When they say that they are oldest agency, you know exactly what was their original job. (hint slavery only ended in 1865)

I love how he rummages around in his pocket. I half-expected a "coin behind the ear" magic trick

Trump's mind is gone! JACK

The office is beginning to look like a tacky antiques store

It's just like the South Park Episode minus "and you don't have a small penis". GOOD GOD. What a child he is.

Penis size is addressed in the subtext.

Well, he is a toddler, so.....

I would have to fight the urge to present him with progressively more childish tokens of appreciation, to see if there’s any limit to his narcissism “Yes sir, that’s a badge that makes you an official member of Paw Patrol, the most premier law enforcement agency in the country”

Remember, somebody once tried to test the limits of the avarice of the world’s wealthiest men by sending them a check for 13 cents, and seeing who would take the trouble to cash it. Only two of them did, and one was Trump.

I have a check for $0.01 on my fridge for a refund. I laugh every time I see it; I'm sure it's been written off at their end.

They thought 13 cents was less that it costs to deposit and cash the check, and yet!

They are all pathetic.

This is so embarrassing.

Look at the lengths he's going to to hide his hand.

Gross

Someone is going to make at least a million $ with bobble heads of his administration surrounding him 😂

Who is this fucking asshole? Rise up America, Rise up!

That is pitiful. The Marshall service always seemed to do their job ok but no more

And that guy (former police chief of a Florida incorporated village) is in charge for providing security for all federal judges...

I mean it literally sounds like he’s saying “Donnie, you’ve been such a good boy! Here is a toy badge and handcuff key for you to play cops and robbers!”

He may as well have handed him a fidget. Apropos for the mind of a 4-yr-old.

It’s all so surreal and disturbing. Hope you are faring well eggz!

Yuck

OMG Honour the dear Leader with a badge, the US is toast

He always sits at meetings and makes everyone else stand. I’m not sure if it’s a power play or he’s just lazy and weak.

it's exactly the kind of cheap power move he would think is smart and strategic that he picked up from his father or some 1980s corporate power moves book

I'm guessing it's a commode.

Herschel Walker will be extremely jealous. What a f*cking clown show this regime is.

Who has “MAGA-Cop Gifts Handcuff Key to Convicted Felon” on their 2025 Bingo Card? Dab it.

Just realized how much I will be needing this. Thank you.

and may their foist child be a masculine child

He needs to be hand-cuffed and taken directly to jail. Do not pass go. Stop fooling around with these children's toys.

Yes please

And it comes with this secret decoder ring that has your name on it.

South Park S27 E3 all over again.

From now on, I’m going to reply with two words in response to this garbage. Fucking gross.

It still remains hilarious that he just sits there while these people mill around him.

And turns his head with great difficulty

That’s the point.

He likes to feel like a King, sitting while others standing for cameras. But with a desk instead of a throne, it just doesn't look right. It seems more like the care team around a dementia patient.

He's obviously not enthused because it's not gold plated.

Wow!! a Martial Law badge. How appropriate

Start tracking the frequency with which he does his media hits while seated.

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They are bowing down to a lying adjudicated rapist criminal with many credible accusations of sexual assault against him who could not be trusted to be alone in a room with their young daughters. It is beyond gross and sickening.

This is absolutely repulsive. And humiliating for “officers” and ordinary citizens. How degrading.

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Felon Trump's Nazi Regime. Violating everything America is about. America needed Justice and got a crime syndicate

The brown nosing and daily needed tribute despite reality. Barf. Super goofy. Embarrassing. Activating. Gross. Evil and gross.

Does every day start with the lords coming to the palace to pay homage and tribute to the king?

With a handcuff unlock pin…. 🤔

I thought presidents weren’t allowed receive gifts? It’s like mother Effin Christmas morning everyday in this guy’s office.

“Hey thanks guyyy” - this shit was literally just a South Park episode

Is it a sticker?

🤮🤮🤮 A convicted sex predator presented with an honorary badge. Krusti salivating over him.

Equal parts disturbing and pathetic.

When will they give him the Tom Mix decoder ring?

our whole of government is all staged.

So, 34 felony convictions don't disqualify you from being a US Marshal. Good to know.

It sounded like a bunch of jack rocks 😅🤣🤣

It sounds like the police would like the right deprive me of my rights

That handcuff key might come in handy someday

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"I heard you were convicted of 34 felonies, here's a handcuff key on behalf of law enforcement"

I am old enough to remember the Blue Peter Badge but in his case it’s more likely to be a Jim’s Fix It.

How fucking embarrassing. It’s astonishing. The whole lot of them. Nazism takes away any kind of human decency. Fuck them all

Hegseth looks like he is hungover but also thinking about how badly he needs a drink.

I loathe Hegseth but he is smart enough to know this is ridiculous

That's why he needs a drink, lol

How disgusting!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮

sychophants ITS A CULT

man how effing pathetic.

This is literally the funniest thing l have seen in weeks!!!!

No cap gun? No cowboy hat? What a crummy gift!

