Got rear-ended by a trolley today while stopped at a red light, which is not something I particularly wanted to do today.
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Enjoy your new millionaire status. In my state we have "The Texas Hammer" and I'm sure you have a regional scumbag lawyer with an equally memorable nickname.
aug 30, 2025, 5:51 pm • 0 0 • view
😥🫂
aug 30, 2025, 8:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Honestly, I had no idea this was a thing that could happen. Chalk it up to failure of imagination on my part. Happy to hear you’re okay!
aug 30, 2025, 4:24 pm • 0 0 • view
HOW! I'm glad your ok!
aug 30, 2025, 4:57 pm • 1 0 • view
A) OH GOD I HOPE YOU'RE OKAY B) I WASN'T IN THE CAR THIS TIME, I AM NOT CURSED
aug 30, 2025, 7:15 pm • 15 0 • view
A) I AM OKAY I GOT CHECKED OUT BY MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS AND EVERYTHING B) YOU ARE NOT CURSED
aug 31, 2025, 1:35 am • 17 0 • view
NOW AM I CURSED? REMAINS TO BE SEEN
aug 31, 2025, 1:53 am • 4 0 • view
Wait like an actual trolley or one of those buses dressed up to look like one?
aug 30, 2025, 9:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Now there's a statement you don't hear everyday! Glad to hear you're also okay, albeit at the ER.
aug 30, 2025, 5:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Wth is going on in Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood?! (In all sincerety, I hope you are okay!)
aug 30, 2025, 4:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Holy shit! Hope you're doing okay!
aug 30, 2025, 11:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Omg!! That is so rude??
aug 30, 2025, 4:57 pm • 1 0 • view
DID YOU HAVE TO EXCHANGE INSURANCE INFO?? like what do you even do omg
aug 30, 2025, 4:58 pm • 1 0 • view
SEPTA self-insures, so you have to put a claim in with the agency after your insurance pays to recover the deductible. It's a process so onerous many people never complete it.
aug 30, 2025, 9:42 pm • 1 0 • view
This also assumes that SEPTA, which just cut 20% of its service, has any money to pay the claims.
aug 31, 2025, 3:06 am • 1 0 • view
The Trolley Problem has taken a turn.
aug 30, 2025, 4:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Gah, hoping everything checks out at the ER. Make sure you get a trolley vaccine while there - don't want any relapses of this!
aug 30, 2025, 7:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Scribbling furiously to add this heretofore unseen option to the trolley problem.
aug 30, 2025, 4:33 pm • 7 0 • view
*snrk*
aug 30, 2025, 5:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Glad you're okay! 💓
aug 30, 2025, 8:45 pm • 3 0 • view
Oh no
aug 30, 2025, 4:23 pm • 0 0 • view
(I'm fine)
aug 30, 2025, 4:23 pm • 66 0 • view
At the ER, just to make *certain* that I am, in fact, fine.
aug 30, 2025, 5:44 pm • 49 0 • view
This is for the best. Concussions can be very sneaky. ❤️
aug 30, 2025, 5:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Take care of yourself. We can save all the "problem" jokes until we know you're 100%.
aug 30, 2025, 6:29 pm • 0 0 • view
I guess *some* of us can save the jokes...
aug 30, 2025, 6:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Hope everything is okay! ♥️
aug 30, 2025, 7:16 pm • 1 0 • view
...its a good thing I brought 2 books.
aug 30, 2025, 7:14 pm • 16 0 • view
Should've brought 3, apparently.
aug 30, 2025, 8:19 pm • 14 0 • view
A trolley! Jeez. Glad you're OK, hope everything checks out.
aug 30, 2025, 8:24 pm • 0 0 • view
good lord! i am so sorry, jadzia!
aug 30, 2025, 5:50 pm • 2 0 • view
still! holy FUCK! a fucking trolley‽
aug 30, 2025, 4:47 pm • 4 0 • view
A fucking trolley.
aug 30, 2025, 5:03 pm • 5 0 • view
did they know that’s only ever supposed to be a thought experiment?
aug 30, 2025, 5:03 pm • 13 0 • view