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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social

The letter [from Trump to Epstein] concludes: “Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.”

jul 17, 2025, 10:49 pm • 371 107

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Charlie Fillenwarth @illinifan1280.bsky.social

“It contains several lines of typewritten text framed by the outline of a naked woman, which appears to be hand-drawn with a heavy marker.”

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Marcelo Soares, o Analista de Dados de Bagé @msoares.bsky.social

His last day had a secret so wonderful that whole three minutes of It are unavailable

jul 17, 2025, 11:14 pm • 8 0 • view
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Dana Young @danayoung.bsky.social

🤢 I will never unsee that signature now.

Excerpt from the Wall Street Journal, describing a letter that Trump wrote to Epstein for his 50th birthday:
jul 17, 2025, 11:13 pm • 3 1 • view
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Doug @wicksdoug.bsky.social

Bawdy. Smdh. Sanewashing child molestation. Bawdy. Gaaaaaah!

jul 17, 2025, 11:20 pm • 5 0 • view
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social

bruh

jul 18, 2025, 2:59 am • 5 0 • view
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Jules @julmm.bsky.social

just finished reading through. thankyou for posting. omg.

jul 17, 2025, 10:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rainwalker @rainwalkerak.bsky.social

So… does that mean trump was also extorting Epstein’s clients? Is THAT why no one in the judiciary or DOJ would nail that ghoul?

jul 18, 2025, 2:17 am • 2 0 • view
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Diamond Life @diamondlifeca.bsky.social

I say yes! They weren’t simply friends . They were business partners.

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peter_donnelly @peter-donnelly.bsky.social

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Diamond Life @diamondlifeca.bsky.social

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🌜🧚 Sassy Nana 🧚🌛🇺🇸 @sassynana.bsky.social

@justjen9899.bsky.social

jul 17, 2025, 11:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ando @beingando.bsky.social

Wow.

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Richard Price @voscovery.bsky.social

Putting it mildly, that is disgusting, diabolical and damning.

jul 17, 2025, 11:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Diamond Life @diamondlifeca.bsky.social

Glad to see you have a moral compass.

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snarkypete.bsky.social @snarkypete.bsky.social

This is why I spring for the Hallmark. I try to write my own, and it always comes across as weird.

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rchuffman.bsky.social @rchuffman.bsky.social

youtu.be/OV3928QzaEY?...

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Amy K, FYMM @mangobee.bsky.social

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Roberto Peres @roberto1501.bsky.social

Trump é bandido !!

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Big Dill @b1gd1ll.bsky.social

The wonderful secret Trump was referring to was raping children.

jul 17, 2025, 10:54 pm • 11 1 • view
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Mike Keating @mikekeating.bsky.social

"enigmas never age", that classic, normal thing to say

jul 17, 2025, 11:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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pete1456.bsky.social @pete1456.bsky.social

Let me translate this for those who haven’t been paying attention Happy bday to my child raping partner and friend It’s great to be rich and powerful and to be able to abuse and rape little children We’re low life pedos so let’s keep it secret

jul 18, 2025, 10:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Brosephine Wires @joparkerbear.bsky.social

lol

jul 17, 2025, 11:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Juggles @juggles.bsky.social

Hey, can we get the rest of the names in the Epstein accomplice book? Feels like we may get better info if we turn up the heat on the entire cabal instead of just the guy who currently controls the dept of justice.

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Free Radical @freeradical7.bsky.social

Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything,” the note began. Donald: Yes, there is, but I won’t tell you what it is. Jeffrey: Nor will I, since I also know what it is. Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey. Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it.

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Free Radical @freeradical7.bsky.social

Ooo. Oooo. I know! I know! It's fucking kids. They like to fuck little kids because they're sick little kid fuckers.

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Ruby Whitesell @greenidruby.bsky.social

Barf

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Carrie Kay @carriekay.bsky.social

In nearly 7 decades of life, I have never, ever, ever, ever heard or seen a birthday wish that every day be another wonderful secret. That’s just weird.