Oh look Donnie, the hilarious ball lickers r giving you a big gold badge & as a bonus there’s pink bubble gum included for your enjoyment. These sycophants must be having a ball thinking of ways to stroke this toddler moron’s ego 😂. They manipulate him so they can commit crimes with DT’s blessing.

"... and you definitely don't have a tiny penis."

“You are a great president and you definitely do not have a tiny penis”

All these bootlicking sycophants bowing and scraping before dear leader. Disgusting.

RemInds me of that time Nixon gave Elvis an honorary Federal agent badge. The circle is complete.

Oh man Trump must be losing it! He should have had Herschel Walker there with his hand partially touching the badge with a blessing of false Christian subsequence. A direct exhibit of fellatio on the felon would have been more believable.

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I seriously thought Trump was going to hug that guy when he stood up! He is not well.

Enjoy your orange ass eating, disgusting excuses for human beings. You’re pathetic. You’ll never have a day of peace. Your soul has rotted away.

"Here, President Donnie. Mommy and I stopped at Dollar General on the way home from church and bought you this shiny little badge so you can play cop. Have fun!"

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Awe! Evil Fat Elvis got his “police badge”!

He has the intellectual capability of a fifth grader and his school yard bully behavior puts him at about the same grade level

Does he get a decoder ring, too? And what's that gold martian-looking thing at the far right of the video?

Our country is full of sapsuckers, isn't it?

that’s pathetic. Here’s a badge and a handcuff key. You’re super.

Did he pull off the lint and melted Tootsie roll before he handed it over???😂🤣😂😂

Oh brother! Similar to when airlines would give kids a commemorative pair of pilot wings…Yup he’s a toddler

September 1st PROTESTS are everywhere. Go to findaprotest.info to find a protest near you.

nice to see that Justice and Homeland Security run on autopilot.

Defense/War too.Maybe we're all better off with them acting as a Greek chorus.

Anyone talking to Trump in the Oval Office is there ... 1) to get a payoff or 2) ask for a favor. If they are THANKING Trump - it was for a payoff. Or a deal. Or a favor. If they are there GETTING thanked, or receiving an "honor" - it was for a payoff. Or a deal. Or a favor. Or a donation.

Does this make him a deputy? I want to see him make street arrests in DC. Also, I love how he pulls out the honorary badge from his pants pocket. Very classy.

They ALL talk to him like they KNOW he can’t comprehend anything…Pam Bondi would be so easy to beat in poker

The girls are giddy pleased with themselves…

serious Daddy issues in that entire Administration

he’s a BigBoy now …

OMFG. This garbage has become surreal.

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Why doesn’t he stand

Fucking disgusting. The next president will have to disband all these Federal Law enforcement agencies and start from new!

Oh wow, a Marshall's badge AND a handcuff key. Perfect gift for the Tangerine Toddler. Must have cost them over $100.

Just like when a kid flew on an airplane back in the day and the pilot fave him a wing pin. Toddler in chief 😩

Gave*

so true, I used to have a couple of those pins myself. lol

Different circs.

Maybe Delta can make him a junior pilot, I was one at six

Police Chief Awards Trump Shiny Badge He Gives All Little Children An honorary service badge is something law enforcement officials hand out to just about anyone, even children. www.msn.com/en-us/public...

It's like the scene in The Godfather, where Tomassino is gently and slowly explaining to the sleepy and senile Don Ciccio (Trump) that their olive oil is now being exported to America.

He is telling Pam Bondi that he thinks other states should invite them in. Guess he is scared of @govpritzker.illinois.gov !

& like every dude, falsely claims his is the oldest law enforcement body in the country. this handcuff pin represents how you are uncuffing police

Literally the most embarrassing time in US history. The town fool.

And this is another reason it's not a good idea to have kings or queens - some of them are such dumb people. They attract the worst of the worst who simply manipulate and use them for their own ends. The dummy in power is none the wiser. The people always pay the price and the taxes.

That’s how all world leaders talk to the American president now.

Kinda like this…

Hey he’s a cop now just like Herschel Walker!!!!

GEEZ! HE BOWED!🤬

I see “ law enforcement” is fine with pedophiles among their ranks.

Just repulsive and pathetic fawning of a pedo rapist. Beyond disgraceful and despicable.

Wtf is this shit?

Donnie's cankles swelled with pride.

"Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter... 's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope their first child be a masculine child. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty."

All of those people will be on trial one day.

This is being recorded. People all around the world can see this. So. Fucking. Embarrassing.

I think that man embarrassed the Marshalls. I mean, shame on him.

lol…. gr8 minds

What a fucking bunch of ass kissing lunatics!

It’s all a distraction from #epsteinfiles.

So what’s the medical issue that prevents T from standing up? Inquiring minds want to know….🤔🧐

South Park nailed this with S27 Ep3. How to capitulate and praise the wanna be dictator by giving him gifts.

I thought for a second, he would get on his knees and disappear behind the desk.

Anyone else in the mood to throw the fuck up?

