I cannot believe I am even typing this out but I have literally no control over kpop artists. so please do not @ me about getting them to boycott the US. I do not have jennie's number. we do not all know each other.
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Sarah would you date a black guy like me?
apr 4, 2025, 6:33 am • 1 0 • view
I have Jenny's number. It's 867-5309.
apr 3, 2025, 10:56 pm • 3 0 • view
Dammit, beat me.
apr 4, 2025, 1:08 am • 2 0 • view
oh my goodness 🤣🤣😅
apr 3, 2025, 10:47 pm • 0 0 • view
tbh i'm surprised i thought every korean had to serve in NCT for 18 months so maybe you'd met there
apr 4, 2025, 4:46 am • 1 0 • view
This is funny AF! 🤣…sorry you’re going through that though
apr 3, 2025, 10:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Sorry we're such stupid assholes sometimes. Maybe most times.
apr 4, 2025, 1:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Jennys number is 867-5309 😏
apr 3, 2025, 11:34 pm • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂
apr 3, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Noted.
apr 4, 2025, 12:50 am • 1 0 • view
whhhy, why are people so grossssssssssssssss! sorry youre dealing with this because people are.....yeah, just being people in the way they are
apr 4, 2025, 6:21 am • 0 0 • view
lol
apr 3, 2025, 10:45 pm • 2 0 • view
then why am i following you???
apr 3, 2025, 10:24 pm • 31 0 • view
she’s lying. It’s what Jennie told her to say
apr 3, 2025, 10:25 pm • 10 0 • view
Thats disappointing
apr 3, 2025, 10:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Do you expect me to believe you don’t know every single K-pop star? Is this really what you’re trying to claim?
apr 4, 2025, 9:36 am • 0 0 • view
Please no! My 13 yr old would be crushed if she can’t see Stray Kids in June!
apr 4, 2025, 2:05 am • 0 0 • view
I know you’re kidding, but seriously, no! 😂😂
apr 4, 2025, 2:06 am • 0 0 • view
All those Kims, they have to be related.
apr 3, 2025, 10:10 pm • 3 0 • view
No way… I’m so sorry some people are genuinely psycho 😭
apr 4, 2025, 1:42 am • 0 0 • view
So, you're saying you can get me Jennie's autograph?
apr 3, 2025, 11:04 pm • 1 0 • view
Can you get the Australian bands Rogue Traders and Machine Gun Fellatio to boycott the U.S.?
apr 3, 2025, 11:44 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm sorry but this is one of the funniest things I've read all day, I'm crying over here.
apr 4, 2025, 2:21 am • 1 0 • view
Doesn’t the Verge accept articles about people asking you to keep Korean performers safe?
apr 3, 2025, 11:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Writers can influence the entire world.
apr 3, 2025, 11:01 pm • 0 0 • view
hilarious
apr 3, 2025, 11:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Those K-pop fans are fierce and a force to be reckoned with. I say go for it. The more the merrier.
apr 3, 2025, 11:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Isn’t Jennie’s number 867-5309?
apr 4, 2025, 1:24 am • 1 0 • view
Emotional rollercoaster reading this. All the way from confusion to denial to resignation.
apr 3, 2025, 10:17 pm • 3 0 • view
I have no idea why this showed up on my feed, but I feel immense sympathy for you getting yelled at over something you cannot possibly control or even alter in any way
apr 4, 2025, 12:00 am • 1 0 • view
Excellent denial, sounds almost plausible. Everyone’s chatting about it over at KakaoTalk, including BTS. 👊🏽🇰🇷🔥
apr 4, 2025, 12:00 am • 1 0 • view
It's 867-5309. Pretty sure.
