WestJet announces SuperUltraBasic fare where customers just stay home and give them money
WestJet announces SuperUltraBasic fare where customers just stay home and give them money
And for a $40 upgrade, they will sneak into your house, steal a suitcase full of your stuff, and lose it.
I thought they would add seats to the outside of the plane, on the wings, to get more $/km
that's the only safe way to visit USA right now ! lol
Total Recall comes to mind.
And for an extra fee they'll lose your luggage for you
I let my kids kick the back of my chair for that added "in the sky, but closer to hell" experience that I expect from Westjet
😂😂😂 Sounds like something that would happen in the US.
Don’t give them ideas
For an extra $50 they will send you a postcard from someone having fun on a vacation
#BagsOptional
LOL! Better yet, just send it to the Felon. HE'S the "grifter in chief!"
Great for climate change.
Value factor: Avoid the hustlebustle at a discount
If the plane crashes, do they, um, follow through?
I’ve been making a similar “joke” for years that this is the ultimate goal of our corporate oligarch overlords: taxing people just for the privilege to exist in their feudal state.
We call those tax breaks and subsidies here in Canada. Ask the O&G industry😉
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Doesn't WestJet offer that now?
Oh…. so like all the current fares they have but cheaper. 😏
Do we get to sit in the plane or no?
Sitting costs extra. Only looking at pictures of planes and reviewing the seating charts and baggage fees is included in the base price.
For an extra fee
That sounds like it would cost shareholders money.
This reminds me of the onion video where u can take a vacation by simply closing your eyes and imagining you're on one 😅
Ah, the Saskatchewan Party special
Best way to travel is to stay home!?! Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣Thanks. Needed it.
Hahahaha