![1 [Wide image of a gig with crowd in a music venue. A couple - LISA and DAN, a guy with a beard - are waiting for the band to come onstage] LISA: Psst Dan! Don’t look now… 2 [Show Lisa and Dan’s faces close up] LISA: But the bloke next to us looks just like you! 3 [Show Dan subtly looking to his right. We see the guy standing in the crowd next to them is identical to Dan.] DAN: Oh my god… LISA: Haha 4 [We now see that the woman standing next to the guy, is identical to Lisa] DAN: And look at the woman! 5 [Close up on Dan’s face as he now looks to his left] DAN: Hang on… 6 [Show a wider view of Dan and Lisa in the crowd. Every couple is a clone of them.] 7 [Wide image of the stage as the band walk out] [Audience]: CLAP CLAP CLAP WHOO 8 [Show the band close up. They are a duo, who also look exactly like Dan and Lisa.] BAND: Hi y’all we’re Dan and Lisa 9 [Show Dan in the crowd’s reaction, he is looking severely spooked] BAND: This first song is about 10 BAND: …how music is like, a *universal human language* that brings people together… 11 BAND: …especially if they’re from similar backgrounds and can afford a ticket. It’s called: 12 BAND: Try To Ignore That Everybody At This Gig Looks The Same [Audience]: WHOO! CLAP CLAP [ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreif232sielbmevahbmdxqi2v6hv5zvtqjf6azkhfaivwcc5cscgr7y@jpeg)
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At least Stewart Lee acknowledges it, hates it, then embraces it, and gets a good fifteen minutes out of it.
jul 8, 2025, 4:31 pm • 4 0 • view
Oasis?
jul 8, 2025, 4:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Actually inspired by a father John misty gig. Shocking. So many FJMs. It was like beard Spartacus
jul 8, 2025, 7:18 pm • 4 0 • view
You are so right, Stephen. And funny.
jul 8, 2025, 3:37 pm • 1 0 • view