apr 3, 2025, 11:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Really? REALLY? Fandom has lost their minds!🤦🏾
apr 3, 2025, 10:17 pm • 1 0 • view
*sighs* … *Calls Jennie*
apr 3, 2025, 10:45 pm • 3 0 • view
"oh so you are from korean? tell all the names of all the koreans i am listening 🫥"
apr 4, 2025, 2:38 am • 0 0 • view
lol people r crazy
apr 3, 2025, 10:36 pm • 2 0 • view
Control over kpop artists is an under-explored Marvel superhero power. Or maybe supervillain power..
apr 3, 2025, 10:27 pm • 5 0 • view
867-5309 is jennie's number.
apr 3, 2025, 10:47 pm • 3 0 • view
I am screaming. Lol
apr 3, 2025, 10:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Proof that stupidity can take many forms. Hope the volume of BS isn't too high.
apr 3, 2025, 10:13 pm • 0 0 • view
This just popped on my feed and, at first, I thought it was a joke, but then I remembered People. I’m so sorry 😬
apr 4, 2025, 1:53 am • 0 0 • view
apr 4, 2025, 12:08 am • 0 0 • view
Fine. Be like that then. 😁
apr 4, 2025, 12:11 am • 0 0 • view
I laughed so hard on this :D
apr 4, 2025, 1:58 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣😱🤣🤣🤣 Reminds me while on set years ago they had to announce, ‘please do not give your resume to Jim Carrey….’ #SMH
apr 4, 2025, 11:19 am • 0 0 • view
That's just a general warning on every set - they have it on call sheets now. Jim Carrey is notorious for committing fraud with Runners personal info. Doesn't even matter if he's in the cast.
apr 4, 2025, 3:16 pm • 0 0 • view
They called it out to several. But yes your note is valid.
apr 4, 2025, 3:30 pm • 0 0 • view
You can reach Jenny at 867-5309.
apr 3, 2025, 11:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Heh. That's like being Canadian. When I used to go the Excited Mistakes, I'd hear "oh, you're from Canada, so you probably know Mark, right?"
apr 4, 2025, 2:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Been watching that fine Netflix docudrama “All of Us Are Dead.” Is that an accurate representation of the South Korean high school experience, or nah? 🤔
apr 4, 2025, 1:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Reminded me of this. 😄 www.tiktok.com/@standup/vid...
apr 3, 2025, 10:32 pm • 5 0 • view
apr 3, 2025, 10:14 pm • 2 0 • view
But you know them right?
apr 3, 2025, 10:39 pm • 2 0 • view
As someone who is deeply into your work and kpop, I'm not surprised. But definitely recommend not feeding the stans
apr 4, 2025, 1:00 am • 0 0 • view
Wow, sorry. American’s gonna’ American.
apr 3, 2025, 11:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Besides that, they'd probably love charging more for their shows, 😂.
apr 4, 2025, 12:41 am • 0 0 • view
Internet fails the “just be normal” challenge yet again
apr 3, 2025, 10:24 pm • 8 0 • view
867-5309
apr 4, 2025, 2:49 pm • 4 0 • view
Ok this gets you a follow...........
apr 3, 2025, 11:48 pm • 1 0 • view
would you like jennie's number
apr 3, 2025, 10:09 pm • 31 0 • view
I thought it was 867-5309
apr 3, 2025, 10:09 pm • 75 0 • view
You beat me to this.
apr 3, 2025, 10:12 pm • 11 0 • view
🎶 For a good time, For a good time call🎶
apr 4, 2025, 10:31 am • 0 0 • view
really solid way to sort by age ngl
apr 3, 2025, 10:22 pm • 3 0 • view
dammit get your own joke
apr 3, 2025, 10:10 pm • 43 0 • view
This thread made the post even more hilarious
apr 3, 2025, 10:18 pm • 10 0 • view
We all came here to make that one...
apr 3, 2025, 10:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Sorry to oop your alley
apr 4, 2025, 4:38 am • 1 0 • view
lol first thing I thought
apr 3, 2025, 10:11 pm • 7 0 • view
I dont know why, but this made me laugh so hard I choked for a solid minute.
