wtf
I don't trust them to think they don't want to "remigrate" me too
These people don't share our values, their culture is foreign to us, they should go back to their backward countries
And he wasn't completely wrong
there is no reason why they should treat trans people raising those concerns in any way differently from eastern europeans or jews and maybe this should cause some reflection on whether you have been too quick to dismiss those complaints about him too
I thing the ingenious part of racism is its sliding scale
(also apparently the jury is still out on that one, despite appearances)
Remember, back then we weren't considered to be Europeans either
The quote comes Policy Exchange. Remember though, it's mean to throw red paint at them.
hard same, but hire Mollie first
remember: under no circumstances you can be British for having certain "characteristics"
this
I much rather than just go straight to Iceland and make it at home
we can only make what they order
if you start with Márai the bar is now ridiculously high
this is fucking grim
that's pretty presumptuous
I think the main problem is PE hasn't been drenched in paint enough
it smells like a conspiracy theory - "there is a secret penis among us!"