Adams left out the part about being another dickless nazi in his post

More like “I have the physique of a Greek Slob.”

That, and "Old Guys Rule" T-shirts; if you're an old guy who needs to wear an "Old Guys Rule" T-shirt then you do NOT, in fact, rule. Old Guys who rule don't need no goddamn t-shirts; we just get out there and fucking RULE.

Note: grammatically, women come in numbers, not amounts. Unless of course, you refuse to see them as individuals.

Binders full of women

Nick has overwhelming "I'm in the closet" energy.

And all of that PLUS the Ambassadorship to fucking Malaysia? What a guy!

Another fkn moron.

That’s magnificent

So he’s being sent as an ambassador to an Islamic country, hope that works out for him, maybe they’ll keep him.

Maybe they'll keep his head, anyway.

Big whatever this is energy.

After "steaks' and "weights" I thought this crap was going to start rhyming at least but alas

But…I mean… You don’t think that “steak” and “weight” rhyme… Do you?

Naur, I don't

Yeah, it was starting to sound like a Superstar Billy Graham promo for a second there.

Sweeter than a German Chocolate Cake!

Gaston would at least have an IQ of 108

Vanilla Ice para pobres.

Naaaw. Nicky Adams wants to be an American when he grows up. Btw, why do all these maga grovelers look like a green apple and a high step would kill them but think they're "alphas" (whatever da fok that's supposed to be...a maga magnet aint a woman magnet... it's a gay in violent denial?!).

weirdest hooters brand ambassador

Given what (admittedly little) I know of Malaysian culture, this should go over like a dead rat in a martini glass.

Choads like Nick here are unable or unwilling to understand that people hate him because he wants bad things and is bad to other people.

Choad - that’s perfect. He is disgusting. No class, all ass.

It would be satirical, if it were satirical.

I was convinced he was a parody account but, no, just a right-wing troll

This post by Nick Adams reeks of insecurity and fragile ego

I'm a gay man: I've like Hooters wings I eat medium steaks I lift light weights w/high reps (maintains muscle mass) I'm an atheist Many men find me attractive I've spent 37 years trying to improve the healthcare system I am a member of Phi Beta Kappa I'm a great public speaker They hate this.

Oh man if I were a gay man!!!! Love you ❤️

He has the physique of a tub of Greek Gods yogurt

"I am pursued by copious amounts of women" He's leaving out the fact that it's always because he stole food from them.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bys...

😂😂😂

[Says a bunch of the most off-putting stuff you've ever heard] "I am extremely charismatic."

Forgetting to add “I have a tiny dick” to that list

Stuart Smalley lost his damn mind 😂

"And as soon as the Greek God finds out what I've done with it, I will be struck by lightning. So I eat a lot of steak."

I honestly always thought this was a gag account.

Certainly made me gag!

Me too!

...says the guy who probably plays video games in his mom's basement?

Yea maga is sooooo alpha

Too bad he doesn't own a thesaurus. Dude ran out of adjectives at the end. Used 'extremely' twice.

I am so insecure I have to constantly tell you how much of an alpha I am.

He is somehow both a true believer AND a decade long bit.

Exit, pursued by copious amounts of women armed with torches and pitchforks.

The Greek God is specifically Silenus.

I read that as "I'm in the closet"

Proof that IQ is meaningless

He misplaced the decimal. To be fair, he probably thinks a decimal is a type of single-celled autotroph that primarily dwells in lakes, ponds, and other standing water.

& I'm just sitting over here search engining Greek God bc Homer described them completely different in The Iliad 🪑 🇬🇷⚡️ 👀

“I have a mansion and a yacht”

Hopefully he doesn’t come back from Malaysia

He forgot one: "I'm scared to death of the NYC subway."

I thought he was satire 😬

This is a pretty hilarious one

"No girls allowed at the circle jerk."

I believed his account was parody

I thought it was a bit for years!!

Me reading Matt’s post this morning before coffee

Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

This is also every 3rd post on his twitter

Who is Nick Adams and why does anyone give a fuck about him?

I swear that this is copy pasta from Dennis Reynolds

For me, I always see him when African American NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace trends on Twitter. He's always part of the right-wing racist pile-on.

I'd love to see him actually take an IQ test and pass over 100

The problem is, if he got under 90, I'd just think he's still a satirist committing to the bit

I don't know any women that are pursuing him

bsky.app/profile/lake...

His PFP looks like Don jr

Who is he?

perused by so many women yet never been seen in a photo with one.

Is he a lumberjack, and is he OK?

Rare steaks? Not even a Maillard reaction with a medium rare done correctly? What a chump

he has the physique of Greek yogurt on the floor

You just wish you were so smart that you have to read the same book every night

nothing says “extremely charismatic” like bragging about everything that you clearly are not

Hooters + Bible go as well together as Jesus + Jupiter Worship

Birds of a feather …. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Ad...

“I have the physique of a Greek God”

Zeus, maybe? You know, one of those hefty gods.

Yeah that’s the God of Lard right there

It seems like Trump makes people ambassadors when he wants to get rid of them, but doesn't want them to be mad at him.

I thought that too. It scares me when I begin to understand his motives right?

It is scary to think it is necessary to look for motives. He is so completely untrustworthy and nefarious that managing him is akin to negotiating with a terrorist.

God of French fries

Alice-I should have set my tea down before I read that!

Hey, where I come from, Adonis is a kebab shop 🤷🏻‍♂️

Adams has a tiny dick

But look at all the #Trump Teammates, they all seem to have effective auto-suggestive super-powers

Yeah, Neptune - because he looks like he's been at the bottom of the sea for three weeks

Holy shit lol

*Dionysus has entered the chat*

He's as dumb as a dildo made of deli meat.