apr 4, 2025, 12:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh no
apr 4, 2025, 1:13 am • 10 0 • view
I have her number, it's 867-5309 😜
apr 4, 2025, 2:28 am • 1 0 • view
How does 2025 just keep feeling like a fever dream, even in these small everyday interactions.
apr 4, 2025, 4:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Wait people are doing this fr? Wooooow that's sad.
apr 3, 2025, 10:09 pm • 3 0 • view
So you’re saying not all Asians know each other?
apr 3, 2025, 10:35 pm • 2 0 • view
Wait do you have any other blackpink members numbers?? I only recently learned about them and love them!
apr 4, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
apr 4, 2025, 2:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Dang, I was going to ask you to tell Taemin if he could do a heavy metal song 😔
apr 3, 2025, 10:09 pm • 12 0 • view
oh my god i’d give anything for this
apr 3, 2025, 10:22 pm • 3 0 • view
Isnt Jennies number still 867-5309?
apr 4, 2025, 4:50 am • 2 0 • view
in that same vein, jeong is the fifth most common korean surname. so you know a jeong? cool. am I related to them? fuck if I know; please do not ask
apr 3, 2025, 10:10 pm • 553 8 • view
Please excuse the idiots. They, like Lauren Boebert proved the other day, cannot differentiate between ppl if they have the same last name.
apr 4, 2025, 4:07 pm • 0 0 • view
My last name is Smith, so I feel your pain in Very White.
apr 3, 2025, 10:21 pm • 6 0 • view
No one ever accused me of starting a boy band, though.
apr 3, 2025, 10:25 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm married to a Smith and didn't take his name for various reasons, but first among them was I don't need those headaches.
apr 3, 2025, 10:29 pm • 3 0 • view
My sister retained her Radlein on marriage in part because the world did not need another Smith. My wife retained her Andrews so that she wouldn't have to spell "Radlein" for people over and over. Conservation of Radlein Principle
apr 4, 2025, 5:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Recently, Kim Deal and Kim Gordon performed together and I noted that they were two of my top-10 favourite musical artists named Kim. The others include Shattuck, Mitchell and probably around 40-50% of the Korean artists I listen to.
apr 3, 2025, 10:17 pm • 1 0 • view
congratulations or whatever I guess
apr 3, 2025, 10:21 pm • 0 0 • view
are you under the impression that kim is a given name for koreans?
apr 3, 2025, 10:54 pm • 3 0 • view
I’m under the impression that it’s the most common family name. 50% of Say Sue Me and Oh Chill are Kims, but only 33% of Drinking Boys and Girls Choir are, though the latter have an Anglo guitarist. Billy Carter were 100% Kim when founded, but 66% when a three piece. Crying Nut are only 20% Kim.
apr 3, 2025, 11:15 pm • 2 0 • view
Aw man I like Say Sue Me a LOT
apr 4, 2025, 5:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Right, but Kim Deal, Kim Gordon, those are given names, not family names?
apr 3, 2025, 11:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah. And my favourite musicians named Ryan includes a disproportionate number of people of Irish ethnicity. I’m not gonna talk about my favourite Lees, but that list definitely doesn’t include Greenwood.
apr 3, 2025, 11:28 pm • 0 0 • view
don't think the bit's landing my man
apr 3, 2025, 11:43 pm • 1 0 • view
I mildly regret not receiving your approval. Feel free to block me. I won’t be offended in the slightest. I’m still gonna name drop cool Korean alt-rock bands at every available opportunity, so you probably should.
apr 3, 2025, 11:59 pm • 0 0 • view
k
apr 3, 2025, 11:38 pm • 0 0 • view
UGH This sounds awful! It's like the "you're from Canada! You must know Bob!" thing. Only worse!
apr 3, 2025, 10:56 pm • 4 0 • view
I am so disappointed, I thought Sarah knew every single person in Korea! Umm, don't ask about anyone in Canada, I am an introvert.
