Outstanding

Great comic, and also really good Alt-Text description. :) cc: @jothehat.bsky.social

Nobody ever thinks they're a twat.

"The list of local twats operating in the area" youtu.be/t5NjcZRbPrk?...

Listen, he never promised to collect *all* the twats

If only.

Is that the best alt text ever? I only clicked because I wondered how…

Glorious, but, as a resident of Glasgow, I feel it should definitely be the Cunt Collector.

Just when we need him the most. I hope this gains the traction it deserves

This is positively great!

There's a weird horror of the sublime aspect to this comic that gives me shivers beyond what I'd expect from something called The Twat Collector

Amazing. Reminds me of this delightful thing: youtu.be/oZdrVo8ERyQ?...

Only sometimes?

This gives massive BFG vibes and I’m here for it.

Wellll, that made me Follow you.

We all do.

This is just every European folklore character🤣

I think this just jumped up the charts of my favourite strips of yours.

One isn’t enough, we need a dedicated team of them.

A Twat Collector is never late, he arrives exactly when and where he is needed.

The BFG always lets this slide. "Oh my horriblers, it's... oh. It's just you. By all meanings, help yourself to the wankybingles and pricketygucks."

Have you ever done The Wanker Magnet cos my friends say i am one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hilarious!

Us too, Stephen, us too...

Id buy this print

We need a bat signal for him.

This screams to be animated *sitsonhands*

james corden as the voice of The Twat

Brilliant.

(can't stop laughing ...:`)))

Would buy that tote bag too 😃

Definite merch opportunity.

tagging @nellucnhoj.bsky.social just in case he hasn't seen it :D

If only!

I once told a friend to put his head under the pillow when he went to bed so the twat fairy would come for him.

Thank goodness we’ve moved on from the days when your dad tied string around a loose twat, tied the other end to a door handle, then slammed the door shut.

Why’s the Twat Collector look so glum? Job for life that…

Probably overworked

Certainly not under-appreciated though.

i suspect that depends entirely on where said twats are deposited. methinks tis parliament.

I don't know why. But I'm crying with laughter. "You are a twat, dear"

We'd expect nothing less from our other half

Please put this in the shop

I love both the sense of terror and usefulness you have managed to instil in him. He’s a terrifying yet essential creation. Love the style of him.

I must ask, what does the twat collector do with all the twats he gets?

I'd like to think he saves them for episode two

I’ve saved that one.

This is amazing, bravo

I'm currently in a car on the M25, from the general standard of driving I've witnessed in the last 20 minutes he'd find rich pickings here.

one of the very few comics the guardian ever said no to - at the time I was convinced you could vaguely sort of bracket the word as a ruder cousin of "twit". And when I tried to use a different word it just didn't work

I'll be honest I thought he was collecting something other than what he was collecting. On the other hand, the tw*t collector is exactly the hero we need for these tw*t-laden times.

As a child I thought twat and twit were interchangeable. When my dad clipped me round the ear for using the former (the 70’s, moving on) I had to go look up what it meant. Well done Dad!

It's beautiful. 🥲

'Twat' is perfect. It was their loss.

I once joked it was the past tense of 'twit'. All was fine until a colleague had completely believed me and told a manager she thought they'd been a twit. But in a single word😆

Didn't David Cameron use the word as a *hilarious* pun in some interview? If the PM says it in public, the Guardian should be able to print it.

Yes, it was a live interview with Absolute Radio and he seemed not to know what it actually meant. The Guardian seemed happy enough to use the word at the time: www.theguardian.com/politics/200...

The twats.

If Lord Danton of Dyer can say TWAT on the telly the that's a Rubicon crossed right there.

As every Robert Browning knows, a twat is a nun's wimple. [Obscure historic/poetic joke.]

They made a bad call!

Michael Hunt had the same challenge? As did Richard Head. All bad jokes aside Pillock is a great word, because most people don’t realise how rude it is.

Also, "berk"

Is the Berkshire Hunt even a thing now though?

Yes. They continue to hunt despite the ban. Cunts.

That is the good shit

Too many twats, too few Twat Collectors