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Diamond Life @diamondlifeca.bsky.social

Perverted even.

jul 18, 2025, 7:21 am • 2 0 • view
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Table Ship @imtableship170.bsky.social

TIL WallStreetJournal thinks I'm a bit and/or hacker and blocks me from accessing their site (even with the ad blocker off)

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social

"In an interview with the Journal on Tuesday evening, Trump denied writing the letter or drawing the picture. 'This is not me. This is a fake thing. It’s a fake Wall Street Journal story,' he said."

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Ruby Whitesell @greenidruby.bsky.social

Must be true if he's saying "fake news!"

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social

"He told the Journal he was preparing to file a lawsuit if it published an article. 'I’m gonna sue The Wall Street Journal just like I sued everyone else,' he said."

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recluse2567.bsky.social @recluse2567.bsky.social

That would make Rupert's day.

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v. b.🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇺🇦 🇳🇴 🇲🇽 🇩🇪 @vero1986.bsky.social

Trump was always the useful idiot of this crowd. He's just lost his usefulness. Leaking the birthday card may be just a subterfuge to get rid of him.

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Cath RN, PhD @headdoc35.bsky.social

Oh come on, Don. We know you can draw- even if it’s wrong. 😂 But please go ahead and do sue, cuz discovery is gonna be bitching.

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johnmaen.bsky.social @johnmaen.bsky.social

Trump should 100% sue.

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brendaj422.bsky.social @brendaj422.bsky.social

Can't wait to see the discovery on this!!!!

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CindyLooHoo @cindyhoohoo.bsky.social

oops

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winterayars.bsky.social @winterayars.bsky.social

Odds of SCOTUS deciding it's illegal to criticize the President, even if you're right?

jul 17, 2025, 11:20 pm • 4 1 • view
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social

Here's a gift link.

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Steph K @gnomeledy2.bsky.social

He will eventually get to lie in state in the rotunda? Makes me throw up a little in my mouth. This pos, should be buried next to wife 1, asap. Whoops, I said the good part out loud. I'm thinking happy thoughts of the future, but the rotunda thoughts stop my happy vibe.

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illumi @vinnievinson.bsky.social

You’re a doll

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The Drew @thedrewvawter.bsky.social

Thank you.

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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com

So autopen

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social

I mean, come on folks

It isn't clear how the letter with Trump's signature was prepared. Inside the outline of the naked woman was a typewritten note styled as an imaginary conversation between Trump and Epstein, written in the third person.
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Bob @bobisjim.bsky.social

They should have never stopped Tim Walz calling em weirdos. Because HOLY SHIT They will read that letter to people if they need to induce vomiting

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Ruby Whitesell @greenidruby.bsky.social

Truly nauseating...

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Peace Pangolin @peace-pangolin.bsky.social

This is basically Plato

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Jesse Zaneveld @jessezaneveld.bsky.social

Like, what non-incriminating read of 'enigmas' is possible here such that 'they never age' was 'apparent' the last time the two met up.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social

How is this our reality.

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Fred Chicken @theunorthodox.bsky.social

I wonder this constantly

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Diamond Life @diamondlifeca.bsky.social

Citizens United- Fukk Justice John Roberts. Fukk him to hell.

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Anna McMike @annamcmike.bsky.social

Is what sane Americans have been asking ourselves since the escalator descent became an unknowingly metaphorical prediction of democracy.

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Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social

Because the electoral college system makes it too easy to manipulate a state to vote, or not vote, and poof, there goes the math. Oh, right, you meant rhetorically. Indeed.

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Matt Rowan @veryrealbatman.bsky.social

All I know is I hate it here, and I want the madness to end.

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snarkypete.bsky.social @snarkypete.bsky.social

James Comey

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Sagittarius A* @sagastar.bsky.social

shouldn'tve shot that gorilla or let the cubs win one of those

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Peter Feld 🍉 @peterfeld.bsky.social

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mary angela perna @maryangelaperna.bsky.social

I am counting down the days until we can say “thank god, he’s no longer in the White House”

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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social

I'm waiting for "he collapsed and couldn't be resuscitated", personally.

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Christine Langhoff @clanghoff.bsky.social

Perhaps he clearing the way for that by revealing his diagnosis. Will the Senate vote to impeach Vance?

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Pam Nash @pamnashes.bsky.social

Like he said, in 2016, that after the election was done he was going to sue all the 20+ women who accused him of sexual assault - but, amazingly, he never did sue them?

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