apr 3, 2025, 11:45 pm • 2 0 • view
This isn't funny. It's absurdly insulting. There are over 60 million people in South Korea. Stop making these lazy jokes to people you don't know.
apr 3, 2025, 11:48 pm • 2 0 • view
Wait, you and Ken don't hit up the norebang together on the regular? /s
apr 3, 2025, 10:11 pm • 4 0 • view
🙄
apr 3, 2025, 10:20 pm • 0 0 • view
lol
apr 3, 2025, 10:42 pm • 0 0 • view
One of my kids used “Park” as a last name on their fake ID and we all still roast them over how basic that was
apr 3, 2025, 10:11 pm • 164 0 • view
That is both amazing and brilliant.
apr 3, 2025, 11:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Should of used "McLovin"
apr 3, 2025, 10:17 pm • 4 0 • view
Ken would have respected that, frankly.
apr 3, 2025, 10:25 pm • 6 0 • view
I mean, that's committing to the bit.
apr 3, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Would you have preferred Kim?
apr 3, 2025, 10:13 pm • 5 0 • view
Just thinking that there's gotta be a Korean-American couple named “Park” that named their kids Hyde, Forest, Bryant, MacArthur, etc. Gotta feel sorry for little Flushing Meadows-Corona.
apr 3, 2025, 10:24 pm • 37 1 • view
Flushing Meadows-Corona doesnt know how good they have it 😔
apr 3, 2025, 11:48 pm • 2 0 • view
"Where's MacArthur?" "Oh, he's in bed with a cold - we accidentally left him out in the rain" (Overdramatically) "Oh, Nooo!"
apr 4, 2025, 12:16 am • 3 0 • view
His poor birthday cake though
apr 4, 2025, 5:19 pm • 1 0 • view
“Hello, my name is Gorky”
apr 4, 2025, 10:01 pm • 1 0 • view
Gotta get creative. First name Van, middle name Cortlandt.
apr 4, 2025, 1:31 am • 1 0 • view
Wally West, the Flash, is married to Linda Park. I knew a woman online who hoped they'd have a child named Central Park-West. (As I type this they do have children but none of them are named that.)
apr 7, 2025, 2:12 am • 1 0 • view
Not quite the same thing, but I was once an intern in Parliament (UK) when there was a debate in the House of Lords about invasive leylandii hedges. The debate about hedges was moved by Baroness Gardner of Parkes.
apr 4, 2025, 4:17 am • 2 1 • view
This is my daughter Central
apr 3, 2025, 10:43 pm • 30 0 • view
If we’re trying to be accurate, it’s “Centra”
apr 4, 2025, 10:31 am • 0 0 • view
Are you sure you don't know Jimin?
apr 4, 2025, 1:55 am • 1 0 • view
I’m a jeong
apr 3, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
What about Ken Jeong?
apr 3, 2025, 10:11 pm • 3 0 • view
this is not funny
apr 3, 2025, 10:11 pm • 18 0 • view
apr 3, 2025, 10:12 pm • 5 0 • view
HAHAHAHAHAFUCKYOURSELF
apr 3, 2025, 10:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Relax
apr 3, 2025, 10:38 pm • 1 0 • view
lol sure big guy
apr 3, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Could you please ask Ken Jeong to do something already
apr 3, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
apr 4, 2025, 3:09 am • 0 0 • view
youtu.be/6WTdTwcmxyo
apr 4, 2025, 1:09 am • 0 0 • view
How do you think the Korean Conservative/MKGA ajushis are handling tariffs and trade deals with China?
apr 4, 2025, 2:32 am • 1 0 • view
You mean 75 million Koreans around the world don't know each other? That's just ridiculous...
apr 3, 2025, 11:50 pm • 5 0 • view
867-5309
apr 3, 2025, 10:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Try harder.
apr 3, 2025, 10:50 pm • 0 0 • view