avatar
The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com

WestJet announces SuperUltraBasic fare where customers just stay home and give them money

may 13, 2025, 2:24 pm • 909 146

Replies

avatar
burningfrancis.bsky.social @burningfrancis.bsky.social

And for a $40 upgrade, they will sneak into your house, steal a suitcase full of your stuff, and lose it.

may 13, 2025, 4:49 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
Coach Seb @sebboucher.bsky.social

I thought they would add seats to the outside of the plane, on the wings, to get more $/km

may 13, 2025, 10:45 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
Céu Azul means Blue Sky @ceu---azul.bsky.social

that's the only safe way to visit USA right now ! lol

may 13, 2025, 3:44 pm • 7 0 • view
avatar
Eva☠️Deathdollie🏳️‍⚧️ @evadeathdollie.bsky.social

Total Recall comes to mind.

may 13, 2025, 3:50 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Luke Edwards @edwardsluke.bsky.social

And for an extra fee they'll lose your luggage for you

may 13, 2025, 2:25 pm • 28 1 • view
avatar
PurpleDraziNotGreen🇨🇦 @purpledrazi.bsky.social

I let my kids kick the back of my chair for that added "in the sky, but closer to hell" experience that I expect from Westjet

may 13, 2025, 5:13 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
jackiefromtexas @jackiefromtexas.bsky.social

😂😂😂 Sounds like something that would happen in the US.

may 13, 2025, 3:59 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
briangosselin.bsky.social @briangosselin.bsky.social

Don’t give them ideas

may 13, 2025, 3:16 pm • 3 0 • view
avatar
northernastrophoto.bsky.social @northernastrophoto.bsky.social

For an extra $50 they will send you a postcard from someone having fun on a vacation

may 13, 2025, 3:40 pm • 9 0 • view
avatar
Ivor Davies 🍁Part owner of Canada @ivordavies.bsky.social

#BagsOptional

may 13, 2025, 2:29 pm • 2 0 • view
avatar
jpaustin.bsky.social @jpaustin.bsky.social

LOL! Better yet, just send it to the Felon. HE'S the "grifter in chief!"

may 13, 2025, 4:23 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
Nudsy aka Ian’s doodle @nudsy.bsky.social

Great for climate change.

may 13, 2025, 3:38 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Rainbow Trucknutz @rev-d00d.bsky.social

Value factor: Avoid the hustlebustle at a discount

may 13, 2025, 2:33 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
Resistance Broadcast From Fascist Occupied United States (FOUS) @margrim.bsky.social

If the plane crashes, do they, um, follow through?

may 13, 2025, 6:25 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
jace cavacini @dysamoria.com

I’ve been making a similar “joke” for years that this is the ultimate goal of our corporate oligarch overlords: taxing people just for the privilege to exist in their feudal state.

may 13, 2025, 2:40 pm • 5 0 • view
avatar
Yarvinbiodiesel.techbro.net @yarvinsbiodiesel.bsky.social

We call those tax breaks and subsidies here in Canada. Ask the O&G industry😉

may 14, 2025, 4:00 am • 0 0 • view
avatar
#Democracy @dontbecon-d.bsky.social

🤣

may 13, 2025, 6:32 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
S. Bryan 🇨🇦 @queqat.bsky.social

Doesn't WestJet offer that now?

may 13, 2025, 2:56 pm • 1 0 • view
avatar
SmokeCityFC @smokecityfc.bsky.social

Oh…. so like all the current fares they have but cheaper. 😏

may 13, 2025, 5:33 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
voltairesrage.bsky.social @voltairesrage.bsky.social

Do we get to sit in the plane or no?

may 13, 2025, 2:37 pm • 5 0 • view
avatar
Doug van den Ham @dvdham.bsky.social

Sitting costs extra. Only looking at pictures of planes and reviewing the seating charts and baggage fees is included in the base price.

may 13, 2025, 3:05 pm • 3 0 • view
avatar
Francesca @francescadiasio.bsky.social

For an extra fee

may 13, 2025, 2:48 pm • 2 0 • view
avatar
The cake is not a lie @thecakeisnotalie.bsky.social

That sounds like it would cost shareholders money.

may 13, 2025, 2:47 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
Churanah @churanah.bsky.social

This reminds me of the onion video where u can take a vacation by simply closing your eyes and imagining you're on one 😅

may 13, 2025, 3:27 pm • 3 0 • view
avatar
kentonagbone @kentonagbone.bsky.social

Ah, the Saskatchewan Party special

may 13, 2025, 3:15 pm • 2 1 • view
avatar
Sue from BC, part owner of Canada 🇨🇦 @qt2aquatics.bsky.social

Best way to travel is to stay home!?! Lol

may 13, 2025, 4:30 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
Secular_Girl @wifejackson.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣Thanks. Needed it.

may 13, 2025, 10:41 pm • 0 0 • view
avatar
ChristopherE @christopher664023.bsky.social

Hahahaha

may 13, 2025, 10:50 pm • 2 0 • view