![[Scene is Women’s World Cup match showing on big screen in pub, lots of FANS in pub watching it cheerfully, apart from one guy at the back looking grumpy] 1 FANS [as goal goes in]: YYEEEESSS! 2 COMMENTATOR 1 VOICEOVER ON THE TV: Ooh and there's been a VAR check on that goal 3 COMMENTATOR 2: Yeah Robyn it looks like there’s been a question about it... 4 [show a miserable gammony bloke watching the same from the back of the pub] COMMENTATOR 2: …from Brian at the back of the pub. 5 COMMENTATOR 1: Looking at the replay we can see Brian using this rare moment of uncomplicated national joy 6 COMMENTATOR 1: to talk about men. BRIAN [holding his pint while he watches the screen, grumbling his own commentary]: Grumble Grumble Grumble men’s game 7 COMMENTATOR 2: Yeah you can see from his body position he’s making a dumb and sexist comparison there 8 COMMENTATOR 1: The ref’s made her decision… [Ref returns to the pitch, making one of the big VAR speeches they’ve started doing through her head-mic] 9 REF: MY JUDGEMENT IS… 10 REF: BRIAN IS TALKING BOLLOCKS. 11 PEOPLE IN PUB: YEEEAAH 12 PEOPLE IN PUB [all pointing at Brian]: SHUT UP BRIAN SHUT UP BRIAN](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidptbbvbpc664jxdtqfonnmfoz4mb2ldyiglirnxknvunk5uc6e4u@jpeg)
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Brian's just salty because he wishes he was Joey Barton
jul 28, 2025, 12:01 pm • 0 0 • view
👏, 👏, 👏👏👏
jul 27, 2025, 1:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Superb, Stephen. 😆
jul 27, 2025, 10:53 am • 0 0 • view
Fabulous!
jul 27, 2025, 10:39 am • 0 0 • view
Crowds suck. I'm routing for Brian.
jul 27, 2025, 12:10 pm • 0 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/forz...
jul 27, 2025, 1:25 pm • 6 0 • view
This would be funnier except they're real, and everywhere in every comment section right now
jul 28, 2025, 9:00 am • 2 0 • view
You’ve nailed the total essence of Brian there.
jul 27, 2025, 12:53 pm • 1 0 • view
"You're not whinging any more!" (except he is)
jul 28, 2025, 9:36 am • 0 0 • view
📌
jul 27, 2025, 12:05 pm • 0 0 • view