I honestly thought it was a satire sock puppet account, not an actual real person

Still might be

I think the general consensus is that he started off that way but leaned into when he spotted the grift.

If he reads the Bible every night, why is praising himself? 🤔 Doesn't the Bible say to be humble??

All these people do is read the same 10 verses from Leviticus that they believe allow them to hate on others and they stay as far away from the Gospels as humanly possible.

I probably shouldn’t admit this but I always assumed this account was a parody. I clearly do not understand the times I’m living in.

He's going to discover the limits of diplomatic immunity pretty quickly, unless he stays completely away from people.

It always brings this to mind: youtu.be/UGMaVC1YVlQ?...

I hate that meme so so much. Don Draper is very much the villain there. Sorry, just wanted to rant real quick.

Dick Lol

You kinda made me have to do it.😂

I saw what you did there.

Physique of a god? This tool? 🤣🤣🤣

"Physique of a Greek God" yeah, Bacchus

So hooters and jesus- what a team 🤣 I’m embarrassed that this guy is Australian by birth, he’s an idiot.

The physique of a Greek god eh? I guess technically true. Bacchus was a Greek god…

It’s really worth hearing his voice if you haven’t yet

Looks like a loser

Only the Hooters claim is legit.

That fat pig? Ugh.

He’s an alpha male!? Excuse me while I laugh myself to death…bwahahahahahahahahaha. Nicky looks kinda soft and squishy.

Hooters and the Bible what a diet

Mental issues I guess

Greek Gods had small genitalia. I think that tells us all we need to know.

I’m just gonna make a big swing and say I don’t think the Bible is soaking in.

What a tool.

He forgot to mention that he’s an expert at Photoshop.

Me, crying, furiously punching a bloody fist into my dining room wall. Wife: Oh my god. What’s happening. Me *voice cracking*: I’m thinking about Nick Adams going to Hooters. AGAIN.

Missed that one. What a goober.

Does he read the Bible at Hooters?

Lol!

Whole lot of cope in that "copious"

I am a dick

He forgot to include either “arrogant” or “mendacious” on his list.

and being an "Alpha Male" 🤣

And gay. He sounds gay and compensating.

I’ve seen a millions post from this idiot and somehow this one passed me by. But this is DEFINITELY peak Nick.

He reads the Bible every night huh? I guess he missed the parts against being haughty and an egomaniac.

I thought Nick Adams was just your typical right-wing troll/influencer, but Stew Peters is a legit Nazi.

Looks like “physique of a Greek god” meant Bacchus.

a little soft in the cheeks for a greek god

That's obviously why he's being pusrues by copious amounts of women, they're all aunts who want to pinch his glorious cheeks and maybe dole out a wet yucky kiss as well.

I prefer my Adonis' to not have faces that cave in at the hate spewing hole.

😂😂

“Nick graduated from the University of Sydney and, since then, has made it his life's mission to extol the Virtues of American Greatness.”

OMG. He thinks Sydney is in the US.

Can't wait for both my NY senators to vote to confirm him. And Booker too

Trump skipped over his Deputy Mayor "Kill all the pigeons" tenure...

There were very good reasons people thought Nick Adams was doing parody. Just look at it. (March 6, 2023) x.com/nickadamsinu...

Poe's Law & its inverse corollary remain alive and well

What greek God does he have the body of there? Dionysius?

I was not prepared for him to sound like weaksauce Crocodile Dundee.

I never ever want to hear anymore discussion about “imposter syndrome”….

I have said this about every single confirmation this year. I haven't seen a single one qualified, much less COGNIZANT of the suggested position and duties

I still think it and he just refuses to break character even if it means becoming an ambassador

He has the stink of a Queensland pool salesman of the 80s. Looks and sounds like another Aussie bogan. If you scrape the top layer of skin on is head I'd swear his noggin was transparent. Sorry to the world from Australia for the Murdochs and this flog.

I still think it’s a bit. It’s gonna be one hell of a funny movie when he reveals it.

He's far surpassed Andy Kaufman levels of commitment to the bit. Even if it started as parody, at some point it became his identity.

Apparently he was on a city council in Sydney years ago and was an absolute flog back then as well

I still think it’s parody and he’s doing an epic troll. I mean, he HAS to be doing a parody, right?

HOLY SHIT!

I fully expect this to be an actor hired by Nathan Fielder to become an Ambassador to gain use of diplomatically privileged luggage 🧳 or something.

And it helped to amplify his bullshit, everywhere. Every person who ever quote dunked on him also gave him clout.

Not sure how I missed that beauty 😂😂😂

he's like if an I Think You Should Leave character got into politics...

extremely heavy weights only means you think they’re extremely heavy. for all we know they could be 20s.

Copious amounts of women. Is that measured by volume?

We will use anything but the metric system.

The posting time indicates he possibly wrote this in advance and scheduled it out too

Ha, good catch.

Who thinks he’s gay and this is all repressed energy? 🙋🏻‍♀️

lol it’s not even a joke or a bit, he’s fairly transparent wink wink about actually being gay in a lot of posts and his tweets are pure trolling 24/7. He once made a post with “(Alpha Male)” in his screen name while writing about how anyone who claims they are an alpha male proves that they aren’t.

Yeah I don’t want anyone with “alpha male” in their bio anywhere in American leadership. Nope.

“Physique of a Greek god.”

"Copious amounts of women" is an unfortunate way to phrase it, but he does have a point.

He forgot to list that he “enjoys the company of men”…

There are a lot of gay men like that. Is he gay?

I am certain that no one with a high iq announces it to strangers.

Yes it's so alpha to have to advertise your alpha-ness to everyone. I don't understand how so many people have been duped by so many f****** charlatans.

Poe's Law personified.