Losing work means I've been forced to go back on LinkedIn. I fucking hate LinkedIn to the very core of my being. I am now a LinkedIn Wanker full of even more self-loathing than I ever thought possible. I've also had to scrub the dates off all my quals on account of being a really old bastard.
They don't know how lucky they are
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Also sorry I need to reply about Lego but there’s a picture on my feed lol
oh no this was indeed the worst part of job hunting
I HATE IT SO MUCH. Honestly, I just wonder if everyone on there is thinking the same thing. They must be. I hate that I have to use it. It serves me right - I deleted my account a while back because LinkedIn makes me so indescribably stabby.
I despise it just as much as you do and was never happier than to delete it when my hunt ended. Hope that say comes for you soon. It really is an evil culture where sincere self-aware behaviour is not welcome
Anyway, more importantly, I hope you are having a lovely holiday.
Oh, absolutely agree with that. I'm having to write twatty posts like a big twat for engagement and I hate every minute of it. And of course, everyone wants your LinkedIn creds when you're looking for new business, so I have to carefully curate what I write about and it's dull and so pointless. Gah!
I hate, hate, HATE dat. And have been there. It makes me cringe myself into eternal seizure. Yuk. Thank you. You and A should get yer bums over here and feck LI behind and all its evils!
We're being encouraged to join and I just can't bring myself to unfortunately. Sympathies 🙏❤️
If you can manage without it, honestly, avoid it.
The best suggestion I've seen all day, tbqh.
Wow, that bad?
Oh, everything is fucking terrible. Of course, it could be worse, and at least we're all heading for oblivion soon, so won't have to put up with it for much longer. Still, I earned £2.50 yesterday so we can share a chocolate Freddo, if you like? I am very much full of joy and positivity today.
Oh, not an entire Freddo for only two people, surely?
Sorry, times are tough, I'll treat you to a whole one of your own soon. Love, Bob Cratchit
I mean, surely three can share the Freddo! Still, pimping out Andrew is an option...
I mean, it's an idea. Does it have legs? I'm not sure...
Or we can just look at it and imagine how it tastes, then put it away until the next day. Dinner will be bread and dripping. Adulterated bread, of course
Sounds great. You have the best ideas, you know!