Absolutely 💯

It’s ridiculous and crazy and scary and just so damn weird.

What a giant man-baby, sitting there with his smug face, how low we have sunk…

This is absolutely pathetic.

I have never been so embarrassed to be an American citizen. That was...yikes. I don't have the words to describe it.

I'm dying of second hand embarrassment

Is that the FIFA World Cup in his fkng office?

I cannot overstate how dangerous this is. The US Marshalls are the only branch of law enforcement that can be used to physically remove him from office. Even if he is impeached there would be no one to ensure that he leaves office.

So nice... They gave the toddler a toy badge. Now he can arrest his dolls.

But only 2 dolls this year, instead of 30.

This reality show really sucks.

The US Marshal Service is in charge of protecting federal courts and enforcing their judgments. Should it ever become necessary to enforce a judgment against a federal agency, this bootlickers' agency would most likely be in charge. Great prospects for the rule of law.

Good Lord. North Korea comes to the Whitehouse.

It's like watching the sycophancy around Kim Jong Un. It really is.

It might be a very basic instinct to survive

Ah yes... the hotel window. The old Putin high jump.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I see Felon47 is having another mandatory ass smooching session again.

See: South Park. They nailed it.

Dear America, Is this what you voted for? Thank you for your attention to this matter. The rest of the world

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did he really bow in the first seconds?

He’s covering his bruised hand and then immediately drops it to his lap when he turns the chair to face his sycophant. Hiders gonna hide.

something shiny

How else would you talk to him ? Will there be one day America that this freaking pompous weirdo is quiet for good? Will it be soon? Please ?! 🌎

Trump has gutted the law-enforcement agency as well as many other institutions! Trump has stacked the Supreme Court. Guess what they granted him immunity. He sparked an insurrection at the capital of the United States of America. Adjudicated a rapist., a felon, business fraud! Fraudulently elected!🤬

F’n bullshit

“Dear leader Cankles McVagina Neck, We give you this token as our appreciation from the US Marshall service, but not to the law enforcement heroes who you so unmercifully let be beaten and maimed by the future”Proud Boy” ICE officers” Probably 😡

Buford Trump Justice.

Good grief.

No one gives the guy any credit! Can you imagine the determination and sheer willpower it took for him to stand up at the end there? Bigly heroic!

South Park lol

Is there no end to this??? Where does he put all this garbage? "Unhandcuffing" thugs...

He is a baby, he doesn’t have the brains of a toddler. He’s not that smart.

Today

He really does have resting dumbface, doesn’t he?

treating him like one by giving him an honorary badge. Like a pilot giving a child wings on a plane. So embarrassing.

WTF does he gave World Cup trophy? Everyone is boot licking

Try not to shit yourself again, but here's a colourful badge.

What a shit show

Don’t any of these people have work to do?

He literally bowed

Well for Trump it is only a bit of time before he starts wearing a ring with his likeness that supplicants will have to bow to and kiss before the beginning of the gifts and platitudes.

I could not possibly hate these disgusting people more than I do. They are the lowest of the low.

"What kind of sycophant are you?" "What kind would you like me to be?"

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A tin star from a Cracker Jack box. That ball licker probably sliced a hole in his pants pocket when he retrieved it.

I had no idea so many Americans would welcome a dictatorship.

I had no idea so many Americans are racist idiots

These folks are freaking creepy as hell,what must the test of the world think in moments like this sheezzzz

We’re in North Korea! 🙄🤬

It's just like the South Park episode! Where's Satan?

on vacation 😁

Your penis is so big, so absolutely huge

Thank you for letting the sociopath element of law enforcement do their thing, Mr. President.

fuckin' asskissing shitbag presenting a fake toy badge to the dumb motherfucker.. what a load of horseshit!

Who is he, Anthony Fremont?

so bleak to watch

He should of been on his knees ... FFS USA wake up u are millions against a few goons.

Congratulations, Deputy Dog

Does he have any other handcuff keys from his time with Epstein?

I thought he was giving him the handcuff key to prepare for his next indictment and arrest.

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He found it in his cereal this morning.

The more I see the sicker I get 😡🤮 What is wrong with these grovellers, seriously, have they no morals, decency or shame? It’s disgusting.

It’s the new way business is done. This is how it is now. And while I’d hope for it, I wouldn’t expect it to ever go back.

How do they face their children if the kids haven’t been brainwashed?

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Do these guys ever work?

This is like when Nixon gave Elvis a badge

This is the look of someone who was born on third base but claims he hit a triple. And also someone impressed with anything shiny. All hail the toddler-in-chief!

This guy did stare at a solar eclipse once.

How long before we’re all required to pay obeisance under penalty of d3ath.

Jesus H Christ. Who is this performance for? Who could watch this and be happy to see it? Who are the 38% who still approve of this shit? America, you have a civil war coming

Is that a fucking wheelchair he’s entrenched in now? 😂😂😂

Release the Epstein files, you pedophile rapist!

Well that is appropriate.

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Omg